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plz i need whatsapp for my nokia asha 200. i dont know if anyone can help. THANKS

plz wats d master code for unlocking nokia phones

this is really funny . made me log in.

what really happened? can someone brief me on how the man was killed? was it the same one that caused the closing down of yaba market? pls brief me

MAJIDDDDDDDDDDDDDD all the way.
at least he's naija.
try and appreciate ur brothers.
KPOMO PEOPLE

This information is fake. i don't believe it.

in Ijesha area of Surulere only at night when am fast asleep.
from 12-7am since this July

or maybe he is the kidnapper himself. Because some drivers wouldnt take the risk to rescue the man.
may be he wants promotion. from driver to bodyguard. Lol  

chika pretty, ini pretty
but when it comes to shape, i don't think chika can be compared to ini
is it about her long cockroach legs? i see no beauty in those.
INI EDO ALL THE WAY. though she dey fumble at times.

hector, i dont know why you are tackling me like dis. abi u don dey for in love?

lol d woman na witch oooo

From
A Mother With Love
Dear Child,

I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home.

Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles
from your home so we moved.

I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived
here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to
change their address.

This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if
it works too well though.

Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them
since.

The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The
first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days.
The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a
little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them
off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral
home.

They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she
comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried
because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.

Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is
yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a
girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it
Mom.

Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him
out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he
burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was
driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends
were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate
down.

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.

PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already
sealed.   

A WISE RABBIT AND THE FOOLISH BEAR

"Stop running and get back here!" yelled the bear.

"Never!" shouted the rabbit.

As the rabbit was running he tripped on a lamp. His soft furry foot brushed the lamp and out popped a genie.

The genie noticed the frightened rabbit was being chased by the bear.

The genie said to the bear,"Hey! If you stop chasing him I'll grant you and the rabbit both two wishes!"

The bear agreed and was so eager he jumped to go first. He said, "I wish that a had the biggest manliness in the world!"

*Poof!* and his wish was granted.

The rabbit went next, "I wish I had a super fast motorcycle!"

*Poof* and the rabbit's wish was granted.

The bear looked at the rabbit and thought, "What a lame wish!"

For his final wish, the bear smirked as he wished that all the other bears in the world were female.

*Poof* his wish was granted.

The rabbit jumped on his motorcycle, revved the engine and laughed.

Just before he booked out of there he said, "I wish the bear was gay!"


A POPULAR MULE

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly.

At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head "Yes" and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, he would shake his head, "No" and mumble a reply. Curious, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about.

The farmer replied, ''The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.' The men would ask, 'You wanna sell that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked up for a year.'"




A GOOD INVESTMENT
A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells her that the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the woman hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce that's parked on the street in front of the bank.

Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls Royce into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the woman returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer approaches her and says:

"We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we're a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked out your accounts and found that you were a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

"Well, where else in Manhattan can I park my car for two weeks for fifteen bucks?"

am cool tanx

@ studio no its not me. besides am not fat to talk of being light skinned. am chocolate. ow are u?

morreee

;d :-x

hi @studio

hi dyt

@ element g tanx man. i will givebetter ones.

there were five of them lol

a man that lived in a 57 rooms flat was owing his landlord for like 6 months, the landlord has given him a quit notice and he was like pleading with the man to give him time to pack out of the house as soon as he can.
one day, a friend of the tenant gave him some money to keep for him in the house so that he wont spend it. when the owner of the money went, the tenant knowing that his landlord who gave him a quit notice was at the window brought out the money that was given to him to keep and started counting the money. he counts, one thousand, two thousand, twenty, thousand, the landlord was watching, not knowing how to break the silence, the landlord asked his tenant, what was the score of the match chelsea and liverpoool played last nite? the tenant replied oga landlord, there is no light, even if there is light i have no television to watch the match. the man couldnt hold himself, he asked again, what did presiden obasanjo say on the television concerning the youths? the man still replied that he doesnt have money to buy television. then the man said please can you lend me some money? the tenant replied
is it someone that you gave quit notice out of having no money to pay that will lend you money? then the man said: it is not a lawyer taht wrote the quit notice, i was the one that went to the computer and asked them to do it.

A man went to buy coffin for the burial of his dead mother, on buying the casket, he boarded a pickup van that is going to take him down to the village where the burial was going to be done that morning. when he got on the road, he noticed that there was a hold up which was caused by the police men on the checking point. when they got close to the police checking point, the man with the coffin couldn't wait because they are waiting for him in the village to get back so as to start going to the mortuary. he now told the driver that he should watch that the road was going to clear right away. he got off the van with the coffin on his head and went towards the police check point. on getting there the police asked him where he was going to with the coffin? he said that he doesn't like the place he was buried before so he is going somewhere better. at this saying, the police men ran into the bush for their dear lives. and the road cleared. 

why all of una dey tackle studio sef? wetin him do to deserve all dis