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RomanceRe: Goodbye Nairalanders And Nigerians by PumpumPrince: 12:40pm On Jul 21, 2022
Normalguyy:
I am sick and fed up of everything in life …. This may be my last post here …. Thank you for the wonderful stories ya’ll put up here ….
brother are u planning to die today sir.wot time sir? cheesy
RomanceRe: Imagine What This Lady Sent To Me by PumpumPrince: 9:41am On Jul 21, 2022
RichProminent:
say no to people's wives (no offense)
Bro am obsesse wit married women..i cant help it sir angry
RomanceRe: I Was Save By Dogs Yesterday After Drinking sex ehancer Drink For Sex by PumpumPrince: 12:17am On Jul 21, 2022
kenzysmith:
Yesterday I went to drink 4 horse energy drink for sex I drank d whole bottle and I invited a gal in my area to my friend place for action as I was waiting for her arrival I notice my cheat was heavy and my heart was pounding faster . my phone rang and I look at it was the gal I picked up the phone and she told me she is at the area I discribe for her I quickly rush to get her. When I saw her she was putting on a mini gown in an deadly figure8 shape in my mind today na today. Mind u my friend traveled so I cN do what ever I like, but I was taken her in rubbing her back my heart begging to pound I gave her juice I gave her my phone I put xvedio for her ex to be watching . my mind was telling no I shouldn't sex today but my dick was saying yes I put my hand around her shoulder she quickly drop the phone unzip my shut bring out my dick and start sucking it. Now my chest became now heavy then I was ready to start fucking in my mind suddenly in my mind I held 3 dogs barking one in front of my door, 2 out the window . I told her to stop I look at the window and I notice the dogs were looking straight to my direction barking. I open d door d dog I saw was not barking at anything just face my door direction and was barking. At this rate I was becoming weak and d pains in.my chest was increasing she wanted to continue her love making I told her no
That she should go and buy me peak milk and I drank it and a lot of water. I would have continued with the sex but I held about stories how men who took sex enhancers died here on nairaland news . I Thank Almighty for my life
...so u yansh yor neibors dog becuz they look straight in yor eyes...correct?....brother

R u ok sir? (no ooofencse)
angry
RomanceRe: I Was Save By Dogs Yesterday After Drinking sex ehancer Drink For Sex by PumpumPrince: 12:13am On Jul 21, 2022
kenzysmith:
Yesterday I went to drink 4 horse energy drink for sex I drank d whole bottle and I invited a gal in my area to my friend place for action as I was waiting for her arrival I notice my cheat was heavy and my heart was pounding faster . my phone rang and I look at it was the gal I picked up the phone and she told me she is at the area I discribe for her I quickly rush to get her. When I saw her she was putting on a mini gown in an deadly figure8 shape in my mind today na today. Mind u my friend traveled so I cN do what ever I like, but I was taken her in rubbing her back my heart begging to pound I gave her juice I gave her my phone I put xvedio for her ex to be watching . my mind was telling no I shouldn't sex today but my dick was saying yes I put my hand around her shoulder she quickly drop the phone unzip my shut bring out my dick and start sucking it. Now my chest became now heavy then I was ready to start fucking in my mind suddenly in my mind I held 3 dogs barking one in front of my door, 2 out the window . I told her to stop I look at the window and I notice the dogs were looking straight to my direction barking. I open d door d dog I saw was not barking at anything just face my door direction and was barking. At this rate I was becoming weak and d pains in.my chest was increasing she wanted to continue her love making I told her no
That she should go and buy me peak milk and I drank it and a lot of water. I would have continued with the sex but I held about stories how men who took sex enhancers died here on nairaland news . I Thank Almighty for my life
angry
RomanceRe: Imagine What This Lady Sent To Me by PumpumPrince: 12:11am On Jul 21, 2022
RichProminent:
I'm a 39 years old boy who living in an Germany country.I was very riches coz am get billionier dollars of many monies in my banking accountant.

So one ladies sees me today when am caught my monies from POS and she stoping me and collecting my one phone numbas and sended me that iam the most beautiful boy or man in the worlds.

Thanks you.
..say NO to drugs sir!!!(no ooofencse) angry
RomanceRe: Imagine What This Lady Sent To Me by PumpumPrince: 12:10am On Jul 21, 2022
RichProminent:
I'm a 39 years old boy who living in an Germany country.I was very riches coz am get billionier dollars of many monies in my banking accountant.

So one ladies sees me today when am caught my monies from POS and she stoping me and collecting my one phone numbas and sended me that iam the most beautiful boy or man in the worlds.

Thanks you.
angry
RomanceRe: Countdown by PumpumPrince: 6:19pm On Jul 20, 2022
ChildOfDoom:
Day 2 - clean

To show how bad I need this change, there was a heavy downfall. People took shade at the big bet9ja shop nearby. I didn't want to take chances. I stood far off where the rain got to me.

On day one (Sunday 8/5/22), I trekked down to a Mallam's shop to charge my phone (50 naira). I had to forego the comfort of sitting in a betshop to charge my phone and watch football matches.
ok u trek from lagos to enugu to collect 50naira....how is this sopose to help anyone chase women on romance section? (No ooofencse) angry
RomanceRe: Countdown by PumpumPrince: 6:17pm On Jul 20, 2022
ChildOfDoom:
Day 2 - clean

To show how bad I need this change, there was a heavy downfall. People took shade at the big bet9ja shop nearby. I didn't want to take chances. I stood far off where the rain got to me.

On day one (Sunday 8/5/22), I trekked down to a Mallam's shop to charge my phone (50 naira). I had to forego the comfort of sitting in a betshop to charge my phone and watch football matches.
angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Shave Their Private Areas ? by PumpumPrince: 4:35pm On Jul 20, 2022
Prettygirl200:
Which kind stupid question u dey ask so u this manhuh
It a sensible mature questions atauly
.so.how long would it nomaly take u to shave my hairy yansh please?..i hav hairy yansh & i need knew barber. Can u hep please ? smiley
RomanceRe: ... by PumpumPrince: 4:17pm On Jul 20, 2022
Prettygirl200:
The day u talk or u are talking and u ever mention my name, I will definitely report u to the mods and u will be banned. I bet u!!!!
helo preety. How r u
wot did i do sir? undecided
EducationRe: Kidnappers Attack Arthur Jarvis University In Cross River, Kidnap Student by PumpumPrince: 3:37pm On Jul 20, 2022
FamilyRe: His Maid Is Pregnant For Him And He Wants Abortion by PumpumPrince:
Maverick777:
Top of the day Fam!

A close buddy of mine is in deep shit, just 2 days back he confided in me telling me his maid(who the wife employed herself) is 14weeks pregnant!

HOW IT UNFOLDED
Earlier in the year, his wife got an invite to do her masters program in Scotland and they have a 5year old Son, so she elected they employ a maid since she couldn't take him along, she even did so herself.
The husband is a pilot and always never at home(the security the wife had I guess), now I don't know whatever went on in his tiny head, they got intimate(just once) and boom! she caught the shot expertly.. He said she's being showing symptoms since he got back from travel, so he took her for a test and its confirmed.
I guess she knew all along but did nothing on purpose, because I don't want to believe that a 22year old girl would be comfortable not flowing for 3 months(not like she's a novice).
Now, his wife is due back in September, and he's scheduled to travel again by Monday(to return only God knows when).
So technically, his wife might even return before him.
He asked for my suggestion and help, because he mentioned abortion to her and she refuted saying she nearly died after the last one she did, so the doctor warned her sternly against it.
I told him that the best I can advise/do for him is to take her in until she puts to bed. let him tell his wife she ran off with a guy or something of the sort. then we take it up from there after delivery.
The situation is one dicey and fragile one, if not handled carefully with wisdom, can ruin a lot!
I thought they existed in Nollywood only oh...

Any mature suggestion is welcome.

front page please.
brother...please stop lyin ..its ok.,,we no yor house girl is pregnant for u....& not yor friend. we here to help so please STOP lie..
...anyways wot u need to do is get rid of the gaddem kid coz she tryin to trap u...no man ones kid. Bro if u have kid, u wunt be able to chase women..so to hell with the gaddem kid sir!!..WORDS OF WISSSDOM!! (no ofeinse)
angry
FamilyRe: His Maid Is Pregnant For Him And He Wants Abortion by PumpumPrince: 3:31pm On Jul 20, 2022
Maverick777:
Top of the day Fam!

A close buddy of mine is in deep shit, just 2 days back he confided in me telling me his maid(who the wife employed herself) is 14weeks pregnant!

HOW IT UNFOLDED
Earlier in the year, his wife got an invite to do her masters program in Scotland and they have a 5year old Son, so she elected they employ a maid since she couldn't take him along, she even did so herself.
The husband is a pilot and always never at home(the security the wife had I guess), now I don't know whatever went on in his tiny head, they got intimate(just once) and boom! she caught the shot expertly.. He said she's being showing symptoms since he got back from travel, so he took her for a test and its confirmed.
I guess she knew all along but did nothing on purpose, because I don't want to believe that a 22year old girl would be comfortable not flowing for 3 months(not like she's a novice).
Now, his wife is due back in September, and he's scheduled to travel again by Monday(to return only God knows when).
So technically, his wife might even return before him.
He asked for my suggestion and help, because he mentioned abortion to her and she refuted saying she nearly died after the last one she did, so the doctor warned her sternly against it.
I told him that the best I can advise/do for him is to take her in until she puts to bed. let him tell his wife she ran off with a guy or something of the sort. then we take it up from there after delivery.
The situation is one dicey and fragile one, if not handled carefully with wisdom, can ruin a lot!
I thought they existed in Nollywood only oh...

Any mature suggestion is welcome.

front page please.
angry
RomanceRe: Who Has Seen This Before? by PumpumPrince: 3:29pm On Jul 20, 2022
Eyinju112:
Like I tell you say na plate I come life come wash...mtchewww
babe let stalk propa buciness...my rich uncle is lookin for a beautifull strong lady who can do house girl work. this would be a shance for u to earn good moiney, upto 25,000naira (25k) per month.u will live in nice rent free boys quaters along wth free breakfast & lunch plus dinner & u will have access to be able to train there london Police dog who spek french & german.......good move.,..please r u intaresssted? Was your phone nommba please? smiley
RomanceRe: ... by PumpumPrince: 3:04pm On Jul 20, 2022
Elizy09:
Oga you need psychiatric help ASAP
I can easily help u coz i hav hèp loads of nairaland female like Nmezor, Meobizy, Krazy Siofra, Jolene201,Mizzhathaway, Prettygirl200, Beautygoddesss & so on..i hav help them find man on nairaland so if u want shance to find man too..i sogest u be nice to me & gimme wot i want when i want...wit kiss & hug included!!((Thank me later)) angry
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RomanceRe: ... by PumpumPrince: 12:55pm On Jul 20, 2022
Elizy09:
Oga please learn to read before commenting this is how you fail in school
so u remove the topik becoz we expose & embarass u for datin yor uncle....correct
..Please datin yor uncle...there are load of hANDsome singles guys like me around...juss me ask nicely!!(no oofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: ... by PumpumPrince: 12:26pm On Jul 20, 2022
Elizy09:
Pls house should we call this love or my uncle under some sort of influence
ok so u sayin u date 4 men plus yor rich uncle.....correct?....isnt that wot they call 3some?
...apologys but u definatley gold diggger!!!!(no ofeinse)
angry
RomanceRe: ... by PumpumPrince: 12:25pm On Jul 20, 2022
Elizy09:
Pls house should we call this love or my uncle under some sort of influence
angry
CelebritiesRe: Adekunle Gold Gifts Simi Mercedes Benz GLC Worth ₦36.7 Million by PumpumPrince: 11:21am On Jul 20, 2022
Frales6:
him sef no dey hide am so why you wan vex on his behalf
helo please can i chop kiss? smiley

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