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In nigeria..at 30 some men are still looking for admission...
Our orientation about education is a major set back...
Most men at thirty even deserves to have done more than these...cos its a psychological thing and time scares every reasonable human...

Wht we shd be doing in our twenties are not done..hence most things are carried over to thirties... You wont believe how many Nigerians dat are jobless at dat age..
Mine is dat am jobless and confused....and i just turned 30...is a pity

stano2:
They yaf entered one chance.


In Nigeria car key and iPhone no de gree enter pocket.

To hold bottled water the boost morale.



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I have a new laptop for sale, give away price

Where are you...ph or aba

greyham:
Please eat enough vitamins to support your abortion-damaged brain OK. You will be fine...I hope

Go away from here....mumu
Go and check ur IQ level...its probably -150

greyham:
Finally the brain damage from the failed abortion is taking effect. Enjoy your misery, brown cow.

Chai...your just a smelling dirty pig...simple and short

technicallyrich:
Tell her to ask her friend how they disvirgined them.when i was servin that was my style
suck her pusy and anuss,lick her ears and tell her swt things.it turns girls on every time which will make her so so wet.
After all these use enough lubricant and gently ease yourself inside her.
My dear i jealouse you if these your story is true.you will so enjoy these pusy for atleast six months before it starts to lose his tighness.
I wish i can go back to ibadan i served or one of those villages in the zoo and find cheap under age again.
Watch how evening news papers 25 to 50 will jealouse you because they know they have lost something long ago,they can never have.

I really dnt understand...why are people finding it difficult to believe wht i said here....
This thing na common things most guys shd have experienced..atleast once...

greyham:
Your mates are breaking barriers in science and technology. You are trying to break the hymen of young lady

You wch barriers have u broken apart from choking ur mouth in every thread on nairaland...stupid fowl

IntrovertedK:
Who else find this sh*t funny??

My guy funny how??

Dat uve not heard of virgins or wat sef...
Nna nawao..

Seun really needs to implement some age restriction policies to this romance section.....

Elder001:
In economics a commodity is defined as anything that can be purchased with money therefore if you allow a man to pay money before marrying you, you're not only a commodity but his property. Be civilized for once, this is 2018.


I agree with your last line anyways, OP doesn't have sense and this thread is fake.

Wch one be fake...am asking a qstion...
Wats the fake thing here..
People like you cant even spot a fake or real..
So its u dat dnt av sense

ericsimons18:
Some girls are unrealisticly really really tight ... You may not like this you might want take to a nurse first. Seriously if you over force your way you may end up ruining sex for her and starv yourself too.

A nurse to open the virgin or wat sef...
I expected to get sure anwsers from almost every guy here..
Am now wondering...all the gals in this country is it not somebody dats opening them....

goodnewscliff:
kpekus KILL U THERE

Hian...why are people so stupid...

flylegacy:
First finger her with one finger when she gets comfortable use 2 then move on to 3.

Then tell her to put your dick on her opening in case you might be pounding the wrong area and insert very very very slow... going back and forth on her opening very very very slowly then you'll realise and feel that its in.... It hurts when going through the opening but once it's inside she starts feeling it.

I've banged four virgins.. It works everytime.

How many of them did you notice blood rush...abeg forgive my naive ness

adeyanju157:
Lol...really funny man... Dats what i dnt want o...to let her go probably with the idea of "mke another man do the first work"... I might just end up loosing every every

Wht is dis

Reski:
There are sex therapist on romance land. Aunty the topic is not out of place. Just help him if you can or allow others that are willing to help.

You dey mind busy body people...they are the problem of this country

SarakiBukola:
True life story....

Had an Edo GF who before i started dating her, heard a rumour from her secondary school mates that she was super cheap in school.

I tried everything possible to enter the Gates. Lubrication, gentle penetration...etc. We had a 4 year relationship and we pleasured ourselves in other ways.

She insisted she was a virgin, she would cry when we gave up after hours of trying to penetrate. We both really wanted to fvck.

Some friends have said her vjay was probably sealed with juju by her Dad. Till date, i don't fvcking know what truly happened.

She's married to a Pastor now with 3 kids

Lol...really funny man...
Dats what i dnt want o...to let her go probably with the idea of "mke another man do the first work"... I might just end up loosing every every

FOWOSHERE01:
Finger her first nau

I do more than that

DaddyNimo:
I swear down some guys can fork anything.... back Den at school, dude just finished servicing a girl and the whole room was smelling like a dead rat was been washed in a rotten egg... ask him WTF, he was like na konjji damn nigger u need a miracle.

Lol..
Some girls smell terrible tho and most times they dont do anything about it

RevenGeMission:
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Never give a man's job to kids

Hahahaha....My brother o...its kinda looking like that o...am at the point of giving up and accepting defeat...i so much underestimated this job...am embarrassed

Guys abeeeg i need one kind favour from you guys..
Those of you that has deflowered a girl before, how did you guys do it...cos since 4 days now i have been trying to disvirgin dis girl that am dating.but it seems more difficult than i thought, the last time i tried it with another girl the same thing was the case...this time around i thought it was going to be easier since i didnt apply some techniques... Like using plenty lubricant and getting her well aroused, but even with all this too the package seal has refused to give way...sometimes i spend up to 4 hrs humping on top a locked kpekus dat my d*** wont stand again...all my body is paining me seriously here...and a niqqa needs to blast,..abeg na my matter be this and is not a joke...i need expert answers from real men and the ladies too....not from children o

soberdrunk:
You are safe!!! Ceftriaxone can fly both ways!! My friend walk it off!!

Abeg help small with "Can fly both ways" no vex

soberdrunk:
Dont "EVER"!! Take injections in chemists ooo!! It is highly risky because most of these poorly trained guys don't know the difference between 'Iv' and "Im' mode of drug administration, make them nor go turn you to cripple oo! Since you don't know what he hit you with you will just have to endure till tomorrow and if your condition doesn't improve FLY to hospital!

Ceftriaxone

PenlsCaP:
U have to get the info of the injection he gave u.
There are many injections that share similar descriptions u gave...infact most of them.
Know what he gave u and find out if its the normal side effects or he gave u expired stuff.

Some of these Chemist people I fear them.
U should have gone to d hospital

Ceftriaxone

emmafrosh:
Hello people,
Pls who knows how I can get reach to Mr Seun osewa?
Thanks.

Go to his house...

Better still call him with this number...08022442245

amaniro:
@Quincymadu


1.Never go to a chemist
There all fake.

2.He must have diagnosed wrongly or didn't have sufficient knowledge of the problem at hand or the drug being prescribed.

3. Go to a hospital for further enquiries and diagnose.

Remember, health can't be jeopardized even if there is no enough resources.

Actually you talk sense...but the std symptoms have disappeared... Just the waist pain that i dnt understand... And am spose to take another one tomorrow cause he told me it should be just two dosages..

PenlsCaP:
I mean d injecton

Seriously is just one of those long names like.am trying to ask him nw but his line wont go tru...but he broke a little tube with a clear liquid... Collected the liquid with syringe and mixed with another witish small bottle that came together with it...shaked it before administration..

Seriously is just one of those long names like.am trying to ask him nw but his line wont go tru...but he broke a little tube with a clear liquid... Collected the liquid with syringe and mixed with another witish small bottle that came together with it...shaked it before administration..

PenlsCaP:
Are u ma or f

Am a guy o...penisCap my brother abeg put mouth for my matter...i dnt die here

Abeg i went to a chemist to complain about some std symptoms i noticed yesterday...he told me it was ghono...gave me some drugs and told me to come back for injections after eating..i went back this morning and he gave me the injection somewhere above my buttocks...and since then i haven't been myself since i have been experiencing some pains on my waist... I haven't been able to stand properly since then..i called him to inform him and he says its normal..Gee i dnt feel normal here..has anybody experienced this somehow?.
And the spot is a little bit swollen..

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Nlmessenger:
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Thief
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Help a fellow corper for atleast a day or two...some will be stranded once they leave camp...please please please

Now it surprises me sometimes that people can kill to get something that other people do get on a platter of gold, am a jambite who spends alot of time playing games at home, i guess there isnt much to do when your still at home, and then there is this enugu girl that stays on my street, her name is jane, she should be in her mid tweties, she is not your average looking girl, i mean shes beautiful, fair and so endowed with big/thick front and behind, all the big guys on my street are struggling for janes attention including my big cousins with their G class and all..

Well just last month, jane became friends with my big sister and she's been visiting my house every now and then due to boredom and all that, somehow she behaves kind of flirty with me whenever my sis isnt around us, but then it didnt mean much to me because i dont consider myself half a candidate to her, i guess am still dull and naive, but last week jane made the bold step towards me since i was still dulling on her...we where watching this movie next thing babe loosen her button and guided my mouth to her breast, now it has become a daily occurance between us two and we try our best to keep it on the low.

Long story short, i just had my first sex with jane yesterday, all through the sex i was like "na me be this", no condom so i went in like that, wats funny is that my big cousins are still complaining about jane not giving any attention to them, i know they will catch up sooner or later but for now am here thinking what time she will be coming today, damn i cant even wait for her to come.