₦airaland Forum

So if the right one gets removed, he's left with no testicles, hmmmm!
mba!

Where are the olympus?
Handsome I must say. #winks

Is this the new "nairaland" fad?

And who where the retards in charge of their union affairs, that it took them this long to realise this. Blacks inhumanity to Blacks!

No land is a virgin, they've all been and are still being bleeped! - BOT I WROTE F U C K E D.

Do you mind if I use Nipost?

I can't seem to get your drift onila, your title and your message are two different things.

By now one would think snake farming would be lucrative.

Pinkiedearie:
nice thread... but this should not give virgins the license to start sexing ok

LOL!

Who go Bleep go Bleep anyway!

Omotayor123:
You think I haven't done that?
my advise: Just Be Careful!

I always am. Thanks anyway.

Omotayor123:
I wouldn't call it betrayer perse, because I don't expect much from my fellow human being. they are bound to fail you at one point or the other.

Right now, I am my own Best Friend.
#FFF!!.

Now that's harsh. Humans err that's just the way it is. Not expecting much is you resigning yourself to what comes your way.

Once had girl issues with a friend, called him out, we actually stopped seeing for a while but funny enough now he's got my back like rock solid!

vayne:
Ultimatum or no ultimatum,our stance remains thesame!

Let the country divide peacefully after which everyone can relocate!

You can't ask anyone to relocate when the division process has not been concluded,conclude it and see if any Igbo remains anywhere outside igboland!

If the north wants a breakup,they have their members in the HOR through which to channel their idealogies!

1)Why is the SW so scared of condemning the approach of the north towards secession as it did to NK led agitation,under the guise of "following due peaceful process",what are they scared of?

2)why can't the SW tell the north to represent their case through their members in the house of reps like they always tell igbos?

3)why haven't they threatened the north with war like they did to Igbos?

What are they scared of?

Seems they are not just as stupid as you are.

If you want a fight let it be fought on your soil, this few months coming is going to be interesting I must say, and Pls think well before you call that cowardice.

Anyway hope you know errors made then won't be made now.

Before you join the afonja ranting nlanders, brush up your history of afonja himself.

diamondlov:
Katangua market days are mons,weds n fri. U ger better and quite xpensive wears if u go early enuf and towards d aftanoons dey do clearance sales.

Just seeing this, what do you mean by clearance sale

Even make-up can't do justice to this face, how he thought he could pass as a lady beats my imagination.

The out-fit, hair and cap on draws too much much attention, you know you're impersonating so why draw attention to your self.
Something as simple as an hijab with light make-up to cover the cheek bone might have done the trick considering we are in ramadan.




#saynotocrime

Wait sef are there no discos' in ilorin or am I missing something?
Let me come and be going, someone else will give you the baton.

Are there no NGO/Poverty allegation scheme/Unicef programs present again, that should be their job. If you feel you want to give back to your religion it definitely shouldn't be with state funds, it should be a personal thing.

Your job as the Governor does not entail feeding them!

CrownStarPro:
I am confused... Sometimes I'm woo girls confidently... Other times, I am often shy... Just like what happened tonight. I couldn't even say "Hi".

Where you wearing clean undies?

fuckerholic:
This Yahaya bello is the most unfit governor in Nigeria and Dino himself I don't know what is giving him this guts nowadays

I think he has a little dirt on jagaban, his wife or saraki himself might be oyegun - referring to Dino.

It'll be an interesting build up politically till 2019 elections.

Can you survive for a week avoiding words like - guy fire me one beer there, were je ki won fun mi and if you're the water type, bros how e dey go make dem bring water, make I no enter leaf/tab matter.

Moreover if you want to date, don't date wanna bes', unless you are anyway.
Try dating an independent girl, please do try, the catch is you must be prepared to hang your boot.

Do you want a second wife/ F-mate?

Cause i'm sure the void she created is already taken, you've just not moved on!

Op, dig deeper someone/people are sitting on these - and i'll bet they're from, if not all from ogoniland.

By now we should be talking continuity not this!

Oga monarch stop mincing words, any awareness made by NDLEA has weed as its' main priority, leave people who want to relax peacefully alone.

Ifakiland:
Pls use ur brain for once, if female bankers are loose S u say, y will I come on here to find sexmates?

#Lol.

So if I was a female, loose and your co-worker my akara go pass your mosque ba?

Like are you for real?

I owe you a night out with whoever you settle with from here. If you want to get laid say so already!

Myself2:
The biggest mistake Ear-blocked dullard Buhari made was appointing Fashola into those three ministries of work,power and housing,he should just have created a ministry of flower planting and sent Fashola there,since all he did in Lagos was plant flowers

Stop being smart by half!

DonCortino:
When ambo finishes it now fash will claim it as one of his achievements and lai will sing that rhe vulture is working.

Hope you know fashs' ministry will be indebted to lagos state?
Get to read the MOU before making comments like this - not seen it myself but knowing states taking on federal projects the drift's quite predicitable.

Dudeweedlmao:
There is no kind of crime that hasn't been reported on Nairaland

lol, but wait o, have you seen a documented 100 ways not to die, quote me if you find one
Humans every seconds try to beat it's record of evil against it self.

#lol. Which ever way somethings dies, why not just abstain nitori olorun, hen aunty shola?

You being a SAN ought to know that your marriage to your wife isn't in the picture - if you had used hostile attitudes between both countries is ignorable.
Every one of you know true federalism is what Nigeria needs same with state policing but even as thing are now you all still find ways to Bleep - bot I know you'll do your work, us all.

AND I SEE NOTHING ON GROUND TO STOP YOU ALL FROM FUCKING - Let me see what you come up with this time around, US ALL ONCE AGAIN.

veekid:
See hips on that woman in the last picture

lol

See ex-officio vaseline crew. You made check the pictures again but geez i'm wondering why I missed it initially. #badtguy *winks.

Niflheim:
Junior fraudster finally meets senior scammer!!! Just like toilet roll meeting buffalo buttocks!!! It will surely attract a lot of senseless flies!!!

Hope you know you're wicked?

Oga if you hear boom and you're still standing be 99% percent sure you're out of danger, na naija you dey o!