₦airaland Forum

Hardship ke?














Ah see how they use stupid things to loote money...
Imagine they pay you for enjoyment and call it "hardship"
No wonder Desmond Elliot and co dive into polyticks so they can be paid for their "hardship"
Baba now that ure there let all politicians be on minimum wage so they can witness hardship

tohpahz:
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lolzz,Thanks dear,, i won

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A'right as queen of nl
How do you plan on creating an impact or leaving a legacy or re u just in for the fun of it

tohpahz:
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You're the tohpahz they have been campaigning for all around... Wow hope you won cause ur as cute as a real queen













Owk o.p that's a peck not even a kiss so why did u decieve me sayin twas hot
Now that you have taken my 5mb shey u re satisfied

A' bobby na naija we dey make we no lie ourself before una do this kine thing to this company I be like say dem no wan dey dance to una tune. Na why una open their yansh... Since when na now una see fit to confront them shey






















And all ye addicts of c.royale better go for a hospitool test... You for don contact qualocious

Hmmm so the o.p is tellin me that oworonshoki has a gas station and that's the church bus stop I know...













Brother linus... Repent!

The only thing on ma mind is power kanye west Cus battery gon die at any hour no time to mess Around so ill keep it real in key that's lower you might wanna guess What am tryin to say is, this Aint my biz.. So make I rest.. Before I go turn rozay and begin dey say we the best..

chizobad1:
abeg make i finish my subscription first

A' bobby Tel them oh cause this mtn think say dem sharp ....

Really you want me to fall for that piece of crap

sinaj:
wickid

Look who is here...

I wonder why people re so inconsiderate



















The op knows quite well about the prevailing power issues





















And yet wants me to read that old testament...



























On the battery am managing
































o.p just chill after may 29 I will come back and read it .

This last 6 days will be epic.... My take will be that it be documented Naija #selma....











I can wait for our salvation to be upon us!

baysmith:
here to read comments...meanwhile, what has this got to do with d current fuel scarcity issue??!!

Oya mi lenu?

When Nigerians see people like this that wants to stand up and defend their right they cast stones when nigerians see people who are in the interest of themselves alone we celebrate ....

Senator-elect am solidly behind you ...when u get there make sure you pressurize them to CUT-DOWN their enormous salaries then and only then will change begin... Ye who has hears/eyes let him hear/read what the masses are saying

mikolo80:
And the majority has spoken

You mean the ignorant few...

When will Nigerians learn
I was reading this as a guest but I just had to login please people should stop commenting on something they know nothing about... When you read research before you start spewing SH1t from ur mouth...



1.the electric car doesn't need ur local power it uses solar energy I.e for cretins asking about the power one will used to charge it

2.it wil be expensive no doubt but this man is fighting hard for the nigerian govt (leaving political bullpoo and diversity outta this its our country after all) too make it readily available for the masses... I.e he Wats to make te govt encourage us to have it...( Which I don't see happening cause they know they will loose big time but m still watching in 5d sha)

3.it just needs a tech of a battery that can last 300 miles per charge and he says any nigerian (I pray) who does it gets 100 million dollars incentive and becomes famous



4. I personally see it as a over welcomed development cause once we port to solar energy. Nigerina govt wil loose one source of milking the masses, imagine iono have light for quite some days our fuse has blown and phcn or whateve their name is don't wanna come fix it, knowingly fully well that there is fuel scarcity .... Where by I was using a solar roof I wil not suffer this loss ...




5.I wanna urge us, commentators to first have good of knowledge of topics they see before they air their views, proclaiming arrant rubbish




6. At this junction/bus-stop... I drop my phone.

Chai....the op done spoil market... ....but op take note there is a diff b/w runs girl and prostitute/olosho...
Runs girs are the 21century version of ashana...and like the 21century world, things move by technology,internet e.t.c...so art they... Aye there own is more profitable than road side dealers.. Cause in a short period they acquire more than a pros in her 20thyear...













With these few sentences of mine I hope I have able to convince you and not confuse you that runs gals no be olosho...




#takesbikeouttathread

She misses you but she too much of womanliness My guy delete am and bloc her ass

Kay17:
And also create schools for written languages.

Gbam... Then make you minister for education or my @p.a in educational matters

Kay17:
And also create schools for written languages.

Gbam... Then make you minister for education or my @p.a in educational matters

UnknownT:
Dem for make am double A battery nah

Double a battery is 16th century .... There should make a nuuclear arc reactor... For those elcetric cars especially...

Easy... Arrest all current politicians ..... Kill em by firing squad for those wey get jazz I go make dem die by bomb blast..
Then I will ammend the constitution and enforce a salary of 200k for all senators and 500K for presido all in naira and the rest of the money used for making Nigeria a paradise
I will privatized all the sectors neccessary make sure unibersities are lower than polytechnics so as too boost graduates that can DO something with what they learnt ... That's why we re behing in engeering university cert is al what majority of engeering frims are after which is not right....
That done I will ipmprt solar roofs for all who are ready to ditch Nepa which will be heavily subsidized.. And electric cars so crude oil would be as water... I will make top notch enginneers from all parts of the world come down here to teach my people the field efficiently and effectively... Scholarships will be the other of the day.. Agriculture will improve.. I will encourage urbanization for the rural states so as to depopuate lagos.. Then boost the rail system making sure it is more welcomed than buses... Infrasturcture will also enjoy transformation I wil make underground tunnels yeah I Ike it... This is just 1/4 of what I will do by the tie four years elapse Nigeria wil vote me in again ten times over... Amen!

pretydamsel1:
Hello my fellow Nairalanders, my girlfriend has been suffering right from her childhood till now, please is there any solution for her because this bed-wetting issue is becoming something else. just yesterday she decided to spent a night in her boyfriend house since it was raining heavily ( note, she doesn't sleep outside because of this problem) only for her to come to my house this morning as early as 5:30am with tears in her eye and when I ask her what happen, she told me the same old issue of bed wetting and that the guy drove her out, call her names and ask her never to call him again.

please what can she do to stop this mess because age is no longer on her side.
mature advice please!

Na wa oh na always my friend...
I reserviour la commentus











I will comment when all this "my friiend" ops admit they re the one....
once decieved twice wise

*exhalingheavily
Oh my goodness I have to take a bike to the nearest bustop so as to run down here...
*takesaglassofwater
back to the topic ... We have to come to a consensus that most Nigeria songs are lyrically wack and that why we just groove to em and not listen..that being said I think wizkid bring more groove to a remix plus his chorus are very dance-catalytic... But now-a-days the back ground voice davido puts in a remix kills the piece...we also have to note that you can't just call both for any song..they have their forte.. That been noted... Personally I look forward to hearing "baddest" in a remix of any o.b.o like song... For wizzy he has better voice but hey! It doesn't count in 9ja.. With that been voiced... No one should talk of holla @ ur boy here cause that wikid and this starboy are not related... At all...











Been a fan of hkn... So I gotta go with #baddest plus I gbadun his tipsy random dance steps... Funny but passionate and energetic
#honourablekingsofnewschool

Sooroptimist1:
How I Saved Buhari From Coup Plotters In 1984




Internationally acclaimed herbal practitioner, Mrs. Flora Ifenyichukwu Nkemakonam Ilonzo, has recalled how she ‘saved’ President-elect, Muhammadu Buhari, from “a well planned coup” when he was military Head of State



Ilonzo said she was the savoiur of Buhari in 1984 in Enugu when a coup was planned to eliminate him.

She said she used her power to botch the plot.

Ilonzo is today the Director, Centre for Psychic and Healing Administration (CPHA), Awka.

“Buhari would have died in that
planned coup in Enugu while in office as a military Head of State and Commander-in-Chief of the Nigerian Armed Forces,” she claimed.

Ilonzo has practiced her trade in both Enugu and Awka for over 30 years, especially on herbal research, health education and in resolving human problems. She has
published books, among them, ‘Questions and Answers on Phystomedicine’, ‘Herbs and Your Health’ and ‘Food and your Health’.

Now that Buhari has been democratically elected to govern the country once again, Ilonzo has also re-surfaced to warn him to beware in his actions and inactions.

She warned Buhari to “be vigilant as ever at all times as he presides the affairs of the country” and congratulated him for winning the 2015 Presidential election.

“I warmly felicitate with and congratulate your Excellency on your well deserved victory at the Presidential election. I am thrilled by your emergence as the next civilian President of our dear country.

“Thirty-one years ago, when Your Excellency was the Military Head of State and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces, I foresaw and exposed a plot to assassinate you during an official visit to Anambra State.

“I immediately contacted the authorities for further action and for the postponement of your visit. At that time, General Y.Y. Kure was the General Officer Commanding the 82 Division, Nigerian Army, Enugu, while Emmanuel
Akojie was the Signal Brigade Commander. When your visit commenced at the appropriate time, Your Excellency arrived Enugu Airport and demanded my presence to appreciate my gesture. In your entourage were the former Chief Judge and Attorney General of the Federation, Justice Belgore, and the late Chike Ofordile, respectively.

“Today, as the President-elect, providence has given you yet another opportunity to complete the national assignment you started three decades ago. Your mandate is by no means a gift to be squandered by anyone who is not committed to national rebirth and reconstruction. I advise that you pick your team
for the best results irrespective of ethnic, religious and political cleavages.

“I pray that you replicate the legacy of the Late Singaporean leader Lee Kuan Yew in Nigeria to make this nation a prosperous, proud and respectable entity in the comity of nations; I urge you to restore discipline, morality, excellence in quality of goods and services offered to our nation for the upliftment of our patriotic spirit and common good.

“My word of caution is that you remain as vigilant as ever to keep sycophants at a safe distance. Our unity, security and the reduction of ethno –religious tension should occupy a premier position in your new administration.

Thanks and God bless,’’ Ilonzo said. Ilonzo, an old Anambra State Artist, was known then as Mrs. I. Eze, according to Ogbuefi Charles Onyechi, Amalunweze of Awka, a staunch member of the All Progressives Congress (APC) in Awka who revealed the woman to newsmen in Onitsha.

Onyechi also agreed that the President-elect would have been killed in Enugu when he was military Head of State but was saved by Mrs. Ilonzo.
Onyechi showed a book yet to be publicly presented containing the story of how the Igbo woman saved Buhari with vivid account and details.

The book tagged, ‘Peace…the legacy of an Icon of our time,’ captures the roles of Ilonzo, Anyafulugo Enugu-Ukwu na Umunri, Ozouwandu Aguleri Kingdom.
Hear her: “I was in a dream and saw the shooting to death of several Igbo leaders as they lined up to welcome the Head of State, General Muhammadu Buhari in 1984.

The visit was still nine days away, so something must be done, and fast too, to forestall the calamity. As a civil servant, I could not approach the Governor directly, but I wrote a letter to the Governor through his Principal Secretary, Mrs. Ossai. I copied the same letter to the Commissioner of Police, the GOC, 82 Division of the Nigerian Army and Commander Signal Brigade in Enugu. I undertook to deliver personally that of the Governor, and the GOC 82 Division. In view of my vision, I urged them to defer the visit of the Head of state, emphasising that once I have such a revelation, it surely must take place.

“At the receipt of the Governor’s letter, the
Principal Secretary read it and instructed his staff to call
me back. In my presence he told them of the content of the letter and called me names, insinuating that I was one of those women hanging around army barracks running after soldiers. He tore the letter and warned his staff never to allow me inside his office again.

“By the time I got home, my staff who went to deliver copies of the letter had returned, followed by the GOC 82 Div Major General Y.Y Kure. He confirmed the receipt of my letter, and wanted to know what to do. I maintained what I said in the letter — that the visit must be postponed till the bad boys have been fished out and dealt with. Within thirty minutes, the Commissioner of
Police and Brigade Commander also arrived at my 22 Savage Crescent, GRA, Enugu residence, where they met the GOC.

“During my discussions with them, I asked to first of all take inventory of the armoury to determine what was stolen. I also informed them that the blank bullets used for ceremonial occasions had been replaced with live bullets, to enable the plotters kill all those they wanted to kill.

I also confirmed to them the place the stolen ammunition was hidden.

“They left and first of all visited the armoury where it was found that some ammunition were actually missing.They came back and sought my help to locate the missing ammunition. I agreed, but sent them back to collect some gunpowder and sand from the location of the armoury, while I went to collect leaves my grand father, Akunne Onyido, used to trace lost items. I
mixed the leaves and sand and used the gun powder to set it ablaze. When it has been burnt, I collected the ashes and gave them two portions, one to sprinkle around the barracks, I
told them that it would make those involved to confess,
which is better than my revealing their names. Before then, they had arrested
the Armourer, Lt. Anyaka. But I told them he was innocent.

“The following day they sprinkled the powder on the parade ground before the arrival of the soldiers for the
parade. Immediately after, one of the soldiers residing at the Thinkers Corner confessed that he was to kill the Head of State. He named some of his collaborators after which he shot himself. They called another parade to which I was invited. I was there disguised as a groundnut seller. After the GOC’s address, one of the plotters stood up and pointed out his accomplices. He took the GOC, the Signal Brigade Commander, Emmanuel Akoji, to the armoury to demonstrate how they entered the place. He rubbed his back on the wall and the doors opened.

Immediately the powder was rubbed on him and he could not come out the same way. He was arrested. I then took them to where the stolen ammunition were kept, there were all together nine bombs, two cartons of hand grenades, and 12 crates of ammunition, hidden in a bunker.


SOURCEL:http://dailyindependentnig.com/2015/05/saved-buhari-coup-plotters-1984/

Posts like this drives me crazy... What kinda lame lie is this... Why will someone just cook up an immature lie ahan #whatapin
Why did she save a northerner 1.?
What was her own 2.?
Why will a lie be so unprofessional 3.?
Truth after reading first paragraph her legend just vex me...

we are awaiting the derby match up schedule to take place @ one fall introducing in my right weighing 177. Pounds Jim iyke(mayweather) and on my left weighing 185 pounds uti... #inthatdudesvoiceonbrilla.FM:uhhhh let's get ready to rumble!!!!!!

tohpahz:
That number 6 ehnn.. so annoying..
Some gals have the time sha.but y shave it wen u gonna draw it back..

Number 3 is totally hilarious

You just took it outta mouth...the thing don taya me
Women re complicated ehn... That friend zoning real guys no be today...good news is good guys don dey port ...

49cents:
Treat a lady like a prey or a game then they u have their heart as they see that as being more manly

Ladies find a guy who is in lying mode very irresistable....this is something I find stupid and hilarious about women and all the while they belive themselves to be super smart

Infact I don't know whether their heads interprets lies to em as truth and vice versa
Cause some of them you'll tell them a lie and they'll belive whole heartedly even if you tell them that its a lie...

Naijasinglegirl:
I found myself reading an email from one DJ signature at the end. An invitation for me to call the number attached and meet the person at MMA2 on Friday.

I had no idea who DJ was but the email was full of unwritten promises.
Could it be one of those popular Nigerian DJ's? Could it be from Billionaire Alakija's DJ son? I pondered.
Friday was in a few days time and there was no way I was going to let my curiosity compound my insomnia issues. I picked up my phone and dialled the number attached.

"Please you just emailed Naijasinglegirl. May I know who DJ is?"

His laughter was hoarse.

"Is this your number?" He asked.

This was a voice I could swear I have heard a couple of times but I couldn't place it, not with the tension that was threatening to heat my blood.

"Yes, it is my number." I said.

"See you on Friday then. Its Don Jazzy."

The line went dead immediately.

My screams of joy reverberated the entire neighbourhood. I couldn't trust any soul to tell the good news before they alerted bad spirits.

It took that email for me to realise I have been crushing on Don Jazzy since 2007. LoL

On a second thought, I wondered what he had to offer an amateur blogger like me. Perhaps, a music deal? God know I can't sing outside the confines of my bathroom.

Would I be contracted to write 'humour' lyrics for the mavin crew? Oh boy!

Whatever he had in mind, I intended to keep a 2-step pace. I first of all crammed the lyrics of dorobucci in the event he asks me PAST QUESTIONS from the song. Then I read every article on Don Jazzy on the internet and his tweets of the past 20 days.
During the days leading to Friday. I went on a special fruits diet. I wouldn't let the sun touch me. All I did was grin in front of my rickety looking AC from dawn to dusk.

Friday afternoon, I packed some of my clothes, my toothbrush and other essentials into a small travelling bag, after all, we were to meet at an International Airport. Like I said earlier, I was armed for whatever this meeting would bring. If it was going to take me to vegas on a private jet that night, thisgirl was ever ready to kiss Naija and all her sufferings goodbye.

I preened at my reflection in the mirror for the 5th time. I had reasons to wear my 2014 Christmas clothes in advance and my neck was adorned with my Balogun market cheap bling blings.

If I were a guy, I would have surely wore a magnetic earring and a head warmer.

Whenever you are called to dine with stars, you gotta dress like one. (Awilo Logomba, 2002)

I was probably the only one in Lagos taking a molue to International Airport but I cared less. We were along Opebi Roundabout when I noticed a destiny altering traffic had built up. I jumped out the molue with my small travelling bag, indecisive on the next call of action until I found an aboki speeding towards me on his okada. Need I say what happened next?


Arriving at MMA2 on an okada with a fast&furious aboki rider was a small sacrifice to pay for the good fortune I was expecting.

It was one long walk from where the okada parked to the entrance of the departure lounge. I called Don Jazzy on phone and he humbly came out to pick me.

"You made it just in time. Come meet my friends." He said while he flashed me a 'rich people' smile.

Seated on a table were Muna, Lynxx and the entire Mavin crew except for Tiwa. All of us had one thing in common.
Bling Blings!

The crew had a flight to catch to UK for a tour and I kept mute when Dr Sid asked why I came out with a travelling bag.

Tension gripped me in my seat.

"Relax. None of us are cannibals." Don Jazzy cheered me.

The others looked at me and smiled.

"I'm thinking of what to do for you." Jazzy said.

"Michael, give me her website address again." Muna said as she pulled out a macbook pro from her bag.

Silence hung in the air for a while until Muna grimaced and said,

"This post you wrote about natural hair is offensive! I've been wearing natural hair for a year and I feel insulted reading this trash!"

I ignored her.

"Let me read it." Lynxx said.

He collected the PC and moped at me for a seconds.

"Naija Single Girl? Wait a minute. Are you not the girl that tweeted I look like a generator. You think we celebrities don't read these things?"

"I was only kidding." I said defensively.

"Haba, make una free my guest na." Don Jazzy tried to pacify his angry colleagues.

"And you were kidding when you wrote that nonsense about Nigerian artistes too right?" Korede Bello said in an angry baby like voice. "You think I don't know that your blog?"

The smile from Don Jazzy face disappeared.

He lifted his walking stick high as though he wanted to hit me with it. "Pleaseeeeeeeee . . ." I pleaded.

"How many cups of garri do I make for you?" my sister said.

My sister?

A hand tugged me and I opened my eyes to find my sister holding a spatula in the air.

It was a Saturday afternoon dream no thanks to the appetiser tonic that has been making me sleep stupidly.

Like I mentioned on my twitter last weekend, I have been having dreams of late where I find myself among 'big people'. It's a good sign, a very promising sign.

Fingers are crossed.

culled from http://www.naijasinglegirl.com

Nawa oh @capitalized

Gbagbe nwane
Nwokem odikwa very good... Art is beauty....
If I could do this na to wine any curvy chic wey enter my abode make I draw am n .ude for my bedroom.....












If your curious about what happens next ask jack wen u reach heaven what happened after sketching rose...

Neuer my guy u too try but if that short devil fit score person wey save pass after Jesus (enyeama) no go think am say hin no fit score u jus make sure say e no to much




#Bayerndowski

A pity my men are down...
Fifa jus know say we dey watch una from ontop iroko tree if u na go mistake fix one stew-pid el classico woe... Na bomb una go see....










#saynotoelclassico












El classsico don too dry me...bayern vs juve final...


Or else... We go snipper una from this tree