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All you need is joint prayer and counselling. I'll pray and fast for you and hope Seun tells her nairalanders to do the same because you are a brother.

celestine7:
it is against african culture for a girl to ask a guy out.

What constitution supports that? But it's African culture for girls to love for money.

[quote author=~Lady~ link=topic=96982.msg1728608#msg1728608 date=1196287635]@ grow fast

and to think your an edo, your a shame to us, am repoting u to Oba[/quote]I've already reported the idiot to the DPO at Iyaganku Police Station in Ibadan.

@poster,

watch your back, we're coming for your arrest. Lousy idiot

Religious thread!!!! I hate to participate but Muslims are rather too temperamental.

Let's leave the stupid guy alone. He wants us to notice him and he's achieved this because we've wasted precious time reading and replying his thread. Nonsense

topgirl:
hi.

I suppose this is your first time here. Welcome

Can anyone lead me to the arrest of this 'child abuser'?

mimibrown:
i think u should be arrested. DIS IS CHILD ABUSE

Even with harder labour!

biomic:
loooooooollllll

Please how can we get this useless man? Not only to be beaten alone, but also to be locked up with a jail term of 15 years. Anuofia

Fight again!!!!

Senderous and Wenger kill us. This is a bad night for me and I'll go to bed without food.

Silence is always the best answer for fools. So Tope don't mind them and stop replying to whatever these set of frustrated people say to you thread.

[quote author=Suga_Lips link=topic=95590.msg1721159#msg1721159 date=1196122025]When assholes like DumbestBoy just refuse to take no as an answer there's bound to be drama which I'm up and ready for.[/quote]Lol, "which one is copy and paste from the internet?" Get off the net if you've got nothing else to say instead of trying to turn it all over. Mind you, I dumped my ex when I caught her creeping, I did the dumping and not she. Just don't dare me, I'll trash you the way I'll be trashing Sevilla later today. What about that? Isn't that cool?

@ Mr Kronkykay,

Bros, why don't you leave me alone and mind whatever business you have with these idiots. I wouldn't want us to start our own. Ok?

@ Suga_lips & Migines,( Esp. Suga_lips cos Migines is just a little brat not man enough to stand me)

I was expecting Seun to caution you guys before asking these questions but I have to ask now since he(Seun) has refused to control you. I'd have kept quiet since silence is the best answer for a fool but these are my questions anyway.

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? because calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Don't you need a license to be that ugly? Though I'd not seen your ugly pics but your manner shows that. Well, every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
My dear Suga_Lips, have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?
I even heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

@ Migines,

What can I say to you? Don't just know what to compare you with? You've been a windbag right from your day 1 in Nairaland and your love for women is making you sick upstairs. Here are my words for you.

You're a living proof that man can live without a brain!
You're that kind of man one would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
I guess you're not stupid; you're only possessed by a retarded ghost. By the way how did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
I would have asked how old you are but I know you can't count that high and if I were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

So I'm waiting for both of you to reply, since you've chosen to draw a battle line, you guys are cockroach and I'll crush you within seconds. But I'm more matured and wouldn't engaged in any fracas with both of you. Anyway pardon me,but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn simply because I wanted to be a friend to you, something you should have grabbed as a privilege and proceed to church for thankgsgiving.

Migines, I know you are a talkative for sure, just keep talking, I believe someday you'll say something intelligent.

Have to stop here cos I'm busy now. Can I ignore you for some other time? but remember there's no vaccine against stupidity.

[/quote][quote author=wendymanda link=topic=94555.msg1720507#msg1720507 date=1196102447]P.s in what lottery do people win $1 tillion dollars. Do you mean Naira?

I don't know o, that's all he told me and I'm yet to receive the authenticity of his claim.

Migines:
@purestboy
dude, where u from? You shuld be happy we're duin this are we suppose kip on repling to d joke ova nd ova? u're d only 1 that seems to be complaining. If u a'int cool wid'it bro, take a long walk away from here. In actuall fact, u culd stroll to hell 4 all we care.

Who is this? I bet you don't know who you're talking to. Not just your type, just don't know where to hit in your tiny little body. You're classless and I can see you and your low life bitch (suga_lips or wateva) already in hell. Asshole

[quote author=Lady-Ti link=topic=81463.msg1553010#msg1553010 date=1191419350]@ Chuxy:

Hilarious! This has got to be one of the funniest jokes on this forum!!
I literally burst into laughter on the street everytime I remember this joke!!

Waffi nor dey carry last o!!![/quote]Your joke is not new to us before it gets into your head. "I go die''( Francis Agodan) had already cracked the joke in one of his Night of thousand laffs jokes. So go get your own joke to crack for us and stop being a copyrighter.

[quote author=Suga_Lips link=topic=95590.msg1713110#msg1713110 date=1195860269]Cuz I didn't want to talk to you. Ha! You're hecka weak. We'd do whatever we want.[/quote]I was only trying to make you feel important. So don't let that get into you. I'm too big for someone like you.

@ Suga_Lips, saucekid & Migines.

Why are you guys diverting from the topic and turning Nairaland to a 3-man conference? You guys should contribute to the topic and stop your meaningless conference.

Wow, This's the kind of letter I've been planning to write to Ganiyat, I'll just make it official, print it and type her name and FedEx it to her.

This is so funny, just couldn't keep it to myself, A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on? the man responded "Militants have kidnapped, OBJ, IBB, Atiku, Buhari, Tony Anenih, Ahmadu Ali, Dariye, Nnamani, Odili, Ibrahim Mantu, Tinubu, Kalu, Ibori and Igbinedion. They're asking for a $500 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. So, we're going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone contributing, on the average?" the man responded "About a litre of petrol and a stick of matches."

skipo87:
dumb

Who are you referring to? Please watch your tongue if it's me.

Sorry, I make a typographic error, it's a friend of mine that won the money and he requested for my advice on how he'll spend it. Since I could not give him a better answer, I don't have any choice than to bring it to u nairalanders to help him out before he spends it all on women.

My beloved girl, the only person that has ever loved me right, my source of happiness and joy, The girl I sincerely love with all my heart, Caroline, who slept since January can come back alive. That will be my best gift for a lifetime.

I am from Alhambra but I live in Alakia Ibadan. I am sorry I won't be able to contribute to this post because I don't know who my state gov is and what is happening over there. I only;y know it was Peter Ngige who was impeached by Chris Uba.

Why didn't you ask us for advice before the kisses and adultery you already committed?

I will take Okada.

[quote author=davidy|an link=topic=94660.msg1694687#msg1694687 date=1195464344]trash and rubbish - slippers type breasts, dropping bums and ugly faces - are these anything to be proud about?[/quote]Bros I dey always dey feel your words. You're always by my side. Don't mind those yeye BBA people.

None of them make African proud. These are all sort of rubbish. Just tell me the importance of that BBA and what can your kids learn from the trash they did.

[quote author=Suga_Lips link=topic=94276.msg1693318#msg1693318 date=1195405340]Look purestboy, forget about it, I ain't interested.[/quote]@Suga_lips,

Please don't mind my silly. I don't really mean it, Am just trying to be relate and that's all. Well I'm sorry if I've done something wrong by willing to know you.

[quote author=Suga_Lips link=topic=94276.msg1693265#msg1693265 date=1195403481]@Purest Boy, your words exactly,
Sorry but I don't want to miss up your relationship with Ganiyat and secondly I don't date want to be two-timers because the other lady,Ganiyat, can be me in the future. . . so I'll have to turn you down.[/quote]@ Sugarlips,

I broke up with Ganiyat this morning. I caught her creeping behind my back with my best friend after all I've done for her. So I;m now lonely and need to pick up a date with someone else. I believe you can help