₦airaland Forum

ihatebuhari:
at the end of our lives we'll know who serve the real God.

You're happy because Islam is dominating, deep down in your heart how would you feel to see Islam being marginalized like this in Nigeria?

Remember no empire or ethnicity that dominate forever.

The end of Islam will come swiftly

Karrtel:
Omo this guy carry gun enter compound fight

MissSlimbody:
Wow, she's got a big heart

Jolene201:
The fish stew I made this morning.

Jolene201:
The fish stew I made this morning.

Beautygoddesss:
oga na girl o

ObamaMessi:
No, you said you would call me back.How dat side na babe?

doggedfighter:
Nigeria situation is so pathetic that it has affected everything.

See the person we celebrate as celebrity


This guy should be in psychiatric hospital.

pleboi:
So that day I been trapping hard since the early morning ... I and my homie been at the trap house with them bad boys indigenes of my school then... We were sipping on them crystals and green herbs.... Then I got a call from this bitch I been screwing since 100 level...she was like she misses me and the weather was cold she wouldn't want to be alone that night...So at exactly after 9 I and my homie were on our way to go see this thot... We got there her roomie was with her.... But gush! her roomie is damn ugly with a bony build... Anytime I was over there she would be giving me eyes like please come give me some of that dick...but I don't Bleep with you if you gat no as*... you know what I mean?... So my bro tried wooing her but her ugliness was forming... And she left the room... By after 11 I have already eaten to my fill and took one more stick of the blunt... I sprang into action with the thot and my homie was lying at the other side....I bleeped this bitch so hard she was begging me to cum.... She was like babe ain't you done yet... Surprisingly after she asked that question I still bleeped her for 30 more minutes and she cummed hard before I cummed.... She got that thick wet pussy and the thick body with big ass and big tits the complete package...When I was done the thot stagggerd to the bathroom and after that went to bed happy.... I and my homie could not sleep till day break cus that area was full of oppositions/enemies and also cus of the crystal meth... My homie later confess say konji don kill am as I de bleep that banny! Lol

Jackossky:
Haven't you reasoned why sailors or adventurers die on sea and you would be surprised that the cause of death is thirst?

oops,even when being surrounded by water, why not scoop a little to save one's life?

To the curious mind, below is the reason why a person might die when they run out of water on sea.

According to a Quora user

The problem is, the delusion that, any liquid will re-hydrate you.

The reality is a principle called “osmosis”.

Try drinking some saltwater. Really, I mean go ahead and do that. I suggest 2 heaping tablespoons of table-salt, in 2 litres of water. You will want more than 2% w/v of saline in the water. Spike it with a little orange juice to try to keep from vomiting. Try to get it down within an hour or two.

Then, you will RUN to the toilet, and rapidly dump the contents of your guts, with every meal that you had in the last several days.

You will also be dumping large amounts of water. Some people do this as a purgative/laxative process.

If your only supply was seawater, and you consumed it for several days, this can kill you.

Osmosis starts with a membrane, that allows some things through (like water) but not other things (like NaCl table salt or sea salt).

The salty water (with high concentrations/amounts of NaCl salt in it) will actually suck water out of the cells in your gut. Salty water sucks fresh water out of your body.

Some sodium may be absorbed by your gut, and your kidneys will also be working overtime, trying to get rid of the excess.

Another fun fact is that, poor hydration can happen with high-sugar liquids. Again, it is about the high amount of solutes (stuff floating around in the liquid) compared to solvent (the water). I have encountered rest-home staff who didn’t comprehend this, and didn’t care, as they shoved high-sugar juice at elderly people with weak kidneys.

Also, drinking your own urine in the desert sounds badass, but is actually a terrible idea, due to the sodium and urea in it.




Credit: Victoria Campbell
Source: Quora







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Jackossky:
Haven't you reasoned why sailors or adventurers die on sea and you would be surprised that the cause of death is thirst?

oops,even when being surrounded by water, why not scoop a little to save one's life?

To the curious mind, below is the reason why a person might die when they run out of water on sea.

According to a Quora user

The problem is, the delusion that, any liquid will re-hydrate you.

The reality is a principle called “osmosis”.

Try drinking some saltwater. Really, I mean go ahead and do that. I suggest 2 heaping tablespoons of table-salt, in 2 litres of water. You will want more than 2% w/v of saline in the water. Spike it with a little orange juice to try to keep from vomiting. Try to get it down within an hour or two.

Then, you will RUN to the toilet, and rapidly dump the contents of your guts, with every meal that you had in the last several days.

You will also be dumping large amounts of water. Some people do this as a purgative/laxative process.

If your only supply was seawater, and you consumed it for several days, this can kill you.

Osmosis starts with a membrane, that allows some things through (like water) but not other things (like NaCl table salt or sea salt).

The salty water (with high concentrations/amounts of NaCl salt in it) will actually suck water out of the cells in your gut. Salty water sucks fresh water out of your body.

Some sodium may be absorbed by your gut, and your kidneys will also be working overtime, trying to get rid of the excess.

Another fun fact is that, poor hydration can happen with high-sugar liquids. Again, it is about the high amount of solutes (stuff floating around in the liquid) compared to solvent (the water). I have encountered rest-home staff who didn’t comprehend this, and didn’t care, as they shoved high-sugar juice at elderly people with weak kidneys.

Also, drinking your own urine in the desert sounds badass, but is actually a terrible idea, due to the sodium and urea in it.




Credit: Victoria Campbell
Source: Quora







…

Sexplaystore2:
1.Urethra (or urethral opening)- This is the opening where urine comes out from.

2.Vaginal opening- The vaginal opening is where babies are birthed from (asides Ceasarian Section). Menstrual blood flows out of the vagina. Penis, intimacy gadgets, fingers, tampons are also inserted here.

3. The Anus- This is where faeces exits the body. For people who are open to anal sexual play, penetration also happens here.

OMOJOHN001:
I have been Dating this babe for the past three years and it has not been so easy funding the relationship and other expenses, but God do come through and I still do achieve lots each year.

But this year have been so worse on her own part, because as for me my income still comes on a steady but I felt I need more money to do lots of things at the moment.

Since January this year, I have be the one Financing this babe, To an extent that each week I will ask her to go withdraw money and prepare what she will eat throughout that week, But to my surprise her family will join her in consuming the dish before mid week, atimes Wednesday, a times Thursday, and She will start crying again of not having anything to eat, They do not have anything in the house, No gas, no oil, no garri and all sort of Nonsense...

Her family is just to broke, She has a single mother, though her dad is dead. RIP to him,he was responsible while on earth.

She has been loyal, good and supportive to me the best way she can, I don't even have sex with her on regular bases, Reason is that I am on a course in UniIlorin presently and she stays in Ile-Ife so the distance is another issue, but we still see at least whenever we feel like.

Guy's, I am planning of getting a car this year and start a new life in another state, all my effort have been stagnant a bit because of this babe, She does not just have #5 on her own, She's not working because there is no work in ile ife that can fetch her above 12k, unless she wan add olosho to it though and the only work there is Filling station attendant and Hotel work couple with part time olosho.

Ordinary weaving of hair, I will carry it, Every Penney she has spent this year is my money,

Her mom too, lacks maturity. Imagine her having the gut's to demand me for meney as in-law few weeks ago that she's sick, though I sent her little cash sha, but I decided that same day will be the last day she will hear from me, as I have a plan that very day to break up with her daughter this month and I have choosing today.

Guy's I love this babe and I really want the best for her, For the past three years most of her friends have try to convince her that I will break up her heart and Jilt her, But she was adamant and keep believing I will not, seriously I didn't have such thought in my plans for her.

But with her level of reachedness and Level of needs and Demand and I deserve better, I am moving on with my life, My pastor said something in church today as per fathers day... HE SAID PRAY NOT TO MARRY INTO A FAMILY WHEREBY YOU WILL START FIGHTING ANOTHER SPIRITUAL BATTLE OF POVERTY AND BROKENESS. .

I felt so down, cuz the prayer is the definition of my babe's Family. local man is tired, But the only fear and my concern is (How she will be mocked and laugh at among her mates that told her this prophecy before, This babe so much love me and she will cry hell today,).

I am feeling guilty, How will she cope without having an helper, No Father and Mom is useless. She will have no choice than to start fucking dicks up and down to survive, that's certain, and she knows it.

PLEASE HOW CAN I STOP FEELING GUILTY, because she's really put all her hope in me and my plan us to help her with a shop once I am through with my course,but Omo the billing no be here oooo, I will still send her money today to prepare this week food and her family will devour everything again before Wednesday.

What's the best way to approach this issue. Help a brother.

bro so u sayin u feel guilty coz u get yor babe mum pregnant twice...corrrrect?.....& now u want us to help u..corect?.
..bro r u ok sir??(no oofeinse)

OMOJOHN001:
I have been Dating this babe for the past three years and it has not been so easy funding the relationship and other expenses, but God do come through and I still do achieve lots each year.

But this year have been so worse on her own part, because as for me my income still comes on a steady but I felt I need more money to do lots of things at the moment.

Since January this year, I have be the one Financing this babe, To an extent that each week I will ask her to go withdraw money and prepare what she will eat throughout that week, But to my surprise her family will join her in consuming the dish before mid week, atimes Wednesday, a times Thursday, and She will start crying again of not having anything to eat, They do not have anything in the house, No gas, no oil, no garri and all sort of Nonsense...

Her family is just to broke, She has a single mother, though her dad is dead. RIP to him,he was responsible while on earth.

She has been loyal, good and supportive to me the best way she can, I don't even have sex with her on regular bases, Reason is that I am on a course in UniIlorin presently and she stays in Ile-Ife so the distance is another issue, but we still see at least whenever we feel like.

Guy's, I am planning of getting a car this year and start a new life in another state, all my effort have been stagnant a bit because of this babe, She does not just have #5 on her own, She's not working because there is no work in ile ife that can fetch her above 12k, unless she wan add olosho to it though and the only work there is Filling station attendant and Hotel work couple with part time olosho.

Ordinary weaving of hair, I will carry it, Every Penney she has spent this year is my money,

Her mom too, lacks maturity. Imagine her having the gut's to demand me for meney as in-law few weeks ago that she's sick, though I sent her little cash sha, but I decided that same day will be the last day she will hear from me, as I have a plan that very day to break up with her daughter this month and I have choosing today.

Guy's I love this babe and I really want the best for her, For the past three years most of her friends have try to convince her that I will break up her heart and Jilt her, But she was adamant and keep believing I will not, seriously I didn't have such thought in my plans for her.

But with her level of reachedness and Level of needs and Demand and I deserve better, I am moving on with my life, My pastor said something in church today as per fathers day... HE SAID PRAY NOT TO MARRY INTO A FAMILY WHEREBY YOU WILL START FIGHTING ANOTHER SPIRITUAL BATTLE OF POVERTY AND BROKENESS. .

I felt so down, cuz the prayer is the definition of my babe's Family. local man is tired, But the only fear and my concern is (How she will be mocked and laugh at among her mates that told her this prophecy before, This babe so much love me and she will cry hell today,).

I am feeling guilty, How will she cope without having an helper, No Father and Mom is useless. She will have no choice than to start fucking dicks up and down to survive, that's certain, and she knows it.

PLEASE HOW CAN I STOP FEELING GUILTY, because she's really put all her hope in me and my plan us to help her with a shop once I am through with my course,but Omo the billing no be here oooo, I will still send her money today to prepare this week food and her family will devour everything again before Wednesday.

What's the best way to approach this issue. Help a brother.

OMOJOHN001:
So Guy's this Bat was killed this morning, while trying to EAT my AGBADO AND CASSAVA inside the farm I LABOUR to plant.

Datboredberri:
Not only illiterates... Men with no shame who are indecent...

BadRadio:
I see no reason why an educated person will patronise a hooker... it doesn't make sense.

BadRadio:
I see no reason why an educated person will patronise a hooker... it doesn't make sense.

SHINJA:
Yoruba muslims and hate..

Kestolove:
CAN the new opposition party has form deaf to the christain christain ticket in osun. muslims in south wake up

Kestolove:
igbo people will be changing dia names coz most countries have stop giving igbos visas

Nickymezor:
Good evening daddy, how is mummy doing?

Nmezor:
In the right direction

Alexgman1:
We dont pray for accidents or misfortune in life but sometimes unforseen or unexpectedly events can happen and which can change life or turn things around.
So peradventure you are coming from work & your house is on fire and no fire extinguisher around to quench the fire and the blaze is increasing and spreading by the minute. If you are to take only one thing as a man out of the house quickly and safely which of this will you pick?

1) your #50million in a safe.

2) your wife.

3) your certifate and credentials.

4) your child.

If you are to save only one thing out of your house what will you safe? Choose carefully and wisely!

Wife only if shes lightskin or halfcast like Wumi2017 sir!!(no ooofencse)

Prettygirl200:
Guys am heart broken I am honestly i am. Have been in the relationship with this guy for six months now, I trusted him I gave him my heart. His ex squandered everything he had with him and left him when he was broke, she went back to the street as she is into hookups and all I entered his life and things started growing again, whenever he has she will come back once he is broke she will run away.
I have been faithful to him, just yesterday his friend called me secretly to tell me she came back for over one week they have been living together and he has been having sex with her, I couldn't control my tears as I found it hard to believe.This morning I decided to go there as early as 7am only for me to see my bf with his ex cuddling I felt a sharp pain in my heart and it felt as if I should just die ,this was a girl that humilated and abandoned him for another guy, Have been crying as i felt dejected I don't deserve this my ex who took my virginity cheated on me, now it's repeating itself?? Am too young for this fkind of strong heartbreak somebody should come nd hold me pls am down!!!!

Prettygirl200:
Guys am heart broken I am honestly i am. Have been in the relationship with this guy for six months now, I trusted him I gave him my heart. His ex squandered everything he had with him and left him when he was broke, she went back to the street as she is into hookups and all I entered his life and things started growing again, whenever he has she will come back once he is broke she will run away.
I have been faithful to him, just yesterday his friend called me secretly to tell me she came back for over one week they have been living together and he has been having sex with her, I couldn't control my tears as I found it hard to believe.This morning I decided to go there as early as 7am only for me to see my bf with his ex cuddling I felt a sharp pain in my heart and it felt as if I should just die ,this was a girl that humilated and abandoned him for another guy, Have been crying as i felt dejected I don't deserve this my ex who took my virginity cheated on me, now it's repeating itself?? Am too young for this kind of strong heartbreak somebody should come nd hold me pls am down!!!!

Beautygoddesss:
who is dis one

siofra:
True! And wicked.

I've been observing him for a while now.

Datboredberri:
Gross... I'm team slim-fit men...