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Cool just kip doing your thing

NICE CONCEPT

Let just say you need to be a wise Goat      

For me, I want Obama to win cos I want America to witness the first black president

BRUCE WILLIES in the movie COLOR OF NIGHT

PLEASE GO AND SEE THAT MOVIE

Everyone in the class, was given an assignment to
Draw anything that looks real

the following morning the teacher ask the everyone to submit the there assignments

everyone did, and after making some,
teacher got to SAM MILLA's book and
to his greatest surprise the book was empty

He called SAM out, and ask him to show and tell him what he has drawn

SAM MILLA : I Drew a goat eating grasses

The Teacher: where is it?

SAM MILLA: After finish eating the grasses, the goat has walked AWAY



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A catholic ran to a the pope and said

catholic: Pope, pls come quickly, there is a man that want to jump off the cliff.

On getting there. pope to the man

Pope: Don't Jump, Think about your family, your wife, your son the the love they have for you

MAN: I don't have any family.

the pope tries again

Pope: Think About God, remember is against the catholic to commit suicide.

MAN: am not a catholic

Pope: OKAY then JUMP, no one will you

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A father came home one afternoon to pick some office Document

surprisingly he met hes' son at home

father: Why are u at home?

Son: my teacher sent me home because am too dull.

without asking question and anger he followed him to the school:

AT SCHOOL

father: why did u have to send my son home?

teacher: Imagine, your son does not who fell the walls of Jerico?

father: shoo, if the boy said he didn't do it then he didn't, simple.
            In short how old is he to knowabout the walls of Jerico,
            we all know it happened  over 2000 years back

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The one that really cracks me and a friend of my up was a company's Bill board in front of the company reads

WE DEVELOP SOFTWEAR instead of software.

when they can't spell it, how can they develop it.

Na God go save us from quack professionals

Nothing us, Naija joooooooo

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I have to contribute cos am in the group but mine is just two word

God and Discipline (G & D)

cos if u have all that and no discipline forget it

and if u have all that plus discipline, and Gos did not protect u from all these unless and heartless lecturers NA problem be that ooo

I can teach you every saturday for 4 weeks.

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Thanks for the info

Depending on your knowledge base.

Just take one step at a time

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@poster dey say cigar better pass make u hear the odour from a woman's armpit.

LOL

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@poster

please more ooo

the lord is your strength

If there jesus is alive now he will use HUMMER

abeg leave the pastors make them chop their live joo