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femi4:
Hypocrite
You were not a lab rat when you took immunization vaccine against polio, missiles etc

Has your workplace ever asked if you took polio or missiles measles vaccine?

What's that their song again?

“Glory Glory...”

Trying to make up for those killed by Unknown Gunners

Ole during press conference tomorrow

I don't know about anyone else but, normally, for me, conversations like this end at “where are you?”

The first time any girl asks me that, I always reply “are you a monitoring spirit?”

The second time, I warn, “don’t ever ask me that question again” or “it’s none of your business”

There's never a third time because they know I won't answer.

How you start is how you end.

“Where are you?” is not a romantic question. That's how they (male or female) start controlling you, and I hate being controlled.

Peace.

I still remember my Deeper Life gf that year, always hōrny*.

She loved that I didn't go to church and no one could force me to.

Looking back now, I guess she just wanted to rebel but was too scared to go all the way.

God bless her wherever she is.


*Nairaland get mind turn hōrny to hot, I resemble thermometer?

The height of it is that Senator's 10m+ salary also comes from this borrowed fund, but doctors can't be paid.

I won't take it.

Highest they'll do is block access to bank, eateries, and restaurants.

I'll be using POS or send someone.

These people must really think we're stupid
All of a sudden, we're expected to believe that the same people who hid palliatives care about us?

LoL

I feel for the fool that has to:

• Deal with ASUU mess
• Beg for unity
• Pay back loans
• Fix the economy
• Talk with doctors
• Deal withFulani Herdsmen Terrorists.

Irrespective of the pay or privilege involved, I wouldn't want to be that fool.

But, why don't we just slash Senator's pay by, say, 20% and use that to settle doctors and ASUU?

That's my nigga.

Let's see who's really causing this trouble.

Buhari’s reign shall be remembered for it cow-centric policies.

IPIGSRSHALLOW:
I know of 3 people personally who have died of covid in Nigeria in just the last 2 weeks.
Covid is real, get vaccinated and stay safe.

How nice of you to have registered 2 weeks ago and suddenly know 3 people that died.

So far in my whole street no one has died.

Nonexisting1:
Brother, my only aim of having sex is to cum. The way she handles me on bed doesn't matter to me. Actually, I don't allow them to ride me rough before my condom burst and I catch disease or impregnate them. These days, I separate anything woman from my pocket like how one separates goat from yam.

I like this person

You mean the type of 5G that I'll be seeing 45kbs, 500kbs, 3mbs ( only at night) ?

Glo in particular will just clone 3g sim card and call it 5G.

I'm seeing H+, but my data speed is F minus

She did the crime, she should happily do the time.

Vote 1 Arrow, get 6 free



I wrote “t w a t” not arrow, LOL

Buhari, the gift that keeps giving

Only one thing interests him.

These people live in another universe.

Where I'm staying, right from the beginning, people have been going about their businesses like nothing is happening.

I've not seen up to 7 people coughing when I go out. No one suddenly dropped dead.

Birds are chirping, lizards are nodding.

If chickenpox or “apollo” enter town, everyone sees it and protects themselves. But, covid19 the deadly virus needs to be broadcasted every day.

Leave Western and European propaganda for them.

Maybe he peed on their grazing route.











Japa....

Covid19 is real, but stadium was filled for Euro finals.

Covid19 is real, but WWE is still going on with full arena.

Covid19 is real, China has resumed work as usual.

China started the PLANdemic to remove Trump, which was successful.

The US has highjacked it for their own propaganda.

There is covid19 no doubt, but it's overhyped like English players.

“How would you feel if a company hires another person for the job after making you believe that you were the best candidate?”

We're tired of answering these sort of questions.

Tell him to commit suicide.

Let me quickly add a meme for him before he commits suicide.

Nothing to say.

Farid24224:
Am 19, haven't been in no sh*t relationship and I don't fvcking care 'bout it..Even though I have a lot of lusts, I always try to keep my mind straight not to even try being in a relationship...And am kinda an introvert and a no care someone... Ladies don't find me romantic one bit. Even though a lot of putas try to get me off the hook, it always ended up on the wrong side with me giving her a strict warning or her giving up 'cause I won't even bulge...

Budge =>

make or cause to make the slightest movement.
"the queue in the bank hasn't budged"

Bulge =>

a rounded swelling which distorts an otherwise flat surface.
"the telltale bulge of a concealed weapon"

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The correct word in this context is budge

How far, update this thread na!!!

I rushed to book space now I don't know what to say after reading about this new feature.

Cotonu car dealers right now

Obj still looking sexzy at what, 80+?














Wait, are those Aba-made pams?

Waiting for the “it will over heat”, “it cannot run PUGB”, “I rather buy Tom Tom” crew to come and talk trash as usual.









But wait oh... That neck we dey extend 180° so, the flex strong bah?

300

I budget 600 per month for haircut and I look fresh as fcukk.

Allahuakbar!

First off, una no dey sleep?

I think southern Nigeria needs more states.

What we call “north central” is too big. There's no “south central”, is there?

North, West, East, South, and maybe Center (Abj?)

If you look at the map, you will get what I mean.

This post has said nothing.

“Yes” to open grazing or “No”?