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vivaladiva:
wats the meaning of vivadasniffer or nubianskank---it so deosnt make any sense i swear--if your goin to coin nicknames for people---i pray u,do come up with somin more interesting next time---oh well ragdollz---i hope u find somthing more creative and educative to do with your time---because am out---any enthsiasm i had for u and this topic has evaporated as i slept---so good luck chick---hastalavista raggy

hmmm, wassamarra?? You sound so tame and subdued, VIVA da sniffer!! Wow, has that horse tranquilizer you sniffed yesterday finally worn off? Yeye saggy cow!! Before you were all "f[b]u[/b]ck this, f[b]u[/b]ck that", now you're blabbing about "creative and educative, i'm out" crap. You're not only out ok, skank! You're DOWN and OUT!!! Hahhahahha. You want to know the meaning of ur names abi? A skank is a dirty cheap ho' ok, and you're a sniffer cos u come across as a crack-sniffing crap-hoe! Now waddle off, ok, cos you're not stepping up to the game at all. Sheesh! Are these the so-called b[/b]itchslappers of NL? More like a couple of blind labrats . You've been used for too many experiments, looks like you are of no more use, so jump in a vat of acid ok? Viva my a[b]SS!!

NubianQ:
Fstranger and RagDoll,


ahahahahahaha,  i love it when people are addicted to me,

I am sooo proud of you both,  you finally found each other,  please there are more enemies of the GREAT NUBIANQ, here is a tip,  search for me on Nairaland and find them, email them so u can get more of them to come and assist you!!!

oh,  you guys have been cursing me  ,  i am weeping,  oh,  i feel soo bad about myself now awww,  aww,  ,  hohohohohohhahahahehehehehehelalalalaladodododsasasa, 


you are making me laugh sooo much,  i will never understand why you think calling me anything will get to me,  well,  please keep on using up your energy, 

I love the word NubianSkank,  wow! i love it,  hmmmmmm its getting me soo high on my crack,  wow,  please call me something else,

Let me give you a quick tip,  i know your have brain fluid leaking from your brains so i will make it easy,

always try harder when you curse me out,  dont stop,  keep on and push and abuse me,  please dont stop,  know why? it makes me soo glad that i have all these attention,  just call me anything call me a Womanliness sniffer because i am actually a lesbo,  whenever i get rejected i just keep begging for more Womanliness I CANT HELP  MY SELF,  and i stink because i have a fetish for EXCRE*MENT AND i am soo into water works,  hmmmmm i love it sooo much,  dont you get it?

you know ar only used to the regular MISSIONARY position,  nooooo,  that is what your dads used to R*A*P*E your mums for years,  no i am into anything flithy stinky and dirrty,  i love poo in my mouth cuz it taste good,  hmmmm please dont let me stop,  just let me keep on,

Dummies! hahahahahoooooheehehehahhahohooh,

recite after me , Fstranger and Raggy sitting in the tree D.U.L.L.I.N.G one is soo woozy the other is a looser and they make a hell hole family,

try harder,  guys,  i did all the hot yabbing first sooo ,  i have the hands up! you checked my history>? please  spill it all,  and you think i have shame? i am SHAMELESS,  24 MEN KE,  I CAN TAKE 100 MEN TO FIL ALL THE HOLES IN MY BODY, look at you? try harder,  infact add my papa and mama join the cursing sef, i love it!

listen soo many topics have been made about me on here about me being everything in the world,  DO I CARE,  ERRMMMM NO! the only time it might get to me is if you stop . .so please dont ,  i cant do without the yabbing,

FSTRANGER NOW GO AND FINISH DRINKING THE BLOOD YOU EXTRACTED FROM RAGDOLLZ SANITARY TOWEL

FSTRANGER YES OOO THE BLOOD IS SIPPING THROUGH MY BRAIN AND MOUTH,  ATLEAST I AM NOT WITH THE ONE THAT HAS A DYING MOTHER STRICKEN WITH A*N*A*L CANCER,  dont worry i am setting up a fund to send you and your dumb sibblings to toilet cleaning trainning,  dats what you are all good for,

RAGDOLLZ CONTINUE GETTING FSTRANGERS DIRRTY STICKY FLUID ON YOUR FACE, it seems to improve your typin skills, NANAMU, 

FSTRANGER AND HIS MUMU SLAVE RAG OYA CARRY GO,  MORE INSULTS PLEASE, THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


NA POVERTY DEY WORRY UNA, hohohohohhehehehe,


I am ignoring you for another few hours,  when i get back i want you to abuse me and make this pages up to 55, THAT IS AN ORDER!!!!




ON YOUR MARKS,  GET READY,  GO,

See them thinking of words, i may not be here for long so u have to catch me while you can


Love you guys,  hahahahahahahohohoooo,

***Blows on freshly-painted fingernails, trying to skim thru' the day's first bit of skank-vomit*****

Hm, upon your 1,500-word post, you still claim not to care, NubianQ_uack?

Why will you want to just pop in and leave, ay, mami ?? Oops, I forgot, you just had your 15 mins lunch break [/b]from your skanky duties of blowing the 300 men working at that mechanic shop where you sell your rusty-skank Womanliness? Ok, do and go back, then return with something worth my time, cos all that crap you sputtered above is no where near what I expected of you. A whole YOU!!! Kai, u're such an underdog, not even up to the used bubble gum stuck under my shoes!!  D . Don't worry, I'll ask Viva Da Sniffer to help me lick you off my expensive shoes; I hear she's very good at using that her [b]sh[/b]it-coated tongue very well on that your expired skank-hole!!! You two should do quick and get married jor, [b]before you pass your use-by date .


Holla!!
Lol, I no get time to deal with you. Hit me with something better on your next round ok, Skank Asst, cos you aint even ready !!!


LRRRRRRRRRLLLLL!!!

****She's not even half as rugged as I thot! Yuck! What's worse than a skank-ho? A BORING skank-ho!!! Hissssss. Waste of my precious time. ****

hbabe:
Good for you, my boy.  I hope you have learnt how to pack it very well.

HAAHAHHAAHHAHHHAHAHAHHAAHAH

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH



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OK< I'm done . I was just imagining someone trying to "pack" all that manpower. Ho, mr cork, when ur time comes many will bid heavily, I foresee it!!

Wow, still can' believe how successful she has become, tho' I don't even know one person who has her CD or listens to her music sef . But the lady can sing, no doubt about that. She's just not my cup of tea sha, but well done to her.

chiogo:
She doesn't have to be a pauper.   Just because a woman is rich doesn't mean she'd marry a man who has less money so she'll be doing most of the spending. Yea right. I highly doubt money wasn't involved when dealing with a basketball player. I'm generalizing but. . .

Anyone could tell that she loved the guy, I mean seeing them together you always just knew the feelings were there. Women can love a rich guy not for the spending of him money, but in admiration of his achievements in life. Who wants to be with a loser anyway? So I don't think she was a b-ball version of a football WAG, I felt it was real for her.

chiogo:
You really dunno why?

No, I really dont . She's not a pauper so it can't be about the money; she was a star too so it's not about the fame - so she must have loved him for some other reason I can't seem to fathom when looking at that his Bean-face .

^^^^Lol, wetin na? Only very short pple would be offended by all this . Anyone else would be very happy for them at least

Oh Santa! - Mariah Carey. In fact, going to listen to the album while I fall asleep. Lol, they say there's no "Merry" Christmas without Mariah, lol. Guess they were right.

Wow, I still remember watching all their wedding and romance gist on E! three years ago. And now it's officially over. Looks like sports men, young and mature, can not resist messing around. In fact I don't think we can ever find one who hasn't cheated on his wife. And Eva obviously loved this guy (don't know why; I mean he looks too much like Mr Bean ) Anyway, I hope she re-marries soon; such women always need to be loved .

Lol .

Osama10:
What a joke!

Even them they know now . They said it's always easy to find themselves in a crowd - no need for stretching ur neck again. They can easily see on top of every one's head so they said they know who and who is going bald but who don't even know it yet. Imagine saying such a thing . Anyway, I'm happy they found eachother; when you're so unique it's hard to find a good match .

rokiatu:
  Love is what matters

Abi o. It's not good for man to live alone after all - even if the man and his wife are human skyscrapers  .

rokiatu:
Oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what a gooooooooooooooooood day. I have the hots for this guy. He is so hawtt I wanna eat him raw

rokiatu:
Brangelina can take a back seat thank you

Lol, I like girls who appreciate good things . And Brangelina? Hm, they have officially been overshadowed . I mean, Ryan gets Sexiest Man Alive, Scarlett gets Babe of The Year. . come on, THE perfect couple .

Lol, I never said he wasn't!! I meant, with such a "model", the poor artist really tried his best to make it look remotely presentable . He doesn't want to scare the innocent kids of Ogun state, now does he?

abagoro:
He has ruled Nigeria for many years.He even started before most of us were born.

He is handsome and very jovial.

Can you recognize him?

LOL, this is too funny. In fact, I will recommend it for the cartoon section in The Guardian or Punch; I'm sure the general public will enjoy the joke .

^^^^Lol, that's funny. I guess he also deserves a mention in the "Nigerians who disgrace their Compatriots abroad" . Thank goodness there was someone from another nationality involved. We Nigerians are getting lonely being the most corrupt nation on the planet .

fearless

Osama10:
I hope this marriage is not for the records alone?

Lol, no, I've gleaned that they've been married for seven years, though never tried for the record until now. It seems there are many "tallest couples" out there, so it's good to wait small before one nominates themselves for the record I guess . Well, for now, at the date of 18th November 2010, they are the current record-holders .

REUTERS:


"Their height made Wayne and Laurie Hallquist seem like an ideal match when they met seven years ago, and on Thursday they were matched with something else -- the title of world's tallest living married couple."

Guys, please imagine these measurements : "Wayne is a ceiling-grazing, doorway bumping 6 feet 10.4 inches tall and Laurie is an impressive 6 feet 5.95 inches. (OMG!!!) Lol.

It's Guiness World Records Day (18th November), and one of the ways to commemorate it , was to announce the new "Tallest Married Couple" at the Guinness World Records Museum in Hollywood, California.

They've been married for seven years, but only recently tried out for this enviable title of "tallest married couple" . Yeah, I guess there must be a lot of competition (yeah, right; how many couples can boast of having 13 feet worth of height between them? LOL!!)

Well, actually, the previous record-holders for “Tallest Married Couple” were Wilco (Netherlands) and Keisha van Kleef-Bolton (UK) with a combined average height of 13 ft. 3.3 in. (404.7 cm).  The couple met after Keisha contacted the UK’s Tall Persons Club in search of a dance partner. Shortly afterward, the tall twosome were married at the All Saints Church in London on November 27, 2001. Guinness World Records recorded the pair’s record at their home in England, on March 18, 2009 (aaw, sooo romantic, a fairy tale ending meant just for giants . Ok, kidding, kidding!!)


Sources:

http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/guinness-world-records-reveals-new-tallest-married-couple-at-the-guinness-world-records-museum-108888564.html

http://uk.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6AH6E420101118


Anyway, I wish them luck in their new Guiness World Record title,

edoyad:
When will IBB die ? Now that'd be the real good news.

Gosh: though this so downright mean ; I can't help but wonder the same . But something tells me that his numerous victims are praying he will deteriorate slowly, in extreme pain and suffering, from some debilitating incurable disease before he finally exits this world . However, who are we to judge? His time will come, let us just hope and pray for all the wrongs to be righted one day.

Missy ★ B:
Yeah, right! You must think I love them to death.
Throw 'em away, please! Everything is wrong with the shoes.

Lol, I agree! On a fair, more petite girl, it might have worked. But I gather Steph is built like an amazon , she should have gone for smarter, more ladylike shoes and not those platform heels she wore. And her hair . Watermelon in this day and age ?? OK, I'll stop here, cos I'm far from mean by nature .

NubianQ:
you are making me soo famous

lol,

try harder,

i am off. pls type something that is worth responding to,  I WILL REPLY TOMORROW

yaybabababababadodododooddodofofofofofofof, hahahahaha

(Still roflol ) NubianSkank, check it dude , you're already famous, you totally don't need me, seriously . I can see you're off to join VivadaSniffer on your nightly escapades: where two of you successfully and with superhuman ease, take on 24 guys between yourselves per night . Are you sure you will be in any condition to do any web surfing tomorrow??

But come, you're more of a crack-head than I thought, if you believe I will still be interested in your skank-drivel tomorrow? Gosh, you must think I'm a street-running corner-street warmer like you . Anyway, give it a try if you can. But I promise you, with or without your Head Skank aka Viva Da Sniffer, I will flatten you. Now, all hail the NUBIAN QUACK !!!

NubianQ:
And is this supposed to be your response?,  your mother should go jump of a cliff because SHE raised a retard!

is yabba dubba a type of weed? hell ,,i take strickly crack,  sometimes i chase the dragon,

is it your dad selling yabba dubba? what is yabba dubba>  can u send samples to me?

so you went to check my history,  yay!!! you need some action,  closet LESBO,  you now claim to be a top nairlander,  so u are one of those that sleep here?

well please shut down and go and crawl under your rock,  you are making me soo famous

since nairaland is your life and you spend time worshipping white people that speak yoruba,  your ignorance is out of this world,  smelling dawg,

and stop stealing my words, [s](HUHHHH)[/s]

see mumu,

lol,

try harder,

[b]i am off.[/b]([s]Off ke?? Just when I started enjoying myself [/s]) pls type something that is worth responding to,  i will reply tommorow ok?

ok? madam maigaidi,  sooo long yabba dooobabadoooo,


yaybabababababadodododooddodofofofofofofof, hahahahaha

I love nairaland, RAGDOLLYDOLLYDOLLYRAGFOLLYFOLLYMOLLYMOLLY, FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLIIIIIIIIIIIISHHHHHHHHHHHH RAG,

DIRRRRTY RAG,  BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ROFLOL, no really, I totally can't stop, literally am incapable, of stopping, from laughing. My gosh, are you and vivadasniffer for real?? I mean, I've never seen your kind on this NL!!! I've really been living a sheltered existence, it seems. It's good though, once in a while, to interact with extinct specimens like you.


But really, you're only just a Skank Asst.; I'd prefer you to call along your partner-in-crack and comrade-in-crap, the great Vivadasniffer, to help you on this occasion. Because when I'm through with you. . .hm, suicide might be ur only option oooh. But no, I don't wish that on you. But feel free to attempt it, though. I won't stop you, I promise .

fstranger:
Yeah she is a nutjob. I guess it is the time of the month AGAIN. And instead of blood to be coming out of her mouth as usual, it is gushing into her brain. I will advise you to give her 4 days, to allow the blood to be completely drained from her brain into her stomach via the ventriculoperitoneal shunt that was placed there after she moved to the UK. It is my hope that by the end of the fourth day, she would be back to her old derange self, more mellow.

Oh my gooooosssssshhhhh!!!!


fstranger, I don't even know you, but pleeeasse, let me nominate you as my official favourite NL member . I wish I knew of all this ventriculo-whatever stuff since, I would have known how to handle her better from the start .


This is a real nice welcome for me on this NL. . .hmm, I think I'm going to like it here .

BYEEEeeee ke?? Asst. Skank, but I haven't even started now!!

Lol, me check your history? I was only quoting what someone else said about you.

How does it feel, NubianSkank, to be known worldwide as deranged, stinking, foul, rejected, abandoned, Womanliness-snaffling crackpot? Your reputation doth precede u, oh great NubianSkank!

Lol, pls don't go anywhere, I need u for my comic relief; my co-intellectuals are busy now so I feel like gracing u with my attention .

Dog-reject. Even a slimy frog won't bleep u, u stink more than a poo-pile!!! LRLLLL!!

fstranger:
Thank you! Thank you!! Thank you!!! Far way too kind with your invite. Anyway, I agree with everything you've said so far. Glad to see my Animashaun talking intelligently for the first time, no cursing, no deranged reasoning, calm,cool, and collected. Keep it up ok? I will be watching your every move, both on and off NL.

HAHAHAHHAH, I should have checked your criminal history before I even associated with you!! You are merely one of the dregs of this great NL, stinking up the place and making it so non-conducive for high-meaning people like me. OOHH, the shame upon this fantastic site to have your type running around wrecking good topics!!! LOOOOLLL. Now, to that massive shit-rhyme you just typed:

NubianQ:
YAy,  SO IT TOOK YOU LONG TO FIND OUT THAT Quack startS with Q? you are really dumb for real!!!

am sure you and your family were making tatoos of the oyibo girls face that was speaking yoruba,

hope u did not have to use the old Syringe u use to inject charcoal to do it again,  one word HYGIENE

what is this obsession with AIDS? is it a big deal?

so what if someone has it?

yes ohhh,  being Zap.E.D is not bad ohhh. its recreation,  i bet u dont know that,  i am sure your mummy told u its a duty to give it to every uncle that comes to visit, and even to the ones that buy pepper from you

you are calling us skanks?,  so what if we are skanks e dey pain you?? i like the title,  keep it flowing, 

this is why i hate you prehistoric Nigerians,  do you think calling a woman names is a big deal?

try harder,  AIDS DUMP? IS THAT ALL?,  we rather be dumps than be the person licking it off like you,

i can hear garggling,  is that your mouth filled with excrement, Ooops,  jeez man,  i almost forgot,  rag doll voodoo doll DIE DIE DIE,  BURN ,  LET your FLESH SPOIL,  BURN,  HMMMM I AM SHAKING MY HEAD WOOOOOOOOO

#

i am having fun,  i will reply you tommorow,  just stay awake, ok,

NOW GET your HANDS OFF URRR DIRRTY HOLE AND GO AND SLEEP,  YOU MUST BE THINKING OF ME,  DONT WORRY,  I MIGHT CONSIDER YOU IF YOU USE JIK TO CLEAN UP AND FLUSH IT WITH HOT ACID, 



NO ACTUALLY I AM USING A TYPE WRITER,  i cant use my PC for a lame  DOG,  i love being an assistant,  IS THAT your MOTUH STINKING ALL THE WAY IN CYBERSPACE?
?


wELL SINCE YOUR MUM DUMPED YOU IN THAT PIT TOILET AFTER BIRTH YOU HAVE STANK SOOO BAD,  product of a termination gone bad,  now who's your daddy

Where do I even start with this your vomit?? Gosh, when I think of what I could be doing with my precious time (**sigh**) - Well, it's your lucky day - I will spare you some seconds to show you how it's REALLY done, not all that deranged crack-induced yabba-dabba you wrote up there .

NubianQ:
Ofcourse i am a LESBO,  why did u not guess all along,  homophobic DOG,

your owner is looking for you,  he said you ran off like a yorshire terrier licking on old ladies,

please try harder,  you will flatten who? is it that your chest that has been used for boood ironing? abi u N.I.P.P.L.E.S pinched by your father and security man?

sharrap,  mad cow,  and stop nodding your head while i type i know u agree with everything I SAY about you,

i hear a song,  wow it sounds like who let the dogs out 

ragdollz, ragdollz,  as usual you are the constant while every man and that goes into your smelly fishy pot is a variable,

Viva is My buddie,  and i am going to talk where i want to,

go and change your pad before u talk to me,

Flea infested, CUUMM bukkaked,  SLAVE!!!

hmmm I CAN SMELL YOUR BLOOD,  hmmmm well i cant hit that,  too smelly,  well ,  u couldve had a chance,  you think the word LESBO HURTS,  LOL,

I LOVE WOMEN SUE ME!!

Chei! Spoken like a true animal speaking human language!! lol, now I'm REALLY impressed!! Female bulldog, I salute you! I'm even honouring you by interacting with you' it's obvious you're beneath me intellectually . Tell me the truth: you almost scattered your 1980 computer system just rushing to reply my post, right?? I could tell . Relax, breathe in, exhale. . . . .then come back again with a better retort. Skank Assistant!! LRLLLLLLLL!!!!

The Nigerian got 3 years, the other guy got 1 year . And then the difference between the "fines" of the Nigerian and the other guy was too much. Looks like Adamu got the short end of the stick . Though it's been reported that FIFA were not happy to even penalise these guys, and felt the newspaper that exposed them really added a lot of fan to the fire and even caused the whole fiasco just to make headlines. FIFA were reluctant to do as much as they did, so that's why our Adamu will be back in business soon - 3 yrs from now, he'll once again be doing what he does best: corrupting the international sports sector .