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#thankGodforBuhari

GurlFriend:
The Ikeja Computer Village in Lagos is West Africa’s largest market place for information technology products and has found its way into the world’s technology map. People from different parts of the country and indeed different parts of West Africa do business there daily.
However, according to informed sources, there is also something else, secretly going on at Ikeja Computer Village. It is something which a lot of girls now call “runs” . The Ikeja Computer Village officially closes at 6 pm every day. The strict closing time was imposed by the authorities there after some armed robbery incidents several years ago. At around that closing time, if you happen to be around the place, your are sure to see girls of different colour ,sizes and shapes streaming out of the Village.
Naturally, a lot of girls are expected to be in the Village. After all, most of the dealers can only function with sales people and all over the world; girls are more inclined to be sales people especially for small business. However, things are more complicated than that. In the Computer Village, there are sales girls and there are sales girls but what a lot of them sell is more than meet the eyes.
For starters, what an average Computer Village sales girl earns is so negligible that it can barely be sustainable as a transport fare for 2 weeks. Yet, a lot of them do not even stay around Ikeja. They come from places as far as Ikorudu, Okota and Satellite Town. They are always punctual and work diligently for their bosses.
These girls keep body and soul together from the proceeds from the “runs” they do in the village. Most of them take the job with the understanding between them and their bosses that they are going to meet a lot of wealthy men who come to do business in the market and when they play their cards well, they make a lot of money. Hence, despite their meagre salaries, at the end of the month, the girls make a lot of money.

How can such unconfirmed write up Without proof like this make front page. This is tarnishing the image of the girls in computer village.

I am embarrassed at the Moderators on this forum.

Igbo people always playing the victims.


















I bet Jose Mourinho is an Igbo man.

months:
How much longer can the Zoo last with all this very upset, heart broken and angry people left, right and center?
Talk about contempt.
u collect excessive tax from them to fund your State.
you send Babaloja and mamaloja to extort money from them.
You start building extravagant markets that nobody send you to further extort money from them.
U demolish their 40 years business without notice and order them to pay millions for your shops.
Let us talk about contempt. Are they slaves? Even so have slavery not been abolished?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbtKvPhzTOs

Yes Nigeria is a Zoo. Which means you, your papa and your mama and all your family members living in Nigeria are all animals,goats to be precise.

You will cry for the rest of your short and miserable life but Nigeria will always be one. There will never be a briafra.

President Buhari























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Right.















If you don't agree the Lagoon is there and big enough for all you Igbo Buhari haters.

Whenever I see an MTN office...

















I feel like setting the whole building ablaze.

Lol

Loots:
There is a guy who i have been with for a long period of time and we have been dating for about 2 years, and i consider him my prince charming. We have been friends since childhood and we have always liked each other. He is a very good person and the kind i desire for a husband but however, he is a Christian and I am not Christian. My parents wont have me marry a Christian.

When we started, I told him about our religious differences, he said he didn't care and neither do I but my parents do. His parents on the other hand, are okay with it but mine, No! And ever since I've been with him, I shut the door against other men and never gave any other man the chance or attention.

I don't know what to do about this as my friends are saying I should ignore my parents and just go ahead with marriage in a simple way and I have been considering it because he has everything i want in a man and also, he has been around since we were in our cradle so i know him in and out. He is already excited and making arrangements as he proposed to me, and I said yes only for my mother to say "No, I won't endorse it". It would break him if i suddenly turn everything the other way around and say "I changed my mind" so i don't know how to go about this. He also has a heart condition so breaking such news might hurt him and I am hoping there is a way to workaround this.

please mature advice.
Thanks

ur life ur decisions

bunmioguns:
I met a girl on facebook and we met face to face, I decided to take her to an eatry place where we can relax and talk better. Iwas with N450.
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I paid for our bike
N200, and was left with N250. When we got there, before I could order for a malt for her,
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she ordered for 3bottles of big stout for N1500,and 2 plates of pepper soup that is N1000,nkwobi N800
and asked me to go outside and buy her recharge card of N1500.
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Now I am outside . What
do you think I should do? Please
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I am still outside.

with the way Nairaland is going, this shit could make front page....

Donicobone:
My younger brother came to visit me after returning from canter terrorist training course, so I was so happy to see him again after long period of time, I got married a month after he left for the course, though he knows my wife then that was when she was still my girlfriend, so we were so happy to have him around at least during this xmas period, we used to go out for shopping and strolling together with my wife so on the 11th of december 2015, my boss called me to bring a document for him in his house, so I ask my brother to come with me so that I can introduce him to my boss, he told me that he was tired and he needed to rest that maybe some other time he will go with me but not today, then I told my wife to fix something for him to eat then I drove off, on my way going my boss called me again and told me that I should leave the document till on monday that he want to go out for a meeting, I was so happy to return home, on getting there I was shock to meet my brother on top of my wife. I was dumbfounded not knowing what to say or what to do. Advice me pls.

so when coming back home the sound of ur car didnt alert them.
they left the door unlocked for you to just walk right in on them...



with script writers like you, ghosts in Nigerian home videos will continue looking left and right before crossing the road.....

jonaifame22:
Pls how can I overcome this urge to always suck pvssy, can u imagine I've not banged my bae since 1st of jan all I do dis days is suck pvssy for minutes and I'm done, I've been havin a secret affair wth one of my customers who is a unilag arts student who patronised me in december to spray her hair,we've been talkn on watsapp and seeing each other secretly but today I took her out and when we returned in my room can u imagine a whole me I've been suckn pvssy since morning and i didn't bang her cos I jus didn't feel like,
Can you imagine? Although she enjoyed it as she twisted her both legs around my neck,thank God for strong bones, she might jus have broken my neck/collar bone wth her legs as it wrapped around my neck, pls am I okay, I jus hope i'm doin the right thing!

keep sucking... its good for your health.










the grass wen dey sweet goat naim dey kill am.... ode.

these dont happen with Nigerian soldiers..... them dey vex come from war... if you see their faces you go give them chance.

oluseyiforjesus:
meaning Sir

Meaning you are a donkey.

Hmmn.

coolcharm:
Hmm.. this is bullshit! This guy's surely don't have nice words for us. The next four years will shame them as they watch us diversify our economy

we have the resources and the capacity to achieve self sustainability, and it's a good thing we are looking inwards now.

Every word said about Nigeria in that post is absolutely right. Stop being sentimental.

khassy:
Venezuela...opposition won and oil prices fell

Nigeria....opposition won and oil prices fell



Okay...

I can't believe there are still Fools like these in Nigeria.

He talks like a tout.... Nigerian Donald Trump.

See lots of ideas and clues for Nigeria to survive in the shadows of falling crude oil prices.

I wonder how this country would have survived in these days of falling oil prices had the clueless one been re-elected.


Thank you God for bringing President Muhamadu Buhari in these trying times.

Hmmn... Lagos! If you are not living in Lagos state you are not living in Nigeria.
Everything they say about Nigerians on the international Media can only be experienced in Lagos.




Lagosians no get conscience o! They would rather let an accident victim die than for them to arrive late at work, but ofcourse they will stop to snap picture of the dying person.

If they see a baby crawling close to a river, they will push the baby inside.

They don't care unless it affects them personally.

Lagosians! Fear them.

And it makes front page...



I wonder who is higher? The OP, the father christmas or the moderator who brought this crap to front page when there are well enlightening threads in other sections.

good

deeswagger:
All businesses are productive, it all depends on the time and effort you put in to make it so...



My Dad once adviced i sell rat poison in an executive way, i couldnt considering the fact i went to school and all, but who knows if i had followed his advice, i might have been Dangote of rat poison sellers by now...

Lol

Highcuerayte:
Weeks ago I applied for the tenth edition of Ladipo Adamolekun Award Of Excellence, a unique academic motivator aimed at encouraging students in my localty. The cash price of which, is thirty thousand naira each for beneficiaries; of which i happened to be one.

Now, before the panel, my submission when asked what i will use the money for should i win was, it will be used to obtain a laptop having offered admission to study Biochemistry in OAU. Having one i reasoned will not only be of great value to my education; in times of research but as well aid writing since i am, presently, working on a book.

Obtaining a new Laptop with this amount i understand is a mirage but a business done with it can make it a possibility since the certainty of resuming as speculated before by the school management for now remains an hypothesis of no substantial proof due to their so called "MSB."

So nairalanders, with mini importation business struck out by the new CBN policy, is there any productive business that within a time space of five months( since we won't be resuming any earlier than May) yield a minimum of 30% increase?

Suggestions will be appreciated.

Cc: Lalasticlala
dominique

Get a Laptop or save the money and be observant until you find something productive.

You better ignore these clowns giving you funny business ideas. Someone will soon tell you to open a suya business and package it very well better than normal Abokii would.


I am sure D'Banj got his idea of koko Garri from Nairaland.

RealAdewole:
you can even accumulate it by dialing *474*1# over and over again

What! You mean if I want 5gig for 500 naira... All I have to do is load 500 and dial the code 5 times?

RealAdewole:
yeah for 2 weekends

Wow two weekends... That's nice. Thanks.

RealAdewole:
*474*1# but it select sim

Thanks... What's the duration? From saturday 12:00am to sunday 11:59pm?

jrerico1:
Please code for MTN 500# 1gb and Etisalat 1000# 3gb

1gig by Mtn for #500 a month. Pls how can I get the code for this.

jrerico1:
I thought simple server has stopped working?

Pls how do I get airtel 1 gig for 1hr.

The code to subscribe pls.

RealAdewole:
Are u still usingthat eti payG sim

Pls how does the airtell #100 for 1gig work and how do I subscribe.

Ehismelvin1:
MTN.simply d best..av bn enjoying unlimited browsing,watchin LIVE MATCHES,NEWS N MOR fo several months nw.i root m samsung galaxyS3 using PSIPHON SIMPLE SERVER APP..jst text BBLITEM TO 21600.it cost #1000 fo a month

Is this a cheat? Can it work on laptops? And how many gigs do they give for the month?