₦airaland Forum

Lecturer as local government collation officer
Only in Nigeria you will hear this
If not for greed, is this Post not too small for you?
Well, explain to God

This is why we are where we are
Only in Nigeria we talk about elections once one finishes, we immediately start looking forward to the next four years
Why won't politicians take us all for granted when we don't focus on accountability

I am in Abuja, but dunno what they keep saying about ABJ babes
Only thing is that, I don't really dig ABJ Babes

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
One that relocated from Lagos when we got talking was saying his family warned him about Abuja girls. I didn't even bother to say anything sef.

This scheme has since lost its relevance......
The joy of NYSC is to be posted to where you do not know but now, you runs everything

An average girl will do runs when the opportunity presents itself
It has nothing to do with location
Why Abuja seems to be on the front burner is because it situates the seat of power hence, easy leech for politicians
Girl na girl.....Money for hand, back for ground

How does this affect the average Nigerian?
Accidents happen every day why must Hell-rufai own be special?
Next page jor...

What are you scared of?
If you did not give her enuff morals, then you better be because the next birthday, she would be a slay mama/queen.

Eh ya!
Well, ''only a fool points to his father's house with a left hand from a distance''.
There is law of Karma, your successor will do same to you Dr. Ganduje......

I laff our politicians
What kind of fear have you been using to govern?

sirBLUNT:
wow I dey lekki sha
For long you go dey lag?

I come run some stuff.
In Abuja now
Finished today.
Holler you when next I visit

Ma,
Present. I dey here
I no dey barb for that kind saloon o.
How I go sit down go use 15k barb?
Na angel be the barber?

lefulefu:
bigboy runz gone wrong

Twoclans:
Rolls eyes

I laff in Congo
You, twerk? (Hold my head)
Wey the waist/ ukwu dey?

Twoclans:
I can twerk up a storm

Twerking is my hobby.

Pusyiter:

King Lefu,
Dem say na weird things not fancy things.
Sabi twerk don turn to weird?

So, which NL babe you know say go sabi twerk?

Twoclans:
My dear I don't have any weird attractions, me that I like fine boys like say tomorrow no dey.

Weird I can't deal abeg

Me and you na the same rope tie us together.

Twoclans:
You don't have any weird attractions.

You still dey lag?

I no get any weird attraction .
I only like real people
I still dey o. Would be leaving soon in the day

So you can't think of any and you dey blast me?
Over to you, you must answer

Twoclans:
Weird weird weird hmmmmmmm

Twoclans you are so boring

Can't even think of one weird thing I like in the opposite sex.

King lefulefu come and tell us two weird things you like in the opposite sex assides big ukwu

King Lefu,
Dem say na weird things not fancy things.
Sabi twerk don turn to weird?

lefulefu:
hmm weird thing.. Hm ok i love a lady that loves to twerk and also a lady with a good sense of humour..though d good sense of humour is not a must sha but d twerking... I just love ladies who twerk.

If the opposite na the weird, I no fit stay dey look pit toilet o

Twoclans:
My guy the OP said weird things. Since when did any of those things on your list become weird.

Oya go back to the drawing board and come up with things like pimples on the face etc.

I dey wait

1. Succulent lips
2. Good dentition.
3. Sabi yarn/ eloquence
4. Good hips and legs
5. Cool and pretty face
The rest, I fit manage.

seekingop:
that's just the reason

The question now is, what exactly do you really want?

@OP, just open up.
There is something else that want to make you reject him.
If he is boring then, you make it more boring because your sense of humor if you have any would trigger quality conversation.

This is what I envy about the politics according to Bola Tinubu.
Interest is superior than personal aggrandizement and ego.

I laff in sawhili
Can a leopard change its spot?
Buhari can't be salvaged at 76. His bigotry mindset is from childhood.
Akpabio should know by now that Buhari feels more secured with Abokis around him.

sirBLUNT:
words....
Which side you dey?

Ikeja

Twoclans:
If I get to da oza room with you I want to just moan ,what is my own with talking

Two clan, zain mareke fa

sirBLUNT:
nawa for you oo...
Chai you for hala me now let me come and pay my respect...

I dey galant oo
You still dey eko?

Yea my bro
Still hanging out with a G
Unto flexing things

sirBLUNT:
hmmmm where should I start from? To be candid in retrospect I wish I can start all over again.
I regret not signing up for the cisco networking program even when my guy tunji kept disturbing to do the program, today tunji is in Canada because of that program.
I regret not knowing about LinkedIn, quora, mazech,naira land and all the sites that could have help me boost my social network and contact.
I regret not participating in the all the school competitions on campus and outside.
I regret not getting involve that much in school politics.
I regret not making friends from outside my department and faculty.
I regret not looking for job or internship before I gratuate.
I regret not volunteering to work for the UNO before I graduate.
I regret not joining the rotary club, aisiec, kegites, and all the social clubs that I should have joined.
I regret not giving a chance to all does my female admirer 's especially Sharon that babe love me die.


Above all we had mad fun.

The Sirblunt himself......
I dey eko for three days now o
Sorry say I no info you.
Missed schedules and rescheduled
How you dey

Twoclans:
If you know the concoctions some women mix and give the men in their lives to drink you will shout .Its never cool to be with partners who are easily vulnerable .

Why am I talking too much this evening .(rolls eyes)

Pusyiter wetin you give me chop .

Give you chop?
Let's meet in za oza room and talk

Twoclans:
My love you are a learner ,who is talking of ordinary taming .

I wish you know the extent women go to for things to be done .Great men never underestimates a woman especially when she means you.

I agree after all the wisest man, strongest man and first man were brought down by a woman
I remembered where a close babe swore to sleep with a lecturer she crushed on and within a year, she don chop cassava clean mouth.
Women shall!

Twoclans:
That her husband na badoooooski .

I wonder how many women she will be pushing away all her life .

When you marry a bad boy ,you find a way to tame him .

No woman can tame a man
Only a man would Decide to tame himself

XhosaNostra:
Attire from MY CULTURE. No cheap, shimmery material.

Xhosa women are like Nigerian women from the South
Full, big, sumptuous, full lips and big boobs and Azz like Nostra