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Raimond:
Back to topic;

Like i said mouth odour can be contagious if you hang around Queenisha











Leaves thread again!!!

Gamine:
I am Nigerian.

What has igbo gast to do with mouth Odour?

ibkaye:
ROFLMAOOOOO

bfbs:
This is just stupid an an insult to men, grow up your class or go find them in your local village!, would you compare the smell of a man's mouth to that of your P/You/S/S/Y??

[/quote][quote author=Sisikill link=topic=148636.msg2471679#msg2471679 date=1215429490]When you are talking to him on the phone, mistakenly (and I mean purposely) call another guy's name. Like this. . .

You - It was hot today, Ken. . . I mean John I was sweating like a pig.

Before he can pick up on the name, you quickly say something else, as if you are trying to cover up. He'll think he heard wrong, so he won't say anything. You guys will continue talking and just when he is relaxing, BAM! you hit him with another one.

You - Ken. . . John, remember when so so and so happened? (A fond memory of something that happened to you two)

You wait for his answer. It would be slow in coming because he's weighing his option. . . should he answer your question or ask who Ken is? Doubt whirls in his head. Surely, she can't mistake me for someone else, especially when it is about a memory that means so much to us. He's thinking.

You have two options here. . . depending on how soon you want the fight to start.
1) You can call his real name and launch into details of that fond memory. How Happy you were. . . blah, blah. He relaxes again, dismissing the whole thing.

2) While he is silent, you go "Ke. . . John. John, John." Repeating his name, as if you are trying to remind yourself. If you can throw in a curse word in there, do it but under your breath, this gives the idea that you are beating yourself up for making a mistake.

Okay, now he is certain you called him by another name. He gets all "Who is Ken?". You response here is very crucial. You have to be very ADAMANT in you denial and if you can, raise the pitch of your voice as you go along, it makes you sound hysterical. . . thus making you sound guilty.

"Ken? Who? What are you talking about. Who is Ken? I don't know any Ken. Are you Crazy? What Kind of Question is that? I Can't believe you'll ask me that kind of question. Don't make me angry oh. I'm calling all the way from wherever and you are asking me this nonsense question This is called "The Lady Doth Protest Too Much" response and it never fails in cementing guilt.

At this point, the seed that you have another guy is firmly planted in his head, nothing can uproot it now . . and voila! FIGHT!

phelex:
hey raimond u know it's not that easy

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Gamine:
I thot there were only humans online.
Now i see a snake on this thread

chei!

The woman in the topic is actually
the wife of the Ex-chairman of WEMA bank

She sent him packing because of the following;
He was living in her house
She was paying his childrens school fees
He squandered the money he had on GKW!!!
She couldnt take his abuse and aggressiveness anymore.

I looked at all this and concluded that to send a man packing
you must have know that right from the beginning

Na husband be that?--I`m sure she got him the Wema bank job too