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Politics / Re: We May Negotiate With Boko Haram-presidency by puregirls(f): 2:23pm On Jul 04, 2015 |
we are too arrogant for sending the other man to Otuoke and now Baba is trying to sell us to those blood thirsty illiterate.. |
Politics / Re: We May Negotiate With Boko Haram-presidency by puregirls(f): 2:11pm On Jul 04, 2015 |
What ? Baba we thought you going to face them Fire for Fire,we thought you will rescue the Chibok Girls...Chia we don enter "One Chance" 16 Likes 1 Share |
Nairaland / General / Re: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by puregirls(f): 1:22am On Jul 04, 2015 |
freedom96: no wahala pls lemme go tell my oga first |
Nairaland / General / Re: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by puregirls(f): 12:08am On Jul 04, 2015 |
thinking of how to Invest 500k |
Autos / Re: 2004 Toyota Picnic Sedan **tokunbo/usa Direct** ::- N250k by puregirls(f): 12:47pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
pls make i pay #750,000 |
Career / Re: Inspiring Story Of A Disabled Lady Who Rose To Prominence. by puregirls(f): 3:34pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
Religion / Re: 10 Reasons Why Lagosians Go To Church On Sundays by puregirls(f): 2:57pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
Religion / Re: Always Thinking Of Sex, Sport Bet Among Others, How Do I Stay Focused In Church by puregirls(f): 2:55pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
Book a Deliverance Session with TB Joshua |
Business / Re: BVN Deadline: See The Long Queue At Unity Bank Auchi For Bank Verification NO. by puregirls(f): 1:10pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
really? hope my Access and Gtb account wont be freezed,am so busy for all this poo |
Investment / Re: How Do I Get 50k Loan by puregirls(f): 12:33pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
i can loan you up to #200,000 only if its a genuine reason you wants the money for.09098286231 sms only |
Politics / Re: Oil Theft: NSCDC To Deploy Drones, Aircraft For Surveillance.. by puregirls(f): 4:18pm On Jun 22, 2015 |
NSCDC or what? they are the main culprit behind oil theft..most of their officers delegated to secure NNPC pipeline are thieves at night dont quote me i witness their illegal operation in ilroin along Ita-elepa along Off Garage back then in 2013. 3 Likes |
Phones / Re: MTN Refutes Contraceptive (condom) Production Claims!! See Photos by puregirls(f): 1:27pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
Politics / Re: How Oil Barons, Others Hijacked Senate, House Election by puregirls(f): 8:17am On Jun 14, 2015 |
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Romance / Re: If You Become Rich N Famous Will You Still Keep Your Old Friends? by puregirls(f): 3:48pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
no matter how hard you try to roll with them..they wont feel free with you 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / 8 Guys You Must Never, Under Any Circumstances, Fall In Love With(*ladies Only) by puregirls(f): 3:35pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
1. The one who messages you once a year to say something incredible. Every so often, you’ll wake up to a text or a Facebook message from him, something about how he thought of you last night, or how he wants to see you, or when are you going to be in his city? It will fill you with a sudden whoosh of excitement and hope. But no matter how carefully you’ll try to reply to his messages — to seem casually interested, but not like you’re invested in his sudden attention — he’ll always fade away again, and you’ll somehow be left feeling desperate, even if he’s the one who reached out to you. You’ll delete his number from your phone to prevent yourself from drunk texting him, but you’ll still look at his profile every now and again. 2. The one who doesn’t like your friends. He’ll hang out with them from time to time, because to not see them would be unreasonable, but he won’t like it. He’ll pout and text a lot and demand your attention, and then when the two of you are walking home, he’ll say nasty things about them. One time your friend will come over late at night, crying because she just got some very, very bad news, and the two of you will sit on your couch, drinking wine and talking until 3 AM. You’ll tell him about it the next day, and he’ll make an offhand comment about how your friends are “so ****ing dramatic.” 3. The one with the interesting tattoos, who makes you say “yes.” One day you’ll be standing outside of a house party, drinking a beer and talking to people you don’t really know. He’ll be sitting next to you on a cooler, wearing a frayed, deep-cut t shirt that shows off all of his interesting tattoos — black lines, strange symbols, words written too small to read from your distance — and rolling a small cigarette on an open pack of Drum. You’ll look down at him for a second too long, and he’ll say “Want one?” It will feel like some kind of royalty has chosen you out of a crowd. You’ll say yes, even though you don’t really smoke, and for the next three months, you’ll do a lot of things that you don’t really do, just because you want him to think of you as 20 percent cooler than you are. And then he’ll sleep with someone else, and you’ll be devastated, mostly because it won’t even count as cheating — you never even declared yourselves a couple in the first place. 4. The one who changes around his friends. Your relationship will be like a secret that only the two of you can ever know about, and every time he’ll be in the same room as his friends, it’ll be like a light switch has suddenly been turned off. He’ll be cold, and sarcastic, and not want to do any of the charming, silly things the two of you like to do together in private. “I’ve seen you naked drinking milk in front of the refrigerator, you asshole,” you’ll think, “Don’t you act like you’re cool all of a sudden.” And suddenly, all you’ll want is for him to be kind in front of them, to prove that you’re not insane, and that the version of him you know in private really does exist. Then he’ll use the word “pussywhipped” in conversation once or twice, and you’ll realize that will never happen. 5. The one who is already with someone. You’ll think that you can change him. You’ll think that, if you only present yourself as the perfect alternative to his current situation, he’ll leave her and fall madly in love with you. But all that will really do is make you hate her for no reason, and at best, make him cheat on her when he has the time. You’ll make your friends promise you that you’re not the other woman, even though everyone knows that you are, and somehow the only person who will get out of this situation without making any enemies will be him. And in four years, you’ll cringe at the person you were during that time. 6. The one who drinks too much coffee and is always working on a project. You’ll meet him in the back of a coffee shop, looking intensely at his computer screen and drinking what is likely his third Americano of the afternoon. He’ll be wearing earth tones and glasses, and everything about him will feel warm and passionate and deep. You’ll ask him questions and all of his answers will be vague, and challenge the very construct of the question itself. He will be “freelancing” and “between projects” and “working on something right now,” but you’ll never see anything tangible come of it. You’ll leave him a few months in, and a year later, you’ll see him at the same coffee shop. Only this time, it won’t seem intense or earthy, it will just seem sad. 7. The one who gets you into music, but doesn’t really share it. He’ll seem so thoughtful and cultured, and play you records (real ones, because the sound is just that much better) while the two of you share a joint on the mattress in his bedroom. You’ll be afraid to talk during any of the songs, because you don’t want to mess up the mood or seem like you don’t “get” it, and you’ll spend nights at home poring over his favorite bands’ catalogs to seem like you are as much of a real fan as he is, and not just pretending to like them. And when you break up, you’ll come to hate that whole genre of music — mostly because you’ll be ready to admit that you never liked it in the first place. 8. The one who “isn’t ready.” Everything will go perfectly, and make sense, and you’ll let yourself forget all of the signs from the beginning that it was never going to be serious. You’ll pretend not to notice when he doesn’t call you his girlfriend unless you do it first. You’ll pretend not to be bothered when he doesn’t offer to introduce you to his parents when they’re in town. You’ll pretend not to be devastated when, six months later, your whole relationship is reproduced with someone different than you, and he calls her his girlfriend every time he talks about her. You’ll keep telling yourself that he just “wasn’t ready” to settle down with someone, until you are finally far enough away from it to admit that he did want those things — he just didn’t want them with you.
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Religion / Re: Happy Sunday: Is Having Sex As Couple Before Going To Church Godly Or Ungodly? by puregirls(f): 3:05pm On Jun 07, 2015 |
there is nothing bad about it,especially this rainy season! 10 Likes 3 Shares |
Pets / Re: I Got My Tortoise Yesterday...courtesy Yula Farms Kaduna by puregirls(f): 8:54pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Performs At A Ciroc Event In Mauritius(photos) by puregirls(f): 8:37pm On Jun 06, 2015 |
my guy is high...so he climbed high 5 Likes 1 Share |
Literature / Re: The Kiss From A Fish (a Must Read Short Story) - By Eesy by puregirls(f): 11:42pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
yea i made Front page! i dedicate it to all that hit me like..just 10likes(muah ) nice story OP..KISS 7 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Check Out This Young Girl Breast. by puregirls(f): 2:48pm On Jun 05, 2015 |
What of this....which is sexy?
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Pets / Re: Fantasticulous Female Caucasian Puppy For Sale....sold by puregirls(f): 12:01am On Jun 03, 2015 |
please price and location..i want to buy |
Politics / Re: Robert Mugabe Sleeping At Buhari’s Inauguration: Pic Released By Saharareporters by puregirls(f): 5:49pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
i guess he was forced to attend ,Sahara Reporters nice shot 2 Likes |
Culture / Re: Adopted Western Culture That You Dislike. by puregirls(f): 5:24pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
Stripper or strip clubs |
Romance / Re: Hilarious: 7 Photos That Show How Terribly Bad Nigerians Are At Kissing by puregirls(f): 5:19pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
bobolizim: do you have any problem with that? |
Family / Re: Guys!what To Look Out For Before Choosing Your Woman Btw This Two Type Of Ladies by puregirls(f): 5:10pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
a friend of mine who falls in the category B gains nothing but beaten,when a woman is left at home doing nothing leads to domestic violence 3 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Guys!what To Look Out For Before Choosing Your Woman Btw This Two Type Of Ladies by puregirls(f): 4:55pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
"Ada and Carol "types of ladies... 1 Like
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Romance / Re: Hilarious: 7 Photos That Show How Terribly Bad Nigerians Are At Kissing by puregirls(f): 4:15pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
hmnn...lovely |
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