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What i need is level headed evaluation since i am too emotionally involved to be capable of reasoning, i seek advice from u guys. Here is my story.

I am a young man,good job and generally doing fine.
I met dis young lady thru an old girlfriend of mine and we became friends first. While we were still just friends she met a married friend of mine thru me.
Our friendship progressed slowly due to d fact that i had once gone out with her close friend but eventually our mutual likeness for each other got us into a relationship.
Last weekend she came visiting and while playing with her,i asked her if she had secrets she keeps from me. She reacted slightly in a strange way but i noticed and so, i pressed her as if i really knew something and she finally confessed that she slept with my married friend in a motel. I was shocked as i asked her when she was planning to tell me and she said she planned to tell me when our relationship had gone deeper and more able to withstand d shock.

Now my problem is not only that she slept wit my friend (though i go crazy anytime i imagine him on top of her) but mainly that she followed a married man to a motel and what that action says about her character which she might have been doing a great job covering up.
Frankly,i love dis girl but now i think shes loose and deceitful and logically i should breakup with her. Am i thinking straight?

I didn't go to church today rather i stayed back home to reflect on my life;soon it will be another December i thought to myself, my 28th December on

earth and i realized how if i am lucky,i could get to celebrate 60 or so more Decembers and then the curtain would drop. Life is terribly short. so i have

decided on how best to spend the remaining 60 seasons of my life and not waste anymore of it. what about you how many active seasons do you

think you have left and how best can you utilize them to make this world just a little better than you met it?

Cant find a mate,was i born alone on that day? Mates where are u 28 august.txt me on 08055820798

hey slim,re u yoruba staying east of d niger? If so lets hookup forget abt all these stuff abt intelligent quys. Humans are ever changing and cannot fit into a permanent mould. If u want to hookup,send me a txt on 08055820798.

Our happiest memories are mostly those of our childhood. lets go back in time and relive those days.Tell us what games u played with ur friends during those holidays when daddy and mummy have gone to work. For me and my siblings mostly we caught our fun playing hop scotch, table soccer, police and thief, i declare ( a game which no other person i have since met knows), then boju boju, Ha! Those were d days. If u never knew that a mouse was more than just a rodent while u were growing, share ur memories

soulmate, i have been looking allover for u. dont you think its time we met? there are many who want to snatch what belongs to you and all this waiting is just driving me CrAzY. i am waiting

Guy, i think the biggest mistake people make in a relationshhip is to act in one way to show their displeasure abt d actions of their partner. The danger there is that ur partner gets the reason half way or does not get it at all. Up and tell her ur expectations in all cases no exceptions. If u expect her to say sorry for farting, say i expected u to say sorry if she feels u are being childish, let her. Its dangerous to let resentment buildup inside u as it has obviously done becos u will definately overeact on other issues if u keep bottling it up. Thanks

so sad, all of them are betting against nigeria. Is it that babies can no longer be delivered in dis country or they want to ensure their children have another citizenship if nigeria collapses, And it was nigeria that made them.

[all his children resemble him sha.

did they get anything from their mothers at all.

quote][quote][/quote]Tubaba is a winner onstage or off it. Tu abeg carry go, its too soon to stop.

who will save the green flag?

@ obowunmi, i think u are a bigger fool for not being able 2 comply to a simple request or simply move on mchew, i*diot

What is d best way to pick a big fight with a girl? See, I want to breakup with my Girlfriend but i dont want to just dump her for some personal reasons instead i want a big argument so dt we can scatter everything and go our separate ways. I have a few ideas up my sleeves but i want to see if i can get better ones out here. Its people who will suggest i want oh not judges and jury.

The situation in libya has been developing at an alarming rate.America,France and Britain are dropping Bombs to enforce a no fly zone, the arab

league which had before given its consent to the no fly resolution of the UN is now backing out amidst Russian criticism.If the Arab league were to

declare support for Ghadaffi because lets face it most of the leaders in Arab countries are in the same boat with Ghadaffi and it is in their interest to

show their people that revolutions are not always successful. Could this be the beginning of a long and destructive war that will draw in different

countries as it gathers momentum?

The beginning of the 3rd world war- the great apocalypse as predicted by Nostradamus?

@ Tekepama, u say they dont have a job? NL is the job of some peeps its only dt some get paid while d majority of d topic posters & contributors upon whom d site depends dont get shishi

Many Nigerians are bored and living low fun lifestyles.What shall we do if suddenly there was no internet facility?

As for me i visit NL when i am bored so that i can read funny comments from my fellow country people sometimes on serious matters and i have since

discovered that the average Nigerian has a huge sense of humour. Over the years i have come across some seriously funny threads that made me laff

so hard people stared at me as if am crazy or something (pls recommend ur favorite funny threads) but first I'd like to know why you visit nairaland.

Check out this job application of the decade:

Application Letter for Replacement of the Dead Manager

RE: APPLICATION FOR REPLACEMENT OF THE DEAD MANAGER

Reference is made to the recent death of the Manager at your Company and wish to apply for the replacement of the dead Manager.

Each time I apply for employment I am told there is no vacancy but on this one, i have caught you red handed. I even attended the funeral and all burial

process and made sure that I

hear from you who will take up the position. All I can remember was you saying that it will be difficult to replace him meaning there is no one at the

moment.

Its sad that he has left us but at least I benefit as he has left a vacancy for me.

I only hope there will be no corruption as we are all still mourning. He was my neighbor and it will be easy for me to continue with his legacy because I

was seeing the time he was coming for work and knocking off.

I will be sending my pictures whilst attending the funeral and burial so that you can see how tough I was and can be when employed.

Thanks for advertising the funeral because I could not have known.

Yours smiling,

Exaud Minja

This is something i found on the net, little childrens' defination of what love is


If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." -- Glenn, age 7

"Love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." -- John, age 9

"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." -- Manuel, age 8

"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." -- Mae, age 9

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." -- Greg, age 8

"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." -- Tom, age 5

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." -- Mike, 10

"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when Dinosaurs is on television." -- Jill, age 6

"One of the people has freckles, and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too." -- Andrew, age 6

"My mother says to look for a man who is kind. That's what I'll do. I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome." -- Carolyn, age 8

"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." -- Kenny, age 7

"One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." -- Ava, age 8

"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced.'" -- Anita, 9

"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." -- Regina, age 10

"Most men are brainless, so you might have to try more than once to find a live one." -- Angie, age 10

"A man and a woman promise to go through sickness and illness and diseases together." -- Marlon, age 10

"[Being] single is better . . . for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to change no diapers. Of course, if I did get married, I'd figure something out. I'd just phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and diaper-changing." -- Kirsten, age 10

"Love is foolish, but I still might try it sometime." -- Floyd, age 9

"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." -- Dave, age 8

Guys lets just have fun;i dont care if its an original joke or real life event as long as somebody has not heard it before,
then make that person laff.

ps: i will not be responsible for soiled laundry due to too much laffing.

oya lets start.who wants to go first?

beauty is in the eyes of the beholder so let people get to know the real u but u first hve to love ur self becos if u dont people can sense it.
try the ff exercise every morning:
look in a mirror and say to ur self aloud ''i completely love and accept myself just as i am''
repeat this affirmaion every morning.
little by little ur percieved flaws wud start to look inconsequential.
this is the beginning of the healing process

These are funny one liners i came across some where pls feel free to add ur own if they are funny or inspiring.


What's a man's idea of pre-intimacy?
A half hour of begging.

What is a man's idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

Husband: "I don't know why you wear a bra, you've go nothing to put in it."
Wife: "You wear boxers, don't you?"



Three weeks ago, my wife learned how to drive. Last week she learned how to aim it.

Nna but those colombian chics fine sha,i go like go dat colombia one day

wahala dey and see danger by psquare

when nl peeps bring it,they bring u drama
cant stop laffing over this cabal thread

@ nija sisi
that line made me popular back in secondary school cos 90% of the time,i had the babe smiling much to the envy of my friends

when the babe wont speak to u or answers in monosyllable i proceed thus:

toaster:can i ask u a question?

toastee: yes

toaster: do u believe in God?

toastee: yes

toaster: do u believe he can do all things?

toastee: yes

toaster: do u believe that he can make the face of a hard sister become soft?

toastee: (smiles) and usually the ice is broken

men! why do u retreat! do u want to live for ever?-alexander the great

ur man didnt teach u any pidgin english?

i said its seems i am going to like u,since u dont seem to give a c.rap