₦airaland Forum

Olamide has warmed hÍs way Ínto the heart of most music loving Nigerians.

What's left in this couÑtry other than to make merry and catch a§ much fun while Ù still can.

I dÓubt if people really gave an ear to Þhe lyrics like u did.

Íf not that u brought it up, I would neve® have nÓtÍcÉd.

Let's face it, thi§ ͧ entertainment, people want what they wÀÑt..

whÀt of the late Dagrin (may his soul rest in peace).. Igbo, shayo, ashawo, dis is how we living o le pami layo.

Beat that.

My point, .... Its what sells that Ù market.

Just like News.
Good news don't make News.

Bad News is always News.

Olamide has to earn a living oÓo however u look Àt it.

Evathyst:
I greet u o madam applicant!


Ds ur grammar go kill voters for ur polling unit

Bros, abeg no vex. But u be moafucker.

How her grammar wan carry kill voters for polling unit?

She be boko haram ni? Wey her grammar carry bomb to kill people?

Abeg take am easy! All of us no be the same.

idi*ot

PDP simply means People deceiving people.

Nigerians Deceiving Nigerians.


When they want to tell you that there is Fire on the mountain, Run, run run run,

The only way they can say it to you is that, everything is under control.


Everything has always been under control in Nigeria and yet we find ourselves in dis dilapitatable state.

Everything was under control in chibok, yet more than 200 girls vanished into thin air.

Everything is under control in Mubi, yet the town got raised.

Everything is under control in the north-east, yet boko haram captures more territory.

Every thing is under control with this economy, and yet Austerity measures has been introduced, Naira further weakening.

When u devalue the naira, its like saying American Dollar and Nigerian Naira are in a boxing Ring, the Dollar has boxed the naira so much so she's thrown in the towel and conceded to a brutal defeat, hereby devaluing the naira and getting a chance only to go into the ring again and get beaten pulp blue and black.

People must learn to stop deceiving people..


When u hear "Everything is under control", its a deceptive Cliche.

The truth of the matter is, There is fire on the mountain and people must run run run run.

Everything is not under control ooo!

Fuel prices would go up oo,

There would be more famine and more hunger In the land oo!

Boko haram would not stop ooo!


Wahala go dey for 2015 ooo!


Chibok girls, its over 230 days or more ooo!

The rich would get richer and poor get poorer ooo!


Taxes on yatch, private jets and champagne wouldn't be burnt by the rich because they are highly connected.

The treasury would bear the cost of these taxes ooo!


Fellow Nigerians, everything isn't under control ooo!

A word is enough ooo.

This Okonjo Iweala should pls just stop talking.

That wonderful name "Akunyili".

SÓme sort of Monumental Heritage for Naija.

BoT. Board of trustees, PDP.

Mtcheeew!

What do u expect a PDP man to say about his pay-master.

U can't eat from GEJ and not support him.

Its people like this ebenezer babatope that keeps deceiving GEJ.

What do u expect from PDP! People deceiving people.

Let them keep deceiving GEJ so he's be too blind to see all the obvious.

People Deceiving People..

very funny and very laughable, as if its not this same South-west.

#TeamGMB.

#SaiBuhari.

Buhari sa ka yi.

This Lai Muhammed like Fight pass Quarrel.

This guy is my man mehn!

"Clueless".. My new best word.

InglishTeechar:
I am totally disappointed, you mean the only thing you can do for your country is to "Sensitisation and create awareness and doing little little charitable works". my brother, thats a lazymans job everybody does that. I thought you would come up with something innovative, something Nigerians would be proud of. I am currently working on an m-Commerce project that will blow your mind.

Think innovation, move Nigeria forward.

Ask not what your country will do for you, ask what you will do for your country.

Goodluck with your project but I don't think I'm the right person to blow my own trumpet.

InglishTeechar:
Let me ask a personal question and i want a sincere answer. What are you doing for a better Nigeria? We know the country is in mess, what are you doing in your own little way to better the situation of this country?

Sensitisation and awareness. Doing little little charitable works. Trying to expose the rate of chaos and corruption endemic in the system, waiting for it to all fall apart then we gon have to start building afresh..


You see, the truth is, the Very Foundation Nigeria sits on is Faulty.

What can we do when the foundation is faulty? The whole building is got to be brought down, the foundation has to be re-inforced, then proper blocks of nation building would be used. As Nigeria is Today, no structural engineer can use any other form of corrective mechanism. No part time solution.

Nigeria is the only country I know that didn't fight for her independence, so tell me, how would they cherish it?

Nobody wants to die, nobody wants to sacrifice but people keep dieing everyday in this country.

Even if we were to revolt, the number of people that would die wouldn't have been upto the number of deaths recorded so far..

Number of internally displaced people is on the rise.

Ko si igba ti maku o ni ku.

barcanista:
A serious government concern herself with the security of the people, it abhors bullying, tear-gassing and hounding political leaders and citizens that does not share in its style of governance. Well done Fashola, you are indeed a rare bred. While the PDP led FG unleashes the Police on Nigeria citizens and Political opponents, you provide tools to the Police to effectively discharge their duties. Again, Well done

Fashola's head is correct na.

InglishTeechar:
It is not the federal governnent that need deliverance it is you and the idiotic youths of this country that need deliverance. Now it is a south african that is using their God given brain to invent stoves for us while the youth of this country will sit down at home and complain about everything. What is wrong with you people, cant you use your brain to think positively and get yourselves out of poverty?

sometimes i wonder what positive thing the youth of this country is doing to help the situation of this country. The only thing they are good at is to make complaining a full time job. Idiots.

Take it easy na.

Y attacking me.

You want a change? Be the change.


U want a Revolt? Lead a Nation-wide awakening for nigerian youths. Lead a Revolution.

You also are just complaining like to complain is ur full time Job.

U have only just succeeded in complaining. Pls do something other than complain.

Mtcheeew! I didn't even know they were just kneeling down and carrying maybe really light bags of say maybe sand.

I even tot the picture was going to show kids planting their heads in the sand.


This OP na Ajebutter jare.

U never c corporal punishment for naija.

donmalcolm21:
This is a government that its policy affect everybody, employment will be provided and the stoves will be distributed for free. Ride on GeJ you are my ROBIN HOOD

Don't worry! He would soon Ride you into the ditch. You both keep riding on.

horpe132:
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Nigeria Economy is in Trouble................But sheybi they said Okonjo Iwela has PHD in Econs,,,,,,,,Can't she advise the FG that that Stove will/can never be well maintained by the target population................& that importation of everything is not good for us especially now d@ the dollar is murdering the Naira .........Those Stove are gona be imported From South Africa & Assembled here..........................When did FG start sharing STOVE ?......What happened to making our GAS affordable and accessible to those in the rural areas ?.................................Must we import ?.......Must we waste money ??..........Now how will those in the rural areas maintain this new technology when its even hard 4 them to maintain the conventional kerosene stove...................FG needs Deliverance !!!!

That is ehhhn!

No be small deliverance ooo!
The ogbanje wey dey worry this Government no get part 2.

Abduletudaye:
Morning guys. Right now am in Lekki and awaiting to be interview by the CEO of this coy. While waiting for several minutes to be intervied, I actually took time to study the applicants around me hence this topic. I hope this correlates but here are my findings..

1. The Two Jolly Friends: Alright, here's a typical example of me and my friend. We went together for this interview and since we knew each other outside this room, we kept on gisting about how the job is gonna be, how ugly this girl was and so on.

2. The Mute One: I'm sure most people would agree with me when I say that there must be this one person who refuses to utter a single word while waiting to be called for an interview. He/She keeps quiet unless, they are called upon or asked a question.

3. The Noise Makers: These ones are found always. They will make noise no matter the situation. Talking about stuff that's important and the ones which are not important. Funny enough, the noise makers actually end up being the cute ladies and guys. Don't really know why. But presently, that is what I have noticed.

4. The Over Sabi: Yes! This ones eh.. Ok sha. This type of applicants will just be asking questions like Soyinka. The very minute they flop, they will just wanna enter the ground. I have seen typical examples this morning. After a staff gave us (applicants) a salient briefing, someone still rose his/her hand to ask a question which already had an answer in the staffs briefing.

5. The Enigma: Hehehehe... I'm not being biased ooo but this particular one here refers to me. You see, I prefer doing 20% of everything . When its time to talk, I talk. When its time to STFU, I do exactly that and when its time to flirt , I do that aswelll.

So this are the 5 types of applicants you find in a waiting room to be interviewed..

Wish me luck oo..

Have a nice day..

Abduletudaye:
Morning guys. Right now am in Lekki and awaiting to be interview by the CEO of this coy. While waiting for several minutes to be intervied, I actually took time to study the applicants around me hence this topic. I hope this correlates but here are my findings..

1. The Two Jolly Friends: Alright, here's a typical example of me and my friend. We went together for this interview and since we knew each other outside this room, we kept on gisting about how the job is gonna be, how ugly this girl was and so on.

2. The Mute One: I'm sure most people would agree with me when I say that there must be this one person who refuses to utter a single word while waiting to be called for an interview. He/She keeps quiet unless, they are called upon or asked a question.

3. The Noise Makers: These ones are found always. They will make noise no matter the situation. Talking about stuff that's important and the ones which are not important. Funny enough, the noise makers actually end up being the cute ladies and guys. Don't really know why. But presently, that is what I have noticed.

4. The Over Sabi: Yes! This ones eh.. Ok sha. This type of applicants will just be asking questions like Soyinka. The very minute they flop, they will just wanna enter the ground. I have seen typical examples this morning. After a staff gave us (applicants) a salient briefing, someone still rose his/her hand to ask a question which already had an answer in the staffs briefing.

5. The Enigma: Hehehehe... I'm not being biased ooo but this particular one here refers to me. You see, I prefer doing 20% of everything . When its time to talk, I talk. When its time to STFU, I do exactly that and when its time to flirt , I do that aswelll.

So this are the 5 types of applicants you find in a waiting room to be interviewed..

Wish me luck oo..

Have a nice day..

I bet u're not yet ready for this job..

You should'a applied when nairaland advertised for paid Mod's job.. It seems u're more a niaraland addict that at the venue of ur interview na nairaland u dey think, posting about kind'a people at ur venue,
Don't worry, by the time u attend plenty more interviews, ur head go correct.

Why can't u be going thru the company's mission and Vision statements and see how you intend to key into their mission and get possible things to talk about with whomever would interview u..

What matters most to you are the kind of people that are there, I pray these people don't get choosen ahead of u for the real job placement.

Mr People Observer.

Just keep kicking the can down the road.

Congratulations Nigeria.

Some day one naira would be same as one zimbabwe dollar.


A naira was at par with the Pounds sterling and above one dollar in the 60's.

Today our official price to a dollar is 168..

Eku ori ire.. Congratulations Nigeria.
We are headed in the right direction.

That thing wey we dey find, we go soon see am.

p3ndy79:
So ogar like her oga are just bunch of foolish people. How do this people get to be leaders in this country?

All listed items are related to the purpose APC said the centre is meant for, data capturing of its membership and turn them into soft copies after the registration done in hardcopies and hand filling of forms by prospecting members.

What has somebody registering 19times have to do with INEC CLONE PVC OR ILLEGAL ENTRY INTO INEC DATABASE TO HACK AND SUPERIMPOSE AND REPLACE IT INFORMATION ON THEIR VOTERS REGISTER..

Why not show the world the CLONE PVC you saw there, THE IP HISTORY AND HACKING PROCEDURES INTO INEC DBMS, tangible and verifiable list of items to show the APC is culpable of the offenses you accused them of.

Is this woman so daft and useless not to know the types of things expected to be in a DATA FIELD ENTRY OFFICE, wasn't the REGISTRATION DRIVE OF APC advertised enough.

That is what you get, when the worst of us rules the best of us.

I can never take anything that ogar says seriously.

They will pay for their sins someday.

Atleast EFCC and ICPC were used to supposedly "witch-hunt" perceived enÉmies of Obj that were corrupt.

No funds for these agencies and GEJ is no fighting corruption, so he can only use the Police and DSS.

DSS I tot should be more professional and unbiased but I'm afraid to assume the worst.

Shame on nigeria.

Billyonaire:
I will keep defending every successful government where they succeed and criticize where they are wrong. I will not be a perpetual abuser of government and ignore to praise them when they score better.

I admonish government to borrow up to $500 billion and channel the money into construction of bullet trains for movement of petroleum products, human beings and other cargoes to all parts of the country within few hours. Less time, and pressure means success. With these speed trains, accident will be reduced, lives will be saved, commodities will be cheap.

Government, should borrow more, and pay later. We need to jump-start development. Oil/sales alone will provide too much for looting.

No economic theorist would ever agree with all of this your assertions.


Its not about the money borrowed!

Its about the manager of what is borrowed.

Resources have always been scarce since time immemorial..

Putting scare resources in slack hands is spelling doom.

When u incure debts and give to criminals to manage, that is double tragedy..


Nigeria can hardly survive the condition she has played herself into.

Remeber sometimes ago when Obasanjo had to go beg for debt relief from creditor nations and Paris club..

Do u want nigeria to be a complete laffing stock in the international community?

Why must we borrow?

Can't nigeria rise above being a debtor nation to a creditor nation.


Is it forbidden for us to lend people rather than have us always borrow from people.

This guy, open ur head jare. I don't have your time pls.


If I have to educate u, you should pay me to educate u.

Billyonaire:
I do not support looting, and this thread is not about corruption or looting. It was intended to put the Government in bad light. I agree that looting is bad, but debt isnt. Debt provides us the opportunity of creating tomorrow today, turning today's dream to reality and making us develop infrastructure and work hard to pay back. Without owing our stomach food daily, we will sit our ass at home daily, but when we know we our bills to pay, we work our ass off.

Debt is good.

Everybody with their own opinion tho..

I'l rather work from withing my limited resources to create wealth that incur a debt..
Haven said that, even if I have to incure a debt, I'l make sure its properly and judiciously utilised. Can we say same of the govt of the day?

Stop defending the indefensible

kaycid77:
Yoruba ppl and mumu be like banana and groudnut

Its easy to spot a mumu when u c one.. I just spotted one mumu..

Your father mumu..

Adigun Alapomeji..

My man since 1642 BC.

Billyonaire:
Do you even know why I visit Nairaland daily ? The reason is simple. Here, I learn how to deflate punches, how to manage my emotions, how to react to haters and how to manage even the worst of human species, and I apply these lessons to up my Emotional Intelligence Quotient in the business world and keep winning. Debt is good, by far better than poverty and death. Nigeria should borrow more to develop infrastructures for the citizens, the future will take care of itself.

You sound so intelligent.
You should simply have said... "Nigeria should borrow more for Ngozi, Dezianni, oduah and GEJ to loot.

Why imporverish people today and enslave their children in years to come?

Think of these things.
Nobody says debt isn't good, but are these debts properly utilised?

In the first place, debt is not good.

"A Debtor is Always Slave to the Creditor".. Go check the holy books, it written right therein.

We are not just slaves ourselves but enslaving generations to come.

Its a pity for Nigeria sha. One day she'l get her acts right and put her self together.. Just one day.

Billyonaire:
Nigeria's debt stands at $9.52 billion dollars and America's debit stands at $17,955,169,990,210 (approximately $US18 trillion).

We are in a much better place.

Olodo..

Just wake up and talk nonsense and rubbish with no knowledge whatsoever.

When you say irresponsible and reckless government, it doesn't cover the scope of the federal govt.

Some yoruba words can't be expressed in english..

Can any yoruba man pls translate "Apah" to english for me?

This government is just an APAH.

Onigbese jati jati

The heart of man is desperately wicked.

I still find it difficult to believe this story even when its glaring

babyosisi:
Most likely APC at work
Let's watch and see

Fallacy of hasty conclusion

I'm a Christian by birth but seriously speaking, I'm with the muslims on this.

mencade5:
90% of christian marriages are shameful in the sight of God. A big disgrace.

God is never present in almost all weddings conducted in churches these days.

Reasons are double standard by the pastors. Instead of preaching abstinence they encouraged a fornicationalized relationship and joining them together in marriage.

Most of the ladies getting married are either 3 weeks, 1 month, or 4 months pregnants. Having the odacity to stand before a holy God is pure nonsense.

If God was their to bless them at all, he would have used a big thunder to strike these couples.

Lets stop deceiving ourselves all in the name of marriage. Divorce is rampant these days in christedom even the so called pastoprenuer are not left out.

Divorce will continue. Let people keep deceiving themselves. God does not attend saturday wedding these days. Quote me anywhere.

He hates adultery, he hates fornication, he hates murder ''abortion''.

Tell me most of these couples dont do this. Even the week of their wedding they still display this fornicating traits going round to sleep with the so called love of their lives for the last time before saying i do.

The world system has entered the church and its a big shame. Divorce will never stop after all when a man is impotent they woman will pack her property and run, later divorce follow.

When a woman cannot conceive, the man sends her away to get another woman.

Are these ones christians? They are all eye sores in the sight of God.

Deception is the name of the game.

We don't just love it alone. Nigerians "Enjoy" to deceive their selves.

Politics,
Religion,
Economy,

Just name it. Same way we live in denial we are 1.

How can you tell me an Hausa man, a Yoruba man and an igbo man are one.

I for one, I have never believed in the concept of marriage let alone talk of divorce.

Marriage is like people just choking themselves up.

Everybody wants to be Free.

The rights to live,
The rights to live freely, and
The rights for the pursuit of happiness.

Those were the principles the founding fathers built America on.


Everybody must have the right to live, everybody must have the rights to live freely and everybody must have the right of pursuit of happiness.

When u are not happy in a marriage which is often times the case. You have rights for the pursuit of happiness.

Take o close look at nigeria.
Nigeria is a forced marriage of the hausa , yoruba and igbo people.

This marriage hasn't been the best of marriages, we can't continue this way and we can't afford to divorce, we are at a cross road. Like being inbetween the Devil anÐ the deep blue sea.

This insurgency of a thing is what has threatened this un-holy matrimony called nigeria the most.

Right now, I'm only trying to prepare for worst case scenario while I'm still somewhat hoping for the best.

We as a people are not different from our society at large.
Our society is a function of each and everyone of us.

Nigerians.. Who are we?