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@Sam Milla: why don`t you do us a picture-story thread someday.You`re quite good at this picture-story stuff.Please think about it!

Avartar, still not seen it!

Pictures please!

deniyor:
Very common occurrence among those who leave their significant others to come study abroad. It happened to me and lots of my friends. From experience, those who usually survive it are the married ones, sometimes the engaged but never the bfs/gfs or those with little commitment. Men and women are equally susceptible to straying but Women hold on longer than Men before cheating.

It's just a matter of time b4 the dynamics of both relationships change. You will slowly lose interest in your old love and build something with your newfound love. After all, you will admit to yourself, circumstances have changed. Also, b4 in naija, you were sexually inexperienced. Now you have gone the entire distance.

Which relationship, you will focus on depends on where you decide to settle after you are done grad sch. If you go back home right away, you can rekindle the relationship with the old flame. Else you end up with the new one or anyone tht comes after her where you are located.

Cheating is wrong no matter the circumstances or excuse. But you are already doing it so I can only say this: Enjoy yourself and learn from the experience you are going to go thru. It is a once in a lifetime one. It will shape your views on a lot of things.
Goodluck

@deniyor***You just echoed my mind!

They should be sent to the army Barracks and made to slap the first officer in sight""""let`s see what happens after that

bidemi12:
another mumu thread. common sense should tell u that it depends on the age of the child.

I see nothing `mumu` about this thread,if anything, i think it`s rather one of the few sensible threads still existing on Nairaland.
@Topic: I think it`s all about the parents` discretion. Like some people have said here already, i could do it in front of my son, if its a situation i can`t help,but in front of my daughter,it`s a total no,no!!

Godswill Akpabio of Akwa Ibom State is the biggest thief in Nigeria
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Godswill Akpabio of Akwa Ibom State is the biggest thief in Nigeria. Since becoming a governor in May, 2007, Akwa Ibom State has earned over N1.5 trillion from oil allocations and internally generated revenue. Other than a few killometer of roads, some of which he has built at N1billion per kilometer, there is nothing in the State that Akpabio can boast of as using the money to do. Now, he wants a second-term. God forbid!

The biggest complaints to anyone who visit Akwa Ibom State now is certainly going to hear from the masses is that the masses are hungry. How can hunger be a big issue in a State which brings in more money per month than all the Northern States combined? And in case anyone who reads this begins to wonder where all the money goes, all one has to do is visit Akwa Ibom State.

The landscape of Uyo, for instance, has become an eye sore from ugly billboards with the dumb faces of Akpabio adorned everywhere. That is where the money goes. Every day we hear organizations splintering everywhere with “support Godswill Akpaio” slogan on everyone’s lip. That is another wasteful conduit because Akpabio will use the people’s money to fund all these groups, as long as they continue to sing his praises, a task, which those organizations are doing very well, anyway.

Another conduit for the waste is what seems like Akpabio’s constant bribe of federal officials in Abuja. He bribes federal officials to protect him from possible moves towards impeachment for his wrong conducts. Just last week, the States’ Commissioner of Police, Mr. Walter Rugbere, was summoned to Abuja. After the meeting with his boss, sources said Rugbere was told to wait for information on his re-assignment out of Akwa Ibom State. As soon as he returned to Akwa Ibom and cried to Governor Akpabio, Akpbio flew to Abuja with bags full of money to pay-off whoever is supposed to effect the transfer of Rugbere out of Akwa Ibom State.

In case anyone wonders why Rugbere does not want to leave Akwa Ibom State; Akpabio has given Rugbere so much money that Rugbere, who came to Akwa Ibom with nothing, is now reported to own several landed properties both in Akwa Ibom and beyond. As of this writing, Walter Rugbere is probably the richest Police Commissioner in Nigeria.

In exchange, Rugbere makes sure that he protects Akpabio from any crime committed in Akwa Ibom State on and in his behalf by his supporters, mostly his personal assistants, aides, and Commissioners. If no one believes me, just ask Walter Rugbere how many kidnappers have been charged to and convicted in any court of law, since he took over as the Commissioner of Police in Akwa Ibom State. Yet, kidnapping is a crime committed daily in the State. Because the crime is committed by people who work in Akpabio’s administration, Walter Rugbere does not want to offend his sources of income by charging the culprits to court.

With so much stealing and so much laundering of the people’s money, how can anyone in his right mind wants to support such a leader? That is why I shout that governor Akpabio Must Go and Akpabio Will Go, it’s just a matter of time. And I will continue to shout until the very day he leaves, which is just months away.

Thompson Essien

The Voice of the Poor Masses

Defender of the Oppressed

Social Critic

A native of Ibibio nation of Ubium Republic extraction, now living in the safe and beautiful city of Portland, Oregon, where no AKPF, ADUMA, ADV, and Akwa Ibom State politicians can reach.

The power of imagination----nice try!

9ice!! (Not the Gongo Aso crooner )

Typical Nigerian football>beautiful.The super eagles should revert to this style!!!

It depends on what you would want to say to her.
I think all you need do is let her know you appreciate and admire her person and company.
No sex talk just yet, or you risk having a negative twist in the relationship, depending on her values.
Just keep things simple for now, and allow things fall into place naturally.
Good luck!

Let`s give it up for the Oberhausen Octupus,it predicted the game right:

http://www.tonic.com/article/german-octopus-paul-world-cup-prognosticator/

Desperate 2 by Godswill A.

I would sack the shit out of you over and over again---i hate perverts !!

mylove4him:
I wish my governor Godswill Akpabio can learn from this man. Gov Ameachi talks and behave as an intellect but our gov like an illiterate that never saw the worlds of a university.

Unfortunately that`s my governor too, his convoy almost ran over my parents car at the traffic light one sunday morning,when the light in his lane was red.To add insult to injury,his armed aides were pointing their guns at my parents car after almost running them over!!, when i called one of his numerous P.A.s who happened to be one of my coursemates in school, and told him about the call i got from my parents on the incident, he apologised, saying that the man was probably late for one his numerous `owambe church services`, he went further to say that i should blame his aides for beating traffic, that afterall the man was not driving himself!

The text be like say na ashawo send am, how she take get your number---naughty! naughty!!

Research shows tht 1 blast frm a vuvuzela throws 10k saliva droplets in2 the air. Hmmm! So tht means if 30k pple r blowin vuvuzelas abt 300m droplets r dispersed! If each person blows his horn 100times in a game abt 30bn droplets r floatin in the air! Imagine if just 5% of them hav flu, it means abt 1.5bn flu particles r floatin arnd waitin 2b inhaled! Wow! Now I dnt feel so bad abt not makin it 2the World Cup! Lol!

Research shows tht 1 blast frm a vuvuzela throws 10k saliva droplets in2 the air. Hmmm! So tht means if 30k pple r blowin vuvuzelas abt 300m droplets r dispersed! If each person blows his horn 100times in a game abt 30bn droplets r floatin in the air! Imagine if just 5% of them hav flu, it means abt 1.5bn flu particles r floatin arnd waitin 2b inhaled! Wow! Now I dnt feel so bad abt not makin it 2the World Cup! Lol!

I actually have one of those balls,i got from Colin Udoh, men that thing has a very strong bounce i don`t blame the keepers,that thing is really fast!!!!

If you need a suave/urbane President,with good grammer,spiced with accented Americanism,then start campaigning for Donald Duke, He`s got it all.

But for Pete`s sake leave Goodluck alone,he is a NIGERIAN president, capice

No way,she didn`t beleive in me enough to stay with when the going was tough,why should i take her back after i had made it. I means if i fall into hard times again,she`ll leave again.

I `d start a new life with my son, and marry someone i know truly loves me!

Rooney is GOOD, Messi is BETTER!!!

debosky:
^^ One game. He misses the Birmingham game but should be available afterwards.

I think we need to take Gallas to Serbia for quick healing of this calf injury - that woman owes us one after failing to repair RVP's ligaments. 

Vieira:
Read the thread. It is a one match ban.

The same it has been ever since for a straight red that is due to stopping a goal scoring oppotunity.

Thanks Guys,needed to be sure. I know his absence won`t stop us from  taking 3 points @ Birm.!

How long is TV5`s suspension please!!!

Nigeria line-up v Mozambique

Enyeama, Yusuf, Apam, Shittu, Echiejile, Etuhu, Kaita, Mikel, Osaze Yak, Obasi (Confirmed)!

The `malaria own don pafuka` thing!!!!

I f i can accept a gift from a total stranger,why not an ex!!!!

I beleive when a woman leaves her parents,to cleave to a man in marriage,she should be ready let that reflect even in the name,no matter her level of exposure,or even if she`s royalty.I don`t think it`s about being backward in thinking/reasoning.Fine i accept that times have changed,but the truth remains:a woman has no business using her father`s name after marriage,it`s a slap on the husbands face,if she is not ready to drop the name,she might as well stay at home!

Honestly!!!

Fhemmmy:
one man's meat, and i am sure there must have been something about the lady that made him to say "i do"

I strongly beleive so!