Walahi, i no read that story. when will we learn how to summarize on Nairaland? in two sentences, one for each

who children's day epp?

kingreign:

Indeed, it is neat sir. For inquiries, bargain inspection and purchase, pls call or whatsapp 07034581213.
Thanks

oga, it's the price you put that makes people show interest and call.
if you think people will call just to find out the price then.......

addikt:


Jesus "was" on the throne ??....he isn't anymore ??

He always is, that's why it went the way it did. wondered what will go down if he wasn't for a second. probably didn't understand my English

I witnessed the accident live, was supposed to be in the same vehicle maybe, and our vehicle was just directly behind them.
the only reason they made it out all alive was cause Jesus was on the throne. Thank God you made it all alive, speedy recovery

kenonze:
I feel like helping myself out.
But ran short of cucumber

lol , I dig crazy chicks

kai, English hard o. "Thanks you Lord". after, dem go blame increase in dollar

Mattew690:
How will this post help me in 2016 JAMB Exam ?










How will I get money on this poast??

This post will help your jamb by first of all,correcting your spellings.
it's POST ,not POAST

He should have possed in Boys Stout (Guinness) uniform instead

fammo:
Why is the boy always looking dirty

Because another good Samaritan hasn't bought clothes for him

Now that's what I call Mayweather vs Mohammed Ali

BABANGBALI:
oga stop lying,today is not friday your lying day

Leave him to continue in his "Lying Friday "
still doesn't change the fact that Mourinho has been sacked because he failed

guruvick:



I too know


Am a sport man


So I use shot instead of shut

Because I shoot shot to score goals

Fool

I don't think you saw my earlier post before following that mugu to talk

I think you should be the next "Special One "
you have an excuse for everything.

guruvick:


Oga keep shot

Did you pass English in WAEC

why don't you cut any part of your body and let's see the blue blood. Football,making people say nonsense since 1927

guruvick:
Chelsea for Life

Up Chelsea
Up the Blues
My Blood is Blood

when i hear people say "my blood is blue ", I dey really Vex. since when did God create humans with Blue Blood?

how much?

Now, that's what I call maturity

Wait make Road Safety catch am.... Am sure the guy watches a lot of Formula One

we need pictures

Daraph:
I don google search,check my oxford dictionary,advance learner dictionary and the wikipedia... But





I can't find the meaning of "Attcak"

your eyes deserve an award

My dog is a male, it never goes after other male dogs.
even animals know it's wrong to have intimate relationships with same sex, yet humans do it.
so Unfortunate

chinexxx:
You killed just four bokos and y'all are dancing? Mtewwwww

it's not too late for you to enroll in the Nigerian Army. maybe you can kill a hundred with just one bullet

switesthart:
Y do they all look like zombies?

Because that's exactly what they are

The truth is there are no jobs anywhere, not even for people with MSc that doesn't mean selling weed is a job either

How much will the police man get, when all the Oga's at the top remove their own share.?

fr3do:
I was banned in the politics section for showing support for my beloved Biafra, this isnt fair and I'm really disappointed with Nairaland.
if threads and monikers that support the unity of Nigeria and oppose the creation of Biafra are left untouched, why clamp down on Biafra?

Seun


@thread
what is this country turning into?

You were banned, probably because this is Nairaland, not Biafraland

Doesn't make sense if PDP wins an election in katsina state. leave Bayelsa state for PDP Abeg. my opinion,...

he should be sentenced to death through "plantain overfeeding "

Holuwakemmy16:
What akure?we too have stars eg lord of ajasa etc lol

Akure even has Lord of the rings too

These are the kind of threads that should make fp.
not some news about someone buying a new car or updating something on social media.
nice one