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NCAN Lagos Island Branch reporting for duty.

Armstrong34:
my God wat did I do to deserve to b a Nigerian

I've been wondering the same thing.

Another blockbuster from the stable of Wale Adenuga Productions. WE ARE NOTHING BUT PENCIL IN THE HANDS OF THE CREATOR!!!!!

@Winner01 What about agnostics? Do they hate God?

GloriaNinja:
Have you visited heaven huh? visit heaven first before concluding.

Let me guess. You've been there. Right?

[quote author=BrideOfDracula post=46470021][/quote]Rule 21

Avalon316:
The h0es hate to hear that other women want to remain virgins. They wanna carry tokunbo pu$$13$ to their matrimonial homes and want their husbands not to cheat.

Seriously,how do these girls think? You have a dilapidated pu$$1 and you don't want oga to go for something fresh? Does this not show that naija women are fantastically ignorant and selfish.

Naija men will continue to look for something fresh so if you like trade your pu$$13$ for meat pie, iPhone ,kpomo, etc

#faints#

Endy10:
Just rewatched the Red Wedding. Joffrey's death wasn't gruesome enough. Wish they could re-act that scene ( took them quite a number of retakes to get that one ). He needs to die a more painful death.

It was Tywin Lannister's handwork. Not Joffery's.

Ishilove:
My Lord, first Keshi, now Amodu.

Wasn't there a time Keshi was Amodu's assistant? I think that was in 2001, during the cup of Nations.

Is this coincidence, or something infinitely more sinister...?

2002. It's pure coincidence, make una no start this morning abeg.

otemanuduno:
MTN #1000: 5650 1846 9006 9803

Otem this is unfair!!! How can you share all these things and one no go reach me, a loyal observer from the beginning? I dey vex.

otemanuduno:
I like dat kind deception into good luck o. Omo, make the deception continue make me dey make money go na. I was earning #20k while still perambulating churches up and down, immediately I left I began to earn around 200k. Me likey dis kine deception jare. Deception into good luck must be a good deception indeed

airtel: #200: 9049 1850 0891 5445

Just today that Muafrika2 wanted to prove that jehovah his god can still kill as in the time of the Neanderthal, I got anoda link that will add more to my salary. PRAISE DA LORD!!!

Hail Domino Reverad. Domino is a God of wonders.

Dandeson1:
lol, hehehehehehehe you dey fear

I dey fear oo. These guys dey ban without conscience.

Na person wey no get ambition for life na im go come dey study how to toast girls like say na university course. OP you be NFA (No Future Ambition). By the way na which drunk mod dey move yeye posts enter FP this night?

Na which goat carry this thing enter front page? Na question I ask ooo. Make person no ban me.

abumeinben:




Even if you dont believe this "dab" thing, you believe there's GSM...that is a system where only you possess your number globally.

NUBAN...only you possess the bank account globally

BVN...All your NUBANs, if you have more than one bank account, are tied to this.

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If you haven't heard of Networked Society, or IoT(Internet of Things), then you really need Christ.

I'm still researching on this IoT thing with reference to the Bible .

Antichrist is real, just that Africa is delaying him in terms of tech advancement

Sharap.

Like play like play this criminal go escape.

Muafrika2:
It must be very high on the rector scale to be felt on the ground.

Ritcher Scale

Great. I'll be there.

analice107:
Stop stalking me.

This is a feeble attempt at evading the question. You and your brother in Christ KingEbuka possess similar evasion techniques. So I ask again, where were you and powers of healing when Ebola threatened to reduce our population? Answer the question and stop saying thrash!

NCAN Oworonsoki Branch reporting for duty

KingEbukasBlog:

You should be ashamed of yourself. Whenever you have been hammered you resort to trolling. Realmindz took you to the cleaners and since you had nothing to say, you had to bring out one of your useless memes. And you say you are not a troll...

lordnicklaus:
Not all people will be in heaven, some will be on earth and still have freewill.

So what assurances do you have that they will not use their freewill the same way Adam and Eve used theirs?

lordnicklaus:
Revelations has made it clear that after 1000 years, Satan would be released again and this time, he would succeed in turning the minds of people.

I mean after the whole saga. When the believers are in heaven and Satan and his crew are and in hell; when forever and ever starts. Will there still be freewill?

Adorable wetin? This is absolute regret

I no know wetin to talk. The picture looks unreal

ever811:
pls sir I need an answers to this question that has been bordering me......in a country of 170 million people with only 50 million people who are unemployed how can God provide jobs that are not available? and I would like to know how is unemployment a yoke when in reality there are no jobs?

Leave that guy. Dem no dey think. Anything pastor talk na the law. That's why grown-up man go fit wear suit, wear apron on top dey waka for road.

analice107:
I. Faith has helped me. I shd ve been an Amputee today but for God. If faith hasn't helped you, no shakes leave faith alone.

Let me give you a testimony of " who Faith Don Help". I was in an hospital some years back. I and the Radiologist became friends, in his free time, he will come to my ward, and we will gist. One day, he came not looking very bright, I asked why, he told me he wasn't feeling fine. What was it? He said he had Kidney Stone. How did stones get into your kidney, you swallowed stones? He tried to laugh. He explained what that meant, I was really getting to know about that then. I guess I was hearing about it, but didn't really pay much attention. It didn't have a cure, but drugs and more drugs to keep the excruciating pain down.
He told me he had had it for years, and had been constantly in pains and had to go about with his drugs. And very expensive drugs too.
Him being a Core Catholic, who don't believe in that part of Christianity, made light, when I told him God could heal him. He laughed a condescending laughter, I still took his hands in mind and prayed, standing on my own faith, not his.
I didn't give it much thought after then. Not long, I was discharged and went home. Months later, I went for checkup, now, he was the one excited, He didn't even know when the pains ceased, it was his wife who noticed that he had not been in pains for a some time, then he tried to remember the last time he had bought drugs, it was the drugs he bought before I prayed for him.
He was so excited when he was telling me how for the first time in years he had been free from pains. He was all thanks, and I said, "No find trouble for me ooo", go your church and testify that God healed you.
So, you see? Faith helped someone.
Stay there. The day all of these, will fail you, you'll realise that all your words are noise and are empty.

Awwww. I feel like crying. But where were you when Ebola was ravaging our country? We could have used your help you know.

I smell scammers.

NCAN Lagos Island Branch reporting for duty.

victoralex:
sorry to ask this but hw many stadia do we have in lagos?

It's not a stadium. It's just a regular football field called Maracana

I go comment if e reach FP.

dazzlingd:
I'm still observing patiently...some names used in his scriptures have not been found anywhere, the way the stories link up and match is awesome and I say only a genius could ve brought this together.

I think there is probably more to this than meets the eye. He also pays his tithe of 20,000 monthly to people on this forum. It is quite fascinating.