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Trendqueen:
Beautiful half Nigerian model all over French fashion couture house 14Hommes & HQ fall winter 2010 ad campaign in New York.

I love him

Sorry but this just looks like a cartoon or computer-generated man. Is he a real person? Just wondering, am curious.

You never know for sure. You just have to take a chance. But some good pointers are: she sticks by you through good and bad. She supports you when she can. She shows she cares ie with lovely gestures. Also, she respects you highly and listens to you. I hear men like a woman who lets them talk .

Wicked husband, lol.

Comedians.
What? I like a good laugh. A guy who's funny is already halfway there IMO .

oooh I love this, lol. You can almost believe that cats think like that, they seem so deep . As for dogs, we all know they're mainly happy-go-lucky, hehe. Nice joke.

nicelady1:
I don't really know what type of family can represent us again other than this one. I can tell you that almost all naija families you see in London these are from broken/one-single parent homes & are claiming one type of benefit or the other. Yeah, they're not all pretty and so are many millions of people all around. If you say these ones are ugly, what do you say about the Indian family from last year's programme?

Lol, wetin concern me concern Indian, I just felt disappointed with this family, I don't know why. Maybe they look too raw and real for my liking, a bit too rough round the edges. Maybe they'll grow on me in time. They are certainly no Kardashians, that's for sure .

Lol, nice, loved when she said waka ti meji . Oyibo aren't able to say the "gb" word, like in "gbogbo" or "gbe" etc. Other than that, she was flawless and even had the meaning of such big words as"optimistic" in Yoruba! Wow, the teachers at U. of Wisconsin must be very good! Three years of studying courses in Yoruba and she is so fluent. Wow.

In most homes, offices etc people keep the toilet cover itself down at all times, maybe just for the sake of decency. But men should remember that when ever they have ladies working/living with them and using the same loo, they should pee with the seat up, then put it down when they are done. Good aim or bad aim, it's more hygienic to raise the seat bf you start to pee. When ever I enter a home and see the seat up, I know there is a thoughtful neat man living there somewhere .

Well he did call himself the flowman. Let it flow abi. Bandwidth never finish for that side.

nicelady1:
May God forgive you.  I won't go as far as calling them 'ugly' but they're not the most beautiful in the world.  The boys are cute though.

I'm very sorry, I was so annoyed bc I know they do not really represent the average Nigerian family, we are usually good looking, fashionable, interesting. Of all the families in the UK, they should have picked one that would showcase us well even if only in looks. The few members of the family I saw in the advert must have turned me off.

manmustwac:
Simon and Cheryl even caused the death of our very own chlmp2pimp he promised to jump off the third mainland bridge if katie got through.

Waoh that would have been a great sacrifice for you X-Factor fans on nairaland - in fact a great sacrifice to all mankind . I myself would show my respect by dancing at the funeral . Well I'm sure he was just kidding.

Determined.

FBS:
Nigeria’s Super Falcons who yesterday afternoon returned from South Africa with the African Women Championships trophy were shockingly given a treatment fit for losers who came back home early from the war. The girls who fought hard for their seventh win of the African title and the sixth in the series since the tournament became an official championship, found themselves being herded into an old MAN-Diesel truck that had been converted to load cargoes. The10-tonne bus took the heroines from the Murtala Mohammed International Airport to the local terminus.

If this arrangement looked bad, then the type of vehicle that even the Nigeria Football Federation (NFF) had originally arranged to transport the African female champions, had to be seen as anti-state behaviour. They had earlier arranged for a raggedly, flat-bed, Mack trailer (XS668 LSD) that had no hand railing to hold on to. However, federation officials at the airport to organize the reception for the ladies, sensing the danger the truck posed, had to quickly discard it for the Man-Diesel substitute, which was hardly a credible alternative.

The driver of the truck that eventually drove the team, who gave his name as ‘Baba Oyege’, admitted his truck was a ‘Goods Only’ at the Nigerian Aviation Handling Company, the cargo wing of the MMI. Responding to a question as to how he managed to corner the very edifying job of transporting the latest national heroines, the driver of the truck had got elated at the rare chance to boast, and paraphrased, he said: “My name? Ah, I’m known as Baba Oyege. This truck is for carrying goods at NAHCO. It belongs to my father.”

To portray how little the federation men think of the Falcons, ‘Baba Oyege’ even appeared for the job topless (he was not wearing a shirt on his trousers). “Any Work is work,” he said in response to whether he felt dignified having such illustrious Nigerians as ‘cargo’ as different to his normal load of baggage. “It doesn’t matter to me the nature of the cargo. Cargo is cargo, whether they are champion footballers or arrested drug pushers. Mine is to deliver the goods right on time from one place to the other.”
By now, the poor man was profusely sweating, having been stressed by the delay caused by the unnecessary protocol and the heat coming from the half exposed engine of the rickety he had to keep revving to keep it from stalling …and probably refusing to kick back to life if it stopped.

http://www.thisdayonline.com/

What a shame. Well, I guess it was better than nothing.

Top five on my ipod4 playlist right now:

One In a Million - Neyo (love this song, now I remember why neyo used to be the bomb)

Up - The Saturdays (to me their best song ever)

Out of Reach - Gabrielle (you must feel like crying when u hear this song)

Let The Sun Shine - Labrinth (the whole remix album of the single: all versions are hot!)

Hot Tottie - Usher (the song, the hook, Jay Z's rap, classic)

You tell me . Asking a girl to see her pic, what does that seem like to you, mr one-star moderator?

@ topic.

Hawt.

Sagamite:
True talk?

Off-topic. You of all people should know that . And whatz with the PM?? Trying to intimidate or what?

Sagamite:
As shaggy said: "It wasn't me".

Na only busybodi get belle for me so far.

Ok, at least you have clarified what you meant by "model" and "beauty queens".

What ever makes you feel better .

"Please forgive me, we only did it "once" ." Yeah right. Lol.

Sagamite:
So which models and beauty queens?

Why is it so hard to believe?? Or do you think I mean Miss World or Naomi Campbell? It seems those are the only models/beauty queens you know, if not you won't be surprised. I for one am a successful model, I know many models, and being a beauty queen too is not news, every campus or society has them aplenty and many hot guys are lucky to know some or even date some, or in this case, have them tripping for him. If only you understood my point instead of splitting hairs: the essence of my post was to say that some guys out there have pretty, polished girls after them and they are not in any dilemma, so what is the problem of this poster and his market girl?

Sagamite:
Lets face the facts here, lets talk true. You were fibbing when you said this, weren't you? 

I'm totally saying the truth. I have seen it happen many times. The same way this poster is lamenting what to do about a market girl, is the same way the guy I'm referring to talks about women wahala. He is just in his late twenties but I have seen the kinds and qualities of girls that get crushes on him and buy him expensive gifts and go thru heaven and earth to please him. Now where we work even our madam is tripping for him. That's why I said older, hot women. She's in her mid thirties, pretty single woman, but she is all over him. And this one is complaining of market girl. It's very irritating though he confessed he's not so handsome, so I guess he's a little humble.

Mygoldie:
Lmao, if the vj is  wide they will complain,if it is tight they will also complain, what is the way forward??

It can be tight without being painful, so if it's tight and sweet I'm sure no one will complain . Lol .

So mr. Poster what is your achievement? Is this the first time a girl has shown she has a crush on you? I know a guy who gets people like models, beauty queens, hot girls and even older, hot women falling in love with him with little or no effort. And you're here blabbing about a market seller. Even secondary sch boys won't come and be lamenting about such a lame issue. No harm intended anyway, but it's so annoying.

That family looks too ugly sorry, forgive me but I can't watch it. But if it gets good reviews I will try and go back and watch the episode. Meanwhile I heard that Katie girl has been getting death threats. Police have been called in to investigate the web hate. I've not been following the show much but I hear she's getting unaccountable favour from the judges. I saw a clip of her shaking and shivering before the results were called. Why is she so desperate to stay?

DapoBear:
Good point. But I thought they had hair transplant procesures where they'd transfer butt hair/back hair or something to your head 

His chick isn't bad, imo.

Like I said, nothing can be done; it's like trying to plant a tree in the desert . As for the "chick", if she already looks like this now, I wonder how she'll be when all the royal lifestyle wahala is through with her. I wish them the best though, but still, I'm very against all this royal family nonsense. I feel by now they should be just like any one else.

Nothing for her to say again, yeye. Naija as a label is the least of our worries right now. Other African countries wish they had such a funky alias. Anyway me too I'm thinking of naturalising to a more favourable climate as others are threatening to do.

You can't even lie down and greet my mom/sister .