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I wanna break the record of prophet Elijah who ascended Heaven

jaybillionaire:
What is dick, u mean dt stuff dt looks like plantain or boli

Uncle its banana.

Dandsome:
OH no no no.... That's not cool. They must have been giving you fake lessons. Trust me. I know what I'm talking about

Uncle my instincts tells me otherwise.

luswitz:
so u think d only thing a lady can offer in return for ur charity is sex? You guys must be dumb.

Am a lady,miss...
concerning the subject I stand corrected

I prefer my archos 50c neon....I never craze to go buy iPhone even if its sold for 100$...future boo if you are reading this,no try am o....better save that money better your life...I no wan hear baby we don't have money for junior's school fees.

lol,better pikin,ah,you look like your mama pikin,............................e b like say you go sabi the thing,fine girl ...

where harrysong dey,make him come complete the song

Dandsome:
That's means you're not even sure. But the picture you posted says otherwise

I have an elder brother, and am surrounded by 6 cousins (all guys),so you can imagine things I learnt from them.

Dandsome:
Sister, are you talking outta experience?

Not experience, knowledge

lol...epic... but girls sha...this life na give and take o

that gigolo part op three gbosa for you...

GBOSA!!! GBOSA!!! GBOSA!!!

BoiledHead:
Thanks.

It's not like I'm reasoning bad. It's very surprising and unusual.

please this your signature eh......
I for like make you prove am.

I didn't choose to be born a Capricorn o
I for like Sagittarius

VickyRotex:
He yafff replied her

me haff see it o..she is a lying girl sef

captainking:
Chia.. Scout.. How do you know ma??

am of legal age

jaybillionaire:
Put what exactly, am confused

dick

ayusco85:
So one guy Don try Dat one with u? Did he succeed in putting his kondo in between Ur laps? Hw did it feel? Did he apply oil?

lol...unfortunately for him I no gree

vikkeee:
You no go like hear my own flows too?

No o

MBush:
So can we now come together??

Damn yes...but dey careful o...I get moody a lot...I nag...I am suspicious too

VickyRotex:
Which break up again?

The guy already married someone else.

This your advice to the lady get as e be

He wouldn't know she has found out yet if she didn't go ranting on twitter....she for just keep quiet..

porn star sighted

Just go marry before him white wedding...and it should be traditional, white and if possible court wedding...then show him your ring and break up.

ayusco85:
Lol. U seem like u were a victim

lol...na experience o

vikkeee:
U don do things oh......abi NA for church the brother tell u all this

na for church o...I dey my own jeje the nigga start drop flows

MBush:
I won't break it... I gat your back...

I take your word for it...just know if you break my heart,hell on earth awaits you.

to my future hubby in case you plan to break my fragile heart...your own go worse o....

ok...we haff hear

jubrealguy:
Experience

lol...kinda

jubrealguy:
Experience

lol...kinda

lol..

what about the "baby just hold it small"
"lemme just put it in between your laps"