₦airaland Forum

kosovo:
If Sowore was on NL, you wouldn't know his moniker.

You know me on the larger picture but I prefer being unknown to you here.

What a tard! I never knew people could be this dumb..

Stop lying ure just a regular Nigerian. one of the masses of this country. Be proud of it

Wumipaul:
Just dönt walk in d night and start ur journey early so as to get there early.

How many hours from ibadan?

Cousim:
Av been gentle since I got the letter..aint got at all

I feel ur pains bro

Wumipaul:
Nothing to worry about. Is a nice place fill with hospitable and friendly people. Welcome to light of the nation state

Tanx @wumipaul. Hope there are no go areas? And no human eater or barbaric tradition

I was just posted to Anambra. Lived all my life in SW. Feeling so lonely and cold. Don't know what the place looks like and the people. If you're presently in Anambra or you have previously served /serving there. Please enlighten me and let me know what to do and not do. Note: matured mind pls

AINATOLULOPE:
Who's got more swag?

LIKE For my Sister. SHARE For me,,

Oh boy never dull your self again ooo cos it's a woman's world even if uve got more swag

onibureadi:
They really look like Yoruba actresses. Razz, dirty and loose

If u refer to yoruba people who brought free education to u igbos as razz, dirty and loose then I have no iota of doubt your stupidity has no limit and if ure not properly checked, u will become a nuisance to ur self and ur tribe.

We yorubas rever and respect our our culture. We are not slave of the West like u.

airsaylongcon:
I tell you the way you have described this atm custodian so I'm now tempted to apply for the opening at the south African bank operating in Nigeria.

I used to work in Supply chain for a firm that provided IT services to a big manufacturing multinational. Banks own still good at least operations completely ceases for a few hours na. Manufacturing is 24hours non stop operations. I've been called at 2am to resolve a problem having left the office at 11pm when my official closing time was 5pm. I've been in a different state and had a 2hour phone call to resolve a bottle neck with emails flying from US to Switzerland with my name as the reason for delays in d supply chain. It got to a point I no dey fear feedback (really brutal tongue lashing) from my immediate manager and his immediate manager. Grew a thick skin so if na just jam or cash out that one na play. I enjoyed the pressure and the pace. Thrived on it sef.

Funny thing is when interviewing for the job we all swiftly answer Yes! when asked "Can you work under pressure?" even claiming to be pressure cooker sef

This isn't manufacturing. Ure in for a different experience. Muscoe gave u an hint don't take it as a syllabus. My 2 cents

I guess u work with the elephant. I can feel ur pain. But man hat survive. God will make this country better and employers will beg people for jobs like this




author=musco4me post=38910065] Am a banker but i hate banking work so much. U cant even have time for urself and ur family. I never wanted to be a banker but unemployment pushed me to banking because i needed to survive. Am still thinking of other biz i will engage myself in and also lookn for a non banking job. Within the 2 and half years in bankn, i hv worked as funds transfer officer, customer service officer, headteller/Atm custodian. Keeping watch over the atm is the most stressful thing u can do if ur bank is a leading bank in nigeria and if ur branch has 3 to 6 atms that need serious attention due to so much traffics on them. I leave my house b4 6.30am so that i attend to atms and put them in order b4 8am wen monitoring starts. I still go home late cos u still have to wait till 6pm wen monitoring ends. Banking is not a job ooooooo. No weekend for u, no public holidays, u just work! Work! Work! I hate bankn and planning to quit very soon.[/quote]

Well analysed. Ure too much bro




quote author=Breadfruit post=38841651]Crazyman, 1forall. Please assist move this thread to front page so we can get as many views and opinions as possible.

It's weekend and I'm thankful there is no training or MPR to take away my beloved 'me' time. I have learnt to appreciate times like this. I have been in a situation at work where I worked Monday to Monday.

Guitarlife, I get you. But in a situation when some people get the job at 29 years, is it then feasible to leave at 30?
Once you are there also, your plans to leave after a certain time fly out of the window. Your colleagues (the few who like you), your family, your friends advise you to get something else before you leave. Your boss tells you during the morning meeting that there is no job out there. You see the desperate customers who come with their CV to the bank telling you they wanna submit. Before you know it, your mentality becomes half bread is better than kulikuli.
So you become stuck.

Forgetting there are some opportunities being missed by remaining in the murky waters of banking....[/quote]

Dcaliphate:
How can u say Chevron pays 2.5 mil per annum? thats like about 200k per month. Are u high?

The guy is serzly high. I guess he meant per month

run for ur dear life and if running ain't doing it pls fly

[quote author=vany post=38848209]I was invited for an interview with Zenith bank. Well I got there and did about four interviews. Then names were call every body names but I did not hear mine. Then the woman called mine name and said your interview ends here go home. I was confused does it mean I am worse than every body that was on that list. I don't know if any body experienced the same thing maybe he or she can explain to me what it means does it I have been dropped or will I be called again. It's giving me serious headache

Well don't let it give u head ache. There is no harm in trying. It's better to go for an interview and face the outcome than to sit at home and never make an attempt. I have been in the interview before(I mean zenith. I passed it though but the truth is that whenever you get a response like the one u stated it's a way of saying try else where) God will answer your prayers just keep trying but as for this particular interview forget about it

dason4life:
How does that affect the price of garri?

The earlier u know that life is much more than soaking garri the better for you

omusiliyu:
Is this part of the changes the ruling party is saying.

We've entered one chance

It's a good thing as it will help our local firms to develop and in turn create a lasting job for our people. Take a deep thought man! [color=#000099][/color]

[color=#990000][quote author=SUGARBEE post=38726722]Most ladies when ripe for marriage unknowingly put off their suitors away by displaying some bad habits subconsciously making them feel later on that the reason they couldn't get married is as a result of the witches following her from the village when in truth, the problem lies with her. Let's see how we can get rid of those habits.

1) Stop Being A Flirt:
This not only sends a guy away from you but also sends signals that you can't be a faithful wife if indeed you both get married.
Most guys can't differentiate when you're just being nice around persons of the opposite sex and when you're actually a Flirt. Stop making him feel insecure and start making him feel secured.

2) Cutoff Links To Potential "Bad" Friends:
Just like the saying, "Show me your friends and I'll tell you who you are". Changing of your so called "Am happy for you friends" goes a long way in securing your relationship. Sometimes the problem isn't with the lady nor her spouse but with their friends. Sit down and have a good reassessment of the friends you keep. You don't want to have a snitch as a friend, do you?

3) Stop being extravagant with money:
Being rich and acting to be rich are two different things. Spending money too much and being extravagant is a big No No for most guys. It shows you don't have any idea on money saving and can't soak garri with your man when the finances are down(Am telling you, most men actually think about that)

4) Stop The Pride Show When You're Around His Parents;
Like seriously, you can't help out your mother in-law to be in the kitchen, nor help pack the dishes in after eating and you expect her to give her blessings to marry her son?. Don't be a joker. It wouldn't take you anything to be humble af when you're around his parents. The easiest way to win a man's heart is to win that of his parents first.

5) It's An Abomination To A Man To Say You Can't Cook:
Like WTF?? Don't tell me if we get to that bridge we'll cross it, hell no! Don't deceive yourself, like they say "Love fades but hunger doesn't". You know you can't cook? A part time catering school would do you great good.

Babe u rock!

Buhari himself knew that the people he would appoint as ministers aren't angels but have distinguished themselves in public service in one way or another.

The 2nd reason for the delay in releasing the list is because Buhari does not want to be rushed and at the same time 'bobo' by any minister. He wanted to take his time to study every ministry and understand the situation on ground so that no minister will tell him stories like they did Jonathan. Some were even more powerful than GEJ. Being baba go slow that he is, he wanted to take his time. (whether his style of governance will work or not, time will tell) There is definitely no harm in trying other methods if your current way of doing things isn't working.

starlingslimnet:
Self control and exhibit impertutability

Come to think of it a guy doesn't need improvement.Any guy that does that has lost his credibility and confidence already.

I hereby certified OP's post an article of no commercial value.

Ure talking nonsense! This gal is intelligent, learn from her color=#006600][/color]

Emodeee:
Lalastclala CUM and see.

Your own na too dey call Lalastclala. U nor get mind? Abi na him dey feed u? Abeg no fall ma hand again. u no be pikin again!

BlackPeni5:
Rubbish list...Although I am utterly unimpressed with the list, I'm not really bothered.

Afterall, Buhari said Ministers are noise makers, therefore it is the list of noise makers that was released and nothing more.

Stop calling a list rubbish because ur interest was not taken care of. It could be ur turn tomorrow. Stop hating

INTROVERT:









Ladies and gentlemen. Is Ibe kaichukwu not the GMD of NNPC currently and from Delta state. So the delta ministerial slot has been taken which means GMB will appiont another gworo eater as GMD of NNPC. .....

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correct me if am right.

He will perform both roles bro

BALLOSKI:





Ope oooo



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You u dey disgrace baba iyawo na?

The truth of the matter is that any profession could be learned be it medicine, law or accounting without going through the four walls of the university . What makes it seem as if some cannot be learned by anybody is the regulations put in place by some profession to check free entry and exit. However you should bear in mind that learning could be vocational or otherwise. You could learn by reading a book and u cud also learn by watching someone. I have heard of a man who practiced law and won court cases for a long while before he was discovered not to have a certificate just because he worked with lawyers for a long time. Same for medicine. The courses started as a vocational training before it was 'tushed'. The bottom line is that going to school enhances your skill, it doesn't mean it's the only place learning can take place@op

Laveda:
Saraki maybe guilty of all those allegations,which is a common thing amongst Nigerian politicians,...buh the question is, would saraki be indicted if he had not assumed the post of a senate president?
And the answer is NO...Apc just trying to get rid of this man

You are very intelligent. Not many people can see this

Take your phone away from u, a few centimeters away and u would see Bob Marley

I got d msg too. D documents should be widin 100k or must be exactly 100k?@all

fumsky002: i hav done dat, i clicked on "apply now" n it took me to d same thing i saw b4 the home page no .....no form.....just current publications, search current publications, register to apply and login.....finish....heeeeeeeeeeeelppppppppppppppppppppp

. Just log in

Not successful sms not

Nawa o. May God help us[color=#990000][/color]