₦airaland Forum

onuman:
Why didn't Commander or Major bite Joe Biden and his ally, Barack Obama?

Duh, because the dogs knew who they were. They didn’t know who the Secret Service guys were

Firstcitizen:
The universities need to study the rare mental illness plaguing him.

I don't think someone saying what he actually thinks instead of being politically correct, is necessarily a mental illness

fineboynl:
Trump is the most realest and realistic polician in the whole world. He says things as they how

Unfortunately the world doesn't ready for such kind fx people.

And the really amazing thing is if you look at guy's background. People with Trump type of backxground are usually liberal, save-the-planet, let's-all-live-in-peace, kumbayaa, politically correct types!

Kingpele:
The slayer of so called supreme leader that was rat out from the hole...why fake it if u don't have it or want it ...in Nigeria is a different ball game ...our politicians will turn to church ushers, akara and yam frying guys ....some will even control traffic and serve food in the public ...this is why the country is not progressing as expected...

Whenever it is election time you'll see our politicians doing things you KNOW they never do in everyday life - and looking really ridiculous doing them!😅

emmabest2000:
this man is really a comedian
If u no get it , forget it

I tell u, never a dull moment with the guy

SixSeven:
Because the saying don't be a dog in the fight manger will have a new meaning sir.
Old dog, new tricks

How is Trump.dog on a manger??

Dogalmighty17:
Trump worshippers, your Lord and saviour has vomited. Come and lick it off the floor as usual.

It is not a question of worship. When you are in the presence of a rarity acknowledge it! There has never been and there'll never be a president like Donald John Trump!

CanadaOrBust:
It becomes even stranger when u consider that this is a guy who spent his childhood attending classy classical music performances, classy art shows, museums, Carnegie Hall, and other classy cultural events.
HOW did he become an agbero in the process??!😅

It is a real MYSTERY! For real!

Floky215:
The guy is the real definition of agbero billionaire....
Wetin concern the baba...does only pleases him...no time for any nonsense...

Like him wanting to name everything after himself ('President Donald J. Trump Boulevard'! ). Something you might expect from people like Tinubu who came from nothing. But Trump was born into stupendous wealth!

CanadaOrBust:
Sometimes u just love this Trump guy. It'd be like me suddenly getting a dog!
The man is so REAL! There are no airs or pretentiousness about him, or "class"!
I don't know how someone who has been a billionaire practically from birth have the sensibilities of a hard-scrabble motor park tout who had to fight for every penny he has!😅

I tell ya, universities ought have a field of study called "Trump!". I don't know how a born billionaire can be such a common man, with exactly the same "let's fight" mentality that agberos have!

Trump said he never got a dog because it'd be "fake" and because Biden's dogs were bitting Secret Service Agents all over the place.

President Donald Trump revealed the real reason he never got a dog while delivering a rollicking speech Friday night to a Palm Beach area crowd.

Trump was the special guest at the Forum Club of the Palm Beaches' annual dinner, held in West Palm Beach, a short distance away from Mar-a-Lago.

The event marked his second speech in Florida on Friday, which was also the first time he had left the protection of the White House since the shooting incident Saturday night at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.

Trump was the special guest at the Forum Club of the Palm Beaches' annual dinner, held in West Palm Beach, a short distance away from Mar-a-Lago.

The event marked his second speech in Florida on Friday, which was also the first time he had left the protection of the White House since the shooting incident Saturday night at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.

In both instances, he was unrestrained, especially in front of an audience of longtime Palm Beach residents.

'This is a crowd where I know so many - many killers, very successful people. Some are nice, some are horrendous people,' Trump said at the top of his remarks. 'But I like the nice ones and the horrendous ones.'

He got on the topic of dogs by calling attention to the efforts of Florida state Representative Meg Weinberger, a key sponsor of the legislation to rename Southern Boulevard, the street in front of Mar-a-Lago, 'President Donald J. Trump Boulevard.'

'And she loves animals, right?' Trump said. 'That usually is very good for votes.'

He then recalled how he faced pressure to adopt a pet when he first entered the White House in 2017.

'You know, they all wanted me to buy a dog,' he said. 'When I went to the White House, they said, "Sir, you'll be the first President in 68 years, or something, that doesn't have a dog.

'I said, "It's not going to work for me."'

He then called attention to the photographs of former President Joe Biden, Trump's political nemesis, walking his dog.

'But his dog was a vicious dog. Biting our Secret Service people,' Trump continued. 'We have 28 bite problems. This was a violent dog.'

'That's not a dog I'd want,' the President remarked, garnering laughs from the audience.

Two of the three German Shepherds Biden had while serving as President had biting incidents with the Secret Service.

First was Major, the first rescue dog to ever live at the White House, who was rehomed in December 2021.

The Bidens then adopted a puppy named Commander, who is more famously known for chomping on Secret Service agents.

Commander also had to be rehomed, with the Bidens recently adopting two Lab mixes instead.

'But for 60 years, I guess even longer, every President has had a dog, because they do it for votes,' Trump continued. 'Some of them do it because they love the dog - probably most of them do it for votes.'

And I thought it would be quite fake,' the President revealed.

He then asked the audience to picture what he would look like with a fluffy pooch.

'Can you imagine, Donald Trump has purchased a lovely, lovely little poodle,' he said. 'And he walks him religiously on the White House grounds.'

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15784095/donald-trump-dog-commander-biden.html?ito=social-facebook

Dennisochampa:
Nigeria bad... U go where good still carry the bad habit from Nigeria go there.... Then from abroad... U go dey shout say government bad... Useless set of people

Who told u India is good? India Police and drug laws are USELESS. Many Nigerians are billionaires in India strictly by drugs. And their Police KNOW it is by drugs as they have no visible means of income. I can almost say they're as bad as Nigeria Police. But I won't say that because NOBODY can be almost as bad as NPF!

Peterobiisathie:
this is the reason I don’t blame South Africans who declared war on them

Praytell, who is "they"?

SeizeTheMemes:
Good point. Honestly I want things to be better in this country from once. The UK may have more rates than us but they have better infrastructure and less overall death. I don't want this to be a reason to stay things are ok when they aren't.

Of course. Suicide is NOT a good indicator. There's a long list of millionaires and billionaires who committed suicide out of the blue.
On the other hand there are desperately impoverished people who are not, and will never be, anywhere near committing suicide!

SeizeTheMemes:
I understand. the sources are conflicting. This one literally says we have the sixth highest in the world

https://punchng.com/nigeria-ranks-sixth-globally-in-suicide-rates-don/

Some say it's 6.9 some lower. I do think it could be high especially with underreporting compared to the west

Your Punch article cites no source as the one I posted did. Also see the one below. Nigeria's rate wil now be increasing due to increasing drug abuse amongst youth.
But note that durring wars there're hardly any suicides amongst civilians. People who are busy trying to physically survive don't do suicide

SeizeTheMemes:
Keep pretending like we are suffering less than the Europeans. A simple Google search is all you needed to do.

Not true. I actually recently created a thread on this that made Front page. See it here

https://www.nairaland.com/8597653/japa-comparing-us-uk-suicide

Tombrown3:
Biggest lie of the century

Gbam!
Extremely difficult to catch HIV like this, even without some alcohol sterilization before and after - which they all do!
See screenshot below

BrightAhiah99:
Chuwooooo, and I just patronized one Mallam today, he did my toes and both hands for just #300 in Ph.

I'll have to check my status first thing tomorrow morning, smh

I hope u tipped him. U folks are so cheap

WriteerNg:
I have a theory. It might sound stupid but still.

I think he has a parasitic organism inside him that cannot survive in a live host.

So for the parasite to live, it has to ensure it's host is dead, it has to control its hosts brain and thinking, maybe make him feel like he's been choked to influence his decisions of cutting himself. To relief the pressure around his neck.

You can see how relieved he was after cutting his neck, when the blood was pumping out, like a noose was just removed from his neck.

Before he realizes what he has done, it is already too late and then his body dies. The parasite then gets to feed on his body, maybe for months until there's nothing left.

Then it starts searching for its next host.

I've seen several such cases. If we had good scientific research centres, his case would be thoroughly studied.

This Russian propaganda crap you keep posting has messed up your thought process.
It is the other way around. He knows the unwelcome thing inside him needs him to be alive and preferably physically whole, so to spite it he cuts himself

ALLNIGERIANSMAD:
He has enough to feed so he belefu

People NEVER kill themselves because of hunger or physical hardship. That's why Western suicide rates are consistently much higher than ours

DomPerignon:
Don't tell him, but the Statue of Liberty is male and it is Lucifer.

Read below and stop lying

Axis313:
Omo, there are many things in this life that many of us have no knowledge of.
Many European and American leaders belongs to one secret cult or another.
Thanks for throwing light on this one.

Don't mind the gibberish he posted. Read below

FSBoperator:
The statue carries a book of knowledge and the feet of the statue has a chain on its feet symbolizing the dethronement of lucifer from heaven down to earth.

And why would a statue celebrating Lucifer have chain on it's feet symbolizing defeat of same Lucifer??
There is conspiracy then there is Lunacy!

Inspirer1:
Yeah, unless there's a condition that the last person to press the bell will have no option to choose other than the colour with fewer frequency

Any conditions at all would have made it less dumb. But this one no conditions whatsoever - if everyone presses same botton everyone survives, that's all!

Silentgroper:
Blue Button:
If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives..



.. oga e be like na the same thing we dey talk

Exactly.
Blue Button:
If less than 50% of people press the blue button (including zero), everyone who press the red survives. So, simple, let everybody press the red - everybody survives.
DUMB question indeed

Silentgroper:
Everyone doesn't survive with the red button..

It has to be less than 50% for them to survive ...

If everyone goes for red .. that's more than 50% .. you're all are dead...



Everyone going for the blue is ideal...

See it below. Read it carefully. But if everyone presses the blue all will stil survive
Really DUMB question

Infantile question.
Of course everyone will press red because that guarantees that everyone will survive.
Truly dumb question

franchasng:
But these Nigerian power generation and distribution companies, are they not aware that there must be downtimes due to various unforseen occurrences and have a backup plan ahead for times like this like it is done in other nations of the world?


When will black people have the wisdom to run a functional nation by themselves?

If they do that how will big men who bribe them, who import generators, recoup their money??

Waste of time. They want HORMUZ!! Anything else is a poor Alternative

helinues:
Nice. My expectations is for the opposition to work together without dividing within. Them be in unity will make the 2027 election interesting as they can only try with almost

Summer time killers

3exe3:
So Iran just called and said 'Trump we are in a state of collapse, we got no leader no one to steer us we are rudderless but the Strait will remain closed 🔒'.

You got it almost exactly right, but it was an insider that called NOT "Iran". There is no longer any "Iran" like before

Hndrrxxx:
we are talking about the general populace not parties so see below : high 30s and low 40s that’s approximately 70-75% disapproval for the military action ya’know

What has what u posted to do with Iran war.
See what I posted below

Hndrrxxx:
So let’s talk about US too Mr Iran Intelligence minister.

Over 75% of the US total population doesn’t support the US/Israel war on Iran.

Time will tell on Trump too very soon

See below and stop lying

blamingthedevil:
*Everyone thinks Iran can close the Strait of Hormuz.*
*That’s wrong.*
*Iran didn’t close it.*
*London did.*

Seun, Nlfpmod, osystein, HumbledbYGrace, Mynd44
This is clearly frontpage material. It is ok to be biased but don't make it so blatant NL becomes a joke!

Carazon:
I'm wondering if our own (Nigeria) Brent crude will pass the Strait of Hormuz before reaching Dangote refinery

😅🤣
Na wa. We have no business with Hormuz, yet our prices rose the highest! See it below
Mystery of Mysteries