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shymmex: This is the pix:

https://jokeyomama.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Ugly-Women-8.jpg [size=14pt]PLZ DON'T LEAVE ME, YOU SAID YOU LOVE ME FOR 9 YEARS. [/size]

Chei shymmex is this your girlfriend? We are all equal in the eyes of the Lord sha. Jesu kristi

where does one even start?

[quote author=DAY11.]would you gimme some nodding tonite ??

She said yeah, only if you gonna clean my plate too.... [/quote]he! dirty talk!

shymmex: Erm, you've got the biggest batty ever, can I get to know your batty?

waste chicks

shymmex: Use that a couple of times for naija chics who think man's from JA lol...

Don't lie, it worked on you init??

The overfamiliarity is far from impressive,

Excelboi: I'm handsome in my own waym.. Check me out

omo mehn, you are too fine. future husband material.

Lord I pray for Nigerians, please help me remove the devil from their lives. amen

platinumnk:

i miss this chick meeehn

youre nigerian? im nigerian- gimme your number! kmt!

infobiz9ja: Which kind beef b dis 1?

Lol- it's not a sin to be fine is it? Just a little bit is what im asking for. They don't need to be all trey songz, they can at least be usher. . . . .

crusifis: JUST GOOGLED IT, NEVA EVEN HEARD OF IT BEFORE. THANKS THOUGH

thats the thing, you werent exposed to the health problems that come with sleeping with hookers.

this is really bad because it means most men in Nigeria are probably walking around with all sorts of stds.

crusifis: what is herpes?

AH! AH! AH!!

Ghana Gal: or else da babies wont turn out gd lookin lol...dey need a mix, perhaps UGLY + HANDSOME= BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN..haaaaa....

oi!!!

so when i decide to leave to get work done, you join?

well done!

https://www.nairaland.com/973331/sexy-men-arising...from-inlands-shores

Lol- i guess it's one of those luxuries. . . .or headaches. Depends on you.

The same reason we have friends is the reason we embark on relationships, imo it's just having someone to share your journey with. Life is a journey and along the way you find your partner in crime.

I will encourage (closer) friendships from 16 (non sexual relationships) but you can get more serious from 18 upwards. Nothing is carved in stone, but that is what I'm comfortable with.

[quote author=Dandy.]Referring to the latter part of your post,what happens to the guy having some on d side while he plays along with the so said 90 days shiit.seems U don't av idea how cunning some guys could be.He could even be getting it on d side from as worse as a brothel![/quote]a woman like the op will be fine with that, she will regard herself as the 'keeper' and the others 'sportsfish' because these connotations are somehow dignifying. *smh* soo much.

I also think the op should stop reading the negativity on NL and get about more- I only wish i could get more friends on here to balance it out, there are amazing men that will add value to your life. It's not all relationships that require an immeasurable level of tolerance.

Nigerian men will try and have you believe anything so they can continue to act fools, doesn't even stop there a man will say anything to justify his ways. I've seen it all, justifying perversions, infidelity, lies,domestic abuse,ill manners, disrespect you have seen it yourself.

While a majority of these type of people constitute nairaland I know far to many good men with good hearts, you just have to learn to lay off the negative and focus on the positive.

Don't go into dating with a negative POV its not going to help, be positive and try to see the best in people (except nigerians assume the worst! jokes :p).

The Nigerian president doesnt give a damn. How presidential of him. . . . .smh

Maybe she wasnt cooking/bleeping enough? Or she wasnt young enough, you know20-30 years younger. . . .or maybe she didn kneel down to greet him every morning, she could be too old to have his babies (you know given the prevalence or downsyndrome all of a sudden in Nigeria), It could also be because she questioned his authority, you don't do that when you are married to a Nigerian man ooo. He is the head of the household, everything he says goes. No matter how stewpid or moronic he is.

She didn't get the memo? She should have asked around someone will have given it to her.

LOL!