₦airaland Forum

another NIN seeking the popular NID escape route. There are men seeking virgins in Nigeria, please apply in the Guardian newspapers.

No nation built on the principle of divide-and-rule has ever suceeded. Nigeria will not miraculously become an exception overnight.

Prince dj:
WHAT'S UP?AM A NEW MEMBER AND I'LL LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE HOUSE.

This one na correct NINs member. NEPA just bring light for their area after months in darkness. Welcome to the real world brother.

wake up atiku, anyone can score a dubious penalty, chelsea have no attacking midfield

@ backslider, the police is a product of the bigger problem and not the problem

Please sell Lampard!

Roscodaddy here are your terms for help:
- you must bring with you an appology letter to all NIDs members including those in the UK.
- You must bring a cover letter from NINs indicating that you voluntarily choose to defect to pack shit.

Once you accomplish these two then problem solved.

Roscodaddy:
Jackal abi na Yankee you dey,no shaking I ready to follow you start from Creche sef if una get am there.

i knew you wanted to come here all along. oya say please. . .

Paw-Paw:
Typical, you can see the fly in my brain but you ignore they call your brain "home".

poor paw paw. . . . the psychological consequences of a visa refusal are indeed enormous.

toshmann:
now it is confirmed that rosco has gone mental. . . please call ambulance fast. . . oops i forgot, he's in naija. abeg make una chatter any available taxi okada for the dude

oga which okada you dey charter? u no hia say fuel no dey? Abeg carry the guy on ur head to native doctor. Hospital officials dey on strike.

Paw-Paw:
If you have not been living on the moon for the past 50yrs, you would have known most middle class Nigerians have a generator.

How many Nigerians can be classified as "middle class"? So the rest have to depend on mosquito coils to keep the bugs at bay?

apostle paw paw is now a casualty of war.

Where are the NINs, abi NEPA don take light?

Paw-Paw:
Who care weather una live for UK, US or Youtube? Carry go jare, and stop this pompous behaviur. Location does not make a success. Once a fool always a fool, even if you go to the moon.

Carica papaya!  

Uk Visa Application (advice Needed)

Uk Visa - Visa Appeal Process

Uk's Working Holiday Visa

Hsmp Entry Application

Uk Student Visa Interview

Where To Apply For Uk Visa

ALL on page 1 only!   And Roscomugu says UK visa na like pure water. You better show your fellow NINs on the travel page how to drink this ur pure water o.

Roscodaddy:
Dem dey enter plane go even Kano sef,when I mean abroad I mean betta place nor be where suffus dey live them go take dey pose say them dey abroad,abeg Yankee na the real place oh,make una kill me if una wan kill me UK nor follow for NIDs.Na today we don see plenty UK peeps ow them be,shi shi nor gum them.

na rocket dem dey take enter US? Yankee na shit packing nation, abeg stay, apostle paw paw has promised to get you a good job at Central bank. I envy all of you NINs no be small.

Paw-Paw:
@PTH
Just checked your blog.I can host your blog for free. Stop using free webspace, I thought that was for "poor Nigerians".

godaddy is free? Apostle paw paw pls remove that fly in your brain.

Jackal:
Excuse me,

Where are the astute NINs . . . . . .The ones in the battlefield are a buncha ninnies.
These lots are just numskulls who don't know their left from their right.
I thunk Paw-Paw was a vibrant and articulate young man but i am disappointed with his comments.
Roscodaddy is simply a person for saying UK is not abroad?
I doubt if u had spent more than £1 equivalent since your weekend started.

The astute NINs are on the travel section busy asking "Astute" questions on how to join us to pack shit.

Roscodaddy:
Chineke,na because I say Uk nor be abroad na im dey wan kill my papa wey don die long time ago,UK visa na like moi moi na,all you nid 2 do na work 4 bank or fit pay like 1k pounds are school fees or infact no pay,them dey give visa like pure water,abeg all those NIDs wey dey for yankee na im I get time for,nor be UK wey dey for back yard here.Abeg ,Make I hear word

if na moi moi why you no drink akamu take ur own visa dey go London? why are you busy crying here?

Seems you've been rejected at the US embassy before eh?  

na here apostle paw paw dey hide?

Roscomugu, since UK no be abroad oya carry bus dey go there.  

Member alert - It is to be noted that residents of countries like Togo and Benin Republic are not to be regarded as NIDs.

all the NINs members who are secretly voting without posting . . .

umary, i would have ignored this but there's too much of misrepresentation of facts in your post to ignore.

1. You say God is merely the english word for allah? Yes that is the propaganda the muslims have sold to you all for ages. If we accept that English as a language existed before the 12th century and that islam did not take root until the 12th century then it stands to reason that allah could not have been the arabic for God as he was but a mere idol before the advent of islam, at a time the expression "God" had long been in use.

2. Please study the crusades first before parroting the old lies that it is an example of christian violence. The crusades where the christian response to muslim agression and conquer of christian lands! But for the crusades, spain would be no diferent from Pakistan today.

Apostle paw-paw, do you want us to show IM records as proof of the desperate man-snatching activities of female NINs, most of whom are not even posting members of this site?

debosky:
Breaking News!

The NINs have discovered a weak underbelly of the NIDs forces!
Due to the general perception of looseness and poor training/morals amongst other blacks in the Diaspora, the NIDs resort to importing NINs from the homeland to be their wives/husbands. Field Marshal Odaran Sulu Gambari and General Paw Paw have decided to capitalise on this chink in the NIDs armor. From henceforth no more NIDs will be allowed to pick a spouse from the homeland any more unless they submit a written and notarized self declaration to utterly renounce, cease and desist from shit packing, and return to Naija within a period of 2 years! Some NIDs such as PTH, Tats, Aloib, I-man Jackal have been rumored to be contemplating such moves and have thus been devastated by this shrewd NIN attack. the prospective NIN brides have been seen crying and wailing, with shouts of 'E no go beta for that useless Paw Paw head' and 'Waka Shege Paw Paw' and numerous other insults

Aloib particularly is devastated since her last visit to Ibadan was to scout out a potential mate, the man in question has been arrested by NIN high command and has been forced to marry an 'omo alata' (pepper seller) from Bodija Main Market.
I-man recently concluded a similar trip, and his bride to be has been ordered to marry a 'Panel' (panel-beater) from Onike Mechanic Village

This is field reporter Debosky reporting from deep behind NIN lines.

More to follow. . .

situation remedied, the object of our feminine fantasies happens to be a confirmed member of the NIDs party.  

Roscodaddy:
All NINs wey them refused visa now will go to any country of their choice,so make NIDs prepare because there is high level consultation with the Commander in Thief I mean Chief of the Federal Republic of Nairaland with all foreign Embassies especially the US,because that na the country we dey plan to go and pack shit,london people too stingy as them prefer to pack the shit themselves,NINs where una dey bring all your passports wey them stamp,we have to take the war to them.

One NINs prisoner of war here. Any takers for a conciliatory invitation letter?

Jackal:
@ PTH,

I heard about it . . . . . . . .
It was the most hilarious story i have ever heard.
An airplane ran into a herd of cattle at the airport in Port Harcourt.
Can u believe that? 
One would think those cattles were preparing for a marathon on the runway.


P.S. Where can i find Field Marshal Paw-Paw?

do you blame the cows? It must have looked like a smooth grazing field to the poor creatures. I bet you apostle daddy paw-paw is busy patching the runway out of shame. Can you believe we had to borrow a runway from Niger?

zigbo:
@PTH information reaching me says that they(Ns) ve since changed from NEPA to PHCN*power holding . . . one thing one thing

Na the same thing - [b]N[/b]ever [b]E[/b]xpect [b]P[/b]ower [b]A[/b]lways
[b]P[/b]roblem [b]H[/b]as [b]C[/b]hanged [b]N[/b]ame.

It is all the same. Ask brother paw paw whether he has light in his house now.

I like it when people use the "home is home" acronym. Essentially two groups of Nigerians use it . . .

a. corrupt politicians who have their share of the public treasury in Swiss banks, their children in British schools and their wives in German hospitals.

b. NINs members frustrated by severall visa refusals.

Roscodaddy:
Most NINs are busy trying to lock the airports and close all Western Union and Money Gram shops,make I see where una go pass come back home,while others are taking advice and strategy from Baba at Otta farm,from the text I received from one of them,Baba was quoted as saying this ,Home is home agharacha must come back home.

Mr. Roscodaddy, abeg you should have shut the airport for repairs over 10 yrs ago! We no dey come, radar dem no get, NEPA takes light causing aircraft traffic hold up, cows are busy snoozing on the runway and firetrucks have no water in them and rosco is talking of shutting the airport.
That one no be airport o, na motor park.

ziddy:
nigeria is finding it difficult to move forward, because of people like you.
Yoruba's have a saying: a porter who eats bread is unknowingly eating his own scalp. Enjoy the diaspora!  

How is our packing shit more than 3000 miles away preventing Nigeria from moving forward? na wa o.
NEPA take light na NIDS, bad roads na NIDs, hospitals turning to mortuaries, all the fault of the NIDs, Obasanjo chop all their money, na NIDs too! Haba Apostle Ziddy! Abi you want us to come and help you pack your shit too?

By the way free visa to the USA, pls contact me ASAP.

lol i bow for all of una o. Abeg just a fellow NIDs volunteering for this war on behalf of all of una.   thanks!

ziddy:
this thread is pathetic. enough said.

Na true. Very pathetic especially if you have to pay N120 per hour to a cybercafe to come and check this thread.

The NINs members on this board are only the pretenders: the real NINs members are on the travel section busy asking questions such as:

Fiance Visa, Please Any Luck  

How Can I Study And Work In Singapore  

Can I Travel To Trinidad And Tobago Visa Free  

Uk Visa Application (advice Needed)

Can A Student In Canada Invite Me To Canada? Urgent.  

! Irish Visa ! Irish Visa:

For the NINs members who have been severally denied access to foreign countries on grounds of ineligibility to pack oyinboo shit, their own questions vary. Examples include:

Why? Do Nigerians Live Illegally Abroad Rather Than Stay Home  

Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy