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World most funny President by miles..... Hate him as u like but u can't deny the fact that He is FUNNY..

[size=50pt]Or What?[/size]

Very Funny....

beaversticks:
So funny bro...laugh done kill me here

Yes as at now, it's funny but then bro.... it was terrible..

The Naval guy slap me I just unconsciously handed over my car key to him. It was when he asked why I gave him my car key that I realised my key was not with me... .

**Sobs and blows nostril with handkerchief**

Mine was terrible I swear... I was still learning how to perfect my driving then.

On this particular day, I took a wrong road to my office and decided to reverse to follow the right route...while reversing, I overturned my stiring and the next thing I heard was GBOSA!. I got out of my car to see all my rear vender off which was the bad part..the worse part was that the car I hit was parked at the right place and it was owned by a Naval Officer who was buying some stuffs from a store opposite where he parked!

The worst part was the fact that I had zero kobo on me, my car I damaged was a month old then and the Officer's car was just painted dat same week after he was hit by a careless Driver like m then..at least that's what the Officer said and I confirmed the car was neat...

Writing this brings tears to my eyes cos guys.... I hear nweeen!..

Long story short, I parked my newly eod'05 at the barrack and went to office to get the cash to fix the Officers car and paid for new head lamps I broked. After that, I had to raised cash to fix my own car too..

Over 30k was spent on both cars dat same period not minding the emotional and physical pain I went thru...

Anyway, I learnt the hard way and now I can Drive with eyes closed.

**Falls down from bed in tears**

This is the most hilarious thread av seen here on Nairaland...This gotta b a huge joke

Unless with court order... The problem with our Police Officers is that once you are young and looks okay, they will just assume you are into illegal stuffs and that can be very annoying...

I can't count the number of times those guys have stopped me while driving and ask " what kind of job are you into "? .

ChiStaan:
no yet. Thank u for your concern

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Relax Sis... All things gonna turn out fine... Got a ride as well and I can't imagine it been stolen..Damn!

ChiStaan:
Hello guys! My Hyundai IX 35 2011 model was snatched by gunmen in front of my gate on Wednesday 7th of September 2016. I was on my way back from church with my kids around 7:30 pm I've gone to the police and made statements. A friend encouraged me to put it up on Nairaland.

Eng Number: G4KDBU384676

Chassis no: KMHJU81BDBU311573

Reg No: FST 659 BW

Any useful information will be well appreciated.


Please contact me on 0809 705 0122

A picture of the car has been attached below.

Hi Dear,

How far with your car...amy positive news yet? #JustFeelingConcern.

beycity:
This should be moved to FP.
I pray you find it.






Cc: lalasticlala

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Okay I aff heard u...can u now pls lend me ur charger?

ladyF:
lol you, can you tell me why you want to expose my space booking, in 100 words.

Av u heard of the word: "Lady's 1st"?

This Babe ain't loyal at all! Dating the following:
1. Falz
2. Ycee
3. Dare
4. Me....

















#ILoveSimi

But op u can lie o! shebi u said with "Pictures", where are the pics na? Later now, person like u will start blaming Politicians for not keeping their words..

At least this is better than smuggling hard drugs...Btw. How I wish na me arrest this guy... I for...

[size=25pt]Raw Talent mhen... Bravo![/size]

Doubt if truly this is I-phone 7..but if true, congrats

Deen77:
God Bless you.

Amen and u too...