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Romance / Re: Love Story: "Have you had your heart broken before?" by puker(m): 9:53pm On Jun 05, 2007
I dont have a heart that can be broken so easily. I only have a heart that knows how imperfect humans can be. A heart that can not be supried. Cause we are full of disappointments.
Romance / Re: Love Story: "Have you had your heart broken before?" by puker(m): 9:49pm On Jun 05, 2007
I dont have a hear that can easily be broken. I only have a heart that knows how imperfect humans can be. A heart that can never be suprised.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Looking For A Mature Man Aged 35 And Over! by puker(m): 7:47pm On Jun 05, 2007
Well are we growing up? I feel good when poepl express their need without pretence. Just wish you the best. Find that which ya heart so desires.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Hausa Man Needed For Marriage: I'm Serious! by puker(m): 7:23pm On Jun 05, 2007
Me am a through Rivers Man. Too bad only Hausa and Yoruba are needed. angry

Walks out o thread in anger.
Romance / Re: Every Beautiful Black Woman Deserves A Rose by puker(m): 8:55pm On Jun 02, 2007
Even if i have it, i dont know what to do with it. The lady must earn to deserve it cause some times rose as a flower could be more important than the one expected to recaieve it.
Romance / Re: Does This Girl Loves Me Or Not? by puker(m): 8:48pm On Jun 02, 2007
Sorry men got no time to read all the stuff. The grammar makes me feel a lil cranky. Call ikaite to explain pls.
Romance / Re: Why do some guys waste time? by puker(m): 8:37pm On Jun 02, 2007
Somebody once told me 'to get an ass you must bring an ass' Nothing goes for nothing. If you have the doh flip it round let a sister share witchya. Who knows she might do the same for you on a rainy day.
Romance / Re: Respect Or Love, What Do Guys Want More by puker(m): 8:20pm On Jun 02, 2007
Love beget respect. So love comes first respect will surely follow.
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Dress To Kill? by puker(m): 8:15pm On Jun 02, 2007
The competition is high, who wan loose. 10 girls to 1 man. heh na trouble dey come so!
Romance / Re: Which Of These Two Women Should I Marry? by puker(m): 8:02pm On Jun 02, 2007
Am as confused as you are. undecided
Romance / Re: What Name Did U Save Your Boy/girlfriend's Name As On Your Phone? by puker(m): 7:59pm On Jun 02, 2007
I saved her name as 'wifey'
Properties / Re: In Need Of Property! by puker(m): 9:05pm On May 29, 2007
Gotcha! But incase you are interested to own a property in Port Harcourt PLs do message me at frankinmc@yahoo.com.
Romance / Re: A Girl Is Dating Her Best Friend's Father by puker(m): 4:44pm On May 29, 2007
nnony where you at ph.
Romance / Re: At What Point In A Relationship Should You Let Your Boyfriend Move In? by puker(m): 3:47pm On May 29, 2007
That guy is a F>U>C>K>K>ING Loooser
Romance / Re: Men What Do u really Want In A Woman by puker(m): 3:02pm On May 29, 2007
big nyash!
Romance / Re: Why Are Nigerians Shy About Public Kissing? by puker(m): 2:46pm On May 29, 2007
Thanks girl but there is nothing to lie about. Am just trying to update you thats all. Lemme ask you one thing, do poeple also have sex while traveling between Ph and Lagos or abuja. Pls tell me i love to know. Cause most of the time am on these roots and have never heard bout one. wink
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Cheated On Me 6 Times Last Year by puker(m): 2:35pm On May 29, 2007
Please, gboy there is no doubt you love ya gal. But you said it all. her upbringing is partly the most serious problem. Where sex means nothing. Thats to say women don't value there body therefore they are ready to sleep around. Look men, let no body deceive you. Now that you know trying to change her will ruin your love life. Therefore the relationship should be to satisfy your urge. Cause you also admitted of sleeping around too. But Going beyond that you are goin to ruining your love life.
Romance / Re: How To Make Her Feel Like A Woman by puker(m): 6:17pm On May 28, 2007
To some you can do all the underlisted yet they want your position as the man in the home. Therefore there is nothing you can do to make woman feel like a woman except pray that understanding should exist between you and her.
Romance / Re: Can You Make Love With Your Brother/sisters-in-law? by puker(m): 6:10pm On May 28, 2007
Seun rat wey get one hole no dey live long o.

Making love to my inlaw, thats wrong.
Romance / Re: Girls: Why Force Boys To make 100% Of the Move? by puker(m): 6:01pm On May 28, 2007
Dont confuse me. shocked
Romance / Re: How Many Times Do You Got To Be Jilted Before U Give Up On Love?? by puker(m): 5:59pm On May 28, 2007
As many times as you fall in love till you find a thru lover.
Romance / Re: My Friend Inpregnated A Married Woman by puker(m): 5:55pm On May 28, 2007
;Dhahahahahha I go die o! Walks away in peace.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Says "we Need A Break" Is It Risky? by puker(m): 5:52pm On May 28, 2007
Kill ya self, no problem.

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Romance / Re: My Girl Is Cheatin Me But Still I Found Myself Loving Her More & More Every Day by puker(m): 5:50pm On May 28, 2007
Chei! Bros love died so many years ago. Wake up from ya mumu state you will understand that so long as you are not married to a girl, Damn she go Bleep na! Why do you want to kill ya self. Cmon wake up and live on.
Romance / Re: Why Are Nigerians Shy About Public Kissing? by puker(m): 5:31pm On May 28, 2007
@ThiefOfHeart. I still imagine how you got this name cause i aint gono let you steal my heart.

All the same babe i respect ladies a lot but not when they push poeple around. That is not acceptable. Why don't you just agree that you have a total misconception of the present day Nigeria. And talking bout open sex, Jeeze let me not call you a liar but am yet to find where that is happening in Nigeria. Or wait a minute, i think you been having NY fever.
Romance / Man's World Few Women Rule: The Man Or Woman Who Deserve The Pet. by puker(m): 6:04pm On May 26, 2007
MANS WORLD WHERE WOMEN RULE: THE MAN OR WOMAN WHO DESERVES THE PET.

Man's world no doubt but women rule, not with strenght and power but with subtlety and tenderness thus God designed the relationship between man and woman. Many women know the way to their mans stomach but only few know the way to their man's heart.

The man walks and work on thorny part every day to survival. He toils and sweat to make it in life, all for his family. Some times he is scolded and beaten by the hardship life has for those who would love to walk through success. You may think he is rich today but some how some time he had payed his dues to get this far. During this period his experience was a sad one. Though some make it without a woman by their side but what will be sweeter between a man and woman.

That the man kneels down every day with his wife and prays to God to lead them. He wakes in the morning, takes his bath and dresses up for yet another battle to survive. His beautiful woman walks him to the door looks into his eyes and feels ' i wish you don't have to go through all these'. She smiles and stoops up a little bit for a good luck kiss. In a shrill voice she says ' take care my dear'. With this advice the man is armed with enough strenght to face the day.

He goes through all he had to face during the day walks back home. Still his woman is there with  a smile to say welcome. He walks slowly and finds a sit. The woman helps him take off his tie and tells him to take his bath. He smiles at her and obeyed. 'Will you eat this one {pointing between her legs } or that one { pointing to the table}. Still she makes the decision ' eat that one so that you could have enough strenght to eat this one'. The man still obeys her. He eats his food and she leads him to the bed room lie close to his side where his ribs where taken. He cuddles her and in his heart says ' you are my missing ribs'. Then he fulfills his obligation and makes the woman happy. For all these the woman was called a helper.

1. She has control over the house.
2. She has control over the man.

But today girls of our generation want to take the place of the man and the aftermath is becoming commandeering. They are busy pushing the their men around, asking questions about how many persons he may have spoken to during his battle in the street. They want to know how many phone calls he made. They want to know how much money he made and how much he spent. Yet the poor man comes back home there is a bully ' where have you been'. The man is boxed into a situation where he may have no option than decide to stay alone.

Tell me Naira landers.
The man or woman who deserves the pet. considerint the follwing:

1. To run a family the woman is trained for that. Once in a while her man will support in domestic obligations but that he should share it 50/50 with his woman may not be acceptable.
2.The man is vulnerable. He depends on the woman to function.
Romance / Re: Why Are Nigerians Shy About Public Kissing? by puker(m): 4:54pm On May 26, 2007
Well that you lived in Surulere thousand of years ago do not mean things are not changed. And Surulere is just a fraction of the entity called Nigeria. Therefore there is no way you can equate what happens in Surulere as a yard stick to measure the way poeple live in other part of Nigeria.
Romance / Re: Most Stupid Or Romantic Thing You've Done For Love? by puker(m): 2:33pm On May 24, 2007
bebe2007 me mugu? Hahahahah Ok thanks all the same. But thats not the right word gal. cheesy

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