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What da heck is al dis phucking dispute jes coz of a black brother?!! Mygoldie plz calm down on MOBO k?

Which kinda trait u dnt like make we/i knw?!!

Ewu

BTW u and dis section?!!

OP u beta subscribe 4 17inches manliness dan sucking pussy,

190 a BOT? wow wow wow, I knw wat to do.

MR.MAN na your own be dat.We don hear.

OP before giving my own advise,chei is dat her pix?

Nonsense!!! Whatz da big deal? He should better accept dat job.I knw itz kinda awkward bt no choice since d wife is comfortable with it.

Bro OP she is playing wit ur emotion. Jst give her some time and try to stay away frm her temporarily as if u dnt care.If she really loves u she wil admit it and come bak to u, Bt i dnt fink she has dat feeling for u,

Plz bone her side.She has dangerous intentions in her dirty mind.Either u get her preg or she gonna infect u wiv H.I.V(i dnt knw if she as ooo), Just my piece of advise bro.Take kia

MOBO my brova,u are right abt dis article, Wel since have drop ur own quota of advice here,any person wey wan learn make hin learn,any falling deaf ear make dem continue, Tha truth is bitter kip it up bro.

BTW na u tel u sey na romance huh? No wori am back 2dai 4 more.

OP congratulation, I wish u many more of licking, U knw wetin? U are HIV neutral(joking).To be sincere the risk of contacting it is high so?

Elvyz u knw wat? I wunt blame u coz u're new here bt i beta talk some sense in u, Post ur own make we c i even doubt if u sabi all alphabet wey dey ur keyboard(datz if u have 1), Foolish idiot beta jump enter canal or get a lyf.WELCOME TO nairaland

I knw wat to do.2mao i go devote tym open a thread con post joke 1001 jokes 4 here, Efe try read dos links if u wunt laff fall for ground.

Little johnny went to meet his father that he wants go get married.The conversation ensued btw them LITTLEJOHNNY:-DAD I WANT TO GET MARRIED, FATHER:-(jokingly)WOW THATZ MY BOY.DO U HAVE ANYONE IN MIND?, LITTLEJOHNNY:-YES DAD.MY GRANDMA!!!, FATHER:-(annoyed)WHAT? U WANT TO MARRY MOTHER?, LITTLEJOHNNY:-YES DAD NO PARTIAL.U TOO MARRIED MY MOTHER!!!, Efe wil u free me nw 4 anoda time?

A lil'boy was in a danfo bus reciting d poem they were taught in school.He started this way "IF MY MOTHER IS A QUEEN AND MY FATHER IS A KING I WIL BE A PRINCE", "IF MY FATHER IS A COCK AND MY MOTHER IS A HEN I WIL BE A CHICK".He kip reciting diff tunes until it start to irritate the danfo driver.The driver kip calm bt the persist until d driver couldnt take it no more.All of a sudden the angry driver ask the lil'boy that "IF UR FATHER IS AN ARMED ROBBER AND UR MOTHER IS AN ASHEWO WHAT WIL U BE? The boy replied that he wil be a danfo driver, If u nid more i go giv jst free me make i finish dis tin.

A lil'boy was in a danfo bus reciting d poem they were taught in school.He started this way "IF MY MOTHER IS A QUEEN AND MY FATHER IS A KING I WIL BE A PRINCE", "IF MY FATHER IS A COCK AND MY MOTHER IS A HEN I WIL BE A CHICK".He kip reciting diff tunes until it start to irritate the danfo driver.The driver kip calm bt the persist until d driver couldnt take it no more.All of a sudden the angry driver ask the lil'boy that "IF UR FATHER IS AN ARMED ROBBER AND UR MOTHER IS AN ASHEWO WHAT WIL U BE? The boy replied that he wil be a danfo driver!!!, Efe If u nid more i go giv jst free me make i finish dis tin.

U sha no wan gree ok i go trow u 1 na.

Efemena scroll down a lil u wil c one of ma thread with jokes,

www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-76618.160.html , www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-96982.32.html

Yeah buddies! Plz letz post any funny thread u came across anywhere on nairalane either jokes section,romance,celebrity,family e.t.c. Ok let me drop the few i have very funny thread.

MR.MAN(op) stop bn tribalistic bt let me add my own quota YORUBA WOMEN

I better nt say coz me no go take am easy

Back then in naija,my (ex)girlfwend has this habit of calling everytime e.g. When she wakes up she wil cal me,sweeping or washing she wil cal me,eating breakfast she wil cal me,lunch d same tin,if she falls d same tin,dinner she wil ding me again and lastely wen she is off to bed she wil cal me saying meaningless tin for mins and if i refuse to pick na query and bn upset, I dnt knw if itz intentional or jst showing affection and it happens evridai 10x we went our diff ways (nt becoz of diz) *sigh*