₦airaland Forum

internationalman:
The way men like pussy and sex is the same way women like dick and sex even more.

The fact that society permits men more to be vocal about it doesn't mean men like it more.

Okay noted....But in your own case you like it more... Noted.. lol

Chadwickbossman:
no stress yourself , you can't fit relate

Okay

internationalman:
I'm actually really at the threshold of my relationship with my current boo, as in I'm really tired and I feel like breaking up..

But I've never ever fûcked a pussy nearly as sweet as her own. Her pussy makes me feel like I'm orgasming all through the entire duration of the sex. Damn.

I might end up marrying her because of that sweet pussy.

Lols.... Men and sex na 5%6....
Tomorrow now u will say the only thing girls bring to the table is sex(body)...
Yet u forget say na you no gree rest, u wan swim, drown and die inside the pussy... Chai 🤣🤣

Mine was public boyfriend... Na every girl him dey follow play.... But if I smile at one guy, oga go vex...🤦🤦

Na wa oooo..... How can the youths get jobs when the old ones don't want to retire.... Na wa oo

Na we be fool na.... Inasmuch as I don't condemn his songs, but come on 1billion naira is too much on an album... Wetin him dey song sef.... Na wa ooo....
Na we be fool na, we no get calculator... So him fit quote any amount for us....

Lol... "Drink, Smoke".... Then everybody go him house 😂😂😂... So what if you or the gal gets Hot after the drinking and smoking

Lol... Ask yourself if woman are your specs.....
No be to dey claim virgin... are you attracted to women
If yes, then something else is already occupying your mind... give it time, then u will unvirgin yourself..😋😋😋

But if you are not attracted to women, then check men... 🙈🙈

Me when I go to super market..

Me:: Do you have Everyday whitening
Cream??
Attendant::: No ma!!

Me:: How about 24/7 Pure White Cream?
Attendant::: No ma!!

Me:: Oya give me two tubes of Forever
Snow White Cream..
Attendant::: 😡😡😡 Madam e no dey...

OlawaleBammie:
And see Ur statement
Ur hypocrisy reach mercury

Make Una dey play...dey play

Lol ...

OlawaleBammie:
Omooo

But na Una dey abuse Adefarashin and Adeboye that they didn't endorse Una candidate obi ooh

Na so people dey turn their back when shit happen ooh

Lols..... Although those other pastors are wrong, there are pentecostal churches... But you see this Catholic, hmm, they follow protocols...
But this one leave protocols begin do PDP for alter🤣🤣🤣🤣...
As na Igbo, him suppose support LP.....
At least e for better small 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lol...See the headline sef Lols... If it's no more a bank then what is it?? A Central Bank

By the way, most banks are having tough time these days, due to unstable CBN monetary policies.. Zenith bank and First Bank are mostly affected...
Sorry...

But na wa ooo... As bible big reach, you leave bible begin campaign for one governor......
Abi na only you see the good of your desired candidate as a priest
Even if you have a candidate in mind and wants others to vote, at least do it outside your parish not on alter!!!!!
Religion itself is very dangerous when not understood properly, not you want to join politics (a dirty game) to religion...
He is very lucky the members ne vex burn down the whole Parish!!!!

To my female child- "Try to be be independent and contented... Even in marriage, still be independent and contented".....
To my male child- "Control your sexual urge.. no matter the child(ren) you have, always love Dem unconditionally and show them how much you love them... For the future is never far away so you won't be deserted when old"...

Omoawoke:


Seun, we won't pretend that we are not noticing your bias towards Sanwo_olu on Nairaland

You push every anti -SAnwo Olu topic to front page.

GRV Chinedu is your friend, you brought him to Nairaland to campaign.

You posted Anti-Sanwo olu thread telling us to vote him out

For almost one week, the tribal bigot tweets of Chinedu have been trending back to back but you pretended you did not see it and made sure none of them smelled FP.

But you are quick to post every accusation against Sanwo-Olu government to FP

Seun, Odale ni ooo. You and CHinedu will be disgraced this Saturday. Just change nairaland to ChineduLAnd

Even the matter of the thread sef you no comment.... Na just to find one front page topic and post your lamentations....
Na wa ooo...
Typical Nigeria youth, leave the matter at hand and carry your own matter drop for table....
Orisirisi....

Buddha3:
Almost everyone on Nairaland these days, has a volatile temper and it's quite saddening.

Where was the aggression in any of my responses to you, for God's sake?!

Even the observation I stated was done with a jovial tone.. . Na wa o!


Madam, no vex abeg! I no get strength for nairalanders and their drama.

It's alright... Sorry for my response...🙈🙈🙈... Who I vote for no enter so me sef my body dey pepper me...no vex😂

Buddha3:
Only nairaland dudes use the "bleep" word.. .

You no be woman!

Lol... U want to confirm
Always aggressive in nature....
Always wanting to prove right.....
Oga swerve plzzzz....
No be you dey sub for me...

Buddha3:
When you wake up and calculate the cost of paying weekly bills in a 4 bedroom apartment, especially in a City like Abuja, you go understand say erection and sex sometimes na heavy distraction.

Well... what's my own?? Nothing consyn me ... Just know how to Bleep that's all😜😜😜

Cutehector:
i feel like i know you in person.

🤣🤣No worry.. we go see for street 😜😜

Lol... I no see the dicck well... Let's do video call so u show me well then you make am stand too.. make I see the length...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣






Lol.... On a serious note, I don't think this calls for alarm...
Don't start any treatment until you have undergone test...
Go to any government hospital, do test, it takes approx 3 days... After the test, treatment follows...
If the test is/are all negative then u would be advised to change your personal hygiene to more cleaner one....
No matter what is medically wrong, to be alive is more valuable than dead...
Don't panic....
See a doctor....

Na Seun I wan see🤣🤣🤣🙈🙈🙈