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RomanceRe: " Simi Ask Me To Escort Her, So I Took This Picture" A NAIRALANDER by purem(op): 8:51pm On Nov 12, 2017
Sexytemi:
hmm, which simihuh
the one in the pishure, azin mz "JOROMI"



wz wooing u b4 buh since u don't want to gree I decided to go 4 her
RomanceRe: " Simi Ask Me To Escort Her, So I Took This Picture" A NAIRALANDER by purem(op): 7:59pm On Nov 12, 2017
She was even begging me to take a selfie with her....


Simi: let snap 2geda na

Me: I don't think it's a gud idea

Simi: please na?

Me: what ur fans might be thinking....

Simi: I wouldn't upload it na

Me: uno we are not dating yet?

Simi: ehn! ehn!!

Me: how bow dis, wen u've giv me ansa during d week we wud av alota selfies 2geda

Simi: sounds kul

Cc sexytemi

Cc biacan

Comman see som1 is dying for a nigga here
RomanceRe: " Simi Ask Me To Escort Her, So I Took This Picture" A NAIRALANDER by purem(op): 7:47pm On Nov 12, 2017
jaymichael:
Na lie! na bricklayer
Egbemi! Shey na 4 ur village woman dey do bricklayer?
RomanceRe: " Simi Ask Me To Escort Her, So I Took This Picture" A NAIRALANDER by purem(op): 7:42pm On Nov 12, 2017
DeadRat:
Who Be Simi
A photographer
CelebritiesRe: Ebube Nwagbo Kisses Dolphin In Dubai While On Vacation by purem(m): 7:28pm On Nov 12, 2017
IS IT THAT SHE NO SEE GUYS TO KISS huh
RomanceRe: " Simi Ask Me To Escort Her, So I Took This Picture" A NAIRALANDER by purem(op): 7:25pm On Nov 12, 2017
I also use the opportunity to tell her my feelings for her

So she said she's going to give me answer during the week
Romance" Simi Ask Me To Escort Her, So I Took This Picture" A NAIRALANDER by purem(op): 7:23pm On Nov 12, 2017
She ask me to escort her yesterday so I took this picture

RomanceRe: Why Are Naija Girls Promoting Fornication by purem(m): 7:00pm On Nov 12, 2017
OP da First pishure dey komot sperm from my preek na
CrimeRe: Cultist Stabs His Aunt To Death For Refusing To Give Him N30,000 For His Rent by purem(m): 6:50pm On Nov 12, 2017
Wor shud I say now lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: No Sex Before Marriage by purem(m): 6:47pm On Nov 12, 2017
Ilekokonit:
You insist on No Sex Before Marriage and yet you are exposing half of your breasts, wearing extremely short skirts and capping it with high heels such that it is difficult for you to bend down in public.

No Sex Before Marriage and yet you stay the night in your boyfriends house, sleep naked beside him, shower at his place naked and dress up naked in front of him and you still insist on "No Sex Before Marriage".

How do some guys put up with this shit huh?
Who you dey follow talk? Na ur sister abi ur girlfriend?
Christianity EtcRe: Policeman Opens Car Door For Apostle Johnson Suleman, Nigerians React (Photo) by purem(m): 6:37pm On Nov 12, 2017
bobowaja:
Pls tell your god to login his nairaland account to see my post. Sheepie cheesy cheesy

Christianity EtcRe: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by purem(m): 10:20am On Nov 12, 2017
Sexytemi:
You must be a new comer in the section because your moniker doesn't sound familiar.
the fact that you didn't know my monicker doesn't mean am a new comer or am not the king na... So you're talking to a king
Christianity EtcRe: Jehovah’s Witnesses Believe About Gay & What The Bible Says About Homosexuality by purem(m): 10:03am On Nov 12, 2017
This thread is been crowded. So lemme park here
Christianity EtcRe: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by purem(m): 10:02am On Nov 12, 2017
Sexytemi:
in which village?
in this great community nairaland, on the village of romance section, if you're use to the section you'hd know by now that I'm the king over there ask tosyn2much he will tell you..
Christianity EtcRe: Who's Your Best Bible Character? by purem(m): 9:36am On Nov 12, 2017
you can do that for me na, am a king




Sexytemi:
Esther, for she was able to capture the heart of a king and made him do her bidding.( I know the hand of God was upon her)
Christianity EtcRe: Does Our Worship Benefit God? by purem(m): 7:07am On Nov 12, 2017
This question should be the other way round

DOES THE WAY GOD WANTS US TO WORSHIP HIM BENEFITS US?
RomanceRe: Lady Exposes Her Friends Who Use Sex Charms To Trap Rich Men And Wreck Them by purem(m): 7:04am On Nov 12, 2017
Make I park my napep here....
RomanceRe: I Must Survive by purem(m): 10:21pm On Nov 11, 2017
frustratedrat:
wow. Please do. It's becoming more and more difficult to swallow food. It's almost blocked. It feels like hell
OK you need a YORUBA person to translate this to u coz I don't know the English names

Grand ata ijosi and atare and put it in Ogogoro and live it for atlease it 30 munites, then take a tumbler and put some in ur mouth, do not swallow it first, live it at the bottom of your throat for about 1 or 2 minute then spit it out... Take the second shot with same tumbler and swallow it... Do it atlease 3 to 5 times a day depending on the pain...
It can be peppery o. U need to endure it


Modified; when you're grinding those peppers don't put water o. Instead use the Ogogoro
FoodRe: How To Make Nigeria Chin Chin by purem(m): 10:18pm On Nov 11, 2017
Deo1986:
This is why indian hemp was banned. Now you have gone raving mad. Mtcheeeeew
wait o bros u mean say na Indian hemp coz all dis wahalahuh
RomanceRe: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by purem(m): 5:33pm On Nov 11, 2017
huh
CultureRe: Lamidi Adeyemi, Alaafin Of Oyo And His Wives 'Oloris' (Photo) by purem(m): 5:32pm On Nov 11, 2017
embarassed
FoodRe: How To Make Nigeria Chin Chin by purem(m): 5:29pm On Nov 11, 2017
I was drinking my ice cream jeje when one guy was telling me how to swim in TITANIC so as to avoid mass accidents but instead of that, davido was not practicing how to kill the Goliath to save the nation from monkey pox that has make courts to ask banks to disclose non-bvn akant and before I know what was going on bobrisky was at the police custody, but I later hear that the guy is not aware of the issue that took him to fvck his stepmother


Anyway sha a piece of advice to you that is reading this, in anything you do in this life always remember that today is Saturday the main weekend which means you gonna sleep some kind of special sleep tonight to the extent that you wouldn't worry about waking early for work tomorrow



But wait o, what has that got to do with what have been saying sincehuh

Lemme mention my boo with some kisses, b4 awee be going

Cc QueenSekxy kiss
kiss kiss kiss kiss
RomanceRe: I Must Survive by purem(m): 5:06pm On Nov 11, 2017
frustratedrat:
surprised you haven't seen my previous posts. It's a pertubing throat problem. Drugs have yet to resolve the issue. I think my oesophagus is partially blocked. It's usually accompanied by other adverse ailment. I have to force food through. Hopefully, a fluoroscopy scan can explain better
What really made me comment was the THROAT i saw on ur OP...

I actually have a similar problem that nearly took my life years back

I took a local herbs.....................


And it's cure it......


I can describe it if u wanna try it
RomanceRe: When Was The Last Time U Went Out On A Date? by purem(m): 8:48am On Nov 11, 2017
sayrahbankz:
Feel free to say ur mind, am new here tho
since I don't have a girlfriend how will I go out on a date huh


IF YOU CAN SAY YES TO ME I WILL BE VERY GLAD TO TAKE YOU OUT TODAY BEEN WEEKEND
RomanceRe: I Must Survive by purem(m): 8:32am On Nov 11, 2017
frustratedrat:
- it's easy for people to say i'm lazy and indifferent to attending to my health when they don't know my story. I work but earn a meagre and belated pay. As for going for a scan, that's over 25k. I can't afford that now. All those saying i should die already or i'm good for rituals, i have one thing to tell you 'i must survive'
Guy wetin dey do u? Tell us maybe we fit ep u
FashionRe: The Contestants Of Queen Moremi Cultural Pageant Powered By Ooni Of Ife (Photos) by purem(m): 7:39am On Nov 11, 2017
Girls can lie..........
































































Some guys be trying to remember the lies girls have told them..........



Girls on the other hand, their conscience be judging them on the lies they've told....

Anyway wetin consign mehuh
Ano kuku geh girlfriend
CrimeRe: Man Who Disguised As A Woman To Secure A Job In Niger State Busted (pics) by purem(m): 7:39am On Nov 11, 2017
This is crazy
CrimeRe: Woman ‘burgles Shop’ In Edo, Allegedly Kidnaps Two Young Girls (photos) by purem(m): 7:38am On Nov 11, 2017
The hustle is real Dec dey kom
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by purem(m): 7:36am On Nov 11, 2017
See wetin Scotland do me yesterday

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RomanceRe: Facebook Slay Queen Demanding For Recharge Card With Just A First Chat (photo) by purem(m): 6:38pm On Nov 10, 2017
smithsydny:
give me let me give her
Weda na me wan fvck her 4 u

U go tell me....

Fyn geh tho
RomanceRe: Facebook Slay Queen Demanding For Recharge Card With Just A First Chat (photo) by purem(m): 6:36pm On Nov 10, 2017
smithsydny:
Happening to me right now..

I just got this message in my inbox a random girl demanding for recharging card for subscription.

Why are Nigerian girls like this?


Cc mynd44 lalasticlala
The babe don luv u...

Send the damn card

Unless u are broke

How much be 1k sef.. ..
CelebritiesRe: OAP N6 Calls DJ Lambo A 'Cross-Dressing Smello' After She Slammed Him by purem(m): 12:48pm On Nov 10, 2017
This cool FM OAP guy and Idris abdulkareem like getting ppls attention

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