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Oh Good old UI. OMG! is that trenchard hall? So proud of my alma mater. If you rep Uni of Ibadan click like

ivyy:
Queens

So you were also once a UITE?

R I P :'

you seriously no get work

DeeTus:
I expect someone who is very much educated and has similar mentality like me. The mentality to give, and so on.

I expect someone who is lovely, down-to-earth and can stand by me. Someone who wants to own me all herself and raise my kids and tell them, daddy loves you so much and he is happy.

Also, a woman whenever she's unhappy, she will talk to me and if i'm worry, i will say sorry.

A woman who loves me so much so that she would always call me to return home on time to spend time with the kids.

A woman who would be very faithful to me and not so pretty on the face but with nice body figure.

This is all I want. May God help me.

Are you cute? Can we just get married?

DeeTus:
I expect someone who is very much educated and has similar mentality like me. The mentality to give, and so on.

I expect someone who is lovely, down-to-earth and can stand by me. Someone who wants to own me all herself and raise my kids and tell them, daddy loves you so much and he is happy.

Also, a woman whenever she's unhappy, she will talk to me and if i'm worry, i will say sorry.

A woman who loves me so much so that she would always call me to return home on time to spend time with the kids.

A woman who would be very faithful to me and not so pretty on the face but with nice body figure.

This is all I want. May God help me.

Are you cute? Can we just get married?

DeeTus:
I expect someone who is very much educated and has similar mentality like me. The mentality to give, and so on.

I expect someone who is lovely, down-to-earth and can stand by me. Someone who wants to own me all herself and raise my kids and tell them, daddy loves you so much and he is happy.

Also, a woman whenever she's unhappy, she will talk to me and if i'm worry, i will say sorry.

A woman who loves me so much so that she would always call me to return home on time to spend time with the kids.

A woman who would be very faithful to me and not so pretty on the face but with nice body figure.

This is all I want. May God help me.

Are you cute? Can we just get married?

Powell07:
Does bad odor signify a world end? Kwa!
I see this simply as[color=#006600][/color] BEEF.

Do you also have body odour

UrWorstNitemare:
buh hunn, y iz u BLACKMAILING da innocent girl... huh

FACT:
D FEMALE SPECIES TEND TO BE JEALOUS WHEN THEY COME ACROSS A BETTER ENDOWED SPECIE OF SIMILAR GENDER...

so d situation here is that, you couldn't bliv it when u saw Ada, dat dirty lukin kid. Now all grownup and lukin better and more enhanced than you do....NOW DAZZOL

hahahahaha. I wonder why I should be jealous. Give me reasons why I should. I actually have no business with her. I was just shocked that she would be that dirty with such body odour at her young age.

jonaifame22:
For those of us who suck pvssy our eyes have seen shege, buh who we wan complain give?

lol

kelvinreality:
is that all

Should I write epistle

Haute:
How can we make certain that the odour didn't originate from you?
You know you look fit? So you probably walk at a brisk pace. Let's look at it this way: as you walk very fast you disturb air molecules around you, they collide with one another and become charged. You can't smell yourself cos the air is been dissipated at your sides, due to your somewhat streamlined body. So you keep walking and you spot Ada coming in the opposite direction. She's walking gracefully cos she wants you to take in the whole scenery. She walks past you and spins around; you do the same, but due to your flexibility you're able to generate alot of energy on the turn. And due to the speed of the turn, the air around you becomes excessively charged and a mini turbulence is created. The mini wind hits Ada and rebounds back to you, and that's how you smelt your own body odour and thought it was Ada's. The most worrying thing here is: your portrayal of Ada suggests she would have been wearing a very classy perfume. So if the air charged by you mixed with the air around Ada and still smelt foul to you, then your body odour needs to registered in the Guinness Books of Records as the most poisonous body odour known to mankind.

What is this one blabbing?

I was just walking 'jejely' on my own yesterday when one girl Ada (not her real name though) passed me by. Two things happened then;

>>>Ada just wanted to step on my toes by all means. "Dear Ada, I know you just wanted me to notice you. Yes! I get it!. You are now a big girl, pretty with nice clothes, hair and your catwalking style. You are just 16 or 17 and can never be my agemate so forget it. Please, please, please stop trying to step on my toes because this is not the first time this is happening. I know you can't greet me again because you now have boyfriends so we are now mates but ISSORITE.

>>>As Ada passed me by, a very OVERPOWERING, PUNGENT, PUTRESCENT, MALODOROUS, ICKY,FETID, ACRID, SMELLY, STINKY AND UNPLEASANT SMELL oozed out. The body odour was so bad that I even thought the world was about to come to an end at that point. Yes, everybody sweats but body odour should be controlled. Dear girls, wash with soap daily particularly your armpit where there are many sweat producing glands. The use of antiperspirants and deodorants should be your daily routine. Wash your clothes thoroughly particularly the ones that comes in contact with sweaty areas. It is just as easy as that.

chai. R I P

lol. Na so the babe hot reach? wey 2 brothers dey fight over her. But the babe wicked sha. Make I siddon read comments

That girl is seriously pretty. She is an epitome of beauty. She is even way prettier than what am seeing here. I knew her back in my UI days cuz she stayed in my hostel. I had always admired her #noHomoFeelings

This is the problem with Elegushi beach. I wonder the kind of marine spirits that are there, lurking around, looking for young people to devour. That is the last place I'll ever go to have fun. I've lost people to that beach. Even Last December, youths of my church went there to have fun but 2 boys died. Thank God I didn't go. How it happened is still a mystery. It is well.

Oh my G! This for just convocation. Money, I must make you. I repeat, Money must be made :'

Alezy:
OMG. ..Olivia did u just say this

Why what I do

sauceny:
Why are you all smiles

Is it a crime?

sauceny:
Why are you all smiles

Is it a crime?

MCeeShort:
Truth is, despite their shortcomings, I love their style. If u tell a Witness to use only 5minutes to tell u whatever he has to say, he'll round-up in 3-4minutes! They're very efficient and time conscious!
By the way...I LOVE Awake!, a lot!!!

lie!. They'll use 2 hours if you don't pursue them away

sauceny:
Hi

hello

Festivalofholi:
Who is dis thing??

and who is this fool

Festivalofholi:
*****My neighbour usually sends her children to come charge her phones and rechargeable light in my house at night. She has two grown up daughters: one is around 17; while the other is about 19. The older one is very fair and beautiful, and i've been eyeing her for a while now. She is very shy wenever i talk to her in public, she cant even look at me in the face. I've been waiting for the perfect moment wen she will come to my place to charge, just me and her alone in my room so i can chyke her. The younger one is not beautiful and she's a little underage, so i'm not interested in dat one at all.

****But dat there mother, i dont know wots wrong wif her, she always sends the younger one to come to my place to charge- always. Why does she behave like dat? She doesn't suspect dat i'm eyeing her daughter, so i wonder why she never sends the older, beautiful one to my place. I'm confused, wot could be the reason??

Please give me the address of your neighbor. I need to warn her that she has a pervert for a neighbor

wristbangle:
11. Ladies waiting for car at bus terminus

I so much detest these category of ladies who wait at bus terminus with their excessive make up expecting one guy using range rover to stop by and carry them. How are they not different from prostitute, I don't know. I am sure such ladies will open their kitty cat the moment the guy approach them sexually. Very cheap ladies I must say.

Why e dey pain you

Oh! Girls have suffered. jeezzzz :' :'

Even though UI decides to fall my hand every now and then, I'm still a proud alumni of the school. Once a UIte, always a UIte

lol...this is soooo funny

ziego:
Wait lool.
Ur dp is not quiet at all
U r lying to us abi

lolzzz

ziego:
Are u sure u are nice?


I Learnt quiet people are deadly as what they do Is in their heart

lolzzzzzzz...that's your belief

I hate the fact that am quiet and people won't understand but feel that am a snob. Anyway, I've overcomed it kind of. I also hate the fact that am so nice to people and its makes them take me for granted. Yes,am that quiet and nice.

kaziblake:
Been an introvert is sometimes annoying.Lost many friends cos of my introvert nature

My dear, same here