Why won't he fall when he has no breathing space?

Haters been hating since 1700AD


Although am nt a Buhari fan, but they should give him space for christ sake!!!

He can't effect tremendous changes within a week!

Let's keep the judgment till when he screws up(or if he screws up)

Screw haters!

mrcasanova1:
You are the daft person here, for not seeing that was sacarsm she intended. Overbloated she goat. Big breas.t, small brain.

Are your parents aware that their son is this stu.pid?

Mehn....you must have a very large brain to hold so much stupidity!!!

You are really a living proof that man can live without a brain!!!!

If I ever need a brain transplant, trust me I would use yours because I would want a brain that has never been used!!!

Incomprehensible dumbass!!!

Come on get out of here and go play with your mates!!!


Btw...just keep on blabbing, maybe someday you will say something sensible!

Also...don't forget to quote me further, I would definitely love to amuse myself with more of your foolishness

Birdbrain!!!

sinaj:


I think d daft Nigerian here is you for failing to notice dat diz meant to b humor

Am sorry......never knew u were joking judging from the smiley u used...

sinaj:
nd u didnt percieve d odour all those while he called you on fone

Could a nigerian be this daft?

Nonso23:


Okay ...in addition to inability to read and write comprehension is your problem.
Another mad Nigerian spotted!
26999995 to go!

The perfect answer to a rare FOOL is SILENCE

Nonso23:

Are you sure that you can read and write

Wow.....you just reaffirmed the truth!

...Your stupidity is indeed very rare!

What could have happened to your IQ?
I strongly doubt ur IQ is up to 1%

How will I have replied you without knowing how to read or write



GROSS!!!

Nonso23:


God bless you
I'm really moved by this truthful post. Such rare wisdom.

Did you mean to say...such rare stupidity!!!

Moana:
may God give you a sexually adventurous wife in Jesus Name

AMEN!!!

Chinaimporter:
[b][size=13pt]the story of christ is filled with ancient lies and so are the stories of all other prophets and gods,be he christ, mohammed, budda, shango etc.i dont know how a people of this modern age can still belive this fairy tale stories just becus it was brought to us by the whites.....every religion claims to be the truth and god says he loves us and we must love him back and if we dont, he will put us in hell, i always wonder which kind of love that is and i know only a blood thirsty villan would act like that.

Of all the gods in the world, that of the bible is the most stupid, mad and deranged and i sincerly will never accept him, if salvation is only gotten through him,i choose to go to hell rather than be a slave to such a wicked beast

A beast that would send a bear to eat 52 children for laughing at a bald elijah.
A beast that would drown a whole world that he claim to love and made in his image
A beast that would sanction the massacre rape and murder of women and children by moses.
A beast who build the most horrifying torture chamber to torture those he claim to love because they couldnt belive in him.
A beast that tolorated slavery.
A beast that watched jephtah sacrify his daughter to him as his promise if he wins a war.
A beast that watched the sacrifing of his only begotten son so that he could forgive man by grace.
A beast that watch over all the suffering of the world and does nothing to ameliorate it

I refuse to worship you, you ethernal beast and vile creator, no wonder other angel supported satan in his bid to overthrow you despotic ass........i have chosen my side if the armagadon is ever true....i will ride with lucifer on that day against you army and this time i know we will succeed and put you in the bottomless pit that you created for your beloved ones[/b]s.[/size][/b]

The same ''Beast' that gives u constant air to breath
The same 'BEAST' that gave His only begotten son to die for your sins because of the unimaginable degree of love He has for you
The same beast who continues loving you unceasingly no matter the gravity of sins you commit!
The same beast who holds himself from striking your ass when you rain incomprehensible degree of abuses on Him!
The same 'BEAST' who loves you even to the envy of the angels!
The same 'BEAST' who has promised you eternal life if you could just serve HIm even if not 100% but according to your ability!
The same 'beast' who took pains to create you according to His image because He loves you!

What a loyal creature you are!!!

How faithful you have been to the one who loves you unceasingly!!
Now you are in support of a SNAKE who cares about nothing but himself!!!
Who doesn't give a RATS ASS whether you eat, breath or not!

Who claims to give you GIFTS and gets them back in a painful way not giving a Bleep about how you feel!!!

Who wouldn't even stand my you when you need him most!!!

Who enjoys to see you suffer and who takes delight in wickedness

Who inflicted the righteous man JOB with a terrifying disease, killed his children, destroy his wealth without looking back...



Where have you ever seen or heard of a slave being more powerful than his master?
Do you even think that even if the whole world should stand up against the Almighty GOD that they can overthrow HIM?

Have you forgotten the degree of HIS POWER?

Have you forgotten what happened to the assembly of Korah in ISRAEL who felt they could oppose GOD?

How you fail to remember what befell SATAN and his supporters when they dared to oppose GOD!!!

I weep for you!
My heart bleeds for you!
A mere mortal judging the FEAR-INSPIRING God!

A God so powerful that the ISRAELITES DREADED His presence!

A caring God who did not forsake His people but rescued them from the hands of Pharoah!!!

A God who is capable and who will destroy and render Lucifer and ITS followers completely useless at the appointed time!!!


But you fail to appreciate one fact:
Even though you do not worship HIM, there are HUNDREDS, THOUSANDS, MILLION, BILLIONS, TRILLION etc who would do ANYTHING for HIM
Who appreciate HIM every single second for HIS mercy
Who fear Him, glorify Him and give Him the exclusive honour and worship He deserves!!!

So choosing not to serve HIM will NEVER make ANY DIFFERENCE!!!



But it may interest you to know that even after all the curses, abuses, insults you have rained on him, HIS heart is stiil open.
In HIS UNDESERVED KINDNESS, HE still wishes for you to come to your senses and embrace HIS love!!!

Freemanan:


Let's talk private....

#hides from prospective slaps#

Freemanan:



Having a bad day?

#bring mouth to your cheek for a Peck#

Nah......trust me, my day is just perfect!


#pushes mouth away with a frown#!!!

Freemanan:


Nah... Am use to it.... Freeman here.... You?


#offers hand for a shake#

Queen here....


#refuses handshake#

Freemanan:


Oops! She likes me

Awwwwwww....don't be flattered

Freemanan:


Been looking for you. Where have you been?

.........And ve u checked google?

Heartbreak...heartcrash

Nairalander FRIEDplantain...where u dey


Come see wetin dem do to your body

I hope say you stiil dey alive.

Abeg make una help me find friedplantain..... ;


#Gets up...ties wrapper firmly...carries touch...search BEGINS#

If you find am, abeg hit like....

ndlife:
Please don't mind my writing English for am not that good,i will try to make it brief
It all started after a stressful day from shop,Me and my brother's and some boys offloading a trailer of nestle bottle water,after the offloading. The nestle [bottle water] from 8am in the morning to 3pm in the afternoon,my brother's went home to rest,And am left alone in the shop waiting for them to return to enable me go and take my bath and still come back,after waiting till 7 to 8pm they finally arrive,i went back home take my shower and decide to rest a little when power went out,it was so bored at home so i decided to come back shop, then my phone rang it was a old friend from secoundry school days,we talk a little when he said i should come and meet him in a joint,went there,saw my friend have a jist a little,told him guy am going to shop now,the guy said ok let him escort me a little when we are moving we reach a point i told him it ok let him go back i can continue,he said ok good night see some other time,on my way looking for okada [motorcyclist] with my earpiece listening to dorobuchi,i heard a gun shot twice,i was like what happening,unfortunately saw an okada guy stop him. Immediately a guy  approach me.
Guy: na u the shot that gun abi
Me: i no hold any gun ooo
Guy: na una be black,come our area the shot any how
Me:guy search me i no hold any gun
Okada guy:free dis guy na
Guy:watin put your mouth inside (slaps okada guy]
Okada guy push him
Me:to the guy abeg let us go now,
Guy to the okada (leave us) call some of his gang,me looking at him dipping his hand on the boxer,push him and started running'okada guy take off i was shouting for help calling the okada guy to slow down for me to jump in,the okada said i no the carry and take off,the guys chasing me stated calling their gang members[cults]with some funny slang all stated coming out chasing me from front and back i got tired and ran to a man house,didn't know am dipping my self in hot soup,ran into the man rooms screaming for help,please help me am not a cultist,the man was pushing me out from his room i was draging back to the room begging the man and his wife,i didn't know am in wrong house the man sons is also a cultist,all the gang members arrave and told the guy[the man son] one arrow enter your house,i heard it from inside the guy went and brought axe with red cloth wraps on it,the other guy come in with his own weapon knife with same red cloth wrap on it trying to reach my stomach,i dodge and collected the kniff,people start coming,am now tired my breath was ceasing my mouth is dried everybody rejected me,the old man i was thinking will help and rescue me push me out, everybody was just slapping me,the man son was so huge brought out the axe to hit me,i said am not a cultist,am not black arrow my shop is along federal road,search me am not with any object,why their where chasing me is becos i put on black shot and a black singlet with my normal cloth,thank God someone recognize my face and said,this guy is innocent,he have a shop down the street of federal road,the gang leader in the cult  hold my trouser and take me to a dark tree and search me,took at my phone and some change in my pocket and said i should go i told him that phone is a business phone,my suppliers number is there please,more people where coming out now they are up to five that recognize me,they all help me and calm the crowd.
One guy took me to my house and drop me with is motorcycle.
These is how they could have killed innocent guy like that,please if you are cultist and you want to kill your rival group cheek him or her will not to kill any innocent people,and am using this method to draw attention on our security men to do more on this cult of a thing some innocent one have gone cos of these,let stop cult.
These is the pix of wound on the process of running.

Sorry Bro!!!


IT IS WELL

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IdiAmin1:
So every black girl is local?

Why have some people swore never to take their brains along

Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaahhahahahahahaha




Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!




That was actually a hard one!!!

What is the need for executing them

They already lOok dead!

#justobserving#

*spits loudly out of thread*

Sweetguy25:
Jonathan the weak man

Sharaaaaap dier!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What have you done in this life to show u are better than him?

Have you controlled a flock of sheep before talkless of leading a great nation

You think say to be president na beans

Although he wasn't the best but he tried his best!



Let's see BUHARI's handwork first before you shout 'SIA BABA'
The end justifies the means!!!

Adyrin:
That smiley was suppose to make you understand I was only being on the lighter mood!
And yex! I'm good at detecting errors because I read a lot!
But since you took to insults_sorry!
I DON'T EXCHANGE WORDS WITH LADIES

Whatever

Chigold101:
well I am sorry for being that harsh... Just that someone or even the guy might have bought your idea and use it. Speaking unkindly to people it is not my style unless if i am really pissed off. Am sorry for my ungentle manly act.

I am not a good person and I dont care about "virginity." I am not one of those guys that praise anybody for a virgin or talk down on anybody for not being a virgin but when it comes to ones "relationship" with God and Christ, it becomes a SERIOUS matter for me.

Am sorry once again ... Sweety

Apology accepted ...Its too early to quarrel

Adyrin:


Thank you for Fade up?
Correct yourself when giving advice so you don't mislead people Ooº°

'FED UP'...thanks fo pointing out my mistake...since that is ur job, its appreciated

...And since u are so good at detecting error, you should also detect your 'brain error'...What I said was not an advice...it was simply a joke. So detect that!!!

Adyrin:


Thank you for Fade up?
Correct yourself when giving advice so you don't mislead people Ooº°

'FED UP'...thanks fo pointing out my mistake...since that is ur job, its appreciated

...And since u are so good at detecting error, you also detect your 'brain error'...What I said was not an advice...it was simply a joke. So detect that!!!

Chigold101:
so this is how cheap u worth? Wow! It means that any guy who can afford a smartphone can have u... Too bad!

That girl knows her worth. That girl dont want to lead a hypocritical life.

She doesnt need someone to raise her sexual urge and leave her at the mercy of self service & imagination. She is a very wise girl... I love her for that.

Awww...u acting all good now. Well, that is quite admirable. Stop being silly and understand when a person is joking.

You are not the one to tell me how honourable it is for a woman to maintain her dignity and pride!

As for me being 'cheap', are you not being the 'cheap' one here for judging someone you have not met before just because of a few lines I wrote(which I was not even serious)?

A responsible guy minds the word he uses. Stop jumping into unnecessary conclusions...it won't help you!!!

She is fade up with Nokia Lumia... Get her a SMARTPHONE and you will see remarkable changes!!! ;



....You can thank me later

uchebest2006:
I hv seen this topic a number of times on nairaland

Then why did you still click to view? ....or are you keypad-blind

Khabuqi:
He loves her but he is tired of sleeping with her. Ermmmm

Okay he doesn't love her anymore, he is just used to her. Since he is fed up, he should just dump her and move on.
No biggie.

Is she a rag that could be dropped or 'dumped' at random?

Guy stop misusing your conscience...use it properly!!!

Rajjah:
Age shudnt b a feature to marrriage bt as soon as a gal entas adolescence n is ready atleast 15,she shud b allowed to av ha way.

Triple Hausa!

pacesetter939:
16years & above.

Hausa!!!