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mrcasanova1:
You are the daft person here, for not seeing that was sacarsm she intended. Overbloated she goat. Big breas.t, small brain.

sinaj:
I think d daft Nigerian here is you for failing to notice dat diz meant to b humor

sinaj:
nd u didnt percieve d odour all those while he called you on fone

Nonso23:
Okay ...in addition to inability to read and write comprehension is your problem.
Another mad Nigerian spotted!
26999995 to go!

Nonso23:
Are you sure that you can read and write

Nonso23:
God bless you
I'm really moved by this truthful post. Such rare wisdom.

Moana:
may God give you a sexually adventurous wife in Jesus Name

Chinaimporter:
[b][size=13pt]the story of christ is filled with ancient lies and so are the stories of all other prophets and gods,be he christ, mohammed, budda, shango etc.i dont know how a people of this modern age can still belive this fairy tale stories just becus it was brought to us by the whites.....every religion claims to be the truth and god says he loves us and we must love him back and if we dont, he will put us in hell, i always wonder which kind of love that is and i know only a blood thirsty villan would act like that.

Of all the gods in the world, that of the bible is the most stupid, mad and deranged and i sincerly will never accept him, if salvation is only gotten through him,i choose to go to hell rather than be a slave to such a wicked beast

A beast that would send a bear to eat 52 children for laughing at a bald elijah.
A beast that would drown a whole world that he claim to love and made in his image
A beast that would sanction the massacre rape and murder of women and children by moses.
A beast who build the most horrifying torture chamber to torture those he claim to love because they couldnt belive in him.
A beast that tolorated slavery.
A beast that watched jephtah sacrify his daughter to him as his promise if he wins a war.
A beast that watched the sacrifing of his only begotten son so that he could forgive man by grace.
A beast that watch over all the suffering of the world and does nothing to ameliorate it

I refuse to worship you, you ethernal beast and vile creator, no wonder other angel supported satan in his bid to overthrow you despotic ass........i have chosen my side if the armagadon is ever true....i will ride with lucifer on that day against you army and this time i know we will succeed and put you in the bottomless pit that you created for your beloved ones[/b]s.[/size][/b]

Freemanan:
Let's talk private....

#hides from prospective slaps#

Freemanan:
Having a bad day?

#bring mouth to your cheek for a Peck#

Freemanan:
Nah... Am use to it.... Freeman here.... You?


#offers hand for a shake#

Freemanan:
Oops! She likes me

Freemanan:
Been looking for you. Where have you been?

ndlife:
Please don't mind my writing English for am not that good,i will try to make it brief
It all started after a stressful day from shop,Me and my brother's and some boys offloading a trailer of nestle bottle water,after the offloading. The nestle [bottle water] from 8am in the morning to 3pm in the afternoon,my brother's went home to rest,And am left alone in the shop waiting for them to return to enable me go and take my bath and still come back,after waiting till 7 to 8pm they finally arrive,i went back home take my shower and decide to rest a little when power went out,it was so bored at home so i decided to come back shop, then my phone rang it was a old friend from secoundry school days,we talk a little when he said i should come and meet him in a joint,went there,saw my friend have a jist a little,told him guy am going to shop now,the guy said ok let him escort me a little when we are moving we reach a point i told him it ok let him go back i can continue,he said ok good night see some other time,on my way looking for okada [motorcyclist] with my earpiece listening to dorobuchi,i heard a gun shot twice,i was like what happening,unfortunately saw an okada guy stop him. Immediately a guy  approach me.
Guy: na u the shot that gun abi
Me: i no hold any gun ooo
Guy: na una be black,come our area the shot any how
Me:guy search me i no hold any gun
Okada guy:free dis guy na
Guy:watin put your mouth inside (slaps okada guy]
Okada guy push him
Me:to the guy abeg let us go now,
Guy to the okada (leave us) call some of his gang,me looking at him dipping his hand on the boxer,push him and started running'okada guy take off i was shouting for help calling the okada guy to slow down for me to jump in,the okada said i no the carry and take off,the guys chasing me stated calling their gang members[cults]with some funny slang all stated coming out chasing me from front and back i got tired and ran to a man house,didn't know am dipping my self in hot soup,ran into the man rooms screaming for help,please help me am not a cultist,the man was pushing me out from his room i was draging back to the room begging the man and his wife,i didn't know am in wrong house the man sons is also a cultist,all the gang members arrave and told the guy[the man son] one arrow enter your house,i heard it from inside the guy went and brought axe with red cloth wraps on it,the other guy come in with his own weapon knife with same red cloth wrap on it trying to reach my stomach,i dodge and collected the kniff,people start coming,am now tired my breath was ceasing my mouth is dried everybody rejected me,the old man i was thinking will help and rescue me push me out, everybody was just slapping me,the man son was so huge brought out the axe to hit me,i said am not a cultist,am not black arrow my shop is along federal road,search me am not with any object,why their where chasing me is becos i put on black shot and a black singlet with my normal cloth,thank God someone recognize my face and said,this guy is innocent,he have a shop down the street of federal road,the gang leader in the cult  hold my trouser and take me to a dark tree and search me,took at my phone and some change in my pocket and said i should go i told him that phone is a business phone,my suppliers number is there please,more people where coming out now they are up to five that recognize me,they all help me and calm the crowd.
One guy took me to my house and drop me with is motorcycle.
These is how they could have killed innocent guy like that,please if you are cultist and you want to kill your rival group cheek him or her will not to kill any innocent people,and am using this method to draw attention on our security men to do more on this cult of a thing some innocent one have gone cos of these,let stop cult.
These is the pix of wound on the process of running.

IdiAmin1:
So every black girl is local?

Why have some people swore never to take their brains along

Sweetguy25:
Jonathan the weak man

Adyrin:
That smiley was suppose to make you understand I was only being on the lighter mood!
And yex! I'm good at detecting errors because I read a lot!
But since you took to insults_sorry!
I DON'T EXCHANGE WORDS WITH LADIES

Chigold101:
well I am sorry for being that harsh... Just that someone or even the guy might have bought your idea and use it. Speaking unkindly to people it is not my style unless if i am really pissed off. Am sorry for my ungentle manly act.

I am not a good person and I dont care about "virginity." I am not one of those guys that praise anybody for a virgin or talk down on anybody for not being a virgin but when it comes to ones "relationship" with God and Christ, it becomes a SERIOUS matter for me.

Am sorry once again ... Sweety

Adyrin:
Thank you for Fade up?
Correct yourself when giving advice so you don't mislead people Ooº°

Adyrin:
Thank you for Fade up?
Correct yourself when giving advice so you don't mislead people Ooº°

Chigold101:
so this is how cheap u worth? Wow! It means that any guy who can afford a smartphone can have u... Too bad!

That girl knows her worth. That girl dont want to lead a hypocritical life.

She doesnt need someone to raise her sexual urge and leave her at the mercy of self service & imagination. She is a very wise girl... I love her for that.

uchebest2006:
I hv seen this topic a number of times on nairaland

Khabuqi:
He loves her but he is tired of sleeping with her. Ermmmm

Okay he doesn't love her anymore, he is just used to her. Since he is fed up, he should just dump her and move on.
No biggie.

Rajjah:
Age shudnt b a feature to marrriage bt as soon as a gal entas adolescence n is ready atleast 15,she shud b allowed to av ha way.

pacesetter939:
16years & above.