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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Qokie: 10:38pm On Apr 29, 2020
veecovee:


If the the Lord Jesus Christ tarries to come back till next 100yrs, we all in this forum might have all died, and by then many would regret for not believing and implementing some of these bitter truths.

I'M THROUGH WITH THIS ALCOHOL ISSUE

SHALOM !!

Shame on you. You be failed pastor. You are ignorant of what you preach. No be you be the same guy wey i tell to fvck off last week? See your life....

You better go start another aprrenticeship so that you go learn work well before you do freedom.
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Qokie: 4:29pm On Apr 28, 2020
veecovee:


Proverbs 31:4-6 King James Version (KJV)
It is not for kings, O Lemuel, it is not for kings to drink wine; nor for princes strong drink: Lest they drink, and forget the law, and pervert the judgment of any of the afflicted. Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, ...

Revelation 1:5-6 King James Version (KJV)
And from Jesus Christ, who ... hath made us kings and priests unto God and his Father; to him be glory and dominion for ever and ever. Amen.

GOD BLESS YOU FOR QUITTING ALCOHOL
Fvck off here.....Jesus wey turn water to wine na your King Lemuel or Apostle Paul sabi pass am.

You get luck say i no dey show face for this thread as i be expert at curing people of hypocricy.
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Qokie: 4:30pm On Sep 07, 2019
stevemarkdangot:
Hello Bosses, I am new on this thread and willing to learn big time.
I have some money I will like to invest, I searched through the net and I find Treasury Bills, mutual funds and Fixed deposit intresting due to little risk associated with them. I will be happy if you all can give recommendations on the best to go for and the financial institutions/houses with best offer. Other similar investment advices will be appreciated.
Thanks.

This is not the time. I still dey watch fight. When dem don tear clothe naked and I see bobbi finish, I will come back to you with answer.
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Qokie: 8:02pm On Sep 02, 2019
These two men using female moniker "Mcy and Yayira" or whatever. You people are disturbing this thread abeg. Una theatrics have become stale. Make una shift abeg.
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Qokie: 6:15pm On Aug 25, 2019
I don enter here by mistake again but Las Las na money I dey look for here so that I go continue my ministry in that other thread wey no be for una. Any tips?
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Qokie: 6:08pm On Aug 25, 2019
pluto09:

I keep on wondering, those our grandparents that were having four, five wives under the same roof, how did they survive grin

Dey use to have cane in those days. Hence the adage that the cane used for the older wife is waiting for the new one. grin grin
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Ike And Mercy Have Sex Under The Duvet? by Qokie: 11:24am On Aug 11, 2019
nrexzy:
Dis whole sex thingy is shaaa overrated...

This is how a sexually frustrated person talks...
Romance / Re: I Am In Trouble With This Girl I Met. by Qokie: 4:03pm On Jun 13, 2019
DennickSoftman:
I run a business between Nigeria and Cotonou so I am always frequent in Cotonou. Though am a single guy, I met a girl that sells in one nice bar I usually love to chill when I am in Cotonou and you know how conji is a bastard sometimes especially when you know say prick no go school, I decided to have this girl as my conji cure anytime am in Cotonou.

The problem is we only started this sex thing not long ago and I believe it has not been more than three times and before I know she said she is pregnant. I was confused but I had promised myself I would not want any lady to commit an abortion except she does such without my knowledge.

I decided to take responsibility of the pregnancy and see her parents. When I visited her parents I realized I don enter one chance because the juju I was seeing everywhere from their compound to even their living room got me worried.

The girl goes to church and likes to pray but how can you do that when you are living inside juju house. So now her parents gave me list of things I would buy in acceptance that I am the father of the child and they said after doing that I can now come for another list for her hand in marriage. My people God know say I no fit marry inside that kind of juju house, but if you know about Benin Republic people very well, they don't joke with juju matter.

I really don't know what to do about this situation anymore.

Save your money. It's a set up. She is not pregnant. Ask her to wait and that after she gives birth and DNA confirms you as the father you will take responsibility for the child.

You sef no try. Imagine blowing without CD. Tufiakwa!!

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Travel / Re: Osita Chidoka: Disparity In Air-fares At Nigerian Airports by Qokie: 12:29pm On May 02, 2019
It's called competition, supply & demand.

Licence another carrier on that route and the prices will drop.

Our civil servants and politicians need to understand these concepts. It will help them take better decisions.

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Romance / Re: Nigerians Blast Busty Lady For Stepping Out Braless by Qokie: 4:19pm On Apr 29, 2019
Famousbabe:
This beautiful lady shared a video of her running into her busty, braless old friend on the road.

She was happy to see her friend but was at the same time shocked to see she was braless, she wasn't wearing cloth that covered her too much boobs.

Her friend made attempt to help her cover her chest very well.

"But why would a busty lady decides to step out in skimpy outfit? Is it to seduce men?" some people queried.

Watch the video.

Source: http://www.thefamousnaija.com/2019/04/blessing-godwin-bg-vs-patienceyisa.html?m=1


Lubbishhhh
Romance / Re: Alpha Male. That Feelings When Banging A Girl And She Is Receiving Call... by Qokie: 6:12am On Apr 16, 2019
Gboy101:
you know that feelings when you are banging a girl you just met newly and she is receiving a phone call from her lover who love her so much. the girl that didn't even stress you to date or bang. you just met her few days ago and within 3 days you are already banging her. just because of your style and packaging. the words you tell her directly and how you are so different from other guys she have met. your courageous and romantic confident. i guess it might not work for every girl but it did work for this babe and some others.


well that me, An Alpha Male. I met this pretty girl recently. I never believe I would Bleep her so soon. the first day I talk to her I was so boastful of how girls are rushing me everywhere I go, and how I do them. she was just asking me why they like me. I said I don't know afterall she is a girl maybe she can help me answered that. she said she doesn't know oh. and looking at me she doesn't sees anything. I know she pretends and no doubt I'm handsome neat guy.


well while the two of us sat and discussing. I met a guy there that is looking for a girl. I told him if he like that girl sitting with me. the guy was shaking and said but she is your babe na. I said no she is not I just met her here and I can hand her to him if he like her. this babe was so flashy and light skin and beautiful. the guy was just confuse if he can trust me and how to start it, and if true why would I want to give him that kind of babe. he was just looking at the babe.


I never knew she heard everything we were discussing, and when I went back to her to sit. she said she is leaving with anger and strange face. she said she heard everything I said and what do I take her for. then I start to pet her and calm her down, beginning to explain this and that. i said but i just met you here though we talk as if we knows each other before. and I don't want to stand on your way to a guy that likes you. I'm not a jealous guy and its a free world.


the way she was sounding that's how I know she really likes me. the other guy start to tell her sorry and to calm down. from there I start to package her pet her before you know it I start romancing her. she calm down and didn't leave again. i bought her more drinks and meat.

when she went to ease herself one big bros tried to talk to her to get her digit but she turn the guy down. if you see the guy she turn down. big guy with nice drive. everything was like firm to me. i begin to suspect the babe what a plan is for like me this sudden. as i don't understand. I asked why she refuse the guy she said she doesn't want.


what kind of love is this. I done enter one chance.
we had fun that night. and I program her the next day.
when she came I bought more drinks and meats. while we are discussing I told her to sit on my lap. she said what I mean by that. why do I talk anyhow. I don't even know how to respect someone. in fact she said she is leaving. i told her its all about understanding. once she understand me she will get use to it. she can even play and joke with it. I am very plain and open up my mind. the kind of girls I like are the once that open up and not ashamed of anything or forming anything. come out to be the way you are. I don't enter any relationship with seriousness. if I will love anyone it will begin after we have done everything. not preplanned from the onset.

when I start my washing and package she sat on my lap immediately. her ass was so soft and my penis start to raise. I told her my penis will start choking her now. she said what? you just talk words anyhow and nothing is too hard for you to talk..

to be continue.





Packaging and you no fit write english

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Travel / Re: Anybody Living In Tanzania by Qokie: 7:36pm On Apr 13, 2019
lagosj:
have been here for three weeks now I cant find any Nigeria, am in search for job here anyone who can assist a brother.

You no dey serious o. In Tanzania? SMH.

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Family / Re: My 18-Year-Old Maid And Her Boyfriends by Qokie: 11:32pm On Apr 05, 2019
LUCKIE2014:


Don't mind folks telling you to send her back. We all know how we were in our teenage days when our hormones were raging and we could poke a hole in the wall if given the chance. Her behavior is absolutely normal. What she needs is your guidance, direction and education on sex. She's probably enjoying all the attention that she is getting especially if she grew up in an environment where she wasn't constantly told how valuable she is. Probably hearing this for the first time coming from boys. Howbeit after one or two heartbreaks, she will learn that this is just "guys" game.

Your job as an adult is to help her sail this stage. We have all been there. Don't chase her away please. Treat her as if you would have wanted to be treated when you were her age, clueless and outright naive.

God bless.

How does this justify serial disobedience of the woman and her husband. People who clothe, feed and house her.

I am sure the OP knows the right thing to do but lack the courage to do it. Never tolerate disobedience and disrespect from people you pay for a service.

That part about being a member of the household does not hold water at all. So is that the way the OP will handle disobedience and wayward tendencies from her children?

I weak o. Parenting these days sef....

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Education / Re: Ajayi Crowther University VC Blast Parents And Students In Open Letter by Qokie: 1:33pm On Mar 31, 2019
IamaNigerianGuy:
Very low quality of discourse. Certainly this letter is not at the level or standard expected of a Vice Chancellor. It is emotional condescending and abusive. The VC vents his frustrations instead of providing solutions. After all he was appointed to lead the university.
Can you imagine the president of Harvard or Oxford writing this ?

Well this is not Harvard or Oxford and he is dealing with issues that are not known to Harvard or Oxford so you comparison is out of place. While I quarrel with the level of control exercises over students in mission owned universities, the truth remains that if you want to be part of a community you have to abide by the rules of that community.

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Romance / Re: Should I Still Give Him A Chance? by Qokie: 6:45pm On Mar 11, 2019
lilianofentse:
since I posted this, I haven't called him. I also plan on ignoring his msgs till he changes.

He doesn't care. When he wants to s.ex you he will call you. If you call him before then he will s.ex you before he goes to s.ex his current hottie.

You don't mean to him what he means to you. Wise up. You are just there for the romps. A guy can tell 100 different ladies that he loves them in a day without actually loving any.

I hope you enjoy being his s.ex doll till he gets tired if you don't wise up now.
Romance / Re: Should I Still Give Him A Chance? by Qokie: 6:40pm On Mar 11, 2019
lilianofentse:
Me and my boyfriend have been together for a year and I love him more than anything in the world but I'm so fed up with giving chance after chance several times now I've caught him messaging other girls inappropriate stuff and I've forgiven him and then a couple of months later when I've built my trust up with him he will do it again, he also deletes all his messages so that i can't see them all which just makes me go even crazier not knowing what has been said.

2 weeks ago I found out he physically cheated on me which he said he was never planning on telling me. Since I've said we can work on our relationship, spicing up our sex life making more of an effort but it's only me that's making the effort. He isn't trying even tho he says he loves me and wants to be with me and not anyone else.

Tonight he went out with his friends and I waited for 5 hours for him so he could meet with me, instead he wants to stay at his friends because he hadn't finished playing a game. I'm so done with getting my heart broken all the time and making all the effort it makes me feel like it's all my fault the problem I have is I still love him so much but I don't know if i can keep putting my self through this all the time.

He knows how to s.ex me and I also knows he loves me but what I can't understand is why he keeps cheating on me.

Modified: Ps I am trying my best to forget about him. Pls any advice on how to forget him would be appreciated. tnx


This is exactly what I used to do to an ex when I got tired of her. I learnt from another ex who did it to me. grin grin
Romance / Re: Spending On Girls: My Little Advice To Guys by Qokie: 9:34am On Mar 02, 2019
I don't date them. I just f--k them and move on. After I f--ked one last week she started asking for recharge card and I told her I can't associate with a lady who can't afford airtime. Blocked her thereafter.

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Health / Re: Ekiti Slay Queens Turn Flooded Area Into Swimming Pool During Rainfall. Photos by Qokie: 10:06pm On Feb 26, 2019
UrVilagePple:
Pussy dat iz already smelling b4 u now put it inside dat kinda water....SMH vigorously
Suicidal Stench

Any guy that goes near them will.be traumatized by the odour sad
Health / Re: Ekiti Slay Queens Turn Flooded Area Into Swimming Pool During Rainfall. Photos by Qokie: 9:58pm On Feb 26, 2019
donbachi:
New infection loading.....

As in eh...
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Qokie: 9:37am On Feb 19, 2019
NobodyKnows:

That thread is as useless as the P in psychology.
Na drama everyday , the drama here dy learn work compared to their own on that useless thread .
LINK

grin grin grin

Let me come and be going there. I am in the wrong thread.
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Qokie: 8:06am On Feb 19, 2019
This is what we call a meltdown. It is starting to read and sound like my favourite Ashawo thread in sexuality section. No wonder I mistook it for that one.

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