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midey93:
I'm damn guilty of this I'm damn guilty of this

Go and sin no more

Sexytemi:
Lol....hugs him back with some space in between o(Lol)

#follows him back

Ermm, with half current I cannot iron my cloth, FULL current biko, #drags her closer# whispers: How's your evening going?

Sexytemi:
Yes na, guys are better friends than girls.

I concur jare! Gimmie a hug, omo to da! #ooops#

#follows her#

Chiwude:
OP, your mind dey there. Properly researched write up.

Thanks Bro!

Sexytemi:
Not all o, most(like myself) like to just have guys as friends, it fun having a guy as a friend o.

Just friends?

GloriaNinja:
whatever

duhh

Sexytemi:
No real relationship, just friends.....they won't hear, is it a must to date all d girls they meet ni?

Hmm, but you have a WILL power na. Well, at that point, some girls, most girls rather, like to play the game of FWB...so true ryt?

GloriaNinja:
your thread seems hypocritical

Hypocritically true, yea

Equalizer:
And that was how a girl asked me to give her two years to think about my relationship proposal...

Proposal for a Shell contract

juhan:
yes

You must be a slow typer

Sexytemi:
So true, just that some guys are just to stubborn..... they won't wanna take No for an answer.

No to sexx or to real relationship?

juhan:
what?

Still typing?

Fadekebisola:
he hit me with his hand

You're spoilt

MizFrances:
I meant 2 kids. *autocorrect*

ok

Cutehector:

My thread dey give you joy

MizFrances:
when did he have a kids?

"a kids" I see chunchin

There is just something about children: you can't help but smile when they are smiling.

Some children are motherless home with no motherly touch...you can't send money to them BUT you can send them some LIKES. Don't be stingy

Happy Children's To My Unborn Twins: The Nations in me!

SmellingAnus:
circumstances are just for a while but my love for you is forever

Forever Living Products; Those people sha

SubTopic: Wicked Ways Most Nigerian Ladies Keep Guys On Their Waiting List.


1. They keep saying, "I'll think about it"

And he'll keep waiting on "pins and needles"
If it's more than two months, guy please, think about your initial decision and rescind it. Look elsewhere.


2. They ask you; "Can't we just remain friends?"


Don't you get it, if I wanted to be just friends, will I be asking you out?


3. They wake up one morning and start acting all nice.

Are you an actress? I believe this is just to keep you hopes up and high. Perhaps, she has a need in two days time. She is nice by remembering you on Saturday and Sunday and GBAM, Monday, she needs 5k from you and she'll pay back. Iffa hear! Stale Pattern!

4. They try to tease you a little by visiting you but standing outside or sitting afar.

Don't let your mind wander so far, if you actually wanna settle down with a lady and after telling her, she puts up this sign. It's significant: she doesn't accept you...yet. She isn't forming, she is still "weighing" you.

5. Walking with them, they try not to hold hands and sometimes they walk faster than you.

I always take pity on guys who try so hard in pleasing some 'conscience-less' Nigerian ladies. From the way she walks ahead of him, you'll just be laughing. She has more than four and she still wants him to buy her suya every evening, take her eateries on weekends, get her gifts occasionally... I mean, you're not even in her TOP-10 list sef...Haba! Have witches in your Father's house borrowed your brain for practicals?

6. They say they can't date you but they show almost all the signs of a girl who's into a guy.

Singing: "I have decided NOT to take any girl serious who has ALREADY told me she is in a SERIOUS relationship." If she is giving "green lights" and her words are spewing "red lights", then she is not sure. Leave her! Simple!

7. They Discuss Every Other Topic With Him Except On "Relationship/Love"

You'll even think she is so innocent and doesn't want to settle down any time soon. It's just that you are still in her "Waiting List." She's still checking you up, so to speak. Until you see around some other guys and her disposition, then you'll believe.


In conclusion; while I totally kick against being on a "Waiting List" for so long, I also want to advise our ladies, The grass is not always greener on the other side. The ones around you now, Choose one among them, especially when age is not on your squad. When you start getting close to 28 and your palms and hands are not so soft again and there is just something about your eyes that tells you're a bit advanced and thus no longer interested in "casual relationship", and the young and playful begins to turn away in "disappointment", it might turn unnecessarily spiritual then.

#choosewisely#
#makeitsnappy#
#gracias#

CountDracula:
Watching football publicly is always more interestin dan sittin at home watching, I fall into category 12... I am almost avin an erectiion waiting for d final on saturday... I'm a madrid fan... Which of d madrids? I guess we'll find out by 10pm saturday

Hala Madrid!!!

sage50:
Everybody working in an hospital is not a doctor. Same goes for banks. All d best in his new career. Pple now waste thousands nd millions going to school den come and do jobs like tailoring,events planning, buying nd selling etc. D question is y go to school. Ur educated if u can read and write na

So, we go to school just to work in white collar jobs by someone else? Education, not schooling, is supposed to enhance your talents and gifts not turn you into a robot. Entrepreneurship is the best!

Denerys:
No wonder she just dey show us nyash cos d face na......

Jealousy! She is naturally beautiful biko! She didn't even use make up...siddon somewhere

TrumpDonald:
I rep beans. #Over20yrsAndWeStillTogether

I love u my beans

Modified: @Op, I hope say dat third pix no b beans? Which kyn beans dat

Ewa agonyi na

0079jaBond:
@Op your mind is corrupt. Simple! If you claim these are ways (which you've carnally noticed) that satan manifests himself in churches, then I wonder what you'd say about false doctrine, prophecy, blasphemy, lukewarmness, ét al. Change bruh! #HappySunday

Holier than thou, I'm still under His working ok

focus7:
Op you are still not broken, you are too canal$

For being open and not being an hypocrite?

nrexzy:
The Spirit is weak buh the Flesh is willing.. I like me a portable cutie sited next to me when I'm about to receive d blessings. It keeps me .....

kidding ryt?

Ways Satan Reveals Himself In Our Churches Today

Just a thought: In my life, I've had wonderful time in church, Yes! There are other times when I had left the environment wondering if I actually picked anything due to the distractions "way-billed" to me by the prince of the power of the air- Satan.

It might sound funny but it's true. Imagine during hot prayer session, a lady who obviously didn't use a "stiff bra" if you know what I mean, just passes by...and mistakenly your eyes were opened. Sometimes, that image can ruin your day, lol! It's well sha!

Let's see Six ways Satan manifests himself in our churches today:


1. Through the angry usher trying to force you to sit at a certain position

I remember how an usher once yelled at me. Another chick usher like that, ignored me...I was like, wow! If I were a new member, I would have left this church instanta! Pastor wee be praying for members, ushers wee be busy scaring them away. If they take God's work like their jobs, it wee be a bit productive. "He that gathereth not with me scattereth"

2. Through the lady dressing unclad sitting by you.

Unless you've been there before, you won't really understand. The brain will just refuse to look at the pastor anymore, it wants to see "Bro Bobby"

3. Through the preacher sleeping uncontrollably on a Sunday morning

This is nothing else but the work of ota witches.

4. Through the very young and succulent lady breastfeeding openly as though we are all blind.


Please, a law should be placed in our churches; breastfeeding moms should do so in an enclosed place and not just everywhere.

5. Through the lady who choose to catwalk from back to front in the middle of preaching with a seductive dress.

Especially when the church is large. Most of them will choose to catwalk from the back to the front. Knowing they won't allow them sit in front, they'll then start slowly walking backwards again looking for a seat, thus perfecting Satan's scheme.

6. Through the extremely good looking guy who keeps going to wee hence distracting our "spiritual sisters"

It won't be complete if I don't add this: some guys too do this often.


All these not only show how Satan reveal his subtle acts in our churches today, but also goes ahead to destabilizing the stand of upcoming and even 'strong' believers. Let's all not give the devil a chance. Let's not be his agents owing to our negligence and insensitivity.

Remember:
All things are lawful to me, BUT not all things are expedient.

Hmm

I'm embarrassed for this op. I even thought she had class...look at what you're openly confessing! How do you expect us to have his number? What exactly are you looking for? If you like seriously, you know where to go and search...Girls like you make guys call all ladies dummies...Perhaps, you need rest

This really got my ribs cracking. It looks new to me!

What style can you give to this hairstyle?

I would call it, LasGa

discoprophet:
hehehehe.. Dis one no well oh! Which one is take away kwa?[email]

hehehehe.. Dis one no well oh! Which one is take away kwa?[/email]

hehehehe.. Dis one no well oh! Which one is take away kwa?

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