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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Citibank 2022 Analyst Assessment Test by Pufpuf(m): 4:21pm On Mar 23, 2022
Contact deledkingdomcitizen@gmail.com for your content writing (article writing, academic research writing, book writing etc)
TravelRe: My Trip To Spain Part 1 | Malaga by Pufpuf(m): 3:00pm On Feb 15, 2022
While you are enjoying, please remember me bcoz I'm really suffering.
HealthRe: Hepatisis B - Help. by Pufpuf(m): 2:32pm On Feb 14, 2022
Why won't u have hepatitis B when your pussy is rotten. Better do HIV test too
RomanceRe: Am I Dumb For Not Wanting To Get Married As A Woman by Pufpuf(m): 2:59pm On Feb 05, 2022
I don't want marriage too, contact me bcoz I have answers to your wants
SportsRe: Nigeria vs Ghana: CAF World Cup Qualifiers by Pufpuf(m): 6:03pm On Jan 22, 2022
Don't mind this God forsaken idiot who want you to take poison called loan from LCredit.
God will punish all of you at LCredit
BusinessRe: Loan Apps: I Have Used My Hands To Bury Myself by Pufpuf(m): 4:48pm On Jan 12, 2022
Op, I've been in your shoe b4.
Don't mind the calls, messages and embarrassment again.
Block as many of them as possible
As money is entering your pocket, be clearing the debt bit by bit, starting with the one with highest daily increment.
Don't borrow again from any cleared app to repay another app so that the vicious cycle can stop.
I've been there b4, call me on 08038642174
HealthRe: COVID-19 Update For January 2 2022 In Nigeria by Pufpuf(m): 2:28pm On Jan 03, 2022
Dyt:
573 New COVID-19 Cases, 574 Discharged And 6 Deaths On January 2


https://www.facebook.com/100064649291568/posts/285619273603047/
I'm in Ondo, I became positive yesterday, admitted.
But I'm not captured
Christianity EtcRe: Funke Felix-Adejumo: There Is No Perfect Husband Anywhere, Cover Your Husbands by Pufpuf(m): 3:34pm On Dec 30, 2021
MadamVanessa:
Sure, I totally agree with her.

I am not waiting for a perfect man, because certainly such man won't come.

My own definition of a perfect man is a man with a working dick, that stands erect and strong like the rock of Gibraltar immediately my pussy is being sighted by him. Then he uses the dick to pummeled , scattered, digged the pussy with reckless abandoned, especially when I am horrrnnnnny.
I am here, let's meet
RomanceRe: How My Ex Humiliated Me On Christmas Eve by Pufpuf(m): 5:49pm On Dec 29, 2021
[quote author=GurlFriend post=108909394]I see a bunch of threads here created by guys who see nothing good in the women folk, but if I start writing about the evils that men commit, the mods may move the thread to the literature section.

My Experience

I am pretty, well kept and groomed and at an age where although I may not be a spring chick, I am still young enough to attract attention from guys in their early 20s who have no qualms about toasting their elder sister's age mates. I have had my fair share lovers but I am currently sworn off men till such a time I recover from the trauma of my latest experience in the hands of the 'ejaculating gender.'

My now ex, let's call him Kingsley was supposed to be a godsent. He is fair, heavily bearded, handsome and a single father. He is also terrible in bed. TERRIBLE. He doesn't last more than 4 minutes, and once he reaches the four minutes mark, he spurts his disgusting seed into the condom and goes limp for the rest of the time with him. Even if I squeeze and massage his small member like bitter leave, he will remain limp like golden penny noodles.

That did not stop me from giving two years of my life to him because I genuinely loved him and felt I could cope with the terrible sex; man shall not live by nacks alone. I had met his family, he had met mine, we were literally 5 and 6. We fixed the wedding for January 8 next year. I'm looking at the stupid IV as I'm typing this.

So we closed for the year at my work place on December 24th and I decided to spend the evening with him. We had agreed that no more nights over till the wedding since it was barely a month away, so we might as well start living right before God. None the less, I had closed by 2pm, I didn't look forward to spending the whole evening in my hot apartment alone so I, against better judgement went to his place and let myself in. His line of work doesn't give him the luxury of closing early like me, so the apartment was also empty but he has a generator and AC.

I settled in, began watching movies on his laptop. I don't know the devil that pushed me to leave the film I was watching to start snooping through his files. In my two years of dating I have never gone through his phone or PC because if you cherish your peace of mind, never snoop through your partner's devices otherwise you will see things. What you are looking for, you will find it.

He has this folder in his laptop called 'Don Quixote.exe' which I see all the time. I asked him what it was some time back and he casually said they are program files and if I mess with them, I will disorganize his laptop. The same devil I had earlier mentioned pushed me to open Don Quixote, and behold, what did I see?

Gay porn. Man nacking man. Woman nacking woman. My fiance is gay, I think. Or bi-sexual. I don't know. My hands are shaking again.

I'm so hurt. Photos upon photos of homosexual and lesbian contents. But this is not where the story ends.

After the initial shock of these disgusting photos, I was confused, shocked, disappointed. I quickly shut down the laptop, prepared dinner (Indomie) and cried myself to sleep on the bed because I'm a very emotional person. I took Lexotan so I could sleep.

Around 10, I think, Kingley came back. He didn't know I was in the house because I left the lights off. He, however didn't come back alone. He came back with a guest. A male guest. I know this dude is his lover because I know him from the office and I have always been suspicious of his sexuality. What kind of masculine man wears purple skinny jeans and wiggles his bum when he thinks no one is watching? I also saw a TikTok video of this guy dancing, wiggling his bum and twirling his dreadlocks?

That is the colleague Kingley brought home by 10 in the night.

Anyway, Kingley walked into the bedroom, saw me and the guilt written all over his face made me ask him who was in the parlour with him after hearing another male voice. When he couldn't give a coherent answer, I went to the parlour and saw Uncle Purple Skinny jeans. Now added to the gay porn I discovered in his laptop, you will not blame me for having a meltdown. I yelled, screamed, cussed, threw his ring into the toilet and flushed it. I ordered Uber to my parents house that night and spent 25th chopping breakfast with tears.

Two years, with a bi-sexual man. Or maybe he is gay himself. I don't know. He has been begging me not to expose him to his family, but it's too late. I have told my family and they intend to formally let his family know that their daughter cannot marry a 'confused' man, as my father says.

What do men want?! Two years of my life, plus all the wedding expenses, gone down the drain. I am so heart broken and humiliated.

I don't want to say men are scum because I have a wonderful father and loving brothers, so I will leave it. I'm done with men.



[/quSorry pretty. If car jam you, na car go still carry you go hospital.
I'm searchingllly available ooo.ote]
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Who Can Meet This Job Requirements by Pufpuf(m): 10:39pm On Dec 28, 2021
istina:
Which of the requirements disqualifies you?
Stupid people, what does number 1 has to do with their own work
BusinessRe: Guess The Bank (photos) by Pufpuf(m): 8:37pm On Dec 27, 2021
slimjohn2k5:
GTbank removes 50 bucks for any credit alert I get
Gtbank removes #50 for any credit alert 10k and above
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Do I Start A Pos Terminal Business? by Pufpuf(m): 7:32pm On Dec 21, 2021
gunners160:
Y is everybody going into this business.cant we just tink outside the box for once.There are a lot of bussiness begging to get started
Examples please
PoliticsRe: INEC Needs N305bn For 2023 Elections by Pufpuf(m): 8:37pm On Dec 20, 2021
First to comment
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Not Pregnant, Suspected To Have Cancer - Sahara Reporters by Pufpuf(m): 6:36pm On Dec 20, 2021
FarahAideed:
I will take this news with a pinch of salt ..not credible ..all cancer therapies I know make people loose weight and not gain weight.. Except she is suffering from an autoimmune ailments that requires heavy doses of a steroid then that will make better sense
This isn't entirely true, I'm a doctor bro.
PoliticsRe: NERC: Togo, Niger, Benin Failed To Pay FG N770m Electricity Bill In Q2 2021 by Pufpuf(m): 5:01pm On Dec 20, 2021
And Nigerian wey dey pay no dey get light
HealthRe: Doctors & Health Workers Salary Structure Explained by Pufpuf(m): 12:41pm On Dec 20, 2021
Specialist na specialist whether neurosurgeon or family physicians, so pay must be the same because what #50 BCG vaccine will achieve, 5million naira surgery might not achieve it.
FamilyRe: Help, My Elder Brother Is Taking Advantage Of My Sick Father! by Pufpuf(m): 4:18pm On Dec 19, 2021
Help2020:
I don't know how to beg you for you to believe this..Let's chat off nairaland.. see,if your dad is below 72 years,we can help him.No matter the disease he is suffering from..Believe me you won't spend more than 40k..And if he does not get back to life,ur money will be refunded in full..
You are a thief/fraudster
OP be careful ooo
CrimeRe: Husband Kidnaps His Wife & Murders Her To Inherit Her Properties In Ebonyi by Pufpuf(m): 9:56pm On Dec 15, 2021
[quote author=Vickyvice post=108533185]once a woman marries an efulefu man and she's wealthy, d man thinks all she has belongs to him.... Alone. The wealth may be inherited from her parents . In this case, I think the husband desperately needed the documents to sell them. He's an idiot.... But my daughter will inherit my wealth, but not transferable, if she no longer lives, it goes, not to her husband, or kids, but to my religion, .... J .W[/qu
I'm looking for J W in my location at Owo Ondo State
CareerRe: Police Officers' Salary Increased By 20%, Approved By FEC by Pufpuf(m): 6:11pm On Dec 15, 2021
First to comment
HealthRe: Guys Please I Need Your Advice Concerning My Foot. (photos) by Pufpuf(m): 11:47am On Dec 15, 2021
Mikester:
Good evening, I posted this here cause of traffic. Pls help me out. Thanks.

I have this issue that has been bothering me. A dirty nail from a garbage heap at a site I went to work punctured my right foot last 2 weeks both front and middle of my right leg. I yanked it out causing little of the blood to flow out and I managed to walk to get a bus back to my hometown.

On arrival, I heat up a little cover of red oil on a knife and applied it at the two spots and afterwards closed up the injury with the knife, bearing the pain the whole while.

Eventually, Last week about two - five days, I could walk a bit well but after some time, the pain started to get back and now for the past three days, the leg began swelling up to what we have in the picture.

I consulted a pharmacist and she gave me some drugs including ampiclox (don't know if I got the spelling right) assuring me it will work.

I begun the dosage yesterday but I am a bit worried cause the swelling begun some days ago when I tried using hot water to try quicken the healing.

I just want to be sure if the hot water isn't going to negate the effects of the drugs I'm taking cause I'm in pains here. Thanks for your submissions.

Pls help for more audience.
Go and pay a doctor to treat you.
SportsRe: Mikel Arteta: Aubameyang Won’t Play For Arsenal Until Further Notice by Pufpuf(m): 5:11pm On Dec 14, 2021
Olam09:
Why?? Well first to comment for the first time on nairaland grin send your aza make i celebrate am for you guys..
GTB 0037230754. Thanks
HealthRe: Tingling/Burning Sensation On My Pubic Area by Pufpuf(m): 5:39pm On Dec 02, 2021
Laboratory in Nigeria will not confirm herpes for you.
I'm a medical doctor and you may contact me for advice 08038642174
FamilyRe: What Is It Like To Grow Old And Never Be Married? by Pufpuf(m): 10:50am On Oct 24, 2021
Can you please email me at deledkingdomcitizen@gmail.com
Thank you ma
CareerRe: Why Are Men Not Helping Each Other To Become Better Men? by Pufpuf(m): 4:05pm On Sep 29, 2021
Whether men or women, I don't think I can help anybody again. I made plenty money in my first 4 years of leaving school; and I made sure I helped many: friends, relatives, siblings, people I know and those I don't know.
Now, I'm in a mess for the past 7months to the extent I can't feed myself but there's no one to help me, not even relatives nor friends. Infact, no one to borrow me money to eat.
Do you think I can help when I stand on my feet again?
So we humans teach ourselves how to behave to ourselves.
EducationRe: NDA Dismisses 18 Cadets For Exam Malpractices, Brutality, Indiscipline by Pufpuf(m): 5:00pm On Sep 26, 2021
Good one.
But they won't expell northerners
BusinessRe: 9credit by Pufpuf(m): 4:50pm On Sep 26, 2021
All the loan apps in Nigeria are mannerless.
I'm in their mess too NOW
PoliticsRe: Buhari Will Teach World Leaders How To Manage Economy During Pandemic: Adesina by Pufpuf(m): 10:07am On Sep 21, 2021
ChangetheChange:
grin grin grin
Femi Adeshina the Sai baba zombie, even his family will be ashamed of him for that statement
We are very ashamed of him.

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