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Only God can explain dis things. The fact that we do not understand yet does not make it untrue. Men can not fly, this was a truth 4r people in the 1600s but today, we know better. Even science cannot explain everything. For instance, those who say there is no supreme diety can still not explain the origin of the first man and woman who came about without se xual inter course. If we evolved from apes, how did the apes come about? Or why havent we started showing traces of evolving into somethingelse if there was a big bang, scientists should prove it to us by showing us a controlled mini experimement were chaos can lead to order and the formation of new life. Science can still not explain (without contradictions) simple everyday pphenomenon like where dreams come from or why we age only in one direction or where our consciousness go when we sleep or when we die.
my point? Its simply that if I cannot explain how noahs ark worked, its only part of many things no one has been able to explain and shouldnt be a basis for debunking the bible.

Let the lady stay ontop during in tercourse. Law of gravitation wont allow the sperms to go up. ***use at your own risk****

She sent me a sms, I read it and quietly went back to complete my laundry then I called her and asked her if she was sure. She said yes, I wished her luck and silently dealt with the pain. In 2 weeks I was my old self again. We have remained good friends and She still calls often to seek advice; even admitting once that she made a mistake by calling of the relationship but of course it was too late. Relationships shouldnt be a do it or die in the process affair.

Let us brainstorm, think outside the box and profer solutions that can eradicate or reduce the problems posed by bank robbery in nigeria.

last week, a gang of robbers invaded the peaceful town of offa in kwara state, killed not less than 30 people and robbed 3banks in a row. This is just one case out of many where robbers have robbed many of their loved ones, leaving a trail of anguish, tears and blood. It is now evident that the measures put in place to prevent these robberies and wanton killing of innocent souls is not enough.

I want us to form a think tank and suggest ways (both conventional and none conventional) of reducing this menace.

if the ideas proposed by a person in your opinion isn't good enough, simply point out the loop holes and make your own suggestions.

I think the police should start training snipers, positioned on roof tops and other stategic positions using long range weapons to distabilise the robbers before mopols move in for close range battle.

The police can also consider the use of helicopters in assaults against ongoing robberies.

You can make your suggestions and it must not be conventional. Lets hear your views.

Obasanjo and his cronies are hell bent on painting GEJ in a bad light. I wont be surprised if obasanjo himself orchestrated this letter from iyabo and its denial. Knowing fully well that accusing fingers will be pointed at the presidency. The man is a strategist, dont put it past him.

little wonder Nigeria is this bad. i am really dissappointed to read the comments of our tommorrow leaders. @ OP, are u expecting such an amount

of money? If not, why are you even contemplating the withdrawal of the money? Dont make any mistakes, if the money is not yours then its not

yours leave it there. eventually the error will be detected. The bank never loses; they will always try to recover the money from you and if they

fail, the employee who made the error will be made to pay. These days most of those people who put on suits at the counters are contract staff

whose salary most likely is not up to 70k a month. put your self in such a persons shoes and withdraw the money if your conscience is okay with

it.

Friend do you hear the flight of dark crows over our lands?

Friend do you hear the dulled cries of our country in chains?

Our once beautiful virgin country has been raped by men with no conscience

Shall we continue to standby while they plunder our inheritance?

Let us for once take a stand; take a stand for what is ours.

Let us say ‘’NO’’ to all that destroys our land.

NIGERIA can be a great country, standing shoulder to shoulder with all these countries you are admiring.

A collection of our tiny efforts can start a movement.

Let us do it; Let us change the way it is to the way it could be.

Our children shall bless us for it.

You guys are wonderful. please help check this vin:JTDBE32K030193569. Thanks

Na only mouth many of us get oh. while i know some can actually withdraw that sum without feelin ashamed, majority wud feel shame and a lotta of people wont do it if not pushed to the wall by a pressing need. For me, its gotta be at least 5k. Anything else will be thru the atm.

@seuntoyo, pls help explain ur strategy more. i used the martingale strategy to amass over 800dollars in just one weekend but as they say ''easy come,easy go'' i lost all the money including most of my capital thru the same martingale. now i am desperate to recover my capital back. pls help.

Can anyone who has an experience with betonmarket assist me in withdrawing my funds. i Used a mastercard debit to fund the account and i

understand that withdrawal can only be made into the card but the message i am getting is that the card is not CFT eligible. I have already

e-mailed their customer care and still waiting for a response but if there is any other way to get my money out,i would be grateful if someone can

assist me with it.

Thanks

Who is dis akin alabi sef? is it that guy that sang nigeria jaga jaga? ***shrugs and goes back to puffing his miracle weed***

Manweysabi: e be like say when u wan learn maths for school, the teacher die or u dey skip maths classes

no bank gives u a rate in months. its always in years. now; shut up and listen. 8 pecent of 30m is 2.4m. that 2.4m is for the whole year. to get the amount for 3months, divide by 12 and multiply by 3.

Roy, 8 percent O̶̷̩̥̊͡f 30m f̶̲̥̅̊o̶̲̥̅̊я̲̣̥ 3months Ȋ̝̊̅§ 600k

I am a victim of this trend and e pain me well well becos i spend good time and money trying to get this seemingly well endowed thing into my bed;only to find out in the end that the map is not the territory. i just kuku manage to complete the assignment becos is not good to be leaving things half way. mtchew... we suppose to dey sue girls for misleading advertisement.

kudos to usain chukwuemeka bolt.

Rover 618i costs 600k and it has honda engine

ko ni da fun gbogbo awon ti o wu iwa ibaje yi, ni oruko jesu aye won ko ni toro mo laye. iran won a ti oshe ku ni. ti won ba jade, won ni de ibi ti won lo. ogun lo ma fi eje won we. be ni ko ri fun won. awon ika,awon aja, awon omo iran ki ran.

Otu!- A no good, terrible and bad goal keeper...... Men we had serious fun back in those dayz. The fun was high and the grades were low but then who cared? At least we turned out to be balanced individuals today. Really pity d children of today.

3 koners isikwuol to won penarity! (Three coners is equal to one penalty.)

Oti ge lati ana! (u have dribbled him since yesterday)- to encourage a player who is attempting to dribble an opponent.

Fara bale fara bale gba si igbo! (shouted by fans)- to put pressure on an opponent who is about to take a penalty kick.

Ball felele- a rubber ball for children

Ha han! @op, is it our fault that you could not sleep? Why all dis nansense posts. Mtchew.
@sexiestharam, dont mind d guy jare. So whatsup nah, i like ur fire like nature. How about us getting to know each other better?

Nairaland is full of intelligence peoples that is why i want to verified this thing i hear.
My friend who is very enlightened in wemen affairs tell me that if u are doing that thing with your girlfriend and u allows her to stay on top that she will not get pregnant becos the law of gravity will not allow ur soldiers to swim upstream. Now dis my friend has put me in a lot of trouble in d past becos of bad advice. Pls tell me if hes correct on dis one before i practicalise it.
Thank you.

Those who chop off peoples necks wont like a cutlass near their own.
If my sister is matured and old enough to know what she wants, why not? Like somebody said, i wont be the one to marry her. Even if i have doubt about my friends intention, the best i can do is to offer her strong advice. Shikena

Guys (i mean men), i want to get married. It has been on my mind for a while but my problem is how to make a choice. Stories of how women change after marriage, causing the man to regret the day he was born is making me perhaps too cafeful.
What are the red flags that one should definately look out for and what are those things one can overlook in making a choice of whom to marry.
Comment from married men will be appreciated if they can tell us how married life has been in all sincerity.
Thanks.

@ F.K.O. Lol, It wasn't my fault though. My instrument of magic was rude,young,wild and never listened to any reason of any kind. I am still surprised how i got thru those teenage years without any seed germination.

Lawd!. You bet i did and It was becos of that teacher that i started m.sturbating. She sat a little carelessly; one look at her pa.nties and i was a gonner. I really was a randy little fellow in those dayz.

My dear, dont worry so much. The right guy will come along but u must take some actions ur self.
Dress well, go out;mix with people, make intelligent conversation( guys only like dull girls as bed mates) and pray. Its well wif u.

Nna ehn, just to think about the money makes me dizzy. Goodluk op

Thank you guys,u will never really know how much i appreciate ur response.