₦airaland Forum

Twoclans:
If I handle you honestly you won't stand up for 24 hours .

Hahahahah. YY Sani gist

Why should they wear bikini when they don't appreciate what God has given them
Unlike the foreigners
The average Naija babe has inferiority complex
The fat ones complain they are too fat
The slim ones complain they are too lepa
The short ones feel too short and unsexy
While the tall ones feel unattractive.

Abeg dont abuse the use of that name in your politics

SalamRushdie:
blood of Jesus Tinubu accusing someone else of stealing state resources when I reality since 1960 no Nigerian living or dead has stolen any state's resources like Tinubu !!!!!!!!!! Chei chei chei

I almost with you on top .lol

Twoclans:
Tell me you have never fainted like that

ewo.......
Hmmmmmm....really?
No wonder....

Twoclans:
That is exactly how a man faints after riding him cow girl style

Cast the first stone if you are without sin
No sine is heavy abi you never do the do?

ImaIma1:
It's in the past. Although sleeping with a pastor and married man is quite heavy.

I salute you broderly

sirBLUNT:
my boss of life what can I possibly do without You? Oh lawd I remain loyal

Martin0:
hahahahahahah

For twoclan case, I fit laminate kpomo

BornagainThief:
your signature tho lol

Wetin do am?

victorian:
Awww

Thanks dear.

But am done expressing disappointments. I was only rememebering the past .

And that's done and over with .

Yea dearie
Dust yourself and move on

Twoclans:
Lots of love my dear pusyiter

Oya carry your bae and go

Thanks, if you no dey my side
I for step aside

Martin0:
if you ignore me for no reason then it means something is wrong!

Martin, maintain your lane
Else, you go chop plantain

Let me rap in Magnito (My man's) voice
APC erect world largest broom
You are the bride, am the groom
Feb 16 we go sweep PDP to their doom
Walahi as dem see this broom their heart hit boom

I know say you say no be broom we go chop
My broda all these men don chop
the one wey remain for us dem wan chop
Sai Baba God dey use you make dem drop

to be continued.....

I see more of positives even if the Ladies are expressing disappointments
However, I love the topics most especially meeting fantastically interesting persons like
Twoclan my bae
Valarie47 my fire
Missraine69 mon cherie
xhosanostra my sweet
Victorian my queen
....and the guyz
Sirblunt my mainman
Lefulefu my broda
...and you reading.....
Lots of love

Surprised this is coming from you.
If you compare his father Oloye Olusola Saraki with Tinubu may be I might be forced to keep quite but not with Bukola
Tinubu was 70% instrumental to the emergence of Buhari
Leaders are born and not made
Tinubu is a born leader while Bukola is still a kid in politics
After 2019 election, you will quote me.

Amarabae:
Don't put saraki and tinubu together in the same sentence.
The same tinubu that saraki humiliated in senate presidency brouhaha.
Lol saraki is superior to tinubu in federal politics.
Saraki is returning to senate without stress.
Go and sleep

Such a lazy post just because you want to bring somebody down.
Must you acquire wealth to train a child?
Some people's Children are trained by others either by virtue of their good-will or they need some kind of patronage.
I know of wealthy people that have never spent a dime on their children
So, lets be objective in our reasoning

This is a sign that things will get complicated when he finally gets his way
Think of diseases and pregnancy
If he loves you, he would wait for you

Suchy22:
Please y'all have got to help me. I'm 21 and still a virgin and it's crazy annoying. I've tried to lose it countless times but whenever I feel my boo's stuff close to it I get really scared; like how on Earth is something that big going to enter something so tiny. He always feels frustrated whenever I withdraw and I know he's tired already but he's just trying to endure because of the love he has for me.
We even got lube but I'm still scared - it's THAT bad!
I love him so much and I don't wanna lose him but I think I'm pushing him to the wall already.
Please, ladies, how did you lose yours? And guys ,how did you do it?

What do you expect?
Charisma without Character is disaster....

Pot calling Kettle black
Were you not part of the problem?
Instead of proffering solutions by restructuring Nigeria you chickened out
Now, you are shouting wolf, Mshewwww

I am a progressive
And Fela Durotoye is my candidate
However, a Buhari is preferred to a 1 million Atikus
But the last time I checked, you are still Y Y Sani's person

Twoclans:
My Guy if you are not for Atiku are you for Y.Y Sani

True, he doesn't need our money after he got enriched by Nigeria money
Now, we need his money to send him home after Feb2019

My borda,
leave matter. Southerners are only good at making mouth.
The south has the lowest number of eligible voters
The south will have the lowest turnout of voters come Feb 16
The south is only good at complaining and when it matters the most, they chicken out
Watch out, the southerners are even scared to vote because of the fear of the unknown.
When a southerner hears either two-fighting or shouting at polling units, he/she would run away and refuse to exercise his/her franchise
But the reverse is the case in the north
A northerner is ready to give his all to protect and exercise his franchise.
So, when Buhari win, NL will be shouting rigging......

I wanted to ask same question.
@OP, you said it all.
The truth remains that when you become a loquacious buffoon, you lose relevance so easily.
Same applies to people like Dino and FFK.

XhosaNostra:
Can I see them?

Sure you can only if you want to have a taste

XhosaNostra:
Can I see them?

Sure, only if you care to have a taste.

XhosaNostra:
LMFAO

I have tin lips, don't want them to be fattened with SA slaps

XhosaNostra:
But I don't have a bf

That's what you think when these Cape Town niggars see me fulfilling my dreams with your wet lips then comes the story that touches

So if I kiss Xhosanostra passionately I would be battered?
Xhosa, come to my rescue

Valerie47:
They cheat because their wife is out of shape and looking unattractive, when I start giving birth, I will make sure I hit the gym if I should add even an ounce of weight.

The Essence of marriage is much more than attraction.
Physical attributes are important but much more is the kingship of spirit. This is because with time, attraction et all would fade only the 'connection' would keep going.