₦airaland Forum

CreepyBlackpool:
we will sha read news of your divorce here on nairaland

Bad belly club
As you wish her, same wishes are to you.
Human beings and jealousy

no

sirBLUNT:
I dey maitama e no far be that abi?

Go GSM Village
Ask taxi or cab, dem go help you

sirBLUNT:
lol baba abeg where I fit repaire my phone screen for this una abuja or where una silicon valley dey?

For me I don't need a New year to make a resolution
Once it's not working for me, Reverse is the case

Paxie55:
I wish junks can make me fat.

Appreciate the way you are
You are an envy to someone
Fat or no fat, You set for our eyes

XhosaNostra:
I need to drop 10 kgs, so I told myself no more junk food or colddrink this year. I had pizza & coke just yesterday! I'm not really pressed though, I still got 11 more months to lose the chub

Diary of a true south African

It remains to be seen how Gov. Ortom can survive the unleashing of big wig politicians on one side and his seemingly Lilliputians in the battle field.

Hmmmm....when the you in you speaks.....
Y'all listen

XhosaNostra:
It's really not that difficult. After every break up I usually lose interest in sex for years at a time. I don't know why but it takes a certain type of man to spark up that side of me. If I don't meet someone that feels right, I remain celibate for however long it takes, without feeling like l'm missing out on anything. Instead I feel pure physically & spiritually, that can be addictive. Sex does take something out of you, I'm beginning to suspect. Because when I'm in one of my dry spells, I'm almost psychic

ahaahaha
When you grow up?
lol

sirBLUNT:
hahahaha pusyuter aka Mr rhynes...
I catch y your drift though... that's why I want to be like you when I grow up

This is 2019
You don't begin a new year full of hate
The fact that one babe stood you up does not mean all are the same
If you sow hate, you get same
Be full of hope and love and same would follow you.
Nairaland girls rock my earth

I feel you
All men dey hassle like crazie
When the future don pure,
let us see the nature and get a glimpse of the picture
So that men can capture a future from your future...how you see am?

sirBLUNT:
I came for some official and unofficial assignment... I wan secure my future my future for that side

Baba I dey the hustle is real.

You never come tell me wetin you come find
How you dey?

sirBLUNT:
baba I dey una side oo, asokoro to be soecific

@Nostra, is this for real?
Pls, confirm

We careless
What is not motivated politically in this Country?

The laureate has spoken the truth
When one who should not have the face to talk in the numbing impudence of his antecedents turns around feeling he is the Mr. Know it- to fix it, such leaves a sour taste on the palate

You are right,
the Benin Arsenals are back......

dominique:
Actually feels shorter than 11 years. I remember former under 20 goalie Ambrose Vanzekin was their keeper at the time they got relegated. That was around 2008 after he returned from the Olympics in Beijing. It's been almost 11 years true true. Time sure flies fast

XhosaNostra:
Yes because the marriage was a sham. Wallis publicly cheated on him & treated him terribly, but he stayed with her because I guess he didn't wanna hear I-told-you-sos from his family.

Well, his loss was king Gregory's gain
The effect is what we are seeing now

Haters will still blame Buhari and claim there is no money in Nigeria

I refused to condemn the coup but the poor Gabonese who refused to wake up to the realities of global change.
How can a family turn Gabon to their dynasty and you called that democracy?

XhosaNostra:
Hope he won't live to regret his decision like Edward VIII.

Did King Edward really regretted his abdication?

Being an insider in the scheme, the Hon. Minister has a point. But I feel there should be a starting point as there is no perfect system.
The insincerity of stakeholders of the scheme is alarming.
The way forward for now is reviewed legislation and enforcement.

Being an insider in the scheme, the Hon. Minister has a point. But I feel there should be a starting point as there is no perfect system.
The insincerity of stakeholders of the scheme is alarming.
The way forward for now is reviewed legislation and enforcement.

ZAWs:
That's blasphemy.
Becareful

Don't mind him. He can't try that with Islam or else he would be dead

[quote author=Twoclans post=74516822][/quote]I comment my reserve
Let's meet in the oza room

dingbang:
you win!

For our area, we no dey carry last

dingbang:
I wan marry am

Hmm....dem dey marry married woman?

dingbang:
are you sure its a joke? Cuz i'm sending her a pm

Hahahaha, I don dey suspect you since 1890
Try your luck if you fit see water for desert

Twoclans:
Why are you like this

Show! Wetin I do na, Y Y Sani sis?

dingbang:
fight ke. But why you go fight your fellow man because of woman? Thats unmanly and very odd bro. Na only woman dey do that kyn nonsense na

Na joke na, unto you suppose know

Ayoswit:
Apc is worse. We've tried Apc and they have failed, let's give another a chance, if after 4 years atiku fails to deliver on his promises, we would vote him out and until we get it right, no corrupt politician deserves a second term in office.

If APC is worse for running this country for about 4yrs, there should be no word in the dictionary to compare the PDP

dingbang:
I no dey go o... Na just joke I dey..

you better be because na like play like play fight take dey start

Misplaced priorities.
Common bokoharam you can not shut down for yes only but a common journalist doing his job