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PROVACATEUR:
Damage control gone bad. oby stop playing politics with BBOG

triplewisdom:
This woman speaks from different corners of her mouth! Shameless liar!

mazzi:
Madam shat you ugly mouth!!! Your members who attended the meeting said he walked out on them and you that didn't attend is here romancing the truth.

PROVACATEUR:
There is no amount of washing you can give to a lie to make it look like the truth
Buhari is insensitive to the common man plight

Useless people... You better commit suicide becos Buhari will be there till 2019.



President Buhari is always right.

johnydon22:
Here we go, another imbecilic superstition being propagated and drunk by Africans...

The wise listens to everyone(including a mad man) and learns from them, they read anything and grab as much knowledge from them. But the fooolish watch porn and criticise the wise form being wise.

Although strange and perplexing, the Old
Soul child is one of the greatest unexpected
blessings life has to offer not only because of
their innate wisdom, but also because of the
level-headed stability they have to offer.
If you are struggling to relate to your child,
understand where they are coming from, or
simply want some closure, you might benefit
from reading the signs below:
1. They are
otherworldly.
You don’t know what exactly it is about your
child… but something about them seems out of
place. The best word you can think to describe
your son or daughter is that they are
“ otherworldly”.
In short, they just don’t seem to be from this
world, and often times they are very much in a
world of their own making.
2. They are pensive.
While the other parents are kicking balls,
shooting hoops and taking their little tykes to
playgroup, your child seems to be withdrawn,
dreamy and contemplative. In other words,
your child seems to be in a perpetually pensive
state, quietly absorbed in their
own meditative world.
3. They struggle to fit in
with other children
their age.
Although they usually attempt to blend in with
the children in their age group, if your child is
an Old Soul they will gradually lose interest in
the conversations, interests and dramas of the
kid’s their age.
Sometimes this can result in being bullied and
picked on, especially in school, and so they can
sometimes live their childhood and pubescent
years as outcasts.

4. They can relate to
people much older than
them.
If your child is an Old Soul you will notice that
they often gravitate towards spending time
with older people.
For example, at school they usually tend to
befriend the teachers, and in the family social
life, they tend to enjoy talking to older people
(e.g. grandparents, adult friends, retirees).
This is because psychologically, they are on the
same level.
5. They don’t like
listening to authority
and can be perceived as
“smart asses”.
Far from being anarchic, Old Soul children are
highly intelligent, astute and observant and so
are not as susceptible to blindly obeying
authority as childlike children are.
Instinctively feeling themselves to be equals to
their adult peers, Old Soul children tend to get
in trouble with figures of authority while
growing up, easily seeing through the puerile,
flawed and illogical demands they are often
confronted with.
Therefore, in school and in home life, the Old
Soul child will often not hesitate to argue or
wisecrack his or her way out of unreasonable
punishments or requests.
6. They tend to spend a
lot of their time alone.
If your child is an Old Soul, they will find it
difficult to integrate into the social circles of
their age group. Coupled with their
contemplative natures, Old Soul children will
often spend time alone despite their often
well-developed social skills.
This is not because the child is anxious or
depressive, but simply because they are
comfortable in their own company and rarely
need to depend on anyone else to provide
them with enjoyment and stimulation.
7. They are very
inquisitive.
Seeking to perpetually build on their
knowledge and wisdom from a young age, Old
Soul children love to ask many questions about
the world in different shapes and forms. If
your child is an Old Soul, they can often be
found reading books, exploring the world,
experimenting and asking surprising questions.
8. They are
“underachievers” or
“overachievers”.
Depending on the temperament of your child,
if they are more emotional and creative, they
will often work hard at school in an attempt to
please you.
However, if your child is more logical and
scholarly, they will often rebel against the
schooling system, sensing the flaws and
limitations of such a system they are forced to
be a part of.
9. They are responsible
and independent.
One of the most noticeable characteristics of
the Old Soul child is that they are unusually
stable and reliable. For this reason, many
parents who have Old Soul children often find
themselves leaning on them for support,
advice and assistance.
While the good-natured Old Soul child is happy
to help whenever needed, eventually, if they
are given too many responsibilities or
depended on too heavily, they will seek
distance and freedom.
10. They sound like a
“little old man” or
“little old woman”.
Sometimes, out of the blue, a witty
interjection, or incisive question will arise from
your child if they are an Old Soul.
The best way to describe your child’s wisdom
beyond years is that they sound like a “little old
man or woman” unexpectedly giving advice and
counsel.

themindunleashed.org/2015/05/otherworldly-10-signs-your-child-is-an-old-soul.html

yusaze807:
Looks like the beard gang is the new sexy for men these days, and it's more cool if you have some "whitey" in the mix. From RMD to Fred Amata and now our homeboy MC Abbey. See photos below...

https://www.instagram.com/mcabbeydaprof/

cc: lalasticlala, ishilove, ijebabe

Who is he?

Er1c:
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May 2day bring you all your heart desires.

GMartyns:
Hello, I have to share this with you simply because I want to have you suggest and advice on what to do.

After my graduation, It's over a year now that I've been staying with my Elder Sister and her husband. No kids yet.  Believing God for a job. So I could be independent of anyone.

The issue is, I wonder how on earth my sister could marry him- an unbeliever. Him and my sister are just like two opposite poles. She's a believer, but the husband claims to be a christian but not ungodly so to speak. At a time, he stopped going to church for a period of 3 to 4 months.

He listens to corrupt songs, and at a time told my sister her parent would burry her soon. What transpired between them I could not tell.

He suddenly becomes rude, demanding that, I,  his brother in-law should wash every plate he uses to eat the food he cooks and dishes out by himself in the presence of my sister.

This is a man who stays at home all the day doing absolutely nothing. He is 40. I am 30.

Each time I return home, the kitchen is always messed up. And deliberately, leaves the kitchen in such a mess, so I could clean them up for him, since I'm staying with them. Yet, he could cook the food by himself, dished it by himself and sleep all all day or probably watch the TV .

My Sister works 7 to 7 daily, and most of the times, she would have been tired , returning from work.

We don't eat together. I wash every plate I personally use. Most times, I cook the food, and have him and my sister eat first. And then I dish mine later.

Lately, I have been observing some fastings, and I rarely go to the kitchen to cook nothing. Yet he demands that must wash every plate he uses to eat whether or not I eat on that day.

My question is, Is it right for my Sister's Husband to be demanding for such, asking me to wash his dirty plates? when he doesn't even care whether I have eaten or not.

He said and I quote " I can't be washing plates in this house, neither is my wife going to do same, you must wash every plate used in this house  henceforth"

To me, it is the hottest insult I have ever received. Not even my own mother would demand for such a dirty request...

Now, I resolved to not eating anymore in the house, probably that would put a stop to the ridicule.

Bro I understand ur situation becos I have been there. Ignore the insults from these shallow minded feeble Nairalanders. My advise to you is for you to get a place of ur own. Even if its in a shanty and shabby area just get a cheap one room apartment even if you have to sleep on the bare floor pls do and take charge of ur life. I understand u just got out of school but that's not an excuse you could do menial jobs just to get by as long as ur dignity is intact. Your brother in law wants you out hence the attitude. Take charge of ur life bro, nobody owe you nothing.

SamJed:
Mine was a guy. I was going somewhere when a guy stopped me and asked me what the time was. I checked my time and told him, half past 5...the next thing he asked was quite annoying, "how many minutes"? I was like WTH....i had to control myself so as not to tell him to use his head. So romancelanders share the annoying questions you have been asked before.
Cc lalasticlala Mynd44 Seun

So you even had the guts to mention moderators... What do you want them to do? Move this rubbish to front page or ban you?

micayo:
Well he isn't as old as my granddad. He who God does not curse, no one can. You will live in his poverty concentrated policy and life till 2019 while I enjoy the fruit of my labour, which is resisting hypocrisy, lies and poverty. Already I am blessed and would continue being blessed.

Pple without a future like you cannot get or close to me in reality. NL is the only medium and I am resisting already.

If you expect me to read that entire epistle you just posted, then you really are a son of a stinking p ussy classless wh0re.

micayo:
Well your LovePeddler mother who was defiled by the devil himself bought into this world a devil incarnate. Your dumb ass with no level of decency. Fuc king stu pid supporter of a dullard. Go get a life.
P.S: You need deliverance, F00l

E pain am well well

Calling a man old enough to be your grandfather a dullard... You will never live as old as him in Jesus Name... Amen. This is what you get when a wh0re raises a child in a brothel. There will never be anyone as great as Buhari in your generation. Becos you obviously are allergic to greatness. Keep insulting him he will be president till 2019 and Nigeria will remain one.

Bastard son of a wh0re and an armed robber.

micayo:
Get educated first before spewing thrash. Your grammatical construction is far worse than that of a primary six drop out. WTF! What are doing here on NL?

M0therfu cking son of a bi tch

if only your wh0re mother had kept her toilet closed, the world population would have been one less bastard.

Obipat:
they only place u force animal to stay is zoo and Nigeria is not far from that. Pmb is an illitrate. How can illitrate obey rule of law does he know the meaning? ****

keep dreaming of briafra.... you igbos have been dying since 1967 for this same briafra and you will continue to die for nothing.

Smartsyn:
The army should allow us be the judge to that

WHAT DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU WANT TO BE THE JUDGE OF?

GOD BLESS THE NIGERIAN MILITARY.

no more reasonable topic to make front page.... rubbish.

This is why Nigeria is not moving forward. we had a president that dragged the name of this country through the mud both locally and internationally with corruption for more than 5years and almost wrecked the economy, government officials looting the national treasury with impunity in a free for all atmosphere,absolute insecurity and the likes, simply because we had a weak president who couldn't take tough stance against corruption and corrupt officials. a president who openly said " stealing government money isn't corruption". with billions of dollars in public funds disappearing like magic on a daily basis. now we have the direct opposite of all that in President Buhari. a man on a mission to sanitize the cancerous system and Nigerians are complaining. even those who openly campaign for change are being manipulated into believing and taking sides with the fools whose only interest is their pockets and tribalism against National interest. Forgetting that the igbos will cause confusion snd when Nigeria falls apart politically and economically they will clamour aggressively for autonomy hoping to take the oil rich region along(which will never happen). Nigerians deserve what they get. But I thank God President Buhari is a man with a skin as tough as an elephants'.



SHAME ON YOU NIGERIANS.

BUHARI IS ALWAYS RIGHT.

Lvlink:
I hate to say this but....
It's OFFICIAL.
BUHARI don't OBEY the LAWS.
In Animal Kingdom,
The LAWS are not OBEYED.
In Nigeria,
The LAWS are not OBEYED TOO.
Spot the SIMILARITIES

only the Nigeria you and your family live in that's an animal kingdom with you and your family the only animals living in it.

missyadorable:
Shaaaaat up! You won't do anything except go clean up!!

Babe that one na rough play oh... Physically and spiritually...

she better kill and bury herself before i wake up.

if it was a Muslim country.... dem for behead her.

NIGERIAN POLITICIANS ARE ILLITERATE AND POSSES NO SHAME OR DIGNITY.POLITICS SHOULD BE ABOUT IDEOLOGIES. BUT IN NIGERIA ITS ABOUT SHARING THE MONEY AND BEING WITH THE RULING PARTY.

MTN WAHALA EVERYWHERE YOU GO.





ISNT IT EASIER TO PORT THAN FACE THAT CROWD?

I REMEMBER WHEN I CAME TO LAGOS OCTOBER 2012 FROM BENIN CITY. I ALMOST FAINTED WHENEVER I WENT OUT.

THE CROWD
THE NOISE
THE CHAOS
THE ROWDINESS
THE DESPERATION FROM MOTORISTS
THE SUN
THE TRAFFIC
THE HORNS

YOU GO TO BED AS LATE AS 11PM AND WAKE UP AS EARLY AS 4 AM. AND CONTINUE THE CIRCLE FOR 365 DAYS. LAGOS IS HELL FIRE. SO I DON'T BLAME PEOPLE WHO SOMETIMES LET THEIR FRUSTRATION OUT ON OTHERS.


ONE THING I KNOW FOR SURE IS THAT.... I AM THE ONLY SANE PERSON IN THIS CITY

AVVS:
jixux.. this guy just insulted mods like that? see,. moderators if you no ban this guy.. I go deactivate my account.. I dey tell you now before you go dey beg me to activate back

YOUR FATHER.

BLEEP = #FVCK
NORTHERNER = #ABOKII
BOSSOM = #BREAST
JOYSTICK = #DICK
IMBEC1LE = #SLOWPOKE I GUESS


ETC.... TOO MUCH KIDS HERE,HENCE THE CENSOR.

easrael:
https://ladispeaks./2016/01/09/how-to-properly-clean-your-touch-screen-phone/

@ OP SEE AS YOU HAND BLACK AND DRY.... YOU DEY WEED?

AND IT MAKES FRONT PAGE.


























SOMETIMES I WONDER HOW OLD THESE MODERATORS ARE.

Rubbish! Why did they call the police? Fvck up.













See the guy is even being taken to the police station on a bike with a busty female police... Enjoyment.

Is anyone stopping him from boarding danfo ?





Abeg make Paul park well... Busy Body.

One Nigeria.

donholy28:
which means they want them to die abi? anyway i cover my brother and other soldiers in the blood of jesus

What then do you want?



Must you complain?

Na so...







Buhari till 2019

3000?















How many people dey maiduguri?