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CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele And The Bastardisation Of The English Language – Daniel Odih by QMark: 7:48am On Nov 02, 2013
Sunnidinho: it should be 20 men, not mens
What difference are you from Daniel Odih? If you did not see the joke in the comments below, then I am worried...We (Vladm & I) were just having fun. And I think everyone got the joke except the Daniel Odihs of NL.


Vladm: instead of ''20 mans shall fell dat day if u crossed my lane''
[quote author=Q.Mark]100likes for being olodo. grin

It should be "20 mens shall fall dat day if you cross my lane"[/quote]
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele And The Bastardisation Of The English Language – Daniel Odih by QMark: 11:57pm On Nov 01, 2013
Vladm: instead of ''20 mans shall fell dat day if u crossed my lane''
100likes for being olodo. grin

It should be "20 mens shall fall dat day if you cross my lane"
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele And The Bastardisation Of The English Language – Daniel Odih by QMark: 11:54pm On Nov 01, 2013
tinuola OD: @q mark, its not about you allowing your children to view disney and others. How would you encourage them to learn about their environment (culture).both heredity and environment have their part to play. They might get it from other children in school.
If you want them to learn about their environment, select the movies you want them to watch and call them to watch them with you if you have to. Jenifer was not intended by the producer to be a movie for children to learn from. You will agree with me that you cant even call your children to come and watch most foreign movies with you where you have English language spoken the way it should be. All i am saying is, we should understand that Funke's role is mostly not a serious role, and unfortunately for her, that is the role she knows how to play most, and she should owe nobody apology for that.
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele And The Bastardisation Of The English Language – Daniel Odih by QMark: 11:33pm On Nov 01, 2013
tinuola OD: Danel odih, I must confess you are very right. Infact, absolutely affirmative. I was complaining about this to a reasonable friend. The fact is that if most of you know more about child development, you won't go against this write up. According to john locke, man is born with no innate ideas (tabula rasa). Children pick faster than adults. If u understand the way the Language acquistion device (LAD) in them works, you won't count what these so called artistes refer to as comic. These celebrities should respect themselves as models because we are the ones watching and this is a form of learning known as observational learning.look at the case of nysc graduates that can't even write and speak english, don't you see that as a disastrous thing. Now, some people would now start referring to mother tongue...its so hilarious. Where were you when the British were colonizing nigeria? Where were you when your greatgrand fathers accepted English as their First language? Mr daniel,Good work. It takes only the well educated,responsible,indomitable,infallible,indispensable literates to understand what you are talking about. Do not be bothered. I guess NairaLand should be recruiting people that makes comment,not just any how people. Good job,your efforts are highly appreciated. If she is a trained lawyer, she should go to the court and say it in front of a judge. She must definitely loose that case. Is dat how lawyers behave. Have u heard the Governor of Lagos State use English inappropriately? Is he not also a Lawyer,infact a Senior Advocate of Nigeria (SAN). Funke had a diploma in law, not a degree. They are two different things.
Call DSTV customer service to get educated about "Parental Control"? If your children watch it on Galaxy TV, I can't help you.

My kids wont sit to watch a scene of Nollywood when Disney channels have not seized to exist. They made them grow up to hate Nollywood. Learn your role as a parent and stop blaming Funke Akindele for your children's positions in class.

On your other comment about nl recruiting those who make comments, pls pretend that was a slip of keyboard, use the modify button & delete it.
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele And The Bastardisation Of The English Language – Daniel Odih by QMark: 11:09pm On Nov 01, 2013
Does this guy know what is called comedy? He also needs to crucify all the stand up and sit down comedians for not speaking queen's English.

That's the brand she built for herself. She has done so well with that brand that every director would consider her for that role before any other actress in Nigeria. Genevieve Nnaji will compete for the same role with Ini Edo, Oge Okoye, Omotola Jolade, Kate Henshaw, Mercy Johnson (sorry I don't do so much of Nollywood, I hope they are all still relevant in the industry). Funke created a brand with little or no role competition for herself. So, Daniel Odih, it is a wrong thing to expect her to choose to be Genevieve. If she had, i bet, she would not have made it past the drama group of her local church, probably somewhere downtown in Bariga.

I am surprised with her bad English, she is a thousand times more popular than Daniel Odih.

Below is a link to one of his foolish articles about Denrele. I expected that the comments here would make him consider changing his career.
http://tessume..com/2013/02/odih-daniel-denreles-gibberish-in.html
Forum GamesRe: Comment King - Most Liked Comment by QMark(op): 1:40pm On Oct 29, 2013
nedu2000: Jesus is Lord
Forum GamesRe: Comment King - Most Liked Comment by QMark(op): 12:57pm On Oct 29, 2013
Here is the King’s throne
Forum GamesComment King - Most Liked Comment by QMark(op):
Make a comment - any comment that will attract likes. This comments can range from inspirational to jokes; from religion to politics; from love to anything (as long as NL rules are kept).


The most liked comment gets quoted here as the current King until another comment get's a higher likes....

nedu2000: Jesus is Lord
FoodRe: Strange Food Combinations Some Nigerians Eat by QMark: 6:02pm On Oct 28, 2013
Garri & fresh green pepper
FoodRe: Is It Hygienic To Eat Suya? by QMark: 5:41pm On Oct 28, 2013
Lil chilz: pls what is suya??
The name of one Real Madrid midfielder.
FoodRe: Is It Hygienic To Eat Suya? by QMark: 5:38pm On Oct 28, 2013
I started eating suya after growing my first 2 lower teeth...& I will continue till I loose my last tooth.
Christianity EtcRe: Who Will God Punish For Abortion? The Doctors, The Government Or The Women? by QMark: 10:41am On Oct 27, 2013
Still wondering why the man/boy is not in your options. Abi na the girl inpregnate herself?
SportsRe: Sepp Blatter Remembers Yekini On 50th Birthday by QMark: 2:33pm On Oct 24, 2013
Brymo: u can just imagine,dats y its hard to see a patriotic Nigerian,a white man goin ahead of us to remember the legend.
Who says I didn't remember him this morning?
Music/RadioRe: Similarities Between Skelewu And Party Rock Anthem Videos by QMark: 3:43pm On Oct 22, 2013
This Moe Musa go sabi dub for exam hall well well grin

He almost forgot to change the name of the artiste from LMFAO to Davido in the video.
HealthRe: "Joystick" Hygiene – What To Do And What To Avoid. by QMark: 2:46pm On Oct 17, 2013
LOL @ joystick
Car TalkRe: How Does One Control A Car When Front Tyre Blows Out On High Speed? by QMark: 2:36pm On Oct 17, 2013
lomomike: Composure is the key here. Knowing you have had a blown up tyre yet trying to stay calm while bringing the car to a controlled stop is very very important. When running on high speed and a tyre suddenly blows out, DON'T go any where near your BRAKES and DONT suddenly turn your STEERING WHEEL out of tension or fear. Most people will suddenly slam on their brakes (when a tyre burst, all the weight of the car shifts to that burst thus the car will tend to dive or dip in that direction plus the inertia might forcefully steer the car towards or away that burst tyre violently; slamming on the brakes or suddenly turning the steering wheel Will result to a total loss of traction on one or more tyres, or violent sudden shift in car weight and this could result in loss of control or roll over or a somersault, or violent careering of such car suddenly off the road ultimatly leading to a crash) immediately you experience a burst tyre, that brake should not be touched. Grip the steering wheel firmly and gradually bring the car to your intended direction (on a straight line), gradually take your legs off the accelerator pedal. Keep holding the steering and guiding the direction of the car till it slows down very well then you can finally pull over to the shoulder of the road and stop.


Please at all times ensure you stick to your vehicle manufacturer's recommended tyre specification. Also don't run too fast on roads that you aren't sure of. Maintain equal tyre brands, type and rating on all wheels, plus don't over or under pump your tyres and finally don't use bad, expired or substandard or worn out tyres.
100likes
Music/RadioRe: Behind-The-Scene Photos From Davido’s Skelewu Video by QMark: 11:53am On Oct 17, 2013
I wonder what part of Skelewu this scene fits. Or is that Skelewu Street in the UK?

We are waiting for the imported video. I can only hope it is good enough to compensate all the time we waste in talking about this skelewu video drama.

But seriously, what is skelewu?
TV/MoviesRe: Are Reality TV Shows/Competitions Of Any Benefit To Us? by QMark: 11:25am On Oct 16, 2013
Linqsz: age is just a number...money gives u d maturity#
Did you really mean this or you have not finished typing? As much as I want to agree with the first part of your comment, the latter part killed my effort to.

Also, judging your level of maturity from ur comment, I am tempted to ask "When are u going to have money?"
BusinessRe: New Tricks Used By Filling Station's Pump Attendant by QMark: 11:08am On Oct 16, 2013
Billyonaire: Just pay with your ATM Card, that way, they wont get 1 naira of your money, their loot will go to the management.
What part of NYC are you? Cos I don't know any card ready pump in Ogba.
Foreign AffairsRe: China Blasts US Shutdown, Calls For A ‘de-americanized’ World by QMark: 9:58am On Oct 16, 2013
ibrutex: How can i make the front page?
Get rid of your state governor. You will even make CNN front page in matter of minutes.
FashionRe: Corporate Portraits Of White Women With Black Hairstyles.. by QMark: 9:40am On Oct 16, 2013
Tholudee: Wao! I love the braid kiss kiss
Maybe because I don't know which one is called braid, but whichever, I can't see what u are seeing. They all look normal to me except the obvious details in them. Or, could it be because the women carrying them are all old?
TV/MoviesRe: Are Reality TV Shows/Competitions Of Any Benefit To Us? by QMark: 9:31am On Oct 16, 2013
Linqsz: my daughter,u have spoken well.
grin grin You must be 78 cos IceSplash is few weeks away from her 50th bd. If you're not, you better lie down there & say good morning to grandma.

He's kidding
TV/MoviesRe: Are Reality TV Shows/Competitions Of Any Benefit To Us? by QMark: 9:26am On Oct 16, 2013
Yes, it is of great benefit......if your name is MTN, GLO or any of the brands that sponsor them. Benefit to the viewers? You need to ask me again.
PhonesRe: 2go Or Whatsapp: Which Do You Prefer? by QMark: 7:12am On Oct 16, 2013
vladimiros: Any guy who tells me he uses 2go us automatic illiterate in my eyes
As in "in your eyes"


I use WeChat and it has all features of 2go & whatsapp put together...& more...
PhonesRe: 2go Or Whatsapp: Which Do You Prefer? by QMark: 10:11pm On Oct 15, 2013
WeChat beats them all.
BusinessRe: GTBank Customer Humiliation by QMark: 1:12pm On Oct 15, 2013
yunisco: Pls, just come and open acct with Fcmb, u can cm and park ur bike in d banking premises
At FCMB, he can even park his bike in the banking hall.
Car TalkRe: Check The Authenticity Of Your Plate Number by QMark: 4:14pm On Oct 14, 2013
Here's mine.. huh

"Number Plate has been produced by FRSC but yet to be assigned to any vehicle"

How do I assign to my vehicle?
PoliticsRe: Twin Terrorist Attack Averted In Borno. by QMark: 3:01pm On Oct 14, 2013
Boko attack news is no longer news in Nigeria. It has become as regular as clockwork. If it no longer deserves a slot within NTA Network news, I see no reason why we should waste our precious Nairaland frontpage on this cheap-publicity-seeking Boko Haram.

My heart only melts when i take a second thought of the casualties. embarassed
FamilyRe: Her Dad Is Attracted To Her - What Should She Do by QMark: 2:46pm On Oct 14, 2013
Anuoluwap: I love Nigerians, they will never tell you directly about their problem, rather, they'll start beating around the bush starting by using their friends as the victim.
Whatever. Either it is the op's problem or her friend's problem, it doesn't change the story. Give your advise and move on. You can only convince this forum that this happened to the op if only you are the father in question. Or are you?

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