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i used to accost girls and say sumtin like ''hey baby i wanna spoke to you and i wanna fall in love''
i love u pass my mother.
Girls must have been very patient in those days

share your own funny ones lets laff out loud

e be like say i go like this ganstaboo,she no send

noo,if i dont hit a punnany for a whole year,i will die, i think

Emi ni omo òlalomi abi isu jo orokó, omo ijakadi oloro awon omo OFFA. If u're proud of ur town and u know its praise song,lets hear it

it was adam and eve God created not adam and steve

i wonder why its so hard for some people to belive that God is real just because they cant see him.Even u urself where are u? are u the chest u are beating or the hand u are using to beat the chest if u are ur body why is it that when u die(ur body is still there) u dont answer when ur name is called.The fact is that we ourselfs are spirits residing in a body. u cant really see the next person cos what u see is just a covering.Think for a change

If u came into a room and saw two books standing vertically and another one lying horizontally on them and i said to u "men,i just threw these three books up and when they came down,they just arranged themselves like this" chances are u wont believe me.There is just too much order in the way the universe is to believe it just happened that way.Think for a change

@mudley
i wud rather believe there is a God and die to find out there is none than to believe there is no God only to die and find out there is one.A word is enuff for the wise

I luv funny bumper sticker messages. These are my favourites: keep honking while i reload, Honk if u've never seen an uzi fired frm a car window, Trafficator is broken,watch out for my finger, Quit honking,driver is trying to catch some sleep, warning:Driver just doesnt give a shi*t anymore, caution: Driver may bailout at any time. If u have more funny ones 4 me,pls post it

A man wit d metrological office kept getting his predictions wrong,if he said dere was going 2 be sunshine,u had best hold ur umbrella.After a record of 300 wrong forcasts he was fired. He moved 2 another town 2 luk 4 work in dt town's met office and in d applicatn form dere was a question "why did u leave ur last employment?" without hesitation, d man wrote "d weather cudnt agree wit me"

i will walk up to dem and say something like "hi so are here,i've been trying your number,anyway i got those anti-retroviral drugs you asked me to help you buy , its on the fridge in the kitchen"

Selfish ppl, do u ever think of d person doing march past infront of d bathroom with one hand on d buttocks to kip d thing 4rm dropping prematurely

Some times in life we do crazy things.

I have just been given a yellow card by my girlfriend. My offence? I 4got her majesty's birthday was today. She also reminded me dt i wasnt in town on valentines day and after goin thru all these grievious offences,her judgment was i didn't really care abt her anymore. I mean why shd an innocent act of forgetfulness cause such a row

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i have reached the marriage age,i have a good job and i am comfortable.My people has advised me to look for a good girl and get married.Question: who is a good girl? is it for a girl to be respectful, or a virgin(i have read posts where guys insists they wud marry a virgin or die trying), or innocent looking?( i have heard cases of a gentle lady turning into a real bitch the moment u say i do).marriage is a life long contract and one needs to be careful.so nairalanders borrow me your wisdoms

"apparently d CBN has not told us d whole story. Our private investigations show that the Federal Govt owes nigerian banks about 3.2 trillion naira"-ThisDay. If dis is true wont it be a classic example of d pot calling d kettle black? Oro di hmm, oro pa esi je

Na wa o. One would think u're going off to war instead of just going to toast one girl. If any of d girls had said 'boo' i am sure we wud have recorded casualities

Blah,blah,blah, Ur left breast is bigger dan ur right".Now dts interesting. Meso,can i take a look?