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Very high levels of ambient electric charges created by the criss-crossing of network reception n transmission within the phone's very small m restricted operational space. What is the final result when this highly charged electromagnetic activity occurs in a poorly-controlled gas disemmination environment... an explosive effect majorly caused by high-density accumulation of leaked gas in an enclosed space (enclosed space here means, poorly or hardly ventilated kitchen or anyother cooking room �)

I am a gas operator of 10yrs field experience, with a 1st degree in Geophysics... so pls dun ask me how I know these things ���

NewBea:
Connection between phone call and gas explosion is what i still don't understand!

weyreypey:
......... Kk Remaining Oshiomole

kikikikiki !!! de short man from Hor !!

there 's been no announcement on the death of any Abba Kyari, all of a sudden a Jubril from Sudan starts to give out condolences.... hmmmmmmm !!!

NonsoWow:
This happened before the PDP presidential primaries when Atiku came to solicit for Anambra PDP votes. Atiku should listen to the southeast PDP stakeholders and replace peter obi with another generally acceptable candidate like Osita Chidoka or Chukwuma Soludo if he wants a united southeast behind him in 2019. But if he insists on peter obi, then he should prepare himself for sabotage in the southeast because these guys are serious and they are in the position to make or mar him in the southeast.

Nonsense !!
Nobody knows Osita Chidoka, and Soludo is not a politician, can't be trained n nurtured into a potential Presido. Unlike Peter Obi who's a home-grown politician and has gone thru de ranks - 2 term governor. An 8-yr tenure as VP will build him up n project him into a viable president of de Federal Republic ! Just like his principal, Atiku enjoyed thru OBJ

IamD18:
Buhari is in trouble.

I like ur siggy

Naijaguy12345:
Nigeria does not need a thief either as president. Atiku is a thief.

and Buhari is a saint !!!

BurningBlade:
It is obvious people like Oyedepo, who involve in politics do so because of what they can get from politicians.

Where it even possible, someone like Oyedepo won't even mind contesting for political office. The man's long throat long pass pinocchio nose when him lie.

Thief.

Ózú

meaning... CORPSE !!

Lifeless chief Zombie !! we all know why n how U chose Osibanjo as ur VP, de same reason U also chose Bakare back in 2011. So shut ur Jubrilic trap n go & look 4ur Imams to help U campaign ie if there will be any left to support ur "evil" change agenda !

midolian:
One thing I respect this man called Buhari for is that he doesn't talk much..but when he talks, he says it as it is.
This man won't play politics with words. He is the only Nigerian leader who can say to an angry lion ready to devour him that it's hair is bushy..

Oyedepo and co will involve themselves in partisan politics just to get Buhari out because of dwindling tithes and offerings in their churches.

Like Buhari said, Religious leaders should not be seen to involve themselves in partisan politics or political controversies, otherwise they risk losing their status and public respect.

Keep on deceiving urself, so I should see bad n support it because am a religious leader ? U guys are a bunch of Yahooes !! Whether U want to accept it or not, de curtain is finally drawn on ur lifeless Buburhic regime

Sannisege:
IPOBs will lose with them too. Obasanjo has miscalculated this time around. He’s joining yhe losing side. Finally Oyedepo confirms his membership of the looters party (PDP). SAI Buhari forever

Zombieic MUMU !!

adioolayi:
See dem faces
PMB don show dem pepper, reduced tithes from political theives don badly affect their fortune.

Never to PDP.

NB:
I have PVC...I will vote, my vote will count.

okay na... reduced tithes from political thieves is supposed to equate to improved livelihood generally for U, abi ?

Now where U dey ? Early this year ur aunty was killed for rituals, ur fada who has been jobless since 2016 n went into APC thuggery was shot n nearly died in de fracas btw two party factions at the state convention held in July , ur moda's stall at Central road market in was demolished by de same APC govt, three of ur junior ones are out if school because U pple can't sustain their school fees !!

Who ur PMB hep ? U are worse off !!
Yeye Kangaroo Zombie has just been spotted here.

unitysheart:
Before you rant, check if USA and other countries do the same.
Google is your friend.

my frehn, shattappp !!! U yourself that have googled, tell us what U read. Yeye !

Nbote:
Lolzzz... With each passing day dis govt jus proves how absolutely clueless dey are... How do U expect to collect taxes on properties in other countries? Are U d one providing infrastructures and facilities those properties enjoy?



Reading is one thing understanding is anoda thing... Im now certain U ppl have mucus in ur heads for brains... If U cannot read and cannot understand, don't go about exposing how dumb U are... Here's wat d UK legislation says...
[b]
On December 11, the Government published draft legislation outlining new taxes and charges which will have to be paid by offshore companies which own property in the UK. Although a consultation document on the topic was issued in May, there have been some significant changes since then – and property owners should start to plan accordingly before the laws come into force.
The main features of the proposed legislation will affect properties which are valued at more than £2 million and which are owned by “non-natural persons”. (This is a reference to foreign companies, partnerships, funds and the like, not to persons with strange personal habits.)
Previously many foreign buyers of UK property have chosen to register their properties in the name of an offshore company in order to eradicate UK inheritance tax (IHT), which would otherwise be charged at 40 per cent on the whole value of the property, after allowances, upon the death of the owner. Offshore company ownership also facilitated the avoidance of stamp duty (SDLT), as any subsequent sale of the property could be affected by a transfer of the shares in the company, leaving the title to the property in the UK unaltered.
But all that is about to change. Offshore companies which own property worth over £2 million will now be faced with:
1. An annual charge of a minimum of £15,000 and a maximum of £140,000 depending on value. The new tax is called Annual Residential Property Tax (ARPT)

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Which part of dis document says d UK taxes it's citizens for foreign properties abeg?? D document simply says d UK will now tax OFFSHORE COMAPNIES who own PROPERTIES IN THE UK!!!! not in their countries

dun mind that Ozùwò called Jaideyone... he is the biggest ILLITERATE av seen on Nairaland !!

Araoluwa005:
Why is this man so desperate for power self?

because the ones holding onto the "power" are LIFELESS ones !!!

Idaraobong5:
Buhari if you can increase my allawee to 49,800.. I and my household will vote for you

YOU ARE A FOOOOOL !!!

ChaleeBendel:
PDP will win definitely, enough of APC although Obaseki is trying.

eh-ehn... he should decamp thén. If Gov Ortom could do it, why can't he ?

blackpanda:
Silly wailers

Where is d pic of d so called "thousands"

Oloshi niye o

MUMU !! you dunno that when a politician of such timbre n calibus of an incumbent party swings, many surely will swing with him. We are talking of tens of thousands ooó

chukxie:
I'm not a fan of Trump or some of his policies. But why is this dunderhead of a lady being given the opportunity to be famous? The sex between her and Trump was consensual. So, what's the big deal? Since she's gone all explicit on how Trump's willy looks, would it fitting she described what her fanny looked like when Trump was shagging her?

hohohoho
hohohoho

Susu888:
Its has alot to do with his governance! Small dick men r cowards with huge trash holes tlking all kind of rubbish. He always ridicules others nd now we know y! He probably has no balls too
Putin should rape this matherfocker. And to think he had the mouth to call my leader lifeless... well i guess we know now who is the lifeless one. Lady Aisha nd melania trump already knew the answer.

after making such SERIOUS assertions against a GREAT man like TRUMP, you have the ordercity to open ur raw_tten dentals for us
mehn !! fv_ckkk U too !

Susu888:
Its has alot to do with his governance! Small dick men r cowards with huge trash holes tlking all kind of rubbish. He always ridicules others nd now we know y! He probably has no balls too
Putin should rape this matherfocker. And to think he had the mouth to call my leader lifeless... well i guess we know now who is the lifeless one. Lady Aisha nd melania trump already knew the answer.

after making such SERIOUS assertions against a GREAT man like TRUMP, you have the ordercity to open ur rotten dentals for us
mehn !! fvckkk U too !

what does it matter what one hoe or the other says about me, Trump or any other person for crying out loud ? it's even good marketability for ds season - invariably making Trump more n more popular.
Thumbs up to de great man of America.
God bless de US of A

Odetokun3:
Whether you step down or up, remember death is inevitable. That one no get choice or power.

Enjoy ur seat while it lasts

I believe U are referring to ur chief zombie, Buhari

duwdu:
Mr. Saraki, please be informed that the Oyinbo man who made the pencil, also made the eraser, and so shall it be with those who elected you clandestinely and mischievously to become president of the senate.

Furthermore, your resumption date is not cast in stone, and there's always the Doctrine of Necessity for you to have to resume before your earlier planned date in the interest of the nation. In any case, remember you eloped on "vacation" a whole two working days before your originally planned date to do so, and even as critical Bills and issues were before you? So, just resume first.

One thing: You claiming you and your cohorts are in the the majority in the NASS, exposes you as a blatant liar. You - and even the marines who've not been onshore - know you're not.

Anyways, just resume first.

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mumu + zombie + almajiri = *duwdu*
what a name !!

Shukuakukobambi:
I thought some said Punch newspaper is an arm of the APC Bihari govt?

ok... U think its only politicians that defect from one party to another ?
Watch Punch Newspapers move from APC to PDP !!!

BALLOSKI:
Here's the founder of unitary system of government.



But na him people de scream marginalization pass. They always forget how they helped to create the mess we are in today - but turn around to blame everyone for their woes.

Yes... even in the graveyard Ironsi will not regret that system of govt he created. Unitary govt. was supposed to be the best for Nigeria, going by the different pieces of shit Lord Lugard gathered from all over West African Sahara & joined to the economically sound & progressive Southern Nigeria in 1914 in the name of amalgamation !!!
Little did he (Ironsi) nor anyone else from our divide know that he (Lugard) only brought urchins, vampires n jihadists into our midsts and same have turned around to transform "us" into slaves n fifth-class citizens in our own lands !!

Afonja (Bejide) 0, IPOB (Nwachukwu) 1
all hail BIAFRA !!!
NCAN... are U with me ?

famosh:
Stop fooling yourself! We're not all as unintelligent as the Jonathan sycophants & IPIGs!

Don't bring up the "bring another northerner other than Buhari to rule" nonsense to try to prove the IPIGs aren't being tribalistic! The north would also prefer any other Southsoutherners; for example, Amaechi or Oshiomole than the incompetent daft ineffectual drunk from Otuoke!

this guy, U are very pathetic ooó
Oshiumole that used to down 2 cartons of Guilder in one day !!! that's de person U are frontin for presidency n comparing Jonathan with

hohohohohoho... I no fit to laugh !!!

Johnnyessence:
all this pics doesn't freak me here. buhari is a tyrant that should be voted out in 2019 poll. he is anti democracy. no freedom of expression and information in his government. so clueless in handling the security architecture of Nigeria. he is worse in handling the economy of Nigeria.

my man Johnny_essence, abeg take 6 bottles for my acct. Serious OIL dey ur head !!

fokoyor:
Invited with 20 policemen and his house was searched..... Ok continue

hahahaha... U just make my belle dey sweet me !!!

Nwaohafia1:
Any man who raises his hands against any woman is not fit to be called a man.

story... storyyyyyy.... story for the Gods !! U think it's all marriages that have love sandwiched in between the two partners ? In all those cases whereby de women forced themselves, by crook or cranny, on de men, what do U expect ?

Tolexander:
Igbo people and beer.

Though there are numerous churches in the east, the number of beer parlors surpass the number of churches there.

Life and Hero beers are their major brands.

It was in a beer parlor in Umuahia I would see a very crazy combo of garden eggs with beer.

Nonsense !!! you tink Igbo guys love beer abi ? Come spend one nite in Benin, U go hail !