₦airaland Forum

The kwarrakwarra don enter their body since,in fact, now e dey dia body. If you doubt me, go and ask Mr Bones.
Just like Kwarupscion is endemically pandemic in Nigeria,if you still think otherwise go and have a talk with Uncle Lai.

Wetin kwonsain me?
No be their female members them go dey execute? When the number of females in their sect decimates to a point that the men start killing each other just to get a fairly used kpekus, then the elites in that sect will start reviewing their doctrines.

Merely looking at this young man, one can tell that he is old for his age. Deny it if you wish, but I say he must be one of those gangs that will go about kidnapping busloads of passengers. Maybe he got cheated in the sharing of the profits by the hierarchy of the joint stock venture but thought it wise to use himself for feasibility Studies.
Onye Ara !

I don't understand this matter at all,who are these UNMENGUNMEN sef?
E be like say this kpeke don pass agitating for sovereignty for our Igbo brothers, it's like some sinister folks are stylishly decimating them and destroying their hard-earned infrastructure. Makes one wonder whether this is the proverbial LANGUAGE they'll understand
OH GOD PLEASE HELP YOUR CHILDREN IRRESPECTIVE OF TONGUE, TRIBE OR RELIGION.

Bros forget that thing before she push you make you go bite wetin you no go fit chew. She could be selective in her reportage to you in that she may only be complaining about the advances of those ones with a typical SHORTGUN like what she is familiar with in your,has she ever told you about those ones with LONGGUNS, BAZOOKAS, and SMGs that has already used your playing field for target range while you are at work. Maybe, you should just get a ride for her. Though,it will be no guarantee that she will not still use that ride to transport that practice range to far off battalions.

Na Telecom masts you dey fear?
The exhaust fumes alone you inhale on a daily is enough to cancerise your whole body and the entire Nigerians join. Dey dia dey worry, no go find wetin you go chop before sapa first cancer come knock for ya dormot.

Wow!
Such Cheering news at last!
I pray he does not have the kinda existence OO7 had in similar dwellings because this lucky fella wouldn't survive the adrenaline rush the experience comes with.
Maybe some Nigerians should plead with him to allow PMB and BAT go there for some months to recuperate.

I won't say anything in a clear case of dog-eat-dog, so that the hizbah (even with the aid of the inmates) come down and pluck me from Mama Chidiebere joint wia I dey observe my weekend dose of Manya anuchi.

Always two sides to every coin.
If you don't wanna do the time then spend your time to turn what constitutes a lucrative criminal venture to multitudes into a legitimate endeavor, rather than lusting for a very short span of time then find your (humble) self doing the time you'll wish you could just charm away.
Before you rant on me,ask Hush � puppy HOW FAR SO FAR?

He's one jolly lucky fella I've seen, because the impact of hitting the roof of that luxury wheels should have sent him directly into the elitists phase of highness (as is often the case) rather than reset his faculties to FS(as it is) which actually a very rare occurrence. The State should make him replace that ride to the owner, after which he should be sent to train for free-falling WITHOUT parachutes but a license to infinite amount of doping.

If you have a fortune nest to fall back on for at least two to three weeks then go for a neat bukka because the ROI is really high considering that crime/crime prevention is a very hunger inspiring venture. You'll be surprised at the volume of food some security operatives forming Oga Officer will be buying at a blow because their masters (the diehard criminals) bade them to do so, which they can never consciously/willingly refuse be they also have the good fortune of keeping part of the meal for themselves before taking the rest to their pseudo masters in their cells. If you get luck shack one big Oga@theTop, you don get licence to sell any/all kinda illicit drugs and NOTHING WILL HAPPEN because this is Nigeria where crime is determined by several factors like who you know, how fat is your purse and what you are willing to give.

Congratulations Danielle!
She's a whole lot more beautiful than the Mom, though I can't really say if Yul is the biological father of the....
What do I even know?
Let me keep kwaiyet sef before Ebubedike come use me take do New yam sacrifice.

Katsina and Akwa Ibom States were created the same day. Katsina state how far?

markidoo:
Na the rescuer be that abi na the Papa?

That guy in the pic is Akan Paul Udom, the CEO of Oga Yenne. He is the one who rescued the girl

Babe forget that thing, we sabi say you get dogs

Naija never get presido that time,na for colonial era my Mama born me.

Go for your sins are forgiven

#600.00 here in Uyo, Akwa Ibom.

Op have you ever heard the adage "The devil you know is better than an angel you don't know" ?

Abeg free the guy joor !
Na crime for the gal to FALL in love?

Oga everything you stated na she she she
You no tell us your own part in the relationship yet you trust us to decide for you.
Bros abeg carry ya cross across the bridge because from the flow of ya yarn, you already know what to do only that you are too winny-hearted to make up your mind about it.


Next please

Na de car ki am

Don Baba J is a prolific bizman, high time he got a new face on da label

Lesriosdefrance:
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So like this Victor Osuagu na Norseman, rugged him dia!

Campaign don start

Na mehn! Army no be Boys Brigade

116,900 + 90,400 =207,300
With that amount of naira I don do the marriage introduction of the mother of my 15yr old daughter and still have something left to start up something.
Yet some peops go still buy am here for Nairaland yet they won't lift a finger to help a brother in dire need.

Nothing do am, the guymani don tire for the kind bar wia him dey kpor firsthand as these pippul dey waste yet him wia dey dia dey wedge them dey chop from the crumbs wia fall.
NA WHY THE GUYMANI WAN PICK HIM OWN MEGA.
After all, no be person wia dey chop mega upandan dey disturb and distract us with noise and propaganda go dey form fainting script for inside NASS?

My current situation is very dim, can't even share the experience because right now I'm contemplating suicide because of 70K loan I borrowed for my daughter's surgical operation that I don't have the means to pay back now that it is long overdue

This is as a result of the general statistics available to NACA, but in reality the fact is that Akwa Ibom people are more enlightened ergo more people go for testing than most Northern states.

thesicilian:
Whoever is organising these protests need to ensure that they don't turn violent, because that defeats the purpose of a peaceful protest.

Eh?
You say?
The truth of the kpeke be say Nigerians don dey tire for these their matter and plus on top that...
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everybody, I mean [b][/b]EVERYONE, all of us......
I mean me, you, PMB, ABA, GEJ,OBJ, , GIN, MMG,GMM,KMA,KSA,OBE,OGA,UGE, OVA, As OBAMA, OVBA, OBA, OAL, UII, IIA, GIA,
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echeteram echeteram don dey feel somehow one kind for all these our pot of wetin you call am wahala. Wetin dey happen for/and/to Nigerians for inside this our Naija don tire us since. But we still dey experiment, abi we never reach maturity?


Maybe na teenager we still dey, I mean teenager wia still dey suck im Mama breasts.