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Aft liznin 2anlyses &postulatns; aft watchn signals &weighin options; wtout sntments &bias
my lineup agnst manU:

Cech; Cole Terry Ivanovc Bosngw; (mdfld) Luiz Ramres Lampd; (atack) Anelk Torres Mata
[ 4-3-3 fmatn]
Subs: Mikel(Luiz) Sturidg(Anelk) Alex(Bsngw)

Analys: startn Luiz (holdin) Ramres, Bsngw is 2maxmize speed in counters &quik game buildup 2benfit Tores &Mata upfrnt Ivanovc &Terry maintn constnt defenc
2nd hlf>> subs Mikel &Alex wil mak defenc mo solid; Ivanovc mov2 RB positnAft liznin 2anlyses &postulatns; aft watchn signals &weighin options; wtout sntments &bias
my lineup agnst manU:

Cech; Cole Terry Ivanovc Bosngw; (mdfld) Luiz Ramres Lampd; (atack) Anelk Torres Mata
[ 4-3-3 fmatn]
Subs: Mikel(Luiz) Sturidg(Anelk) Alex(Bsngw)

Analys: startn Luiz (holdin) Ramres, Bsngw is 2maxmize speed in counters &quik game buildup 2benfit Tores &Mata upfrnt Ivanovc &Terry maintn constnt defenc
2nd hlf>> subs Mikel &Alex wil mak defenc mo solid; Ivanovc mov2 RB positn

@1stKnight,
Re: Rooney's hatrick

A - Arsenal
B - Bolton
C - Cardiff City
(Carlin cup 4th round; afta theyve dfeatd Lecesta City & ManU dftd Leeds Utd in d 3rd rnd) !!

Tho it shal tarry, he shuld wait 4it, it wil surly come,
but it aint hapenin 2moro,

@Beaf, U ar d bigga suprise here; neva knew U 2b lik dis
@PointB, big tanx 2u 4remindin us we stil got an intrestin issu on d front burner, these guys hav suceeded in dstractin me outof a reasnable contrbution.

@Beaf & Demdem, why ar U guys forcin us 2 digest these poisnous thrash U guyz ar vomitin fm ur infestd bellies? Both of U ar a sgrace 2 Nairaland, ur families & ds generatn, Get U de H.ELL outta ds thread!

Latest news update 2day has it that he, Anelka & Terry will all be rested. Letsee how it goes

Witchs & wizards, Principalty & power, fm my vilage, dat one dey too nah; abi una 4get,

As I com use Holy Ghost fire fire them, bad-belle pple them, na soh my wife jus came knockin @my door.
Nw am getin maried b4 d year runs out. God is Able

Ohhh, not again !! Why Lampard again ?!
Why cant AVB play Mikel bhind Ramires & Mata, atleast 4a change, knowin hw impotant d UCL is 2us dis season? This Englishman status of Lampard's draging us dwn d bluuuueeez; de earlier d coach taks a decision on him, d beta, cos ds de last chanc 4d curent crop of Bridge boys 2tak a grab @dt most coveted Trophy. Pass ds time, and Roman Babal'owo gona kick al 'em as.ses straight dwn 2 Qatar, Malysia, UAE & d rest o'them no-futbal leagues

Beat 99.9 FM
>> And de beat goes on, pam:pam-pam:pam, evalastin, de BEAT goes on, de BEAT goes on,

I wonda who's gona b his nxt punch-bag. Has anyone tot of hw his hubby copes @home?

Chika nwanyioma, udo di. Isha gi amaghi sha anyi ji ehurutu ehurutu epioba anya n'opi ihe? Uche gi dirikwa ya, daa

Is no longer news dt Frank Lampard, most reliable mdfielder of Chelsea FC in d las decade is past his prime &no longer capable of holdin his own in field of play, esp after injury of 2010~11. Curently his inefectivnes &slugish play hasnt abated rather has worsend. Entranc of new mdfield maestros, Mata & Meireles hasnot changd de ongoin opera of Coach AVB handin him startin jerseys
CFC webste headline has it: "Lampard: Presur on d Bosses"
Has his Englishman status prevntd decisn-makers calin A SPADE A SPADE?sn-makers calin A SPADE A SPADE?

@U all, ds very intrestin & educatin. Am havin sweltime hia; ddnt wana contrbut bt hd a retink 2jus prais al U guyz, 4d 1st time n a longtim, a thread dt aint got no vulgar, castgatin, insultin & abusiv wods. Ramble on, chaps!
@Chika98, dtz ma typcal Oweri-gal; dishin out luv wsdom inteligently. Am Oweri born-bred-butterd so I kno an O'town chic once I listn 2her.
@Swift sms, God! hw I wish I can find ur kinda woman. Al thos qualitiz U listd ar d kinda-stuf ma kinda-persn seeks 4in a woman. CAN WE MEET?

@Stereo, 4me I wuldnt cal anyone dumb poster cos we all are airin our difrent views on d matta, jus as ther ar two sides 2a coin. Hweva am dsgusted @d liks of Holandis & Phreakabit who rant abt in deplorable &manerless atitud, cursin &abusin their felow human, includn d Presdent who holds ahighly & exaltd seat in d govnance of ds nation.
We shuld bear in mind dt ther's alwys a 2-or-mo-way-ratio 2evry situatn; yes, som wmen came out 2say they aint leavin, @d same time some genuinly missd d evac planes
B wise

Quote: from KurusAfter Jona, Na Igbo man who will rule for 8 years! (GEJ can do 4 or 8 years, na him sabi). after the Igbo president, its a middle belt christian who comes next!!. In between that 16-20 year period, the division of Nigeria into 2 will be completed. The BK pork-loving, osama-following followers will have their own country to replicate into a NEW somalia in West Africa.

As to all those who are blaming GEJ, its quite obvious una no dey see the plan wey dey unfold.

[color=Black][/color]@Kurus, U are sure pickin ma points. Things are not always what they seem to be, datz ma point

Hey, take it easy all U guys,
from Boko Harmless 2 IBB 2 Atiku 2 Buhari 2 Innocent muslims 2 alQaeda 2 MEND, 2 even Ralph Uwazurike (who is in Enugu prison) and Osama BL (whose corpse is resting somwhere @d botom of da Pacific), U all will neva run dry of whom to point fingers at!

Read BEHIND THE LINES !!  brooos,

I hope all de 24's & Prison Break's & Airforce One's  and a whole lotta espionage/terrorism & counta-terorism movies U guys been watching are not in vain.

SOMETHIN FISHY IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN IN THIS PART OF OUR WORLD (I dont like callin it "Nigeria" any mo - cos dat is dead & waiting 2 be buried). de protagonists & antagonists, de planners, policy makers, de inner caucuses etc, they are all at it, brewing up something BIG, and U guys are here blabbing from Jerusalem to Jericho !

Read BEHIND de LINES, guuuuuuyz
very soonest U will surly undstand what this croony was once rambling about, Very very soon

"Onu kwuru njo ga-ekwu mma", All U haters of Ibo race, its people &d Biafra Projet wil surly bite ur words &swalow ur tongue (IlekeIdi &Seanet02)
dnt undestmat recent trend in d World; "Let My People Go!" Its comin 2d so calld entity Nigeria.

As God has declaard so shal it com 2pass, not by violenc, not by destructn; dat dues hs been paid. We wil sitback & enjoy d benefts of bein a patient race wch has trustd in her God

d mesag remains, no arms, no violenc, but louda be d trumpet sound. Victory's near

@Siena, mcleo007, largawenindoubt, & all U guys who voted "NO", You are rite on spot. Omogal couldnot hav done a boobloe & stil came out in size 13" brazville, we shold'be talkin of size 44" (bba Karen)!

V.Secrets probly, as she insists, coupld with a well-artculatd & redefined packaging did de WONDER.

Baby.boy
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What' not England abt ds team?

Plenty tings NOT England about d team listd above,

an England team wthout Gerard, Terry, AshleCole, AdamJnson, Carrick & the almghty Rooney?!

Yeah, Koffi ws rite on-spot. Ghana coul've easily goten us buried so deep. A freezin Nsofo tryin 2setle in d Mosco cold, an unsetled Swizz-bound KalUch & an injur'prone Anicheb wuldbnt hav saved us frm their Akkra-hungry jaws. Only Joel would've been our matador 4d nite

This takes my mind back2 Jan wen my boys (d Blues) were saved d blushes of an embarasin defeat @de hands of ManU by frosty weatha durin our pathetic run last season.

Bring on Madgascar & d Argies, We ar in a beta frame o'mind 4them

Mrs Unhappy-in-love, jus go out 'n git yaself a love-bird, do it secretly of course. If U can really git da twitter singin de blues song 4ya, accept his proposes if he finaly asks U to marry him. And make sure U do, cos U dont deserve wat ur hubby is meting out 2u. Ur kind deserve a happi & fulfilled marriage.
Thatz, if wat U ve told us is da TRUTH and nothing but da whole TRUTH

This is the happiest and most significant day of my life as a BLUES fan in the past 17 years. Thank you, Roman. For this singular act of daring and resisting all odds to get Fernando into our fold, I the one-true-die-hard-core BLUE fan, finally finally finally FORGIVE you for easing the Special One, Jose from our midst when we most needed him. I am sure by now U must have realized that grave mistake made. The UCL trophy we couldn't achieve under him is surely an INSTANT POSSIBILITY now with this move. Thank you, Roman.

Now, Carlo, over 2u. Get me that UCL trophy. Achokwaghi m inu akuko dis season again.
We let Mourinho last season, so I know this time he wont prevent us.

Long Live Chelsea, Long Live The BLUES, Long Live Stanford Bridge.      

A lot of noise has been on the high on the possibilty of a Torres making an entrance into the Bridge squad. Also hypes have also existed on the Athletico phenomenom, Kun Aguero finally coming to Stamford Bridge, just as Alexandra Pato has insisted he's remaining in AC Milan as rumor pours out that he's an SB potential for the Bridge Billionaires.
Now with all these hype on these three mercurial forward hitmen, who's best now for Chelsea as they look to strenghten in readiness for next season and a possible go at the Champs Lge Trophy?
For me, Aguero has remained my Best Bet.

I would really love to see this happen, Alhaji should better start learning how to take the bullssss by their hornssss.
(You know there will be a lotta BULLS & HORNS !!)

If not, one of his Seven point agenda - Effective Power Generation - will be a complete, total, all-round, disgraceful FLOP!

It feels good 2 have a big name like Big Phil Scolari 2 be our man.
He's sure to instil discipline in players & dish out instructions lik a Coach should do.
Not the dumb, flat-footed, humpty-dumpty, sit-on-the-bench Avara Grant.  

My only fears here is,
Will Scolari be able to keep a betta part of the team intact?
At least ensure de non-exit of -
Carvalho, Lampard, Essien (ER), Drogba etc
Yeah I mean Drogba, He is stil invaluable to the team.

For that guy thats hoping on Messi, Kaka, Ibrahimovic & all de rest o'them
to be brought in,  We dont need that kinda sh.t

Big Phil is of world class, so can we allow him make his pick.
All Hail de Bridge, Infallible Bridge

Actualy u guys shud know that it aint easy to ascertain world's best from this angle because
most of us watch mainly Barclays premiership, which is not enough.

Even if we do watch some Barca, Madrid & Milan games, dat just happens once in awhile.
And basically speaking, theres no disputing de fact that keepers performances
can neva be truly judged by no. of goals conceded by his team or clean sheets kept.

So lets leav de judgment to those soccer maestros that watch 99% 0f matches,
all around de world, including ASIA and Trinidad and Tobago

For me, best in England is Cech,
Best in Spain is Casillas,
That of Italy is Buffon.

All others are TOKUNBO !!
Big Example , LAME-man abi Leigh-man I hope those "gone"guys come back next season

Hey Guys, Reds or Blues, U guys should all cool it

For me, U kno my prediction,

2 - 2 or 1-1 !!

So wch is mo dangerous.
Am BLUE

Hey! Guys,

Am sorry if I went bust!
Jus dat de young man Toluxa touched my soft spot.

I hav lost (and also won) heavy amounts of dough on Chelsea.
I hav been in a brawl before (six yrs ago) in uptown Surulere cos of de Blues.

So how can he open his mouth and say,
"Nonsense, I dont think you are a Blue!"

Didnt U catch his last statemt?

Well, all dat now past, U guys have to keep this up ya sleeves
if we gonna have a successful Chelsea.
We have to learn to point tings out when they go wrong.
Not jus cowering up every minute & then hope & pray that we win a match.

Good example is de real Liverpool fans. Dubai International Capital officials had
to come & calm de nerves of the Anfield supporters immediately rumour came up
they were trying to hire Jose Mourinho to take over from Benitez.
I quote ESPN Soccernet,
"And DIC's representatives, who have good relations with a number of Liverpool fans' groups including the recently formed Spirit of Shankly organisation, have gone to the point today of contacting them to deny speculation over Mourinho."

So guys, lets engage in constructive & progressive supportership, not dwellin on sentimentalism.

[size=8pt]All hail de Unfallible Bridge. 4REAL, 4LIFE[/size]

Toluxa 1,

From de way U ar sounding, U have jus exposed yaself that U ar a Bloody Blue from yesterday,  maybe one of those ex-Gunners that got evacuated with the departure of Thierry Henry !  I know all of you

Now U join Chelsea without permission because they are in winning ways - YES ! three years ago! and U know it !
Let me tell u,  I dont know where u reside but am a pure Naija resident,  I started "listening" to Chelsea & other premiership matches on commentaries[/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color] as far back as 1992    on the BBC ; when European league matches could only be watched in Big hotels with these kinda large dishes. Unless u had a pact with de "super rich" then.

How can u open ur wide mouth and tell me that Liverpool ddnt brush off Chelsea !!
Hey ! Fellow nairalanders & Soccer faithfuls,  can somebody please listen to this man !!

Maybe he watches his own matches from under his arse (or balls! for cryin out loud) & in between his legs 
List them,   Ballack, who was lost in de game
                 Lampard brooding over hius mums health (may her soul rest in peace)
                Makalele, old age was so much against him he had to take to karataker in de air
               Malouda, alwys trying his best but ending up fluffing all his efforts.
                 Drogba, a very big shadow of de wonder striker we all used to know.
Come on,    Even Joe Cole, de mercurious England Maradona,  wat happened to him ?!

My man wake up.  You are bein stupidly sentimental about Chelsea. U cant be a bigga fan than me,
I have been there 16 good years. So wen de club messes up,  I tell u they ar messsing up & I own up to it!

Chelsea will stil lose de second leg jus lik they did de first,  De Reds scored all de goals in that match if u dont kno.
At de same time, played all de soccer that needed to be played in that same match.
We thank God for Carvalho, Ferreira & Cech (maybe Terry too),  we would ve been four goals down !!

Until a coach who knows his onions and has enough confidence in himself comes in,
it will all be dowwwn,  dowwwwn,   dowwwwn  de drain !

U ask me wat Avrum GRUNT should do on the bench ??! U ar funny really.
Okay he should borrow some chewing gum from Sir Ferguson and keep chewing if he doesnt know wat 2do.
Good a thing he will be meeting him 2moro,  so he has time to take enough from him back to Stanford Bridge.

Abeg some other "true" faithful should take ova from here
and giv this guy some  mo dose of wat he needs to here

I am a true blues fan, Are u one?
If u ar not, go get an applicatn somewhere.

We are acceptin new intakes for de new season.

Vickonka, I beieve u and Ashaby are females , thatz why U are taking it personal.
If U are observant enough, U would see that de post already has about 120 views.

My dear, U should not kill yourselves over jobs that will not materialize pronto !
All u have to do from time to time is crack ur sides and forget about de worries.

That way u wont cause yourselves Hi-BP over not havin a job.
Jus have it in ya skulls that de jobs must surely come when they have to.

Enjoy these lovely pics !! ooh sorry de pix cant contain 'ere.
Moderator says I cant fix in mo than 200kb size pixes.

Thanks for de wonda opportune to hit out at this beast of a man that calls himself a coach
Hey guys, no strings attached, but this man has to go !

He is just a block head,
He seats every match day on the bench looking like someone who's just swallowed a swarm of bees.

I know many of our Bridgeguys wouldnt want to hear this,
But I have to use this Forum to voice it out - LOUD & CLEAR !!

I have been praying, wishing, psyching, voking & voluming seriously,
that Chelsea, our own dear Chelsea (de unfallible Bridge),

>>>>>> that we don't win any Trophy this season !!
Not even HALF !! NO CUPS !

Let that bagger understand what it means to grind through a season,
And don't win any trophies.

Since he was so keen, with his Russian mentor,
To push de unparalleled Jose out through da back door.

3 seasons - 6 Trophies,
2 straight titles in his first season.
De best that eva came out from da Bridge.

Now the sh_t head has taken over,
What does he have to offer

Carlin Cup final loss; FA cup Q-final loss 2 BARN-sley!
A miserly 1 - 1 draw with WIG-an in da Bridge in thick of de season !

Damn !! Can somebody give the Jonkie da JOSE format ,
When theres pressure on ya team, Pull out one defender & bring in another Striker !
(Ask Arsene how he came from 2 goals down to beat Bolton 3 - 2 !!)

I am hammering on it AGAIN,

No Trophies, No extended contracts for Da Beast !!
AVRAM GRANT must GO !!

For me, final trophy patterns go like this;

Eng. Premiership
1) Man Utd.
2) Chelsea
3) Arsenal
4) Liverpool

and mind u, it will be more painful for the f_ _l >>>>
as Man Utd takes it by goal difference because thatz what its going to be.

Champs League,
Liverpool brushes off de Blues, while
Manchester United knocks out Barca,

then on D-Day
What do you think?

YOU SHALL NEVER WALK ALONE !!

Avram Grunt must GO ![i][/i]