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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: My Picture by Raimond(m): 10:28am On Jun 06, 2008

Hey, dis pikin let us know what it is you are looking for exactly.

TV/Movies › Re: The Apprentice Africa by Raimond(m): 9:55am On Jun 06, 2008

I feel bad that Deox left,i was rooting for him to win.Equally,methinks Eunice should have been kicked out b4 now,she has been so bitchy, just hope she is not waxing Shobanjo`s nob. grin

Romance › Re: "To Hell With Love: I Just Want To Get Married!" by Raimond(m): 9:38am On Jun 06, 2008

THE SUMMARY IS SIMPLE:IF YOU GET MARRIED WITHOUT LOVE,YOU`RE SIMPLY DEAD MEAT.

THERE IS NOTHING LIKE BEING ACCOMMDATING HERE.

Romance › Re: I Am In Love With A Married Man by Raimond(m): 6:45pm On Jun 04, 2008

Find out if the wife is a baracudda, if she is , RUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If not, you risk having your husband`s Instruments frisked by another.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Obama Clinches Democratic Nomination by Raimond(m): 6:02pm On Jun 04, 2008

I hope you guys are not just knowing that Hillbillyclint is a nigger-hating/recist,glory-seeking BEYOTCH!!!!!!!!!!!

Celebrities › Re: Sunny Okosuns Is Dead by Raimond(m): 4:07pm On Jun 02, 2008

Ooooohhhhh, Which way Nigeria!!!!!!!! cry

God rest your soul !!!

Family › Re: Husband In Nite Clubs/discos by Raimond(m): 3:14pm On Jun 02, 2008

Leopard+Spots=Leopard+Spots, 20 years after.

Bachelor+club=Husband+club, 20 years after (Except by special grace). grin

Romance › Re: How Do I Flush Her Out? by Raimond(m): 5:39pm On May 26, 2008

lagguy:
Oga Raimond is still living in el derado!

Romance › Re: Kissing And Farting ! Lol ( If Was Kissing And Your Kissing Partner Farts : ) by Raimond(m): 5:25pm On May 26, 2008

Any Fart that doesn`t smell, will definitely not hurt.!!! grin

Romance › Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake by Raimond(m): 5:18pm On May 26, 2008

eldee:
Sexual desire can't be compared to other types
If it could cause incest in the Bible

What then will you call Fritzl, that held his daughter captive for over eighteen years
And made her give birth to seven kids?

Fritzl`s case is simply out of this world.

Shit happens, anyways!!!!!!!

Romance › Re: Why Are Women Such Bitches - Please Tell Me. by Raimond(m): 5:15pm On May 26, 2008

Before you post trash about females don`t forget that you have a motha and probably, sistas, and maybe, a daughter someday.

Romance › Re: 10 Women In 20 Days - I Broke My Own Record - Its Great Living In America. by Raimond(m): 5:10pm On May 26, 2008

Why do i feel this post is one of those cheap publicity stunts shocked

Romance › Re: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake by Raimond(m): 5:06pm On May 26, 2008

Guy your use of the word hammer and mistake don`t seem to sit well with me.The act was obviously borne out of a desire.

Sort yourself out, i don`t think i can help you on this one.All the best!!!!

Romance › Re: How Do I Flush Her Out? by Raimond(m): 4:56pm On May 26, 2008

Just end the relationship,because if you can rubbish someone that was once close to your heart this much,then there`s no use going further. If you don`t want her again, simply let her know u feel nothing for her again full stop.

You don`t need to trash her this way in the open.What is it with the body odour, wide p***y, and use of the word `flush`.It means she was no more than loo tissue to you.

I can bet you the same fate will befall the next ~~victim~~ i mean the next person you meet.

Please ladies are not trashbags, they might be annoying some times,or fall short of what we expect but even at that,show some respect man.

No hard feelings, one love.

Romance › Re: What Do You Do With A Domineering Girl-friend? by Raimond(m): 4:41pm On May 26, 2008

My guy if you can`t stamp your authority as a man, shut the farce down. angry

Romance › Re: I'm 30, She's 18 Can I Marry Her? by Raimond(m): 3:27pm On May 26, 2008

At 18, if she has attained mental maturity,i don`t think it should be a problem, you can work things out, and things will always work out.All the best

Romance › Re: 10 Women In 20 Days - I Broke My Own Record - Its Great Living In America. by Raimond(m): 3:19pm On May 26, 2008

PATHETIC!!!!!!!!!

Politics › Re: Iyabo Obansanjo Is Innocent by Raimond(m): 10:19am On May 26, 2008

If Iyabo Obasanjo is innocent, then i`m a virgin.

Romance › Re: Help My Boyfriend by Raimond(m): 6:05pm On May 23, 2008

HEY GUYS I`M GETTING OUTTA OFFICE, ENJOY THE WEEKEND. grin

Romance › Re: Help My Boyfriend by Raimond(m): 5:43pm On May 23, 2008

The Sly:
Be it domestic husband or farm husband. . . .A husband is always a husband!. . .

The Freezer is Kinda empty . . . .How many of them Chelsea did u drink?. . huh?

Just another way of telling us that Chelsea`s trophy cabinet is empty grin

Romance › Re: Help My Boyfriend by Raimond(m): 5:20pm On May 23, 2008

buzyDiva:
SLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

You gave u permission to go online.
You bera get back to washing those undies before i break ya head!

Am i missing something here??!! wink

Romance › Re: Help My Boyfriend by Raimond(m): 5:18pm On May 23, 2008

@POSTER

I just realised sth.All u need to do is serve him with some fried pork and his Libido will be taken to the cleaners for six months.

What!!! fried pork,no libido for six months---Cheeiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shocked

Romance › Re: Help My Boyfriend by Raimond(m): 5:05pm On May 23, 2008

Hmmm, i`m done with my pork chops,but the sad part is that i can`t help the poster because if indeed pork kills, and with the quantity i ate--JEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Romance › Re: Help My Boyfriend by Raimond(m): 5:01pm On May 23, 2008

RampantT:
Busta, you and I know that Most of this Nairaland men are bunch of boys (the truth hurts).
I have a man in mind, thank you very much
You're cracking me up today, keep it up.
bTw, pork kills so dnt drop dead there o

PORK KILLS better ask for the NAFDAC number

Romance › Re: Help My Boyfriend by Raimond(m): 4:55pm On May 23, 2008

buzyDiva:
@ Rampant and Xerxes . .

Ti mo ba mu eyin meji

Abeg . . share some love no fights

Beleive me those two don`t need to share no Love, all they need is to help themselves to some pieces of this fried pork i`m savouring this moment.

For Pete`s sake let someone help the poster, i would but my fried pork is better enjoyed,hot. grin

Romance › Re: Help My Boyfriend by Raimond(m): 4:47pm On May 23, 2008

RampantT:
se the same junks you recyle over and over?
Omo, shattap for once and stop acting like the world belongs to you jo. it's boring most of the times
come leave a gash and see if you dnt loose that 2 incher b/w your legs

2 incher---Fried pork drops from mouth [/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#770077] shocked

Romance › Re: Help My Boyfriend by Raimond(m): 4:43pm On May 23, 2008

Can s/one please get back to the topic and help the poster,because i`m very busy @ d moment--- eating fried pork at work. ; grin

Sports › Re: The Best Soccer Playing Brothers You Know by Raimond(m): 1:58pm On May 23, 2008

They are two waste-pipe strikers that play for ghana:Gyan and Gyan grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester Has Won Uefa Champions League by Raimond(m): 9:19am On May 23, 2008

sun_temi:
You've said it all. Manchester United fans, don't let your victory get into your head.

kras4naija:
just a stroke of luck, man u fans shldn't be so loud about the victory

Whether by stroke of luck or epilepsy of luck, the bitter truth remains that Manchester United won.So all Manchester United fans savour your victory with all amount of relish, because the story might be different next season.

Congrats to you guys once again!

Arsenal till Yar`adua wears jeans!!!

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