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CallmeTrinity:
Proper nouns like "Wike" should be capitalized.
:The sentence lacks an article ("a" or "an" before "award."
Verb Tense: "Received" should be in the past tense to match the context of the event.

Corrected Version:
"Jubilation spread across Abuja as Comrade Wike received an award."

You are actually wrong. Sign of someone not versed in a language. It should be :
"Jubilation SPREADS across Abuja as Comrade Wike RECEIVES an award."
Just as "Though tribe and tongue may differ" is correct.
You and Akpabio went to night school😅

OP do you know what it means to "neutralize" someone? Find out what it means

YoungLionken:
"Ten things to know about the UK PM, twenty things to know about the US president, thirty things to know about Putin's personal toilet, fifty things to know about the Chinese village goats, one thousand things to know about Kim Jong-Un's side chick first son.." And the list is endless. Whereas, these people barely knows anything about Africa (apart from their ever degrading news about us, thanks to CNN, BBC, etc), let alone Nigeria. All these azz licking must stop !..

How many of their citizens know much about Ken Saro-Wiwa, Herbert Macaulay, Umaru Musa Yar'Adua, to mention a few !!!

How many of their citizens are in your country or want to move to your country? So why would they want to know about youur country??

Habout snakes?

7upnigeria:
To make igbos do their thing. That law is the weapon fashioned against them.

But you can see clearly this guy is NOT Igbo. Don't let the fake Igbo name fool ya

RealityKings:
Most of the laws on drugs trafficking needs to be reviewed

Why do you say?

ufotunang:
We told you to vote for Peter obi for a better economy and country and better life and better standard of living for nigerians...but they refused...using tribalism ethnicity religion mindset to vote .. instead of looking at the competence of the person and his plans of turning Nigeria to a producing economy

But we, the enlightened listening to you, actually voted Peter Obi. How do you think he won Lagos and Abuja despite all the rigging??

But this woman doesn't look hungry and poor and suffering

SmartPolician:
The POTUS does practically nothing in America. Strong institutions, not presidents, run the United States. Once a president elects good heads to run the institutions, he will go to sleep. Whether a president is old or young doesn't matter.

Americans love their country and will do anything to see her succeed; a president doesn't have to bother supervising them all the time. America is not like Nigeria where everyone is loyal to the president, instead of their country. If not that America had strong institutions, that insurrection would have set that country on unquenchable fire.

This is ridiculously UNTRUE!!! Why do you think anybody who occupies the position ages dramatically. Too many weighty decisions to be made, non-stop. Constsnt headache

Mavellouzz:
I know very well that there are a lot of scammers on this forum but I just decided to give it a trial... It's okay if you see me as a scammer, but remember that I'm reanody to provide my school admission letter, NIN, student ID and voters card...I can do a video call if I need to, I can even send you the link to the portal for school fees payments and my details, (Matric number) University of Calabar... Help me if you can, I'm honestly in need... Yes I created this account few hours ago, buh I've been a guest here for a very long time... Thanks alot in advance

The problem is that the truly "dying-of-hunger" sort won't have access to Nairaland, so anybody on Nairaland saying he hasn't eaten in 4 days is very likely a scammer

Mavellouzz:
This my first account here, I've tried creating an account many times buh it didn't work, I stuck to being a guest, buh I can't post if I'm a guest, had to create.

Oh I see. The guy below even "committed suicide". Only problem is, there hasn't been any report of any suicide and no old moniker backs up the story

OP, just curious, if you're committing suicide why u hiding your old moniker?

zealousayo:
Good day, Nairalanders.

I would like to seek your advice on my current health situation. I went to my company's clinic on Friday, because my body was always hot. I also noticed symptoms like thinning hairs/falling hairs, sometimes smelly and foamy urine.

My BP was checked at the clinic, boom, it was abnormally high. Upon consultation with the doctor, he ordered some tests (blood and urine). After I brought him back the test results, he prescribed two blood pressure regulation drugs(amlodipine and losartan), one antibiotic (amoxicillin), and one antimalarial (benart).

Just so you know, losartan affects your erection, and all drugs have varying side effects. Natural is best

How do you know all these things? Answer: you don't!!
You are going by non-existent human logic. I say non-existent because you don’t know ANYTHING including whether I actually exist or just a figment of your imagination. So you are at same level as the worshipers you are deriding. But they are better than you because their's is based on personal experience while yours is based on non-existent logic. They know "God of Chosen" works because it has worked for them. Your take is that it shouldn't work based on your non-existent human logic. They know the name "Jesus" works against any "spiritual attack". Your take is that it shouldn't work based on your non-existent...

Ironbull:
Oh really, so what is the difference between Joe Biden and your Trump in age wise?

Oh pls how old is your best governor called Otti of Abia I guess he is 35 years ba?

Pls think, ok.

Well, everybody is calling for Biden to drop out after yesterday debate (see below). The difference was like night and day. Biden looked like a very old, expired man

🤣 Just disgracing himself, thinking he's fooling people. Another Joe Biden!
I wonder how long they must have practiced this and the drugs they must have given him!

OneCandleAway:
It's like ASUU just uses strike as excuse to rest.

Oh, you just now figured that out?

Franzinni:
what is the highest gail time they give to scammers in Nigeria just for example o

2 years max

Some self dey get 6 months or a fine of 200k

But I am not saying I wanna enter scam "business" ...

How many years Dem dey give bandit? And kidnappers? Make we no even talk BH boys Dem.

I nor say I wan enter crime o ... Don't get me wrong, but crime pays in this environment.

Soo, will you accept 10m to spend 1 year in jail (possibly dying there), disappoint and disgrace family and friends, and be permanently known as ex-concict?

Franzinni:
bros ... No be say we no sabi road, but na conscience dey talk me down. But I don't dey type quit notice for conscience like this.

Yeah, conscience. Also known as fear of jail

travelzcruix:
Oppression up and down,to whoever cares, them no invite me because I for no come, I hate wastage.

I know. Me too. Vanity, vanity...

OneCandleAway:
It will last. She knows what she is married to so no cheating news will bother her. She just wants the soft life

It's not her, it's the other lady. Gorgeous ladies are scheming as we speak - how to snatch Davido and nothing she can do about it

Franzinni:
Nice ...men this money ... Hmm I don dey taya to follow the rules o ... I ... Well let me not say anything.

You can't do shit. You scared

Gumbo!!
Gumbo looks like a homeless dude. He's also so taall!!

Where do you see $100?

Sheistoopretty:
Women women women that is the only thing that runs through the brain of a poor Nigerian man.

And they still say we are not the price?

Actually men are the price when it comes to marriage.
If it's just sex, that's a different matter all together

GodHimself:
100% of Women who marry as virgins get to marry the men who disvirgined them.

Yep, and that's about 0.01% of married women. Remember, the 3% was arrived at by asking women if they married as virgins. You know a whole lot of women would lie about that

McSaviour:
Why Women Don't Marry the Men Who Disvirgined Them?

Only 3% of all married women married the men who deflowered them. A dream borne at dawn is not necessarily that which comes true at dusk!
But wait oo,only 3% ,then 97% is one man eat another man pay .if you are a man what will you do ?
Am still on the research ++++++++++

Most of that 3% are lying. In reality it is more like 0.01%

TrumpDonald2:
Did they give him the water he requested?

That's the big question. And if so, did he drink it?

hisexcellency34:
May his soul RIP (if he is not corrupt)

You are wicked. You know quite alright they're all corrupt.

Freestainworld:
Human skull no dey give money, na God dey give am.

Stop wasting your time. When the British were approaching with a small army to sack Benin, the Oba quadrupled the human sacrifices. The British quickly sacked Benin empire and too him alive. Till today same people still believe in human sacrifice!

Negroid001:
Was relaxing on my verandah sometime last week and i witnessed something that had me thinking up till this moment.

But humans don't lay eggs. You ought learn instead from a fellow mammal (since we'er in business of learning from other species). Example, male lions fight to death over females, therefore men should fight to death over women. Yippee!!

etrange:
I don’t know how this might impact your story, but there are animals where the females are providers like lions, animals where the males incubate the eggs like penguins, animals where the females lead the pack like elephants and hyenas, animals where the females are known to kill the males like praying mantis, animals where both partners take turns to incubate the eggs like - wait for it - pigeons!

I love your writeup, don’t get me wrong. I also

Excellent