₦airaland Forum

coolzeal: Congratulation man, you're truly a son of the soil and mama Africa call you home. He says he will come back home but am not sure they will allow him to come back to Naija ooh.. Those white people will not allow him when they know how indispensable he is. Another stolen brain..

LOL- i seriously don't know where you guys get the idea from. Most of the time they don't want to come back. There are better opportunities abroad for them, there isn't much incentive to go back home. Thats the reason Africa is suffering from Brain Drain. It's not this 'whites will not allow him' nonsense i keep hearing here jare.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Doesn't surprise me. We have so many "Okina_juju"s on NL. May the Spirit of Okija continue to be with all these igbo smokers.[/quote]loool!

at least we can't blame them for their nonsense now we know they are all chronic igbo smokers!

Well lookie what we have here. . . . o sanctimonious ones

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The drug report

http://www.unodc.org/documents/data-and-analysis/WDR2012/WDR_2012_web_small.pdf

Highest rates of drug use. . . .right there with Australia and North America . . . .apparently with it's very own suppliers in Brazil. . . .Nigerians no de carry last

http://www.economist.com/blogs/graphicdetail/2012/06/daily-chart-16?fsrc=scn/fb/wl/dc/bongoland

kandiikane: Na yellow fever or jaundice.

lol- the whole of nigeria cannot have jaundice?

shymmex: @Queensmith

When you start sending me pictures, no fake pix, plz.

May the cutest chic win!

lol- abeg leave me to my half pix and partial anonymity. I've been on this forum long enough to know these things do you know good.

My parents for the first. . . Money for the second. Isn't that what drives everybody in Nigeria?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]I don't go about clicking on guy's profiles. . .

but on a more serious note, for orderliness to be maintained, i thought it best to have been through with the female category, before the male category, or what do you think?

And of course, the ladies will do the scouting because the only male profile I'll check, is mine.
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ole! kilode!

after i tried to participate and trudge through ladies profiles.. . .you are now saying you will not do the mans one? iro lo pa!

o god i tried.. . . my life- i think i went through 5 . . .or so. . .it cannot be easy judging a beauty pageant . . . . . can you imagine i actually forgot the name of the person sef. . .was it sandra? sally? chei im not going through those profiles again!

can you put this effort into the male one? sexkillz you are a mod don't be sexually bias

emmatok: I like my HTC DESIRE HD better

Android is da king.

the battery is just such a problem, esp if you browse.

[quote author=~Bluetooth]Ekiti are bunch of trouble-makers maybe it's because of the proliferation of Phds i dont know.But atleast your accent is not as crude as the osun and oyo peeps.[/quote]lol- phds funded by cocoa farmers mind you. . . .i have taken offense

our accent (like our cocoa) is very sexy!

[quote author=~Bluetooth]You are only permitted to talk AFTER the egbas not before.We made ogun state what it is today ! [/quote]Hmmm - all i know is we ekiti people are told to stay away from all of you

[quote author=~Bluetooth]I havent drink garri in years but will like to taste garri ijebu. . . .Even non-yorubas know that these guys are very stingy.I hope shymmex know what osomaalo is. . .my mum told me if you borrow money from an ijebu and you failed to pay at the agreed time,he will come with his family members with mats and picket the enrance of your house.Is that true shymmex ?[/quote]lmaoo!!

omg!!

shymmex: Who's richer that Ijebus in Nigeria?

Even our Remo brothers are natural born leaders.. You don't want me to list our achievements... Only Egba people can talk when we talk in Nigeria.

how can i tell when they all wear one set of clothes everyday? and are incredibly stingy?

bayooooooo: Your face too balm, your smile so innocent, so inviting, so bewitching and your stature so set.
You have got a great nose, alluring eyeballs and a fantastic pairs of ear .

my life! my life! lmfao!

[quote author=~Bluetooth]I hope you are stinging sha which is typical of ijebu people. anyways,we both rep ogun state. egba lemi[/quote]dont mind them joor, soo stingy, he will be wearing the same trainers from 2004. . . . and the same Adidas tracksuit. . . . . .he will only have one set of clothes in his wardrobe. . . .ijebu people!

[quote author=~Bluetooth]ROFLMAO. . . .Naija niteclubs arent as bad as that.most do have angry-looking bouncers and policemen to treat your fuckup if you misbehave.[/quote]lol- any razmataz nightclub in london is very bad. The ones shymmex mentioned are incredibly razmataz, you have to say all sorts of psalms before you enter. Otherwise you will be grabbed, groped, raped and beaten or slapped before you leave.

[quote author=~Bluetooth]which one be terisi ? [/quote]I think it means if you don't want flying bottles to hit you on the head!

folahann: @All I think Davido's father has already abandoned him.

i hope so ooo, i will like to be adopted, i have learnt the trade of cocoa farming very well. . . .

Chizolum: LOl so you're anti-igbo women or what? and also, I apologize for what I said.

can you imagine- anti children of cocoa farmers

anti igbo

and anti women all at the same time!