₦airaland Forum

@ omoge, do you know where to get goat head and legs in this town? pls i need them for this weekend. joo.

his_grace:
shio - make i do better things on the internet. make una sleep there o - Nairalanders.

and you have already amassed 143 posts in 1 month?   I can see how well you busy urself.  

his_grace:
no don't go - u have nowhere to go - na here be your house @PTH

Una go quench d day wey Nairaland no go dey again - jobless nicompoops.

i can see how responsibly occupied you are. How many people will give their right arms to spend their day insulting others, exhibiting cranial inefficiency, hydrocephaly, verbal diarrhoea and a chronic need for attention.

You have a good job going here eh chairman.

nna my people, i don comot. Seems a mad man is on the loose, see u all later when the thread is saner.

aloib:
who let him out of his cage, someone bring the chains quick quick

lol at omge, pth ke? u dey mind am, after stroking doyins own, he wants to btest mine,

pthhhhhh stop cockblocking, ahan, carry your fagilola ass commot jare

God forbid!

na, i think his_disgrace should just be ignored. This is not secondary school where you catch a girl's attention by deliberately being nasty.

Please lets ignore him lest we allow another attention craver ruin this thread.

his_grace:
@PTH

You have simply laid bared your ignorance as an ignoramus - so no comments.

To the rest - what have u said? nothing - empty barrels - may your addresses be unknown when Nigeria makes it good.

Just go wipe your arses with sand paper and keep mute - if u reply, then u are goats and herds, starting from PTH.

nairaland no dey disappoint me at all.

doyin13:
@pth

alias 7.30

@omoge

i take you on major trips baby

get you some somersaulting chicken at your leisure

u wonna try

u say u are from nillychester

me i am also from a chester

Manchester to be exact

hehehehehehe

all this long story no go work. Whether na chest you come from. . . omoge is not going to fall for an atutupuyoyo!

babyosisi:
Hmm.

nwam babyosisi, you are giving him what he is really craving; attention. Ignore the tool please.

babyosisi:
please no testing of anything here.
abeg una.
make person no spoil me

make person no spoil you? Abeg you have been legally touching for some time now, allow us to enjoy what you also enjoy abi.

doyin13 you be real atutupuyoyo!  

doyin13:
so there is a place called nillychester?

yes. Its a small rural town where omoge lives. They are not connected to the national grid.

omoge:
hehehehe now let's not talk about school. i don't want NINs to start asking questions

my lips are sealed!

aloib:
pth i ave soft and curly hairs on my leg

I have to touch first before i agree with you.  

omoge:
come to my school to see fine fine bobos

that your yeye village school?   Nwam! One fine chic came to our school from urs o . . . .   I could not believe u guys produce such beauties.

@ doyin13, sometimes the leg hairs can be erotic especially if its very soft to touch. One girl i used to know had hairy arms and legs, very soft you felt like running ur hands through all day.

omoge:
yeah, it's smooth soft and silky than my stomach hair. oh well, some of us are just hairy. again, my only focus is my airmpit and below.

no shave that stomach hair o   That place na accident waiting to happen.  
If your leg haif is soft and silky then leave it, shaving it will only make them bristly and disagreeable to the lips, tongue and hands.

aloib:
speaking from experience right?
fagilola in action, io can just imagine u stroking doyins hair


i love stomach hair, chest hair, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

yeye pikin!  

omoge:
I dated a nigerian guy in my school in my 2nd year he loved it too much. he fell in love with it.

Really? that guy na wa.

doyin13:
How about stomach hair?

Girls like mine

lol chest and stomach hairs are the best!  

omoge:
PTH, YOU!   back at rustic village  

lol shave your legs jare. Why should there be no difference between us from the waist down?  
Depends on the hair though, if its smooth, soft and silky and NOT black colored then you can leave them. Bristly black hair? abeg get rid o.

aloib:
i ave hairy arms and legs, even more than most guys, thing is i hate waxing, so i started shaving and noticed they even grew longer and curler, so i stopped shaving, i hardly wear skirts sha.so e no dey show

big error, shaving ur legs makes the hair grow faster and longer. Wax them or smth, bt pls, pls pls dont ever appear with hairy legs. i take God beg you.

omoge:
i have hairy leg and it's a very nice sight. it's not too long. i don't want to shave. the only place i focus on that's more important is my armpit and the other area below. the hairs on my hand and leg i leave, i get compliment in mini

na ur brothers dey compliment you?

aloib:
lol, i shave my armpits everyday, wish i could stand the pain of plucking, girls wid hair in their armpits are ewwwwww

what say ye bout girls wid hairy legs

I say shave them!

@ Babyosisi, shave your armpits joo!   It looks gross.

naa, i'm shaving my armpits soon. Armpit hair is gross. No woman shld be caught dead with one especially if it has changed color.

doyin13:
What's also with naija people wearing leather jackets.

That shit is wrong men.

Dem never hear say the desert dey encroach?

chairman, leather jackets are great on a well hung guy.

What's with naija guys wearing tracksuits in 100F heat?

ammatullah:
Inalhamdulillah

Asalam Alaykum,

When I said singling out I meant the sects that say they deny ahadith and hold on to only the Quran. The prophet (PBUH) prophesized that these sects will exist in his ummah. Subhanallah they do exist today.

Please let us exercise great care when we mention the things that prophet Muhammad (PBUH) did, if we accept that he is the nabi of Allah that is divinely inspired, his actions would certainly be protected from evil. Allah married Aisha to our nabi (PBUH) [he was shown to her in a dream, the dreams of prophets are revelation, ibrahim saw himself slaughtering his son in a dream] . Rasulullah (Peace be upon Him) said that we would learn half of our religion from her. She is one of the greatest narrators of hadith, open Sahih Bukhari, Sahih Muslim or any collection of hadith you will realise this. There are so many ahadith that she narrated none of the mothers of the believers narrated as much hadith as she did. In fact no woman in the history of Islam narrated ahadith as she did. I believe without a doubt that there is wisdom in everything the nabi (PBUH) did because he was chosen by Allah to guide mankind. If you trust Allah know that he would select nothing but the best to guide His slaves.

All these dross just to explain away a clear case of criminal paedophilia? Gimme your 6yr old daughter, i saw her in my vision. The world will learn half my new religion from her. Any takers?

doyin13:
PTH

You no go write invitation letter for veracious so.

You two will make a glorious couple

you mean to "invite" her as a housegirl? No thank you. She is "natural and beautiful", let another "natural" guy send her an invitation.

PTBnaija, where do you get peppersoup seasoning? What is chopped wild mini?

@ pheesayor, get your weight down ASAP. That is the only solution for now, the treatment for sleep apnea here is usually having to wear an oxygen mask to sleep. I doubt you can afford that right now.

Imani:
Please, let us criticise fairly. Nigeria is making progress at least with successive "elections" with minimal problems, never mind the validity of the elections. But we are having a go and trying to make things work. Nigeria will be great again. . .it will just take time and requires commitment from the leaders and all Nigerians whether in nigeria or elsewhere.

LMAO! tiny Sierra Leone held one of the most impressive elections in the last few yrs. this was a country that needed Nigerian troops to stabilise it less than 10yrs ago. We are not going anywhere but regressing!

debosky:
pth u really need to stop yabbing women like this o, it is not fair at all

abeg na the ones wey deserve am jare.

debosky:
never tell a woman she is beautiful and then change your mind, the result is being labelled green snake under the green grass

LMAO Was that why she said i was indecisive? did she really believe i thot she was beautiful? Abeg veracious, check your dictionary for the meaning of the word "sarcasm".

seuniyanda:
TOH, like i said you are weird, let me know your email addy, mine is seuniyanda@mail.com, send all your insults there, i will be willing to attend to you. But wait, ARe You A VIrgIn?

which kain yeye question be that? You get liver o. God save you.  

ThiefOfHearts:
david. iwo sha

I needed something to lighten my mood.

@ doyin13,

her picture signature actually made my day.
Check this out:

Am natural and beautifull - When a girl you've never met claims to be "natural" abeg pick race. What she really means is that she is too ugly to use make up.
A beautiful girl wont tell you she's beautiful, she's heard it one too many times to have to hear herself say it. Those who say it do so to console themselves.

his_grace:
Where were you when corrupt politicians are being prosecuted

In the same country where Babangida and Atiku are still walking about as free men?

his_grace:
Where were you when independednt power plants are being constructed in the country?

Can you remind me if we have crossed the 3000MW bar yet?

his_grace:
Where were you when Abachas looted funds were returned to the country?

Can you tell us how that has affected the common man?

his_grace:
Where were you when so many innovative things are happening in the country - where were u?

Innovative things? Like rigging Yar Adua into office?