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Nice one, tpia@. I don't understand why pple struggle to create discord where obviously there's none? I mean those who just bump into a thread and act rude? I wonder, if this was real life, is that how u walk into a room of strangers, see what u don't like, then say something rude and uncalled for, then hiss and walk out?? Of course u can never! So why act that way here? Yeah yeah, folks will say, this is the web, do as you like. Shame!

nellaluv:
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hehehe
Fom the shortest to the shortest

Lol, I used to mistake this Mike Ezuruonye with another actor, I think he's standing on the right of Mike in the pix, they resemble in looks and acting style . I forget his name, hmm.

nellaluv:
Nah, using expresssion for watermelon is old school now, the pain is too much joo. There is this new weave GOLD, it's far better and easier, i'm sure that's what she's rocking, i can't imagine her sitting her arse down for hours


https://oi53.tinypic.com/eq44f9.jpg

Naaah, I checked it v.well, with enough zooming in to make sure, it is WATERMELON . Sometimes it comes out nice, sometimes not. In her case: NOT!
Besides, she's a flipping successful Nollywood actor, she can afford a human hair weave for her braids style abeg!

fstranger:
It is the same in Jamaica! White people are worshipped everywhere because the RUN this WORLD.  They are the closest thingy to God, in the eyes of many a Nigerian.

Lol, fstranger, no need to strain yourself explaining the obvious, we all know an attention-seeker when we see one. We have just finished banking a raging fire of words, someone wants to cause another misunderstanding . I think my fingers are itching to that famous "report" button down there.

******Long hissssss*******

Even the OP made it clear that he just wanted Nigerians to be proud of their culture, whether they are at home or in diaspora, and that's why he put the post up, not to actually worship the white girl. As for me, I was sooo impressed for my own personal reasons: I studied Yoruba is secondary school, it was flipping hard to read and write it, it was the only subject I got less than an A or B in, in fact I almost failed it in SSCE if not for some kind of divine intervention . So when I saw that white student girl speaking it so well, I doffed my hat!! Gosh, why the heck will I be impressed if a Jamaican spoke Yoruba ??

OK, seriously, maybe I'd be a "little" impressed. But no one would ever, ever, laugh at any black jamaican woman wanting to learn Yoruba, why would we?? Like I said, someone's just seeking attention, spoiling for a fight, and being a troublemaker. Let he/she walk out and stay out!!Yuck!!

millco88:
For those in Nigeria and abroad that are ashamed of their heritage, here's a video of an oyinbo from America, embracing the Yoruba culture. She sure put alot of half of nairalanders to shame.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsltcnHxzfI&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLzWfxBRa8Q&feature=related

Wow, nice one, lovely wedding. You can see that everyone was so happy! Loved the pic with Timaya and the other artistes, looks like they rocked the place! So the Ibos can groove like this , I'm impressed!!! I have attended hordes of weddings and I promise you, Yoruba's do some of the best displays of wedding extravaganza, but Mike has shown me what he can do, LOL. Fine bride, no comma . Now I know the benefits of working in Nollywood: at your wedding, the occasion will def be star-studded. Good one!

nellaluv:
seeing the pics clearly now

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Bros this suit na real wa o! . . . nothing do you

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True, the shoe is ugly. . and the heels too. UGLY LEGS. And that hair too. . . watermelon abuse. . my God
The outfit is just there nothing spectacular

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. . . Just passing. . 


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This lady just abused the beaurriful dress jor.

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I love Katty, but this outfit is a no no

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Who be this. lol. NEXT . . . {SHEY NA MONIQUE }

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jeez louise. . . .  WTH

LOLLLLL. jeez louise! Funny!

Yes, good points, I agree with ALL of the above

Don't mind that Steph, she used to do the best weave in town those days: she was the one Nollywood actress I used to envy her long human weave (waaay back o). But now she's still buying Expression to put inside water and form watermelon style . Anyway, keep up the good critique, very entertaining .

SUKKIE:
More like u cant take your eyes off Marvin,lol._{only messin thou}


Rick Ross feat J.Legend - Magnificent

Lol, I hope Marvin is the one I'm thinking of ooh , the one that was dating Rochelle from The Saturdays? If so, then yes, he's the main attraction .


@ topic
The Flood - Take That


(yep, I'm a bit into Boy bands at the moment )

mubaraqqq:
I swear Nigerian standards are so low!!! Look at how people are so excited!! Ghana's movie production has surpassed us

Now now, I would never go so far as to say that. I mean, even at our worst, Nollywood is still 200% better than Ghollywood!

Love You More - JLS> their latest hot ballad!! Loving it, got it on replay.

NubianQ:
RagDollz e don do na! Ok no vex you don win. I no wan ban abeg. No vex eh! Cool down babes! Haba its all internet fun! Oya kpele my dear! Sorry! Infact d yabbing you just gave me made me realise dat we need to stop all dis abeg . Shei u hear? Ok u have won ok! U have won d battle! Infact u re the ultimate! Don't worry e don do abeg! I love dis my user name too much to sacrifice it for a few minutes of palava. I think we shld all call it a day! Viva! We have been defeated by Ragdollz oh! we hv cleaned our gunz and put it in the shop! Our mechanics will look after it eh! Abeg make una come help me beg ragdollz oh! Big hugs hunny, take care , Its just d internet! Don't take it too seriously. We all come on here to have a laugh mate.

Big WAOH!!!! Well, well, well! I am very impressed . Anyway people that know me, will tell you I thrive on peace . Usually it takes less than 24 hours for me to forget what annoyed me the day before, so no hard feelings from my own angle ooh. Win which battle ? It was never about winning ok, just making a point. Well, you two should keep those guns in the shop OK, you won't be needing it where I'm concerned .

vivaladiva:
ok babes it really is ok, the throphy 4 the best yabber goes to ragdollz, i hope your happy, check your mail box tmrw

Hmmpff . Excuse me, who needs your wishywashy awards? Keep it in your back pocket ok?

fstranger:
I did not want to expose you, but you did it yourself. Just be safe, ok?

Hehehehehheh. I'm glad you were around to witness the Rise and Fall of the Two Labrats . What even pains me is that I don't even know how the mod found out, I never thought of reporting them. After all it was two against one, just me against the world of skanks . I was able to defend myself, thank goodness .

comechop:
They for try hire more people (crowds etc) for the movie nah - see as the thing dey scanty. I mean all those useless politicians hire crowds with chicken change for their rallies, that shldnt be too hard. Nigerians can do anything for chop money

-comechop

Very good point . Anyone who's ever been involved in the crisis issue will see that this movie does not do it justice. And those Mopol or is it army with their 1900-issue rifles . My my my, what are we to do? Let's wait and see anyway.

vivaladiva:
piss of arsewipe, y do u bhave like the black plague---shyte ive been trying to eradicate your arrrrrse---but u relentlessly keep coming bck

ok so we suck a few C_O_CKs for a living wats the crime in that----we pay taxes after all

Copy copy . "Black plague"?? Lol, didn't I use "bubonic plague" on you not too long ago? LOL, sorry, I learnt all this "plagurism" from your dear understudy, NubianQ_uack

You've been trying to eradicate MY a[b]ss[/b]?? Aaw, chile, may I remind you that it was YOU who got banned? Lol, looks like YOU were the one who has been eradicated but still relentlessly comes back!!

If you were a bit smarter, you'd have waited at least 48 hours before even coming back here. Maybe by then I'd have forgotten your existence.


But no, since you are hooked on NL the way a skank's baby is hooked on its skank mother's crack-infested [b]ti[/b]ts , you just had to rush back to take another whipping!!! Lol, you really must like the pain .


Why am I even wasting time with you? NubianSkank was even more fun, at least she knew how to give it back 12%. You're just so lame, it's a SHAME .

vivaladiva:
thank u for unbanning me nl, i promise to be a good cookie this time round

Hehheheheheh. Still grovelling like the piglet you are. Instead of you to tell me, "ragdollz, my dear, I'm sorry, I wish we can be friends now, you look like someone I can learn from ". . . . .

vivaladiva:
go and rest---no body is paying u for this---eh i got banned cos u went to cry to the moderator--it is enof---as mad as world war ii was, it came to an end----y cant u just admit defeat n go and drink shepe---- biko---

Instead you're slowly regaining your swagger . Hmm, ok ooh, I'm always ready to oblige you, any day any time. You just give me the signal, and you'll soon be right where you started when you were speaking your big big grammar to the mod:

_{this is actually from nubian q bfore she got banned----moderator abeg am innocent----dont shot the messangeroooo----can i appeal to your good self,pls unban nubian----i beg oooo. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .}


LOL; I'll give you this: you know how to beg very well. That must come in handy in your line of business . Anyway, keep doing your thing. No matter what, you have a fan in me .

vivaladiva:
thank u for unbanning me nl, i promise to be a good cookie this time round

Hmm, vivala. . . . .hmm, are you sure you're really repentant?? I hear pardons can be revoked you know. It seems you were forgiven but if you don't change this your unbecoming attitude, I may have to go back to scratch on your a[b]SS[/b]. Give my one hour and you'll be back to square one, rolling on the floor licking the dust from the moderators feet with your rusted corrugated tongue .

Ok, I've seen the trailer, very B-movie-ish . A good story line, with a good production it could have worked, the way Blood Diamond worked, the way Hotel Rwanda worked. But sorry, Nollywood is just not good enough. What a fantastic idea it would have been: this Niger Delta story could have been told in a better way to the world. But the main black actors I've seen, esp the girl activist, are acting like they are still at theatre school .

Anyway, I'm happy to see the white woman who acted as Sarah Tancredi in Prison Break, I guess she had no better offers out there . Me I'm Pro-Nigerian in most things but please, I'm not going to hurt myself by watching this movie when it comes out. It'll only make me cry - and for all the wrong reasons .

Na wa, Billy Zane in a Nollywood movie . For someone who co-starred in the mega-hit Titanic, the guy has really fallen in the grade with this one . Anyway, we are grateful for any Hollywood import, it might get us some more foreign views on YouTube .

baby.me:
I prefer my black man with pot belly anytime

LOL . Instead of 8-pack, they usually have 50-pack . No, ok, in all fairness, let's not demote our black brovas, they are trying .

vivaladiva:
this is actually from nubian q bfore she got banned----moderator[b] abeg am innocent[/b]----dont shot the messangeroooo----can i appeal to your good self,pls unban nubian----i beg oooo

HAHHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHHHAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!


Ok, it's official: Vivalavida, I like you. No seriously, now I mean it !!


Hehheh, see her beg . Not so tough now, eh? The way you bust in here yesterday one would think you ran things on this NL! See how she dey fear ban like say na bubonic plague. Then they will say they are hardened chics. Ayy, I wish all those your "victims" can see you now, grovelling in the mud like a piglet!!
La la la, I'm happy with the conclusion; it's been a great experience, I'll take something back from it. Oh well, till next time babes. All in a day's work .

rokiatu:
Thank God u said "our" not yours cus he's ours

LOL. You should know by now I aint stingy!! Or didn't I come and share him with you all? Hehheh, besides na all of us plus Scarlett get am, after all the babe can't possibly handle all THAT on her own, can she now??

I have to say, I mean it's totally confirmed, that Prison Break is tops on my list. I mean I've been watching my DVD collection of the first and second season all through the week, and it still hooks me guys! The storyline, the acting, and the whole package, was just too much. I respect the people who put it together abeg!

Allegation One:

"YOU HAVE STOLEN ALL OUR WORDS,  THAT IS PLAGURISM,  AND ITS WRONG,"


"Plagurism"?? I mean, for real??
Gosh, NubianQ_uack, breathe slow, girrrrrl!! You'll soon say I'm stealing your words, words that can not even be found even in the retard dictionary! Aii, even an imbec[b]ile[/b] will be worth more than you on market day! Eeesh!

Allegation Two:

"i will accept your friend request on facebook,"


eeeh?? Abegi oooh, who sent your friendship request on FB ? Lame-aSS clown, if this isn't the weakest [b]sh[/b]it I've read in ages . Girls like you only manage to have four friends on facebook - and these sef u only got bc you put up the pic of someone else's fine pic on your facebook profile .


Oh, chile, go sit down, you've over-exerted yourself with that mountainous post . You will never EVER be on par with me, ok . I can see you hyperventilating in that your bondage cell where your femdom mistress Vivadasniffer has put u . Don't you worry, if you say please, I'll leave you alone. When I'm done you'll be on your knees crying, begging me to teach you my skills .


OK, holla back when you can babes!

LOLLL

VivadaVIVAAAA!!! I hail you shaa. Somehow I'm even starting to like you.

NOT!!!


Hehheh, I saw that crap-pile your assistant wrote. What a shame. Almost a 5000-word dissertation, still, nothing worth even yawning over!!


Lol, crying: I stole your words( ) Huh?? All you've both been doing is jibbering and jabbering, how could anyone steal such gibberish??


You also claimed a lot of things, let me go back and read it again then I'll put my two cents in.


But my gosh, you girls are soooo LAME!

Kai, even Dorothy from Wizard of Oz can kick a[b]ss [/b]more than u two combined!!


Laughable! A bunch of jackazzes!!!!!!

stillwater:
Berg from two guys and a girl, who would have thought? He doesn't cut it jor.

Bradley Cooper takes it for me.

Lol, he aint bad but no way close to our Ryan . Tell me, is he married to a Scarlett Johansson too? Nah, didn't think so . Sorry Bradley, you didn't make the cut !!

Gosh! What a turd!! I was expecting to see a real mansion, not a structure that still looks like an abandoned building!!! This NL sef, some people need to be flogged by the authorities for their fowlish posts !!

blackcat1:
Howis he the sexiest man alive? where all the dark, sexy and handsome go wey im come win

Lol, come on, at least Drake the rapper was in the top five, . And hey, there's always next year! Hopefully one of our chocolate hunky brovas will step up and win the trophy. But for now, it's Ryan R., ENJOY !!

favouredjb:
Ryan is very sexy and responsible

Yeah, he seems so. Hasn't been caught drunk or high in a bar toilet somewhere . Also, happily married to THE hottest babe on earth right now . I hope they last ooh, cos me I want to see the lovely babies these hotties will produce !