₦airaland Forum

KanwuliaBaby:
Please, if you have no solutions to proffer and wish to continue to sponsor bandits, step aside. I am not intimidated by you or your SSS anti spambots on NL.😍

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CanadaOrBust:
Even if you ask the question on the moon the answer will be the same

But why must it ALWAYS be so on NL? I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but...

PulaPower:
Tinubu was never Apc chairman. Osho baba was Apc chairman during buhari..

The context of this Tinubu picture you showed is different from your Agulu fraud. As you can see, both buhari & Tinubu are on standing, greeting each other..

Your fraud was mere standing infront of…

It was even worse, Tinubu was one of the main founders and national leader and looking older than Buhari and bent almost in half and was not known for humility. Obi is standing erect and is known for not being egotistical, and would stand for even his ward chair if that's what would bring progress.

PulaPower:
But both are standing to greet each other nah..
Or was Buhari sitting down?

Was Obi greeting Dickson or even shaking his hand??

Kanwulia:
I already gave MY SOLUTION. What is yours?🤷🏾‍♀️

You opened a whole thread called "How To End Banditry In Nigeria." I didn't. Never even hinted anywhere that I had a solution. Your initial solution has been shown to be faulty. It is either you post another solution or the thread ends.

Kanwulia:
Does it matter? So after paying ransom, you have organs sold too? Who is sponsoring them? So the bandits should get paid twice?

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What is your proposed solution?

To keep paying ransom?

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YOU are the one giving solutions but forgot that this is Nigeria - if you don't pay they'll sell the body parts!
So we await your next solution

Kanwulia:
Do not negotiate with bandits and terrorists.
Nigerians should all agree to be sacrificial lambs.
If I am ever kidnapped. . . .DO NOT PAY ANY RANSOM FOR ME.
Consider me dead and buried.
No ransom should be paid to ANY TERRORIST OR BANDITS,
Enough is enough.

Why can't people be allowed to protect themselves if the so-called federal government is not complicit.

I gave you a like but you didn't consider they can sell body parts for a lot of money.
Let's hear your next solution

helinues:
Without sex, how many of your body cells do you think die in every mins?

Now add sex to it, apart from the releasing cells during intimacy, recovery of each cell after sex normally takes time.

Sex itself is a process which means you need to be psychologically prepare for it. Your cells, your thoughts all wasted just for one intimacy

Guy below has a point. Consider the benefits of sex below.
Also consider my signature!

Mathewrichard99:
What jargon did you just spilled out here....? What cells do you release during Copulation other than sperm cells which gets always renewed thereafter. It's even healthy to release the sperm cells as often as possible to reduce the possibility of having prostate cancer and enlargement.....

Effects of Prolonged Sperm Retention

1) Reduced Sperm Quality: While short-term abstinence may boost raw count, waiting more than 4 days between ejaculations generally worsens key parameters. Older sperm show decreased motility (movement) and higher oxidative stress or DNA fragmentation, which lowers overall fertility and makes conception harder.

2) Physical Discomfort: Suppressing ejaculation can cause blood congestion in the pelvic area or seminal vesicles. This can lead to temporary, painful conditions like epididymal hypertension or discomfort in the prostate.

3) Delayed Ejaculation: Consistently retaining semen over a long period can sometimes condition the body against normal release, leading to delayed or difficult ejaculation during partnered sex, which can cause relationship or fertility stress...

>>>>>>One thing people don't talk about enough: "firing on" is good for your health—provided your doctor has certified that the engine, especially the heart, can still handle the workload!
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So, ladies and gentlemen, fire on responsibly! Wear your safety gear, avoid reckless operations, and most importantly, get yourself a trusted and morally sound partner. No need to leave the factory idle when the machinery is in perfect working condition!

Remember: a moving engine is less likely to rust than one parked permanently in the garage.<<<<

Owoino:

I don laugh tire

Me too. LWKMD

DrAkpa:
This is actually the real picture.
Na wa for piti obi

You don't say. Compare to the ones below

Burob:
Mr Man U dey undermine this Blackrock & vanguard group people based on ignorance.

One spotted

(Conspiracy kuku)

Conspiracy theorists LOVE Rothschild (and Du Pont) almost as much as they love Illuminati

yarimo:
Nawa oo if not for poor political knowledge how can Dickson be peter obi political leader

Political leader how?? The presidential candidate of the party is the de facto leader of the party.

And below is Tinubu as APC chairman talking to the presidential candidate!

Ezeama400:

Traditional Priests Fortifies Land Against Terrorists, Kidnapper#insecurity #InsecurityinNigeria pic.twitter.com/uuGnKv3vVz

— Amaka Ike (@Real_AmakaIke) June 7, 2026

/video/1?s=46

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CanadaOrBust:
There can only be one answer

I'm afraid to look at the poll

It's all LUCK. Rich girls can be insufferable too!

DomPerignon:
Wike is a pragmatic no holds bar politically incorrect real to your face politician.

I will vote him if he runs for Presidency .

He's the real deal.

Being brash is the Port Harcourt way.

If you ever dated a PH babe you go understand Wike. Dem no dey hide their feelings

But it is ALL from alcohol. Remove alcohol and all that will disappear...
BUT below is what Lincoln said when told that Grant was a total drunk

DomPerignon:
Because NL has been inundated with them.

Most unbiased posters have left NL because of their toxic tribalism..

I wonder why they never migrated to kedu app.

But they rather remained here and used it to vent .

It is very mysterious and amazing and actually warrants investigation. How can the results be CONSISTENTLY same regardless of who posts the poll. U sure mods have nothing to do with it?

Ofunaofu:
Why are you always bitter, angry and pained

Is it your pain? Abeg mind your business. We are die-hard BATists and we don't care that the country is going to hell!

DomPerignon:
Vote the Atiku.

I hated APC because of Buhari cabal.

But I must confess I didn't really follow what was going on in PDP back then or else I would have vote BAT.

Wike remains my man .

I didn't even think Obi dey race sef.

I'm scared to look at the poll. I hope it doesn't turn out as usual. But WHY??
WHY is that always the result??

DomPerignon:
Vote the Atiku.

I hated APC because of Buhari cabal.

But I must confess I didn't really follow what was going on in PDP back then or else I would have vote BAT.

Wike remains my man .

I didn't even think Obi dey race sef.

We differ again. I think Wike is a drunk. Remove alcohol and you'll see he has nothing

DomPerignon:
Don't care.

I am too far gone now.

You are the designated obidient to troll.

Now bend over.

You don't get. I'm a die-hard BATist. I don't care one whit that Tinubu is taking the country to hell. BATist 4 life!

DomPerignon:
If you are dying of frustration because your candidate lost, I ain't.

I didn't even vote for Tinubu sef


It's you guys behaviour post election that made me know the evil that will befall this country if your Giringori ever smells Aso Rock.

Well, that's where we differ. I did vote for BAT. BATist 4 life!
So who did you vote for?

DomPerignon:
Congrats.

You have won another online election on NL for the nth time for Giringori.

Now take it to INEC and have them declare Giringori as President immediately ..

WE ARE ON SAME SIDE!! Geez!

DomPerignon:
Typical Obidients wake up everyday frustrated that Tinubu is President

They have nothing in form of real opposition to Tinubu's govt but just daily insults on the man, his wife and entire fellow tribesmen.

This is a typical Obidient trait

You are in opposition and you can't even point to one major scandal or corruption case against this govt other than to be terminally online insulting the President and his fellow tribesmen.

Is that opposition to you?

This to me is just severe frustration manifesting itself..

Better go outside and touch grass for your own peace of mind because no matter your bile and insults on the man, it can't stop him winning next year and your obi coming his reserved third place

See my comments above and correct yourself. You're my brother, we on same side - we don't care even if BAT is killing the country!

SadiqBabaSani:
Dumb perignon, enjoy power is transient

We don't care. At least we're enjoying at all. Obedients may never enjoy at all, at all

HacheNoire:
Definitely Peter Obi

I agree with you. But I suspect it is only you and me and Mr DomPerignon in the whole of Nairaland!😅

DomPerignon:
Well, it's better you vent your frustration here on NL than go about attacking people around you

Onyara obidient

How do you know who am voting for? Guilty conscience is a disease