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I am in Abuja, but dunno what they keep saying about ABJ babes
Only thing is that, I don't really dig ABJ Babes

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
One that relocated from Lagos when we got talking was saying his family warned him about Abuja girls. I didn't even bother to say anything sef.

This scheme has since lost its relevance......
The joy of NYSC is to be posted to where you do not know but now, you runs everything

An average girl will do runs when the opportunity presents itself
It has nothing to do with location
Why Abuja seems to be on the front burner is because it situates the seat of power hence, easy leech for politicians
Girl na girl.....Money for hand, back for ground

How does this affect the average Nigerian?
Accidents happen every day why must Hell-rufai own be special?
Next page jor...

What are you scared of?
If you did not give her enuff morals, then you better be because the next birthday, she would be a slay mama/queen.

Eh ya!
Well, ''only a fool points to his father's house with a left hand from a distance''.
There is law of Karma, your successor will do same to you Dr. Ganduje......

I laff our politicians
What kind of fear have you been using to govern?

sirBLUNT:
wow I dey lekki sha
For long you go dey lag?

I come run some stuff.
In Abuja now
Finished today.
Holler you when next I visit

Ma,
Present. I dey here
I no dey barb for that kind saloon o.
How I go sit down go use 15k barb?
Na angel be the barber?

lefulefu:
bigboy runz gone wrong

Twoclans:
Rolls eyes

I laff in Congo
You, twerk? (Hold my head)
Wey the waist/ ukwu dey?

Twoclans:
I can twerk up a storm

Twerking is my hobby.

Pusyiter:

King Lefu,
Dem say na weird things not fancy things.
Sabi twerk don turn to weird?

So, which NL babe you know say go sabi twerk?

Twoclans:
My dear I don't have any weird attractions, me that I like fine boys like say tomorrow no dey.

Weird I can't deal abeg

Me and you na the same rope tie us together.

Twoclans:
You don't have any weird attractions.

You still dey lag?

I no get any weird attraction .
I only like real people
I still dey o. Would be leaving soon in the day

So you can't think of any and you dey blast me?
Over to you, you must answer

Twoclans:
Weird weird weird hmmmmmmm

Twoclans you are so boring

Can't even think of one weird thing I like in the opposite sex.

King lefulefu come and tell us two weird things you like in the opposite sex assides big ukwu

King Lefu,
Dem say na weird things not fancy things.
Sabi twerk don turn to weird?

lefulefu:
hmm weird thing.. Hm ok i love a lady that loves to twerk and also a lady with a good sense of humour..though d good sense of humour is not a must sha but d twerking... I just love ladies who twerk.

If the opposite na the weird, I no fit stay dey look pit toilet o

Twoclans:
My guy the OP said weird things. Since when did any of those things on your list become weird.

Oya go back to the drawing board and come up with things like pimples on the face etc.

I dey wait

1. Succulent lips
2. Good dentition.
3. Sabi yarn/ eloquence
4. Good hips and legs
5. Cool and pretty face
The rest, I fit manage.

seekingop:
that's just the reason

The question now is, what exactly do you really want?

@OP, just open up.
There is something else that want to make you reject him.
If he is boring then, you make it more boring because your sense of humor if you have any would trigger quality conversation.

This is what I envy about the politics according to Bola Tinubu.
Interest is superior than personal aggrandizement and ego.

I laff in sawhili
Can a leopard change its spot?
Buhari can't be salvaged at 76. His bigotry mindset is from childhood.
Akpabio should know by now that Buhari feels more secured with Abokis around him.

sirBLUNT:
words....
Which side you dey?

Ikeja

Twoclans:
If I get to da oza room with you I want to just moan ,what is my own with talking

Two clan, zain mareke fa

sirBLUNT:
nawa for you oo...
Chai you for hala me now let me come and pay my respect...

I dey galant oo
You still dey eko?

Yea my bro
Still hanging out with a G
Unto flexing things

sirBLUNT:
hmmmm where should I start from? To be candid in retrospect I wish I can start all over again.
I regret not signing up for the cisco networking program even when my guy tunji kept disturbing to do the program, today tunji is in Canada because of that program.
I regret not knowing about LinkedIn, quora, mazech,naira land and all the sites that could have help me boost my social network and contact.
I regret not participating in the all the school competitions on campus and outside.
I regret not getting involve that much in school politics.
I regret not making friends from outside my department and faculty.
I regret not looking for job or internship before I gratuate.
I regret not volunteering to work for the UNO before I graduate.
I regret not joining the rotary club, aisiec, kegites, and all the social clubs that I should have joined.
I regret not giving a chance to all does my female admirer 's especially Sharon that babe love me die.


Above all we had mad fun.

The Sirblunt himself......
I dey eko for three days now o
Sorry say I no info you.
Missed schedules and rescheduled
How you dey

Twoclans:
If you know the concoctions some women mix and give the men in their lives to drink you will shout .Its never cool to be with partners who are easily vulnerable .

Why am I talking too much this evening .(rolls eyes)

Pusyiter wetin you give me chop .

Give you chop?
Let's meet in za oza room and talk

Twoclans:
My love you are a learner ,who is talking of ordinary taming .

I wish you know the extent women go to for things to be done .Great men never underestimates a woman especially when she means you.

I agree after all the wisest man, strongest man and first man were brought down by a woman
I remembered where a close babe swore to sleep with a lecturer she crushed on and within a year, she don chop cassava clean mouth.
Women shall!

Twoclans:
That her husband na badoooooski .

I wonder how many women she will be pushing away all her life .

When you marry a bad boy ,you find a way to tame him .

No woman can tame a man
Only a man would Decide to tame himself

XhosaNostra:
Attire from MY CULTURE. No cheap, shimmery material.

Xhosa women are like Nigerian women from the South
Full, big, sumptuous, full lips and big boobs and Azz like Nostra

Anti-Buhari on Nairaland have been quiet.
Please, accept defeat with humility while pro-Buharist with magnanimity.
However, this is what we get when we are forced to chose between with 'two-evils/devils'
We have been forced by these gladiators to saddle between the deep blue sea and Bermuda triangle
My dream is when we shall have a Nigeria driven by political ideas not ethnic and filial sentiments.

I might not be your fan or liked you.
But you have won my heart with your objectivity and crisp analysis coupled with the fact that you have great knowledge of Nigerian history
Take a rare KISS from me,
You deserve it and my accolade

Amarabae:
First of all, I want to congratulate President Buhari for his reelection ,
I didn't vote for him but at the end of the day, he won
That's one of the beauties of democracy!
Going through the results of the presidential election from the north, I can't help but admit that I am disappointed at the PDP presidential candidate Alhaji atiku abubakar.
1. Knowing fully well that there is a corruption tag hanging around you, why shouting "you will sell NNPC up and down "
What's the essence of the noise?
And about selling it, to whom?
Likely himself through a proxy and his friends,
That NNPC brouhaha depopularise him.
He should learn how to keep his mouth shut most times.
Does he know how many people lost their jobs when Nitel was sold,
Many Nigerians especially northerners were not comfortable with that selling of NNPC thing.
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2. He didn't prepare well against rigging and malpractice.
This is Nigeria where elections comes with drama, his presidential campaign organization should have put in mechanism in place to counter that.
And BTW who was the campaign director?
Oh Saraki, who was more focused on retaining his senatorial seat to no avail,
Their whole planning was poor!
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3. Atiku needs to ask himself why he was unpopular in the north?
I never knew that he was this unpopular,
Losing your polling unit to buhari is a big embarrassment please,
Let's be frank, Buhari smashed the northern votes,
We thought atiku will divide the northern votes, but what we saw was disheartening.
Look at south where his vice president aspirant, Peter Obinna came from, PDP won the highest number of votes in the south,
That means that Peter Obi delivered.
To my suprise, the PDP votes from South west was very impressive
What is Atiku excuse for the poor performance of PDP in the north from where he is from?
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4. Dear Atiku,
I tried for you,
Supported you,
Voted for you
But hope you are aware, that the buhari you can't defeat, you joined hands in pushing him to aso rock in 2015?
When you were in APC, you left APC, ran back to PDP that you helped in removing from power and now you can't defeat APC and buhari.
Maybe it is karma fighting back!
Who knows!

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Dear Atiku Abubakar
Accept the defeat in good faith
No need of going to court, it will be subjecting yourself to more ridicule.
You are still a billionaire.
Try again in 2023
But certainly NOT in PDP.
Thank you.
From Oriaku Amarachi